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2004-06-29 12:26:26 AM  
Goodyearpimp:"guess my mom didn't try to baffle me with bullshiat."

Yes, I could see where she'd have to keep it very simple.
 
2004-06-29 12:28:38 AM  
The eye-pod was classic cop spelling, but why hasn't anyone else noted the "penal swab" that they took on the dumbass lothario?
 
2004-06-29 12:37:33 AM  
"Another hypothetical, for everyone who says this is morally ok.

Male teacher, male student. Still slap on the wrist? Since the victim is male then having sex with a teacher is just fine, right? He'll be able to hold his head high because he got some and won't be traumatized."


Oh please! Stop acting like there's no difference between boys and girls, all of you.

/Repeatedly farked the heck outta a 25-year-old when I was 15. Some of my fondest memories.
 
2004-06-29 12:52:53 AM  
Sexual relationships are permissable if:
x/2+7 = <y
x is older person
y is younger partner

In this instance since she is 23 he would have to be 18ish in order for it to be morally correct; in my book at least.
So, let her burn at the stake.... LET HER BURN!

/upset I didn't get any 'play' at age fourteen.
 
2004-06-29 12:54:29 AM  
Pipe - Oh please! Stop acting like there's no difference between boys and girls, all of you.

Oh please! Stop acting like there's no difference between boys and girls.

Seriously... Take your own advice.

There's no "Boys would take it just fine!!! They'd be totally high-fivin' their buddies and shiat! Woot!" any more than there's a "Girls would be utterly devastated and destroyed... They just can't handle that sort of thing as well."

Individuals are different. There's a difference between boys... each boy is different, there's no 'boy response.' There's a difference between girls... each girl is different, there's no 'girl response.'

Boy or girl, different kids will react differently... and it's still a moot point. It's still not why we don't fark 14 year olds.
 
2004-06-29 01:13:51 AM  

...he had seen his cousin in the back seat, between Ms. Lafave's legs. moving in an up and down motion while his pants were pulled down. He told me that during that time , Ms. Lavave was nude and the second time they had sex, she left her shirt on. I then terminated the telephone call.


/and killed many innocent kitties
 
2004-06-29 01:16:10 AM  
Damm she's hot!! And quite perverted, but damn!!
 
2004-06-29 01:19:38 AM  
Why does the one asshole who actually gets to live the fantasy have to fark it up for everyone else?

shiat, he owed it to his classmates to blackmail her and get all his friends laid too.

Damn. I obviously wasted my high school years.

farking counselors. two years of spanish my ass
 
2004-06-29 01:26:46 AM  
Toriko


"oh hits as in has sex with, not physically abuses. You silly misogynic assholes and your slang words for coitus."

/What do you want us to say? "I'd elope with her?"...

//Down here in Mexico we sometimes, instead of saying "I'd hit it", we say (direct translation): "Well, y'know... I wouldn't take my dick out from her to put it in you"...
 
2004-06-29 02:03:24 AM  
I would have emotionally mature and clearly consensual lovemaking with it!

Is that better?
 
2004-06-29 02:11:53 AM  
Wow, I think I could fap to just the text in the report. That's hot shiat right there.
 
2004-06-29 02:14:21 AM  
oh hits as in has sex with, not physically abuses. You silly misogynic assholes and your slang words for coitus.

You silly, obsessed feminazi asshole, "hit" is accepted slang for sex, used extensively on Fark therefor, and it doesn't make one misogynic. . farking moron.

Jesus, if you don't understand Fark's sense of humor by now, cancel your TF subscription and go to PoliticallyCorrect.com.
 
2004-06-29 02:23:36 AM  
she's an idiot...i'm in a teacher's ed grad program and the first thing they tell you is "don't have relationships with the students," then they tell you the stories of dumbasses who have.

Duh, like you mean teachers aren't supposed to have sex with students? Really? No shiat, Sherlock.

But when I was 14, I would have killed to hit that blonde. So different for a guy who is 14 than a girl.
 
2004-06-29 02:24:55 AM  
"misogynic" since when is that a bad thing. You fat clown women are so out of control you have to bring your fear of inferiority into the discussion of a child rapist.
 
2004-06-29 02:25:20 AM  
The rest of his time in high-school are going to be absolutely miserable.

Especially with all the rest of the boys in the state worshiping him as a kid of god. He's going to spend the rest of his life thinking to himself ... "shiat. I hit *that* when I was 14. How do I top that...?"

The kid is obviously going to be scarred for life.

