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(The Smoking Gun)   Student, 14, hits hot teacher, then rats her out to the cops. Horny teens everywhere surrender (pics of teacher)   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 530
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2004-06-28 09:15:02 PM  
This discussion is unbelievable. Somehow, folks have decided that a 14-year-old isn't a kid. Well gee, why stop there? All of us guys can remember jerking off at age 6, and having crushes at that age. If a 6-year-old actually wants it, some of you seem to be saying that would be okay too. We all felt those feelings before the onset of puberty, so are you saying it's okay if it's "consensual?"
 
2004-06-28 09:18:46 PM  
If you just let anyone have sex with anyone at any age then the stigma will be gone and everyone will be happy!

/what I learned from this thread.
 
2004-06-28 09:20:27 PM  
All of us guys can remember jerking off at age 6, and having crushes at that age.

Holy fark! What summer camp did you go to?
 
2004-06-28 09:20:40 PM  
Poor kid, his mom overheard him bragging about having sex with a hot teacher from school. Sounds like he's scarred for life to me. Her husband must feel like shiat. His wife cheating on him with a 14 year old?? He must be feel very....small right about now.
 
2004-06-28 09:21:19 PM  
Somehow, folks have decided that a 14-year-old isn't a kid.

I was bar mitzvahed at 13. So by the time I was 14, I WAS MAN ENOUGH TO HIT IT. Yiddish-style.
 
2004-06-28 09:23:00 PM  
RockIsDead

If so, then you must not have been reading. Most of the "for" group has come across pretty clearly as "judge individually" and DO NOT make sweepign generalizations.

Saying that "X should not always be illegal" DOES NOT euate to "X should always be legal".
 
2004-06-28 09:23:24 PM  
Gimme a break, ArcadianRefugee, we all know it's true!
 
2004-06-28 09:23:37 PM  
All of us guys can remember jerking off at age 6, and having crushes at that age.


6!!! MAn I didnt know you could do more than pee with it until I was 11.
 
2004-06-28 09:24:49 PM  
Mayhem_King

Aside: I have a jewish friend marrying in the next few weeks. Anything I should bear in mind? As far as anything, really. Gift-giving, commentary, etc.,.

Send me off-list with ideas, if you don't mind:

kkendel gmail com
 
2004-06-28 09:26:29 PM  
Did anyone else pop a lil wood reading the police report?

/feeling bad for her husband

Can you imagine him on a date in a year or two?

"You look really familiar."
"Uhh, I don't know why..."
"That's right, your ex-wife farked an eighth grader in his cousin's car."
"You heard about that?"
 
2004-06-28 09:29:49 PM  
scampf1-
I dunno. My first crush was in kindergarden, and I sure remember takin' care of business when I got home. Of course, I didn't intellectually know what I was doing, it just happened naturally.

/Too much information
 
2004-06-28 09:30:28 PM  
[oh.. also if she did not do this... she has already been prosecuted and found guilty by the media ahead of time... from CNN to the Today Show on NBC to all of the local media channels. she may never be able to work again anywhere in the state of florida... and certainly not as a teacher!! I just cannot fathom how the media is so quick to pass judgement on someone and of course everyone who reads or watches the media immediately follows suit.]

Bobbylishus: I agree but welcome to the real shiatty world and every man who has had to deal with the same thing... double standard indeed. To be honest, I'd doubt the veracity of their story just a tad for the moment. Teens these days tend to abuse their "power" in situations like this.

As for it causing possible "issues" with the boy later on in life, yeah it can happen. What about that 14 year old Michigan kid who was raped (said it was unwilling, alcohol involved) statutorilly (if thats the right word) by his 20 yr old babysitter and got her pregnant. She passes it off as her husbands kid but after divorce 13 years later, the courts find the kid is responsible for CHILD SUPPORT! (rapist woman got divorce, her hubby found out kid wasn't his..)

So if she's guilty, lock her away same as a man. Its called equality.
 
2004-06-28 09:30:39 PM  
14 years of age should be the age of consent....I mean come on, your physically able to. God meant it to be.

Fark it ...I'm headed to Brazil to get some 14 year old stuff!
 
2004-06-28 09:32:50 PM  
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Courtney from General Hospital?

/hangs head in shame at remembering character's names in ex-girlfriend's stupid soap...
 
