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2004-06-28 05:40:50 PM  
Even though this link has been posted to death, I would still hit it, of course I'd have to inspect her thighs first.
 
2004-06-28 05:44:29 PM  
yeah, mugshots don't do anybody justice, but hey hey!
 
2004-06-28 05:50:01 PM  
Some stories just won't go away. This is the umpteenth submission...
 
2004-06-28 05:54:46 PM  
where was she when I was 14?
 
2004-06-28 05:55:44 PM  
Well, Actually, she'd have been younger than me at that point, so nevermind
 
2004-06-28 05:57:32 PM  
The level of anger the husband must have would be difficult for even me to put into words.
 
2004-06-28 05:59:17 PM  
Umm...hot?
 
2004-06-28 05:59:45 PM  
deyamn - I wonder what his grades were like.
 
2004-06-28 06:01:57 PM  
Page eight got pretty hot and heavy there. But, if this was an episode of Law & Order: SVU the kid was making the story up to impress his friends.
 
2004-06-28 06:04:29 PM  
Shes not all that bad comapred to most chicks that get posted on TSG.
I'd hit it but i'm older.
 
2004-06-28 06:09:16 PM  
Ha! "TATTOO OF CHINESE WRITING ON LOWER BACK" according to affidavit.
/ctrl-c
 
2004-06-28 06:11:14 PM  
"...pulled his penis and placed it on her vagina..."

/Remebers the good old school days of cheesy porn mag short stories
 
2004-06-28 06:12:06 PM  
mizike - its called a tramp stamp
 
2004-06-28 06:17:34 PM  
Doesn't she do pron? Isn't her name Tammy or something like that? I think she was one of those beach/twister/St. Martin bar girls.
 
2004-06-28 06:19:25 PM  
Someone else's mom got wise to the story and called his mom. Too bad she didn't call his dad instead.
 
2004-06-28 06:20:24 PM  
Keep drooling over paedophiles tasteless farkers - just leaves more rampant totty for us real men.

/again
 
2004-06-28 06:32:28 PM  
I knew she'd be back in the news.
 
2004-06-28 06:32:44 PM  


There's better at my school, but I would definitely take head from it, and probably hit it too.
 
2004-06-28 06:33:03 PM  
for the lazy
 
2004-06-28 06:33:32 PM  
Should have a Florida tag.
 
2004-06-28 06:34:15 PM  
/hit it

then

/quit it
 
2004-06-28 06:34:18 PM  
"...pulled his penis and placed it on her vagina..."
Are you paying attention??
 
2004-06-28 06:34:48 PM  
shiat, kids like this ruin it for the rest of us.
 
2004-06-28 06:34:48 PM  
Chinese tattoo on her lower butt. Share with you farkers a bit of info. Just as women who smoke, poke. Women will tattoos above their butt prefer it in the ruff ruff position. :)
 
2004-06-28 06:35:01 PM  
 
2004-06-28 06:35:01 PM  
I hope the kid gets beat up at school for being an idiot.
 
2004-06-28 06:35:18 PM  
oh hits as in has sex with, not physically abuses. You silly misogynic assholes and your slang words for coitus.
 
2004-06-28 06:35:27 PM  
DUUUUUUUUUUDE!
 
2004-06-28 06:35:37 PM  
The kid didn't 'rat' her out. If I remember correctly, everyone in the whole school suspected, because the lady will go googoo eyes everytime the kid walked by....
 
2004-06-28 06:35:43 PM  
Just saw her on the local news. She has a nice figure, too.
 
2004-06-28 06:36:16 PM  
Only - ONLY in Central Florida would it get this complicated.

/former Lakeland resident, not that Columbus, GA is much better
 
2004-06-28 06:36:16 PM  
more pics for you

http://www.mjmorningshow.com/morning_DebraPics.html
http://www.mjmorningshow.com/morning_DebraPics2.html

(too lazy for html)
 
2004-06-28 06:36:24 PM  
There. Hope that's not NSFW. Can't really see the nip...
 
2004-06-28 06:36:32 PM  
I'd hit it.

Then I'd report it.
 
2004-06-28 06:36:34 PM  
She's hot in an odd way.
 
2004-06-28 06:36:52 PM  
Jesus Hitler Christ. Why are decent looking women crazy? 9 out of 10 guys would give you all you wanted, and you have to go and "take advantage" of a 14 year old. Hope it was worth it.
 
2004-06-28 06:36:58 PM  
both of them are dumbarses
 
2004-06-28 06:37:06 PM  
Damn! I never had a teacher that looked that hot.

Every single female teacher I had as a kid was just old and busted.
 
2004-06-28 06:37:16 PM  
bulb007, who do thinks writes that cheesy porn?
Cops is who!
 
2004-06-28 06:37:50 PM  
Jenny McCarthy?
 
2004-06-28 06:38:52 PM  
man what's he stupid he could have kept hitting that...jeez!
 
2004-06-28 06:38:56 PM  
How come these hot teachers who is havin' sex mit de young boys now? When I vus inna da school dey vus all fat und old und ugly and not haffing de sexy mit anybody.
 
2004-06-28 06:39:25 PM  
After seeing the pic from Donvitoviti's post, the hitting would ensue had I been a student she was wanting :D
 
2004-06-28 06:39:59 PM  
I've got it bad.. got it bad.. got it bad. I'm hot for teacher.

/Van Halen
 
2004-06-28 06:40:05 PM  
I'm hot for teacher!

/Van Halen
 
2004-06-28 06:40:08 PM  
okay headline writer, close but no cigar. he didn't rat her out, he admitted it when confronted by his mom. granted, he's still a little biatch. keep your mouth shut and no one can prove a damn thing.
 
2004-06-28 06:40:12 PM  

I'D HIT IT!
 
2004-06-28 06:40:15 PM  
My friend went to school with her. She was one of the popular chicks. I'd hit it.
 
2004-06-28 06:40:49 PM  
Link goes to page two...so...it's...move along here.
 
