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(The Smoking Gun)   Student, 14, hits hot teacher, then rats her out to the cops. Horny teens everywhere surrender (pics of teacher)   (thesmokinggun.com ) divider line
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2004-06-28 07:47:55 PM  
cinamin-
Your parents must be proud. :)
 
2004-06-28 07:47:59 PM  
blah blah blah....

The important thing to remember here is......

I'd hit it till my wienie fell off. OMG she's absolutly stunning in her wedding photos. So if anyone's a askin' I'd start hittin' it while she was in her wedding dress.

If her husband reads this...sorry dude but she's smokin'
 
2004-06-28 07:48:15 PM  
She is a dirtball. I make this judgment because I am female, and I can judge other women harshly. You men may judge her harshly too, unless she has attention deficit disorder, then we must protect her. No offense to those with ADD as I am intending humor, except when I mention that she is a dirtball. Hey Debra Beasley LaFave, keep your vagina in your pants!
 
2004-06-28 07:48:21 PM  
My brain turned off after the first few pages of that police report, but what kind of proof do they have here ? At least around here in Boredomville, a spoken testimony about sex offenses is worth zilch if you don't have solid proof, simply because it is so wide open to abuse. Taxi drivers were frivolously accused of raping strippers, but once the cocaine and booze wore off their stories started falling apart, or the 'victim' would suddenly move back home and drop/forget the case, fearing reprisal or being accused of perjury.

Me, I think the kid's buddy is just an accomplice, that they both secretly lusted after the teacher and couldn't/didn't get any, so this is their revenge. So what if he knows she bought an iPod ? That's the kind of stuff you mention in normal conversation, especially since it's an expensive tech toy, yeah people tend to brag about those. Ahh fark everything!@
 
2004-06-28 07:48:33 PM  
Not only would I hit it, I might fap to her picture.

Let's think about what's gonna be more damaging to this kid in the long run.. having sex with a really hot teacher, or his mother directly interfering with his sex life (cockblocking him)?

His mom's a dumb biatch.
 
2004-06-28 07:48:54 PM  
Ant, yes I have been reading but that won't stop me from getting some of that fine 14 year old ass at the school. Woo hoo! I mean who cares I'm an adult and have authority over her, she wants me and I'm willing to give it to her. I'm sure her parents will say she's queen of the school.
 
2004-06-28 07:49:22 PM  
BiPolarSteamRoller:
two judgement calls in 10 minutes! Nice.
 
2004-06-28 07:49:31 PM  
It seems like everyone's misinterpreting the tattoo detail. I'd bet she's go two butterflys in addition to the chinese writing...not that the writing's on her "butte".
Naturally I'll need to visually confirm that hypothesis. Not to worry though, I'm 11 years older than she.

One more thing:

Wait a second, man
What do you think the teacher's gonna look like this year?
fark man!

T-T-teacher stop that screamin'
Teacher don't you see?
Don't wanna be no uptown fool
Maybe I should go to hell
But I am doing well
Teacher needs to see me after school

I think of all the education that I've missed
But then my homework was never quite like this!

Got it bad,
Got it bad,
Got it bad,
I'm hot for teacher!
I've got it bad, so bad
I'm hot for teacher!

Hey, I heard you missed us
We're back! (Hey!)
I brought my pencil
Give me something to write on, man!

I heard about your lessons
but lessons are so cold
I didn't know about this school
Little girl from Cherry Lawn
How can you be so bold?
How did you know that golden rule?

Oh man, I think the clock is slow
(What are you doin' this weekend?) I don't feel tardy
Class dismissed!
 
2004-06-28 07:49:32 PM  
This kind of thing has been going on FOREVER.

In 2004 however, the internet makes it a tad riskier.

The wedding photos make this whole story just cringe inducing.

Same thing happened to a guy I play poker with. He doesn't like to talk about his ex wife too much.
 
IP
2004-06-28 07:49:45 PM  
thinkharder_homer
does anyone even read this far?