2004-06-28 09:33:30 PM  
I'm with smile: I was pretty damned clueless until near enough to puberty. Hell, I recall checking out nudie mags (stolen from the turcks parked in the garage the dumptrucks were housed when off-duty) and sportin' wood.

Dunno, but at that age I just wasn't excitable.

Nowadays, heh....

But I stay (mostly) within the law. Completely for the past seven years.
 
2004-06-28 09:37:28 PM  
I don't feel tardy
 
2004-06-28 09:38:43 PM  
PinkoLeftist

That's an interesting case, the Michigan one you cited. You have links? I'd like to read up on it, as it seems to go against how most states I know handle that kind of thing: a person (male) is only financially responsible for offspring until the woman remarries, at which point it becomed that guy's responsibility. The fact you claim the state went back to find the true father after the fact seems at odds (but hey, to each state their own, neh?)
 
2004-06-28 09:39:26 PM  
Aside: I have a jewish friend marrying in the next few weeks. Anything I should bear in mind? As far as anything, really. Gift-giving, commentary, etc.,.

A 23 y.o. in a school teachers outfit for his bachelors party!
 
2004-06-28 09:41:08 PM  
Sadly, I will not be able to attend his bachelor's (*grumble grumble gurmble*). But I was serious, anyway. I've only ever been to Christian weddings, so I am unfamiliar with ritual in this case. He mentioned something about lifting him in a chair, which frightens me, as he outweighs me by a good bit.
 
2004-06-28 09:41:28 PM  
"A 23 y.o. in a school teachers outfit for his bachelors party!"

hahahahahahahahaha (breathing) hahahahahaha
 
2004-06-28 09:42:53 PM  
I'd hit it like this,
I'd hit it like that,
I'd hit it with a whiffle-ball bat, sooooo....
 
2004-06-28 09:48:22 PM  
Sadly, I will not be able to attend his bachelor's (*grumble grumble gurmble*). But I was serious, anyway. I've only ever been to Christian weddings, so I am unfamiliar with ritual in this case. He mentioned something about lifting him in a chair, which frightens me, as he outweighs me by a good biatchair-lifting is a group activity, so you will be okay. Jewish weddings are a lot like Catholic weddings... but with more Jews in attendance. You'll have a good time. If you are single, you'll have a *really* good time.
 
2004-06-28 09:50:46 PM  
"biatchair-lifting"

Fark filter, to the rescue!
 
2004-06-28 09:51:10 PM  
Ah yes, another police report that doubles as some good porn.
 
2004-06-28 09:51:17 PM  
Sadly, I will not be able to attend his bachelor's (*grumble grumble gurmble*). But I was serious, anyway. I've only ever been to Christian weddings, so I am unfamiliar with ritual in this case. He mentioned something about lifting him in a chair, which frightens me, as he outweighs me by a good bit

That was... weird. I'm sure I closed that tag... and what is with the filter?

chair-lifting is a group activity, so you will be okay. Jewish weddings are a lot like Catholic weddings... but with more Jews in attendance. You'll have a good time. If you are single, you'll have a *really* good time.

test: bit (b-i-t)

Not biatch. b-i-t.
 
2004-06-28 09:51:46 PM  
If you are single, you'll have a *really* good time.

????

Oh, good sir, you have just made my week.
 
2004-06-28 09:52:01 PM  
ON second thought.
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2004-06-28 09:53:31 PM  
In my entire academic career (which spans 22 years, including college, grad school, and med school), I had exactly 0 hittable teachers. Not even one! Not even a hot TA! Nada! Zilch!

On the other hand, if I were 14, I'd've hit it. Wait...when I was 14, she...was...in...elementary school...

*sob*
 
2004-06-28 09:57:02 PM  
wow Honestly, I think thats my girlfriends half sister....thats freaky.
 
2004-06-28 09:57:08 PM  
I remember on the day I turned 15 my friend's mom was drunk and was coming onto me rather strongly (hey, I was a 15 year old dork who had only kissed her daughter and that was it and I could still tell she was coming onto me). I didn't do anything because I thought it was kind of creepy but it didn't warp me or anything at all like that. The only thing it did do is give me a funny story to tell people for the rest of my life.
 
2004-06-28 09:57:44 PM  
WTF????????
 