2004-06-28 06:40:50 PM  
Tomahawk724

May camels shiat upon your grave for beating me to that!

/yarg.
 
2004-06-28 06:40:53 PM  
2004-06-28 05:57:32 PM TheConvincingSavant

I can't think of a single thing to disagree with in that statement, you'll hear no flame bait from me Savant.
 
2004-06-28 06:41:37 PM  


She needs more forehead.
 
2004-06-28 06:42:08 PM  
her husband must be proud.
however, that was a pretty good read.
 
2004-06-28 06:42:29 PM  
*mops brow, tries to avert gaze*
 
2004-06-28 06:42:42 PM  
 
2004-06-28 06:43:07 PM  
GoodyearPimp "Why are decent looking women crazy? 9 out of 10 guys would give you all you wanted, and you have to go and "take advantage" of a 14 year old."

Remember if they don't like you for who you are inside...they're not worth your time.
 
2004-06-28 06:43:39 PM  
I'd hit it. Twice.

I need to make an image...
 
2004-06-28 06:43:45 PM  
Got it made, got it made, got it made...

/I don't feel tardy.
 
2004-06-28 06:43:51 PM  
Survey:
What's the oldest woman you had ever hit? and how old were you?
 
2004-06-28 06:44:03 PM  
No HERO tag?
 
2004-06-28 06:44:09 PM  
The only grade school teacher who tried to have sex with me was my 6th grade teacher, and he was a man. Yes, I reported him, as did a few other students. The sad thing is the school moved him to Kindergarten instead of reporting him to the police.
 
2004-06-28 06:44:34 PM  
 
2004-06-28 06:44:45 PM  
And after hitting a younger guy yesterday, here I've been walking around all day thinking every older woman needs to have fun with a younger guy! I highly recommend it! :P
 
2004-06-28 06:44:57 PM  
Where were teachers like this when I was 14?
 
2004-06-28 06:45:00 PM  
Never had a hittable teacher. Some I wanted to take a bat to, but no hittable ones. Not even office staff! (Spent a lot of time "chatting" with the Principal, so I know this for sure)
 
2004-06-28 06:45:03 PM  
She looks borderline retarded.
 
2004-06-28 06:45:06 PM  
"Remember if they don't like you for who you are inside...they're not worth your time."

Is this some sort of cutesy folk logic that I'm not familiar with?
 
2004-06-28 06:45:25 PM  
she's an idiot...i'm in a teacher's ed grad program and the first thing they tell you is "don't have relationships with the students," then they tellyou the stories of dumbasses who have. I guess it's more serious for me though, being a guy.
 
2004-06-28 06:45:29 PM  
Where do I find an Eye-Pod? Anyone? Anyone? And explain to me how a police officer can characterize this boy as a "victim"? More like P-I-M-P...
 
2004-06-28 06:45:39 PM  
You know, I'm not sure if the answer to marital sex issues is to go out and fark a 14 year old kid, but I digress. To each his own right?
 
2004-06-28 06:46:36 PM  
she taught reading Wait how old are these kids???
 
2004-06-28 06:46:59 PM  
Wowzers! Glad she wasn't teaching at an elementary school.
 
2004-06-28 06:47:01 PM  
I usually never cross-post, but the non-TF bretheren might feel left out:

 
2004-06-28 06:47:22 PM  
Freaking sicko pedophile child-molester... someone should shoot her in the farking face!!!

/feminist
 
2004-06-28 06:48:28 PM  
MrEvil - those pics of her? she is hot if it is

didn't have time to read the whole thread
 
2004-06-28 06:49:25 PM  
She reminds me of a skankier version of Mercedes McNab:



... who can vamp me any day. I suspect that creepy teacher lady would have creeped me out even in HS, though she'd have still given me a boner the approximate hardness of a marble countertop.
 
2004-06-28 06:49:33 PM  
"------ stated they went to Radio Shack so she could by an eye-pod for her husband."

I'm certainly glad she didn't buy an eye-pod. Then they might want to be looking into murder charges, if she needs a specific container to store eyes long-term.
 
2004-06-28 06:49:51 PM  
Yeah so what if she is hot....she's farked in the head obviously.
BTW, WTF is with the double-standard here.. If a male teacher, regardless of how good looking he is, did this to a 14 year old girl...the guy would be blasted....but since this teacher is a girl and is "hot", somehow it is not that bad.
I hope the biatch ends up muff-munching some big fat dyke behind bars.
 
2004-06-28 06:50:06 PM  
If I had a teacher like this when I was in middle/high school, I'd have better stories to tell.

The only school/sex story I have is when I did it on the auditorium stage. No condom, so I got to shoot on the curtain. I wonder who found the stain...
 
2004-06-28 06:50:33 PM  
Those are the tackiest wedding photos I've ever seen with just the eye colorized. Jesus Christ. You should have to have a permit to use photoshop.
 
2004-06-28 06:51:18 PM  

 
2004-06-28 06:51:28 PM  
 
2004-06-28 06:52:00 PM  
Were those pictures of her HUSBAND? If so, I would have done exactly what the student did: Boned her in her SUV, in the classroom, and her bed, then narked because the biatch was getting some on the side.

;)

No, I probably really would have.

/made out with two of his TAs
 
2004-06-28 06:52:02 PM  
Page 6
She bought an "Eye-Pod" for her husband?

Ambulance Driver: We had to dig him out from under the most peculiar things I ever saw.
Dr. Hill: What things?
Ambulance Driver: Well, I don't know what they are, I never saw them before. They looked like great big Eye-pods.
Dr. Hill: Where was the truck coming from?
Ambulance Driver: Santa Mira.
 
2004-06-28 06:52:05 PM  
Hot DAMN! Where were the hotties like her when I went to school dammit!!!! My teachers all looked like this:


You lucky bastards.
 
2004-06-28 06:52:58 PM  
Wow, just wow. Posting the wedding pictures?

Wow.

I'd hit it, and if I were her husband, I'd probably have used a two by four.
 