Actually, he probably is- but it's not the sex that's going to do it. If anything is going to fark the kid up, it's everyone insisting over and over again that he was abused in some way. Concentual sex = abuse. I had a good time, but I was raped. Once everyone makes sure he carries that association into adulthood, you're pretty much guaranteed the kid's going to be farked up.
 
2004-06-29 02:31:51 AM  
ranold, i was thinking the exact same thing. this is gross no matter which way you slice it. just because she's hot, it suddenly is ok. this is not ok. this woman has some serious issues. and no matter how 'cool' it might seem now, that boy is going to have some issues himself as he gets older because he was the victim of a sexual predator.

Oh bullshiat. I had sex at 14 with a 19-year-old girl and I wasn't messed up or a victim, and that was almost 20 years ago. Today, 14-yr-olds are having more sex that you are. I'm not saying it is right or legal for a teacher to do this, but to just assume that a 14-year-old boy hitting his hot teacher makes him all screwed up and in need of therapy is total shiat. It takes a bunch of emotive psychobabblists to tell him his a victim.

Show me a 14-yr-old boy who wouldn't hit this teacher in a heartbeat! fark you pple are so PC you have forgotten that when you were 14 you had a hard-on 24/7/365!

It took me 20 years as an adult to become messed up.
 
2004-06-29 02:38:17 AM  
I live less than 20 min from her. The story in the paper says she was caught by the parents in the act.
I'd Hit it too!
 
2004-06-29 02:42:26 AM  
My wife is a totally hot teacher. No, I'm not going to post pics. I just wanted to brag about it. She's way better looking than that bit upthread.

Ask 100 14-year-old boys what is more torturous:

Hitting a hot teacher, or having to sit in class and look at a hot teacher and not be able to do anything about it. Your wife is the real abuser, LOL!

Whenever I see Boston Public, I always think how painful it would have been to have a teacher that looked like Jeri Ryan. Sheet, I would have needed a 10-minute cooling-off period to be able to walk out of class, if you know what I mean! 14-year-old's get hard-ons when the wind blows for crissake!
 
2004-06-29 03:04:40 AM  
You guys should read Toriko's profile and then see if you want to continue the witty banter.
 
2004-06-29 03:35:13 AM  
Miso gynic is considered a delicacy in Japan. Miso honii, not so much.
 
2004-06-29 04:01:05 AM  
2004-06-28 10:37:53 PM 620wdae,

It's because of people like you that I don't drink while reading. Funny.
 
2004-06-29 04:11:01 AM  
As a former 14 year old boy I do not think it is too damaging to the male psyche. It would have been a great memory that I would have considered a trophy for the rest of my life. For a 14 year old girl it would be much more traumatic. Double standard yes but real life. Bravo young man, bravo
 
2004-06-29 04:25:01 AM  
Yeah, I have to admit I'd have sunk her like the Lusitania, given the chance.


And yes Virginia, there IS a difference of perspective. Call it a double standard if you wish, but had she been single, this was a victimless crime.

The husband's gonna be drinkin'. EARLY.
 
2004-06-29 04:37:06 AM  
Yes, I feel badly for him. It's a pity. To be statutory-raped like that. Especially by that drop-dead gorgeous teacher. It's truly unfair.
 
2004-06-29 04:56:09 AM  
But...but...she's hot. Is there no mercy for hotness?
 
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2004-06-29 06:12:02 AM  
*fap fap fap fap fap*
Wow, that was one HOT novel! Any more?

Confession,
Eye did not understand what the hell an eye-pod is until someone mentioned iPod. :(
 
2004-06-29 06:19:16 AM  
Sigh, I so wish I'd have been molested by a teacher like that when I was 14.
 
2004-06-29 07:00:02 AM  
Alright, time to put this in perspective for all of you wishing you were the 14 yr old boy. Pretend the 14 yr old was your son (or if it was your 14 yr old daughter with a 23 yr old male teacher). In the words of Bill Engvall, "If you ever touch my kid, I got no problems going back to prison."
 
2004-06-29 07:23:22 AM  
fabic, you da man!
 
2004-06-29 08:02:22 AM  
It's a cinch to say these two young jerks won't be getting a security clearance if they ever join the military. When in a situation which required the utmost of secrecy, these guys sang like Joe Valachi, making it a cakewalk for the cops. I blame the husband just as much as the kids for ruining this misguided young woman's life. If he had been doing his "homework" this would never have happened. It just goes to show ya, LOOSE LIPS SINK SHIPS ! My $.02 worth
 
2004-06-29 08:07:22 AM  
What it comes down to is this... the problem is that someone in a position of authority had sex with someone under their sphere of infuence. Thats not accpetable in many cases (boss/sectretary, priest/alterboy) and we have rules to stop it happening. There are exeptions to the rule (my cousin fell in love with her boss and married him), but the are not always the case, so we tend to defer to the safe side nowadays.