2004-06-28 09:59:17 PM  
TheFiefdom:

In my entire academic career (which spans 22 years, including college, grad school, and med school), I had exactly 0 hittable teachers. Not even one! Not even a hot TA! Nada! Zilch!

On the other hand, if I were 14, I'd've hit it. Wait...when I was 14, she...was...in...elementary school...

*sob*


I've never had an attractive instructor either. A couple cute TAs, but that's about it.
 
2004-06-28 10:00:37 PM  
Was she a MILF? If so, man, I dont wanna be the guy to say you should have hit it...but....you should have hit it.
 
2004-06-28 10:03:48 PM  
Pedophilia is pedophilia. Whether it has a penis, or not.
 
2004-06-28 10:04:09 PM  
argh... when you are 14ish... or 15ish... you do not turn in the poontang that makes itself available...

My GOD man, what is wrong with you?
 
dp3
2004-06-28 10:06:28 PM  
The 14 year-old probably looked like he was 18, as in more mature for his age. Not saying that the teacher wasn't aware of his age, but that she can't be a pedophile if she's attracted to someone that looks adult-like. Also, 14 is commonly the age where sexual activity has already begun. I'd hit.

/17
/Knows people who started having sex at 11, and the only problem they have is that they like having sex.
 
2004-06-28 10:06:45 PM  
14 is legal in South Carolina and Hawaii.
Would any of you have a problem if it was done in either of these states as opposed to Florida? What's the difference? As someone stated before, these are just arbitrary age restrictions.

The kid is not the one to blame here, it is his mother...who I'll put a $20 spot on to say she is fat, ugly, and divorced.
 
2004-06-28 10:08:03 PM  
ike2010
I guess this is what a child molesting slut's mom looks like..

Goddamnit man, I just bought this keyboard on Saturday.
 
2004-06-28 10:08:11 PM  
Damn, she's hot.

I never had a hittable teacher, either.

Where was she when I was in high school?

/damn...
 
dp3
2004-06-28 10:10:06 PM  
Also, for all of you who say he was forced, I'm not sure that anyone "forced" wanted to have sex twice, and oral twice... and bringing his cousin along with them.

Besides, the 14 y/o could already be a pimp at his school, there's no indication that this was his first time.

/believes in mature consent
 
2004-06-28 10:10:52 PM  
2004-06-28 09:57:08 PM meteorite

If you did do anything your story would be 10X better.
 
2004-06-28 10:13:51 PM  
Thinking more about the girls I knew in my younger years my first few girlfriends were all older than me. When I was 15 I went out with a much more experienced almost 18 year old and later on a 19 year old. Wanna know how it warped me? It made me much better at certain activities that all girlfriends up to (and including my wife) have enjoyed that I would have had to bumble along and annoy some younger girls who came later. Since they were older than me and (especially the first one) more experienced it made me want to do really well at it and, once again, I'm still eager to please.
If you ask me, all teenage boys should get warped like that.
 
2004-06-28 10:15:03 PM  
Casper,
No it wouldn't. Trust me, you didn't see her. It wouldn't have been better.
\off to puke at thought
 
2004-06-28 10:16:29 PM  
okay, my buddy who works at the Marion County SO said that the mugshots make her look twice as ugly as she is.

Smoking hot are the words that came from his mouth.

B/C border, maybe a full C, ass you would not believe.

and yet, shes screwing someone that still watches cartoons...ooh look jackie chan is on cartoon network.

on another note, my buddy is going to call me down to the station one day when the kid is there...ill remember to keep you all informed
 
2004-06-28 10:16:45 PM  
So just to clarify, if a 12-year-old altarboy has the hots for his priest, and they go for it, that's okay?
 
2004-06-28 10:17:45 PM  
ahh my first line came out wrong....he said she is smokingly hot...i just screwed up the wording.
 
2004-06-28 10:19:01 PM  
Corn_Fed
How old is the priest?
 
2004-06-28 10:19:07 PM  
meteorite
Sorry, i'm picturing this teacher comming on to you.
A 23 yr old vixen.

I guess your mom's friend looked like Bea Arthur, huh?
 
2004-06-28 10:20:48 PM  
Instead of the eye-pod, they should have bought a cell phone that has the built-in camera.
 
2004-06-28 10:21:38 PM  
blacklung

Over the age of consent. Beyond that, what should it matter?
 
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