2004-06-28 06:53:43 PM  
I feel sorry for her husband. He's not bad looking.



 
2004-06-28 06:53:44 PM  
Watch a video of her here:
http://www.tampabaylive.com/video/news/2004/06/0625teacher.shtml

More pics here, under couples:
http://www.bapg.net/

Originally from here:
http://www.tampabaylive.com/stories/2004/06/040625lafave.shtml

/too lazy to do html
 
2004-06-28 06:53:45 PM  
"Remember if they don't like you for who you are inside...they're not worth your time."

It's hard to say from her photos but given what's on the outside I'd say what's on this inside is probably "likeable".
 
2004-06-28 06:53:59 PM  
Yesdog,

Is that really her? How did they get discovered? I tried to check out the website, but the pictures are now password protected.
 
2004-06-28 06:54:11 PM  
You *know* that kid is the envy of every one of his friends.

Funny thing: the exact same thing happened in my town, except with an old (47), decrepit man and a 14-year-old girl, who, incidentally, happened to be my ex-girlfriend. She, however, was definitely not the envy of all of her friends. :)
 
2004-06-28 06:54:23 PM  
Obviously she preferred the hands on method of teaching...
 
2004-06-28 06:54:31 PM  
Best. Police report. Ever.
 
2004-06-28 06:54:31 PM  
2004-06-28 06:45:03 PM sfphinkter
She looks borderline retarded.


That's what the Florida tag is for.
 
2004-06-28 06:54:32 PM  
ranold, i was thinking the exact same thing. this is gross no matter which way you slice it. just because she's hot, it suddenly is ok. this is not ok. this woman has some serious issues. and no matter how 'cool' it might seem now, that boy is going to have some issues himself as he gets older because he was the victim of a sexual predator.
 
2004-06-28 06:54:50 PM  
What a dumbass. If I were this kid, I wouldn't have even told my friends for fear my piece of ass would go away. I hope this kid never gets laid again.
 
2004-06-28 06:54:57 PM  
Poor kid...he will never be able to enter a Smoothie King again without sportin' some wood.
 
2004-06-28 06:55:10 PM  
Let's all go get smoothys!

/it's Smoothie King, farktard
//Did an 8-year old type the affadavit?
 
2004-06-28 06:55:32 PM  
Shes hot, no question about it. dunno about the sex mit der kinder though, thats kind of messed up, though, if I was 14 and a teacher who looked like that wanted my d, I would go with it yeah
 
2004-06-28 06:56:18 PM  
I think it's funny that everyone considers her a pedophile. I mean, technically, she is...but if you think for one second that this kid was an unwilling participant...think again.

Should she get fired? Probably.
Go to jail? Not a chance.
 
2004-06-28 06:56:21 PM  
Priceless.
 
2004-06-28 06:56:24 PM  
Steady job vs biology.

Biology won.
 
2004-06-28 06:56:32 PM  
 
2004-06-28 06:57:13 PM  
"Lord, please do not let my wife's scandalous affair with her underaged student make it onto Fark."
 
2004-06-28 06:57:16 PM  
IcyHotFarker

Only if you're willing to admit that 14 y/o girls can be willing participants, too, and that guys who have affairs with them shouldn't go to jail.

Deal?
 
2004-06-28 06:57:36 PM  
so who was the moran that accussed her and why???

A more interesting story here:
Her sister was killed recently
 
2004-06-28 06:58:14 PM  
Those are the tackiest wedding photos I've ever seen with just the eye colorized. Jesus Christ. You should have to have a permit to use photoshop.

Some wedding photographer really must be regretting playing the "Let's throw out a couple of the most pathetic, cheesy sample pics and see if anyone buys them" game.
 
2004-06-28 06:58:15 PM  
ranold, welcome to the real world. Double standards exist, and for good reason.

A 14 year-old boy having sex with an older woman has some risk of long-term emotional damage, but it is SIGNIFICANTLY less than the damage that can occur if, say, a 23 year old man has sex with a 14 year old girl.

A similar example is when Dad's are absent from their children's lives. For boys, it's bad, but not NEARLY as bad as it is for girls. Girls spend the rest of their lives trying to find/replace daddy.
 
2004-06-28 06:58:27 PM  
WOW, all of my teachers were ugly with big butts, they still did pretty good in the sack though.
 
2004-06-28 06:58:45 PM  
Hahaha, "He asked her that since they had already had sex three times without a condom, was it necessary for him to start wearing one."

Gotta like that adequate sex education!
 
2004-06-28 06:59:26 PM  
wait...WAIT!!!!

Isn't she sueing Kobe for rape???
Dear lord she gets around.
 
2004-06-28 07:00:09 PM  
These pedophiles need to all be put to death. Think of how this will screw up the kid for the rest of his life.
 
2004-06-28 07:00:49 PM  
I think it's funny that everyone considers her a pedophile. I mean, technically, she is...but if you think for one second that this kid was an unwilling participant...think again.

Well,, she has sex with a minor, and not even a 16 or 17 year-old. That makes her a pedophile. Just like someone who has sex with a corpse is a necrophiliac, even if the person gave consent before death.

If it was a female student would you make the same assertion that it was entirely voluntary, and there should be no punishment? If not, is that because you feel girls are stupider and more easily tricked into sex with a teacher, or that girls are innately non-sexual at that age, despite hitting puberty long before boys?
 
2004-06-28 07:01:20 PM  
IcyHotFarker, the way the law works, he isn't able to exercise legal consent because of the nine-year age difference. He didn't have enough life experience to know better than to bone a lady with a husband in their house and car, much less one of his teachers. He got taken advantage of even though he was totally willing. That's why his parents stepped in.

Now, if he were seventeen, it would be a different story. That's three years of dating girls your own age, and learning all sorts of shiat. At fourteen, you're barely starting to have relationships, and it's too early to be conscious of the implications of a wild fling with a hottie teacher.