No.
;-)
 
2004-06-28 07:50:46 PM  
TinyPrancer:
The funniest part is going to be when her 16 year old boyfriend who's been farking her since she was 13 finds out and kicks your ass.

;P
 
2004-06-28 07:50:50 PM  
hey tafurojo

Don't remember her but it said she graduated from the same highschool I did the same year i did

... could it be because she was popular and you were not??
 
2004-06-28 07:51:00 PM  
thanks for the help with the portables.. a trailer and a school (insert Christopher Lowell voice here) "WHO KNEW!?!"
classic and classy at the same time. She moaned a few times and she laughed... Is that not normal? no I am paranoid.

oh and Cinamin...."How you doin...?"
 
2004-06-28 07:51:52 PM  
MyFirstSexTeacher.com (really NSFW!)
 
2004-06-28 07:52:20 PM  
[image from free.one.picturehost.co.uk too old to be available]
 
2004-06-28 07:52:35 PM  
Cinamin, I know a girl, D cups, red hair, calls herself Synnamin (synnon). Total psycho though, used people like old washcloths. Turned me off redheads forever :-(
 
2004-06-28 07:52:56 PM  
oh the poor kid....just imagine what kind of issues this will cause... *rollseyes*
 
2004-06-28 07:53:55 PM  
i-likes-maple-syrup:

"Let's think about what's gonna be more damaging to this kid in the long run.. having sex with a really hot teacher, or his mother directly interfering with his sex life (cockblocking him)?"

This is why I read Fark! You made my day, man.
 
2004-06-28 07:54:22 PM  
willywanka, oh I didn't think about that! Damn, I'll have to rethink this now :-D
 
2004-06-28 07:55:32 PM  
I'd say the issues would more likely come from the parents of the girls he's gonna date in the future.
 
2004-06-28 07:57:23 PM  
Corn_Fed

Thales, then she's a pederast (attracted to 13-16 year olds), which is still just as illegal and exploitive. No difference. They're all lowlife scum who should be slowly tortured until sufficient bloodloss causes death.

Is it illegal? Yes.

Is it exploitive? No, this apparently happened during the summer and she was no longer his teacher.

Should she be tortured? No, you're looking for an angry mob of villagers to attack a pastry thief.
 
2004-06-28 07:57:44 PM  
Let me just repeat what I'm sure has been said 300+ times--she's a beautiful babe, he's an idiot who will surely regret this some day, if not already.
 
2004-06-28 07:58:42 PM  
Corn_Fed

No, but I am pointing out the silliness of applying the boo-hoo clause that so many jump on: "Oh, he's only 14..." blah blah blah. As pointed out by others, 14 is only illegal in such a way THERE, in Florida. Canada, as someone said, views 14-year-olds as a bit more adult than Americans treat them. And Canada, joke as one might, isn't exactly some bumfukt African tribe, so it is obvious that even among "civilised" nations, it is subjective.

I'm not saying it is right of her to have broken the law, I'm just saying that automatically assuming the kid is traumatized is laughable.
 
2004-06-28 07:59:23 PM  
When I turned 13, I was molested by an older, hot, female cousin who was having a bad weekend with her medication. Now, some days, I jerk off thinking about it.

I still see the cousin regularly and we just pretend it never happened.
 
2004-06-28 07:59:53 PM  
Oh come on, BiPolarSteamRoller, my parents had no clue. Still don't as a matter of fact. :) Hehehehe I was the quiet child that never got into trouble. And I wasn't having sex with just anybody that came along after that either. I was very mature for my age. I was the oldest kid out my immediate family, and had basically been around adults more than kids my age. I found guys my age too immature. Which is kind of funny these days as I would rather go out with a younger guy than an older one. Much more fun.

What messed me up more was at nine hearing my dad say to my
mom "get that girl a training bra>" Why is it that dads notice that shiat before moms?
 
2004-06-28 08:00:04 PM  
gavnook - I believe in the double standard. Male teachers that bonk 14 year-old girls should be judged more harshly than the opposite, because 14 year-old boys can't get pregnant.

I'm not sexist, God is.