The reason for the double standard is because of old fashioned ideas that to men sex=power and to women sex=love (this was touched upon eariler in the thread but got no reply so I thought it worth saying again). This idea even outweighs the age difference for most people: The 14 is simply "doing what men do" and the no-harm-no-foul rule comes into play.

However, if an older teacher and younger girl get together, he must over power her, since he has the double advantage of being male and in a position of power.

Things get confusing on the male-male scale, but we don't like it because he (the older teacher) used his position of power again...

...and we get to the older woman teacher and the younger girl, which is such a rarity (to be reported on at least), and since they're both females it must be love, right?

Sex is confusing people. Somepeople like plain vanilla sex; some people will only do it with hairy guys, some people with only those younger or older than them. We often don't get to pick who we find attractive at any given time in our lives. 14 year olds *are* ready to go, in most cases, and will find older women attractive sometimes. Older women will get bored with their husbands and find the idea of a young novice exciting sometimes. Men will find seductively dressed teenagers hot sometimes. So what can we do about it?

The solution is simple:
Educate people about sex properly. Right from the start (and I'm talking about when they first ask where baby's come from) we should be telling our kids that sex is wonderful, good fun and needs to be shared with only someone we love and trust. Do it only when you feel you want to, and no-one can make you do it if you don't want to. If anyone does try, don't be afraid to talk about it.

Get rid of age of consent laws and replace them with (or strengthen current) against-concent laws. If it's found out anyone had sex with anyone else (M/F/whatever) then the law should come down on them. BUT, only prosecute if there is a dispute about consent between the two parties, no-one else involved (parents, husbands, wifes, nothing).


I've known plenty of girls who break the stereotype about meek and mild loving girls who only want to have sex with people they love. I know girls who definately use sex as a power play thing. I know guys who only have had sex with the one woman they loved. Our ideas about gender roles and sex are as outdated as the idea that everyone is an adult at 18 (or even 21!). Blanket rules can no longer apply, and judgment should be bought on a case by case basis.
 
2004-06-29 08:19:28 AM  
All she needs is a good old fashioned spankin...and I'll be glad to give it to her.
 
2004-06-29 08:30:10 AM  
For all of you who think that this is just great.

Remember Marykay Letourneau? She had sex with one of her students, and had 2 kids with him. She went to jail the kids went to a foster home.

When the "victim turned 18 he had to start paying child support.
 
2004-06-29 08:36:57 AM  
ghost_who_walks

BUT, only prosecute if there is a dispute about consent between the two parties, no-one else involved (parents, husbands, wifes, nothing).


NOT acceptable. There is a legal distinction between consent and informed consent. It is quite possible to talk a horny 14 (male or female) year old into having sex. But does that boy or girl really understand what that means? Is that 14 year old ready to become a parent? Are they savvy enough to protect themselves from disease?

If we allow 14 year olds to have sex we should also allow them to drive cars and get jobs.
 
2004-06-29 08:42:48 AM  
rrtt22

As a former 14 year old boy I do not think it is too damaging to the male psyche. It would have been a great memory that I would have considered a trophy for the rest of my life. For a 14 year old girl it would be much more traumatic. Double standard yes but real life. Bravo young man, bravo


He might get another trophy. A baby and child support! Google Marykay Letourneau. It has happened before.
 
2004-06-29 08:47:28 AM  
"my baby daddy in nine grade"
 
2004-06-29 08:49:51 AM  
CONSPIRACY THEORY!!!

Ok, hot teacher, recently married, states that her husband is having sexual problems. She begins to have unprotected sex with a healthy 14 year old boy.

She gets pregnant.

Her and the husband have a healthy baby from this relationship.

14 year old boy is ashamed/embarassed/scared/ignorant in regards the the pregnancy.

She gets to have a baby with a boy who will never raise a fuss. Husband is happy because they have a baby.

That is what happened here, I bet 3 tuna sandwiches.
 
2004-06-29 08:53:03 AM  
2004-06-29 08:36:57 AM Burn98

If we allow 14 year olds to have sex we should also allow them to drive cars and get jobs.

And I'd go even further. Let them vote, drink and be drafted. Remove their parents and the state from any and all responsibilites of guardianship, including free room, board and education. Everyone still on board?

The risks, responsibilities and consequences of farking can be severe. Most children do not understand the adult world sufficiently to handle them. In their own little cocoon world of pre-adulthood, they think they do but in general they do not. Trying to tell them otherwise is about as useful as trying to explain to a 3 year old why he can't play in the street.
 