That being said, I'd still have done exactly what he did. ;)
 
2004-06-28 07:01:26 PM  
she's stupid

if she didn't want her somewhat hot husband she could have left him and boink hotter guys. But screw around with some 14 yuck.


feh
 
2004-06-28 07:01:34 PM  
reinforces my theory on chix w/rump-tats.
 
2004-06-28 07:02:15 PM  
waitaminute..., great minds apparently think alike.

so who was the moran that accussed her and why???

The "accusser" is not a moran, just a confused kid. He likely KNEW what she was doing was wrong, but creepy teacher lady used her older, authority-figure hotness to take advantage of him, an impressionable teenage boy. It's just as wrong as if I was a teacher, seducing 14 year old girls (ok, I'm a few years older than this lady but still, the point stands. You'd want my balls on a stick.)
 
2004-06-28 07:02:29 PM  
Umm.. and uh, whats a "High/Bye" realtionship?

/who wrote TFA?
 
2004-06-28 07:02:42 PM  
Chinese tattoo on her lower butt

round here we call em "sluttoos" or "tramp stamps".

i'm just saying
 
2004-06-28 07:02:59 PM  
IcyHotFarker - I think it's funny that everyone considers her a pedophile. I mean, technically, she is...but if you think for one second that this kid was an unwilling participant...think again.

Should she get fired? Probably.
Go to jail? Not a chance.


"Willingness" is a moot point... a 14 year old cannot give consent to have sex with an adult. An adult who has sex with a 14 year old is taking advantage of the age difference and the inherent power it imbues to manipulate someone who is incapable of understanding and responsibly engaging in a sexual relationship.

She is as much a sexual predator as any sleezy old trench-coated bastard who ever said "Hey kid, wanna piece of candy?"
 
2004-06-28 07:03:04 PM  
where does everyone get these pictures from. Didn't this story just hit today?
 
2004-06-28 07:03:08 PM  
GIS for Eye Pod

 
2004-06-28 07:03:14 PM  
I'd say this kid has more risk of being screwed up because he lives in Florida than the fact that a 23 year old had sex with him.

I've known more than a few guys who 'lucked out' (their words) and had some older woman screw them when they were young. In one case it was a guy who, at 12, had an 17 year old baby sitter who used to ask him to eat her out. About the most serious problem with any of them is that they have commitment issues.
 
2004-06-28 07:03:48 PM  
This is why the statuatory rape laws are questionable in my mind.

For the rest of her life this woman will have the title "sex offender" following her wherever she goes. She's considered a rapist, for Chrissake.

And yet the victim loved it, you know he did. How can you be punished when the victim of a crime is happy about what happened?

I think teens who are statuatorily "raped" should have the option of freeing their "rapists" once they turn 18.

/not a pedophile
//I swear
 
2004-06-28 07:03:58 PM  
One last thing...

I'D DONKEYPUNCH IT!
 
2004-06-28 07:04:24 PM  
Corn_Fed
These pedophiles need to all be put to death. Think of how this will screw up the kid for the rest of his life.

Yeah, I'm sure he's scarred for life.
/boned 21yr old at age15, not scarred, thank you.
 
2004-06-28 07:04:25 PM  
There were teachers I wanted to fark when I was in school. And if I had gotten the chance, I damm sure woulda kept my mouth shut! Kids today....sheesh!
 
2004-06-28 07:04:28 PM  
I'm split.

Yes, it's disgusting that she'd have sex with a 14 year old.

But, she's only 23. It's not like she's a middle-aged woman who could be his mother. If this happened just a few years from now, nobody would even care. Well, except for her husband, I suppose.
 
2004-06-28 07:04:31 PM  
Okay, I'm moving to Tampa / St. Pete.
Maybe one of those hotties will accidently fall on my ween.
 
2004-06-28 07:04:45 PM  
women are so evil
 
2004-06-28 07:06:07 PM  
chechal
I'm quite certain there's been some 14 y/o girls who have survived "lucking out" as well.
 
2004-06-28 07:06:09 PM  
These pedophiles need to all be put to death. Think of how this will screw up the kid for the rest of his life.

I know what you mean. Forcing him to walk around school as other boys get on thier knees, bowing and chanting "YOU ARE A GOD! YOU ARE A GOD!"
Have you ever been to a public school? What would they make fun of you about? You laying the mack on the hottest teacher there...
 
2004-06-28 07:06:28 PM  
Well this is interesting.

She is a sick puppy.
A pedophile. I mean, her husband is an alright looking, fit dude what could that 14 year old possibly have to offer?

She's sick.
That being said, I need to transfer to highschool, this university thing isn't where the choice action's at!!
 
2004-06-28 07:06:29 PM  
okay people... here's my 2 cents worth. my family is actually friends with her family... her mom is my hair stylist and her cousin is my daughters godmother.

i understand that there are 3 sides to every story (her side, his side and the truth) and i'm gonna be sorta biased with my opinion here! whether she did this or not... i have no clue. if she did.. she gets what she deserves and there is no excuse for this. i just cannot fathom if she did do it... why?! she just began a career she always dreamed of. her and her hubby just bought a townhouse/condo together and were beginning their life.

she is actually one of the nicest people that my family has ever met... and this just comes at a complete shock. i refuse to judge her and will leave that up to a court. the unfortunate thing is that that court system here in Hillsborough county is extremely bass ackwards!! from the State Attorneys to cops to even the crooked judges.

as i said before, if she did this, she gets what she deserves. the only excuse i could think of is that she was on depression medications that was helping her cope with the killing of her sister and her sisters unborn child (8 months into term) by a drunk driver (a high ranking military officer - from what i understand) who had his 4th or 5th DUI offense... and it took killing two people to finally put his ass behind bars. her family (mother, father and herself along with other local family members) have had a hard time dealing with this unnecessary passing.

no, this is no excuse... but the only reason i can think of that would lead to something like this. she truly is a beautiful girl and very sweet. she has never had any run-ins with any law before in her life... and from going to clean and pristine to this... is very shocking. i wish her the best... and will continue to be there and be supportive of her and her family.

that's my 2 cents worth!
 