Yeah, because there's no chance she might get knocked up and make the kid a father at 14. There's no chance her husband might find out and hunt the kid down and put a shiny new hole in him in front of all of his worshiping pals.

That's a lame-duck attempt at rationalization/justification.

Sex is fun, but it can have bad consequences... Consequences that we as a society have deemed 14 year olds incapable of thoroughly assessing. Getting pregnant is only one of those risks.
 
2004-06-28 08:00:42 PM  
To you uberhorny, asshat geeks who are claiming that this kid will suffer no harm other than being "a God" to his peers, you're missing the point (I'm looking in your direction Arcadian Refugee). I'm not saying for sure that there will be repercussions, but it is generally a bad idea to have a kid's first sexual experience be with an older woman in a position of authority.

If he's managed to talk Tracy Teenager out of her cotton bvd's and let him stick it in, it's one thing. But there is a huge body of evidence citing that it's a bad idea for kids to be too early sexualized, pubescent or not, and particularly by someone older. And yes, someone 50% older than he is is older. It's not just nine years. That's why the laws are there. At the very least, this kid will have intimacy issues and a hampered ability to have solid real relationships.

/shortsighted perverts
//btw, that doesn't mean I didn't think the police report was HOT!!!
 
2004-06-28 08:00:51 PM  
The report stated that her husband was having "sexual inadequacy problems". Hmm....
 
2004-06-28 08:02:10 PM  
[image from discstickers.com too old to be available]

Can't believe no one posted this yet.
 
2004-06-28 08:02:39 PM  
I guess you need to ask why she would be messing with a 14 year old kid in the first place.


14 year old kid has a freakishly large penis maybe?
 
2004-06-28 08:03:57 PM  
BiPolarSteamRoller

"A POST pubescent is not a kid."

err. Oookk?

I will guarandamnwellteee you they are still kids. There are a number of reasons why. Emotional maturity is not the same as having another birthday. Too many reasons to list why I think that you or anyone that thinks like you is an assfedora.


Well, I'll point you in the direction of Judaism and Christianity: Bar/Bat Mitvahs and Confirmations are, to the best of my recollection, coming of age ceremonies, the mark of a child's becoming an adult.

Are you calling JudeoChristianity, the foundation for all of Western civilzation, "asshattery"?
 
2004-06-28 08:05:30 PM  
Uh oh. He's pissed.

[image from boomspeed.com too old to be available]
 
2004-06-28 08:05:56 PM  
"At the very least, this kid will have intimacy issues and a hampered ability to have solid real relationships."

Im one of 3 dudes in a department of 70 women. Every single woman complains that their men suffer from what you just said. Its like a cliche nowadays...men can't commit. Every sitcom has played it out...
 
2004-06-28 08:06:35 PM  
Man...stupid kid...I'd have kept that our little secret and kept hittin it...far as that goes, I may have to look her up when she gets out and see if she'd give me lessons..MUWHAHAHA
 
2004-06-28 08:06:45 PM  
Yeah, because there's no chance she might get knocked up and make the kid a father at 14. There's no chance her husband might find out and hunt the kid down and put a shiny new hole in him in front of all of his worshiping pals.

That's a lame-duck attempt at rationalization/justification.


You're right: it is.

Oh, you meant what he said....

See, the difference is, he spoke fact: 14 year old males do not have to worry about impregnating 23-year-old married women. He cannot be held for it. At all. Ever.

However, 14-year-old girls DO have to consider pregnancy a risk.

That whole yarn about "what if" is stretching it, a whole lot.
 
2004-06-28 08:07:21 PM  
Skipped long-ass thread.

But seems to me the KID is the one who needs to get thrown in jail for starting this. Not her. And all this "someone under a certain age is automatically disgusting" crap double-standard crap (in addition to the "if it were a guy who did it, but since it wasn't, everyone is chasing after her" double-standard crap) NEEDS TO GO.
 
2004-06-28 08:07:31 PM  
i-likes-maple-syrup

Awesome!
 