2004-06-29 09:56:46 AM  
The photographer, Brian Adam's, recently took down all of her wedding pictures. Thank goodness for google cache..

Her wedding photographer's website where everyone has been leachin photos from

Refresh it for random photo goodness.
 
2004-06-29 10:04:52 AM  
Will this kid be scarred for life? Debatable, but I think the publicity and hooplah will do worse than the act alone would ever have done.

Nonetheless, this is still F'd up.

And for all you doofuses comparin this to a 14 yr old girl with older man: stop it. A 14 yr old boy could still probably overpower most adult women so a "physical/intimidation rape" scenario is almost impossible. Now the mindfark rape...well that's the problem. This lady allegedly had unprotected sex with a 14 year old boy AND touted that she was married, AND WAS married, AND was a teacher/authority figure. IF what he says is true, this lady is as sick as can be.
 
2004-06-29 10:06:33 AM  
Why do the hot and crazy ones always fall for the underage nerdy moralists?
 
2004-06-29 10:19:27 AM  
After reading the police report, I have decided Smoothie King really ought to offer this boy a job as their spokesman. For so many reasons.
 
2004-06-29 10:31:58 AM  
Screwed around with 27 year old when I was 16. Turned out pretty good. Only sexual dysfunction is my limitless appetite, absurdly long genitalia (thick too!) and a penchant for buggery...

/ok, I made the last part up
 
2004-06-29 10:38:53 AM  
Man, when I went to Greco Jr. High many a year ago, there wasn't anyone nearly that hot.
 
2004-06-29 10:43:40 AM  
He didn't "rat her out" he's a minor and a victim. You would all be upset if it was a male teacher and 14 year old girl.
 
2004-06-29 10:51:50 AM  
mmmmmm.... I'd take that
 
2004-06-29 11:01:25 AM  
I think the biggest problem is the teacher/student thing and not the age thing.
If she was just some 23 year old girl that lived next door or something it wouldn't be that big of a deal (well maybe to the law). She's barely out of adolescence herself. Calling this pedophilia is a little extreme I think.
The biggest issue is that she abused her position and violated the teacher-student relationship.

As for the kid being screwed up; I imagine that going through all the legal shiat and having the entire community know about it will screw him up way more than boning a 23 year old.
Both are stupid kids. They are probably about on the same level. Despite her legal status and age this chick is not an adult. Sounds like she probably has the maturity level of a 14 year old.

I don't think somebody that young should be teaching high school, anyway. There is not enough age gap to create an effective authority figure.

I feel most sorry for her husband. Must be tough to learn that your wife is not only dumb but also a slut.
 
2004-06-29 11:04:02 AM  
Burn98 said:
NOT acceptable. There is a legal distinction between consent and informed consent. It is quite possible to talk a horny 14 (male or female) year old into having sex. But does that boy or girl really understand what that means? Is that 14 year old ready to become a parent? Are they savvy enough to protect themselves from disease?
If we allow 14 year olds to have sex we should also allow them to drive cars and get jobs.


Gosh, it's like you completely ignored the first half of my excessively long post. EDUCATE YOUR CHILDREN PEOPLE. Smart kids make smart choices, and if you brought them up well, they'll know they have to live with the consequences of any actions (smart or stupid) they take.

Unfortunately, I think this is actually a little to much to ask of most people, because it might mean they would have to take more than a passing interest in their childrens lives.

As for the "drive cars and have jobs", well, actually I know some perople who at 14 years old had paying jobs. Hell, there's plenty of people who grew up on farms around me who defintely where driving at 14. It's just a matter of upbringing. Remember, we have extended childhood (speaking here as a period of time without adult responsibility) far beyond any previous time in history. Hell, as was stated eariler there are people in their mid twenties still living the adolesent life. However we change society, biology will not change, so which do you think will win out?

My point is: Educate your kids, they will make smart choices...even if they decide to have sex earlier than you want them to, they won't be scared to go get a condom somewhere and use it. They won't be to ashamed to tell you if the teacher is pressuring them to have sex, male or female.

And yeah, I was driving at 16 (and a half). On the roads. They let us do that over here. We even get to have sex with anyone we want at 16 (with some ambiguity about gay sex for a two years there..but thats another argument). Of course, at 16 I wanted more sex than I was getting, since anything was better than nothing :-D
 
2004-06-29 11:12:06 AM  
NAWBLA?
 
2004-06-29 11:27:07 AM  
dude, she was 23 and she looks like a hot 17 year old, if i had been 14 i would have hit it and never thought twice about it
 
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