2004-06-28 07:07:42 PM  
Lostcom760 - the news links were from friday.
 
2004-06-28 07:07:44 PM  
Casper,
seriously...beginning to think a lot of people have either forgotten what it's like to be in high school, or else had miserably boring lives during that time period.
 
2004-06-28 07:08:05 PM  
Can you imagine your new bride got caught cheating on you with a 14 year old? Christ! That's worse than if she left you to be lesbian.
 
Ant
2004-06-28 07:08:23 PM  
2004-06-28 06:40:15 PM 0ptimus


My friend went to school with her. She was one of the popular chicks.


I'll bet...

I feel bad for her husband though
 
2004-06-28 07:08:53 PM  
TREZ

guess i should read then looks at hot pics
 
2004-06-28 07:08:58 PM  
I'm glad he remembers all those incriminating details. After all how else other than sex was he to know she had tattoos on her lower back and birthmarks on her shins. The strip isn't an uncommon pubic hairstyle and the whole no condom thing seemed rather impertinent. Not saying she didn't do it but that level of "carnal knowledge" description wouldn't convict Michael Jackson.
 
2004-06-28 07:09:03 PM  
I read every disgusting word of that vile police report.

/Twice
 
2004-06-28 07:09:04 PM  
Bobbylishus

Send me her contact information. I'd love to comfort her.

/express ticket please
 
2004-06-28 07:09:24 PM  
willywanka

I didn't get laid in HS.

I guess my life was neverending misery and boredom.

Let's face it. For some teenagers, landing an older person who looks good is quite an accomplishment.

The sexuality of teenage females frightens people, but the sexuality of teenage males is the subject of many jokes.

Now why is this?
 
2004-06-28 07:09:24 PM  
She's hot and I'd hit it, blah blah blah, but I'm 23.

I hope she goes to jail.

I do feel sorry for her husband. Poor guy. He ended up married to someone who either

1. needs mental help
2. needs a mental blow with a 2x4
 
2004-06-28 07:09:40 PM  
oh.. also if she did not do this... she has already been prosecuted and found guilty by the media ahead of time... from CNN to the Today Show on NBC to all of the local media channels. she may never be able to work again anywhere in the state of florida... and certainly not as a teacher!! I just cannot fathom how the media is so quick to pass judgement on someone and of course everyone who reads or watches the media immediately follows suit.
 
2004-06-28 07:09:56 PM  
No, clearly this kid will be traumatized for life, because he cannot possibly understand the implications of his decision at 14. Once he reaches maturity, he will realize that she seduced and took advantage of him, at his young and naive age.

She, on the other hand, obviously must have been attracted to him on some level, making her a pedophile. They all need to be put to death.
 
2004-06-28 07:10:02 PM  
That poor, poor husband.

1. Discovers that wife has affair.
2. Discovers affair was with 14 year old.
3. Discovers 14 year old was her student.
4. Learns she had affair with 14 year old because he couldn't get it up.
5. Learns police report is published on internet.
6. Learns wedding photos are published on internet.

Hard to see what could be more humiliating.
 
2004-06-28 07:10:10 PM  
stpickrell you're absolutely right, and I'm sure there are a few boys who were indeed messed up for life because of a similar situation.

But in terms of averages, girls are much more vulnerable emotionally than boys at that stage in their lives. Hell, most girls don't reach "emotional maturity" of any kind until their late 20's.
 
2004-06-28 07:10:11 PM  
I would really like to read the juicy details, but don't have the patience to read the police report. Could someone please give me the Cliffs notes on the sex.
 
2004-06-28 07:10:12 PM  
LoganKungfu

..The Magic Stick..
 
2004-06-28 07:11:05 PM  
id hit it repeatedly.

the kid who ratted them out deserves the be locked in jail.
 
2004-06-28 07:11:48 PM  
on second thought...
 
2004-06-28 07:11:56 PM  
john768

Oral, car, classroom, car, in that order I think.
 
2004-06-28 07:12:09 PM  
Another hypothetical, for everyone who says this is morally ok.

Male teacher, male student. Still slap on the wrist? Since the victim is male then having sex with a teacher is just fine, right? He'll be able to hold his head high because he got some and won't be traumatized.

If not then your argument has to be based on the fact that it was a female teacher...so you would be arguing that women are incapable of being sexually exploitive.
 
2004-06-28 07:12:33 PM  
ranold

I hope the biatch ends up muff-munching some big fat dyke behind bars.


Now now, if there's one thing that lesbian porno movies have taught me about real life, it's that female prisons are populated exclusively by busty lipstick lesbians who enjoy a good mild whipping when conducted by one of the equally busty and beautiful (and lesbian) female guards.
 
2004-06-28 07:12:37 PM  
chechcal

When do you think guys reach emotional maturity?

I think the fact that young women are the most sexually desired of people (i.e. an 18-25 y/o woman can go out and get laid nearly at will, few others can do this) skews things bigtime.

/or, some girls learn at 14 it's easier to use your breasts to get what you want than your brains
 
2004-06-28 07:12:52 PM  
Dating older women is the best. They know what they want, and they don't just lay there like a sack of flour.
 
2004-06-28 07:12:58 PM  
Somehow, she reminds me of the classic Julie Brown song: "I'm A Blonde"

I took an IQ test and I flunked it of course,
I can't spell BMW but I got a Porsche
Cause I'm a blonde
 
2004-06-28 07:14:14 PM  
willywanka-
Yeah, I'm sure he's scarred for life.
/boned 21yr old at age15, not scarred, thank you.


Your arguement makes no sense. If the kid was gay, and hot for some 23-year-old male teacher, and they had sex, would that be okay? Wouldn't he be damaged by this molestation?
 
2004-06-28 07:14:24 PM  
Handsome Jack

Well ... for every older woman who's as you say, I can point to an older woman who is a bitter, man-hating harpy, and a younger woman who is unjaded and unbitter, and still likes men.
 