2004-06-28 08:08:41 PM  
I don't usually read or comment in a thread such as this.

Is there any indication, besides the children's stories that she is guilty?

If I were her attorney I would re-think being the attorney of record (based on one of his comments in another story.)

I wonder what a google search (or a quick search through contemporary text porn) on some of the phrases used would turn up, sometimes it is as simple as finding an entire passage that has been cribbed off the internet.

I must be in a foul mode today, I somehow think she might be innocent.

Of course I am probably wrong, and she should have a nice scarlet letter to wear, like the old days.
 
2004-06-28 08:11:36 PM  
I forget what eight was for
At the very least, this kid will have intimacy issues and a hampered ability to have solid real relationships.

No it isn't a given that he'll have intimacy issues and relationship problems. What exactly is it that will cause this, having sex at an early age? The average age of cherry popping is around 15 for guys. Is it having sex with an older woman? I don't see how that will magically cause severe emotional trauma, "Oh know I banged a hot 23 year old, what am I to do!?"
 
2004-06-28 08:11:59 PM  
ArcadianRefugee-
Yes.

cinamin & willywanka-
Just a little good natured ribbing. :)
 
2004-06-28 08:14:27 PM  
I guess this is what a child molesting slut's mom looks like..

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2004-06-28 08:14:35 PM  
She is attractive, which is why this kid and his cousin went along with it, I agree it's not right but I also agree that this kid knew what he was doing and didn't mind at all.
Other than the embarrassment of getting busted by his mom.

I have brothers and know the kind of shiat they were talking about and thinking at 14 .... this kid had to have been eating it up.

I don't really see him having serious emotional problems later on .... like someone else said earlier, he is most likely a hero or God type figure to other kids and his friends.
 
2004-06-28 08:14:38 PM  
cinamin, your views intrigue me, I would like to subscribe to your newsletter...

Call me crazy but would it be ok if a male teacher use protection and has sex with a female student who is fully developed is is 14? I mean, according to arguments supporting her actions he all married men could jump a younger girl's bones with no problem so long as she doesn't get pregnant right?

Personally I never was into younger people. Even now that I am 23 I find it hard to go with even an 18 year old. One time I did I couldn't wrap the thought around my head too much and just intentionally acted offput so that there would be no chemistry.

*shrug*

Just my hangup.

But if she really wanted someone who could get it up and have the energy and stamina to be a 'grade A' student then all she had to do was give me a call..

*unzip*

/hot for teacher and won't talk a damn thing.
 
2004-06-28 08:14:46 PM  
*Corn_Fed*

you are a woman, a very strange one at that!
i had a 19 yr girl friend when i was 14, slept with a 32 yr woman at 16.
i have no problem with it, in fact im grateful!
there is no crying in the dark, feeling used. the only regret i have is its over,moran......(married for 23 years)
it must be a chity life to find sex so hurtful,that you can only believe it will forever be a damaging exp.
as to this teacher, she is hot,and a wet dream to any guy that age and really, REALLY f-up !.... or a saint.
 
2004-06-28 08:14:51 PM  
BiPolar...

"Yes" to the JudeoChristian thing? Asshattery?
 
2004-06-28 08:15:42 PM  
BiPolarSteamRoller
All human adults are by their very definition POST pubescent.

You can't BE an adult without first passing through puberty.

I guess anyone who finds sexually mature humans attractive is an asshat....

Good to know everyone is an asshat :P
 
2004-06-28 08:15:45 PM  
It could be worse...she could of be an veterinarian. WOOF !!!
 
2004-06-28 08:16:26 PM  
My wife is a totally hot teacher. No, I'm not going to post pics. I just wanted to brag about it. She's way better looking than that bit upthread.

/And I don't really look like a has-been metal singer, BTW.
 
2004-06-28 08:16:27 PM  
this kid crapped on all my school age dreams.
 
2004-06-28 08:16:34 PM  
she is hot.

I feel bad for first her husband... and this 14 yr old who's mom caught him lying.

I'd still be hitting it!

in other news, that police report damn near gave me wood.
 
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