2004-06-28 07:15:02 PM  
Apparently they did it in her SUV.
Ahhh good times....good times.

For everybody who hasn't read the police report. Do it! It was wrong, but kind of kinky.
Who wrote the report up? Penthouse Forum.
"I never knew it would happen to me..."

willywanka
I'm thinking its just been a long time since they were in highschool.
 
2004-06-28 07:15:28 PM  
She isn't a pedophile; pedophiles are attracted to pre-pubescent children. At 14 and given his description of what happened he is quite obviously a post-pubescent and as such her crime is that she didn't follow arbitrary age restrictions.
 
2004-06-28 07:15:36 PM  
Why would the kid snitch? Did she spit insted of swallow?
 
2004-06-28 07:15:39 PM  
2004-06-28 07:00:49 PM Sidi
If it was a female student...

This would be a completely DIFFERENT thread.
 
2004-06-28 07:16:01 PM  
Note to the people calling her a paedophile, she isn't. Paedophilia is the attraction to pre-pubescent children (which I assume this kid is not), a more accurate term for this would be ephebophile, but even that isn't very accurate, because it's not like she's been going after kids her whole life. It sounds like she was doing it more for the thrill of doing something illegal than the fact that the kid was young.
 
2004-06-28 07:16:15 PM  
I wonder what pattern her puss is shaved in.
 
2004-06-28 07:16:41 PM  
Damn you thales.
 
2004-06-28 07:17:05 PM  
Lostcom760

I think it said landing strip.
 
2004-06-28 07:17:05 PM  
FarkIt

You skipped the upstairs-bedroom fellatio while the cousin (poor schmuck) was downstairs watching a movie.
 
2004-06-28 07:17:09 PM  
Sorry totally out of context but it was damn funny.

/Going straight to hell, do not pass Go, do not collect $200..
 
2004-06-28 07:17:09 PM  
why didn't I have hot teachers in school crap sake! i had a fairly hot swimming instruct, although I was 8...but at the perfect heigh to stare right at her chest and not get in trouble.
 
2004-06-28 07:17:32 PM  
I agree with Handsome Jack on this one
 
2004-06-28 07:17:39 PM  
I do think we've gotten to the bargaining part of the coping process with all these funny ass rationalizations..
 
2004-06-28 07:17:48 PM  
I hate this double standard.

First off, 14 year olds have almost no erection control, shoot, even a good breeze might give a stiffy. So weeing a firm naked body would instantly cause a rise.

Now, if this was a male teacher this would be a dead topic. Even if he looked like the sexiest man alive you would say he is a sick pedophile for forcing himself on the girl. Same difference with the boy in my book.

She is sick in the farking head and needs help.

The husband should abandon her, go to a strip club for a week to cool off and hit the marked again.

It's obvious that she doesn't have feeling for her husband so why should she. Hey, husband, if you happen to read Fark then dump the biatch and move on with your life. You are young and can recover. In fact, leave the state. It's for the best man. Go to Pensylvania or even California and marry a nice reliable porn star wife.

Best of luck man...
 
2004-06-28 07:17:52 PM  
I don't see what the huge problem is it is a 9 year difference. Big deal.

Notice there are no pictures of the 14 year old.

When I was 14 I was 6'6" 240. I can tell you that I would have hit it when I was 14. Hit it with a vengeance.

I understand age limits because of late bloomers and emotional reasons, but the idea that a teen ager had sex with an attractive person nine years their senior isn't that shocking.

16 year old girl with a 25 year old guy. ooh scary!
18 Year old with a 27 year old. NOOO!

Not a big deal. Why not spend time fighting real crime.
 
2004-06-28 07:18:19 PM  
stpickrell: You bring up a good point.

Stay away from the ones that scowl at you.
 
2004-06-28 07:18:20 PM  
She assured him he was on birth control

I'm going to guess typo on this one...
 
2004-06-28 07:18:54 PM  
She needs to be locked away forever and ever and ever...and her poor, poor husband...needs to comforted...and I have a feeling it will be with several handfuls of twenties down at the Nudie Bar.

//Sad really. He's a hottie and I'd hit it over and over and over...
 
2004-06-28 07:19:14 PM  

I can't believe no one's said it yet:

 
2004-06-28 07:19:31 PM  
Thales, then she's a pederast (attracted to 13-16 year olds), which is still just as illegal and exploitive. No difference. They're all lowlife scum who should be slowly tortured until sufficient bloodloss causes death.
 
2004-06-28 07:19:38 PM  
Bobbylishus wrote:

oh.. also if she did not do this... she has already been prosecuted and found guilty by the media ahead of time... from CNN to the Today Show on NBC to all of the local media channels. she may never be able to work again anywhere in the state of florida... and certainly not as a teacher!! I just cannot fathom how the media is so quick to pass judgement on someone and of course everyone who reads or watches the media immediately follows suit.


It's gotten worse since 9/11, where the media has moved from reporting stuff to opinionating it. The good news is - given time - it will blow over. *not judging*
 
2004-06-28 07:20:00 PM  
The husband needs to be put on suicide watch. I'm serious.

His manhood just got taken away from him, and the nation knows it.
 
2004-06-28 07:21:16 PM  
Did anyone else notice this head-scratcher on the bottom of page 8/top of page 9:

"SHE ASSURED HIM HE WAS ON BIRTH CONTROL."

Wha...?
 
2004-06-28 07:21:42 PM  
Casper

I was thinking the same thing.

shiatty world we live in. Damn.
 
2004-06-28 07:21:42 PM  
Just to answer Sidi and other's question, no I wouldn't be up in arms if it was a male teacher and a male/female student of the same age. It would entirely depend upon the individual maturity of the student involved, remember everyone that for thousands of years humans were procreating by the time they were 14.
 
2004-06-28 07:22:30 PM  
i would just like to point out that this thread is growing at a faster rate than the one after this one... about the tape of the killing of the army soldier.

i don't know what to say.
 
2004-06-28 07:22:39 PM  
bluesxgirl
ranold, i was thinking the exact same thing. this is gross no matter which way you slice it. just because she's hot, it suddenly is ok. this is not ok. this woman has some serious issues. and no matter how 'cool' it might seem now, that boy is going to have some issues himself as he gets older because he was the victim of a sexual predator.

Gender differences lesson...
If by "issues" you mean he is going to recognize how and when to objectify biotches and treat them like the lil piggies they are (and like being), then yes, he will have issues...
 
2004-06-28 07:22:51 PM  
If my wife slept with a 14 year old, I'd murder her. No shiat. I could handle an affair with an adult, but 14...
 
2004-06-28 07:22:56 PM  
Lostcom760
I wonder what pattern her puss is shaved in.

...well if she's a math teacher then you know it's Pi

OH SNAP!
 
2004-06-28 07:23:08 PM  
REOIV I don't see what the huge problem is it is a 9 year difference. Big deal.
Notice there are no pictures of the 14 year old.
When I was 14 I was 6'6" 240. I can tell you that I would have hit it when I was 14. Hit it with a vengeance.


You do realize you have just provided a rationalization for pedophilia, don't you?
 
2004-06-28 07:23:11 PM  
A heartfelt appeal to the God of Tired Pop Culture Buzzwords....
Please smite "Hit it"
Thanks,
Amen
 
2004-06-28 07:23:19 PM  
Did anyone else notice this head-scratcher on the bottom of page 8/top of page 9:

"SHE ASSURED HIM HE WAS ON BIRTH CONTROL."

Wha...?


American boys inpregnating thier teacher is not an uncommon thing in nature. Didn't it happen just a few years back....twice?
 
2004-06-28 07:24:13 PM  
Those of you who aren't that concerned about the age diff (9 years) or making arguments about paedophiles, et cetera:

1. He's a minor. By law, he isn't able to give adult consent. It doesn't matter if he wanted to do it or not. He's not an adult.
2. If these allegations are true, she may not be a paedophile. She would be by law, however, a child molester and sexual predator.
 
2004-06-28 07:24:40 PM  
It's a double standard, but I gotta tell ya...

If MY boy brought this chick home I'd tell her to sod off and never see him again or I'd call the cops. Then I'd high-five him behind her back. Then I'd call her husband. Maybe I'd give the kid a camera to use before I chased her off.

That is all.
 
2004-06-28 07:24:45 PM  
Maybe she can share a cell with these 2:



and

 
2004-06-28 07:24:49 PM  
I, for one, welcome our horny teacher overlords.
 
2004-06-28 07:24:49 PM  
I submitted this like more than a week ago.

We can only post crime news if it comes from Smoking Gun? Whose car are they riding around in the back seat of?
 
2004-06-28 07:25:36 PM  
REOIV - 16 year old girl with a 25 year old guy. ooh scary!

I notice you moved the ages upwards when you made the younger participant a female...

So, you're saying it would be fine for a 23 year old teacher to nail his 14 year old female student? and you moved the ages upwards, how about moving them downwards?

13 year old girl and a 22 year old guy?
12 year old guy and a 21 year old girl?
11 year old girl and a 20 year old guy?

You can always play the 'in a few years it wouldn't even make a difference' game. The problem is no matter where you set it, that can be said.

Unfortunately, there's just no concrete age for sexual maturity, so we set the laws where we think it's most appropriate for the majority of people, and we have to enforce it... or it becomes meaningless.
 
2004-06-28 07:26:51 PM  
Corn_Fed:
not really, and frankly I question why you think arbitrarily changing the (consensual) sexual situation from a stragiht to a gay affair suddenly makes it "molestation". look, I understand 14 is pretty damn young, and she definitley abused her position and should be fired and probably not allowed to take anything close to a teaching position again. That's really about it though. I lost my cherry at 15 and that wasn't all that young compared to others around...and that was over a decade ago (the average age has been getting younger since then).
 
2004-06-28 07:27:05 PM  
Corn_Fed


You do realize you have just provided a rationalization for pedophilia, don't you?

Well played.

Well, that and the fact that it is forbidden for the press to show photos of minors in criminal matters. It is funny when they try to make a point, and completely miss.
 
2004-06-28 07:27:33 PM  
"...I submitted this like more than a week ago."

Fredo



You know, there's a Fark shirt out there just for you, right?
 
Ant
2004-06-28 07:27:45 PM  
2004-06-28 06:54:32 PM bluesxgirl


ranold, i was thinking the exact same thing. this is gross no matter which way you slice it. just because she's hot, it suddenly is ok. this is not ok. this woman has some serious issues. and no matter how 'cool' it might seem now, that boy is going to have some issues himself as he gets older because he was the victim of a sexual predator.


I know some of you don't like to hear it, but it's different for guys. Yes the woman is probably crazy, but I don't see why the kid would have any long term issues.
 
2004-06-28 07:27:49 PM  
pedophile: finds children sexually attractive
hebephile : finds adolescents sexually attractive
child molester: acts out on their pedophile or hebephile urges.

Get your terms right.

And for those who say "oh, this poor boy was taken advantage of": oh, please please please STFU. 14 may be termed "child" but this kid knew exactly what he was getting, and knew he was risking almost nothing in the deal. What harm is done in this case? The kid now has an over-sized ego? The greatest bar story when he hits college? Please.

CKBlack007: Can you imagine your new bride got caught cheating on you with a 14 year old? Christ! That's worse than if she left you to be lesbian.

Thanks for the memories, twat. :P

/not bitter at all. nope.
 
2004-06-28 07:28:05 PM  
I for one welcome our impotant married to hotties cockled husband overlords.
 
2004-06-28 07:28:06 PM  
Dayum, it took me all the way till 17 before I had sex with a hot 23 year old. I thought I was pimpin back then, but this kid is uber-PIMP.

Oh, and a reminder to the dumbasses who cry "pedophile" - pedophiles only go for pre-pubescent children. 14 is too old for a pedophile. But don't let facts get in the way.
 
2004-06-28 07:28:37 PM  
Please people tell me! what's a "portable"? and why does she need help cleaning it? I'm cornfused!
 
2004-06-28 07:28:50 PM  
tafurojo

When you went to school with her, did you know she was a child molester?
 
2004-06-28 07:29:49 PM  
technicolor-misfit:

doesn't work...puberty comes into play. As far as the gender roles, interesting point. Statistically, girls become sexually active at around the same age as boys, but tend to lie upwards when asked what age they first had sex.
 
2004-06-28 07:29:55 PM  
As for punishment...I'm not sure. I really don't like the idea of treating sexes, races, classes, etc. different legally and logic seems to dictate that this is just as bad as a male teacher with female student, which I think probably should earn some jail time. Emotionally it just doesn't feel like such a big deal, but that's probably societal training.

I'm certainly not in the torture her to death camp. Statutory rape laws have been getting better (moving towards age difference clauses rather than strict "over 18+under 18=illegal" formulations). But I'm certainly not going to say that he must have been ok with it, and therefore it's not morally or legally wrong.
 
Ant
2004-06-28 07:30:26 PM  
2004-06-28 07:28:37 PM rocky k


Please people tell me! what's a "portable"? and why does she need help cleaning it? I'm cornfused!


It's like a classroom in a mobile home
 
2004-06-28 07:30:50 PM  
2004-06-28 07:16:15 PM Lostcom760

I wonder what pattern her puss is shaved in.


From the description the boy gave (on the last page of the police report), it sounds like 'landing strip.'
 
2004-06-28 07:31:20 PM  
rocky k

Probably a portable classroom. Like a mobile home but instead of living there, you seduce 14 year old boys there.
 
2004-06-28 07:31:54 PM  
http://www.diggastyle.net/images/breakfast/hitit.jpg

/apologizes for complete lack of html skills
//does anyone even read this far?
 
2004-06-28 07:32:09 PM  
The police report said "she moaned a couple of times but never spoke during sex"....wow.
The perfect woman, beside the fact it was 14 year old.

I can't believe of detailed this report is. A little too technical though. Just say reverse cowboy, saves you about 6 lines of space.
 
2004-06-28 07:32:26 PM  
I'd like to interject. Yes the kid will be a god among his friends. I personally feel that the age crimes are bullshiat. My mom and dad are 13 years apart. Yes, he's 62, and she's 49, but if you go down to when they were much younger then it's a problem. Why are there standards like that? I don't condone paedophilia but jeez, the kid was a young adult, i'm sure he understood the actions he was taking, and i think may have been playing the teacher (having sex with her, and possibly reporting the teacher to the police). Both players in the game are probably extremely farked up, and have probably ruined each others lives
 
2004-06-28 07:32:30 PM  
Her husband kind of looks like Scott Peterson, no?

/weird
 
2004-06-28 07:33:15 PM  
More Pics....only 416 more that is...

http://www.photoreflect.com/scripts/prsm.dll?EventFrame?event=04ZQ0004

The family requests a password as well....

enter...

lafave

I've ordered a print or two....Got the address from the police report, just want to see if I can get it autographed by her and her husband.

(fire burning under my feet)
 
2004-06-28 07:34:37 PM  
"...if it was a female student..."

...it would be a perfect woman on girl fantasy shoot.

Is this car full?
 
2004-06-28 07:34:42 PM  
I can't wait to become a teacher so I can hit some of your 14 year old daughters and she can brag to her friends what a big dick I have and how she liked sucking it. Mmmm....14 year olds are so nummy.

/adults who fark 14 year old have issues
 
2004-06-28 07:34:54 PM  
Pedophile or not I wish she farked the living daylights out of me when I was 14.
 
2004-06-28 07:36:43 PM  
willywanka -
"I lost my cherry at 15"

/Classy
 
2004-06-28 07:37:10 PM  
 
2004-06-28 07:37:14 PM  
fabic

Good work.

What's really shocking is that those wedding pics are not even a year old.

She don't mess around...well, nevermind, she does. You know what I mean
 
2004-06-28 07:37:23 PM  
I love how people automatically assume psychological issues will happen without actually knowing the kid. Maybe he did things with other people his AGE, maybe he didn't. Men tend to not really put an emotional thing into sex... I'm guessing that it's more likely to be more common for guys to have one night stands than women.

I wouldn't think that the kid would develop issues, not severly as suggested by some that posted previously.

If anyone here is thinking that absolutely nobody does sex until the legal age of 18, I recommend rethinking that perspective.

Hell, the legal age of consent in canada is 14. If this shambambalooza happened north of the borders, nobody would be hearing much about it.
 
2004-06-28 07:37:24 PM  
So while 14 is too young to be making adult decisions about sex, a 14 year old can still be tried as an adult in murder cases. Is that because of our ass backwards sexual repression and glorification of violence?

If the participants were willing, there isn't a crime. Bad judgement occured on both of their parts (if it even happened) and people should just learn and move on.
 
2004-06-28 07:37:53 PM  
Corn_Fed
You do realize you have just provided a rationalization for pedophilia, don't you?

A POST pubescent is not a kid. A post pubescent person 6'6" 240 (IE MUCH bigger than the average adult male) is most certainly not a kid.

Being sexually attracted to someone who has past puberty is not a big deal. As evidenced by the plethora of Lindsey Lohan and Olsen twin threads.

A person not sexually mature IE pre-pubescent or pubescent is a child. That is pedophilia and that is most assuredly wrong.

14 is age of consent in many countries and many states allow people to be married. Hell 14 year olds are TRIED in court as adults all the time. Not a big deal. 14 is not the same level as 8 or 10 years old.

I fail to see why a 14 year old can have sex with someone who is 16 or 17 but the second that person reaches 18 or older they are now a pervert and should know better, never mind the fact they could be in the same school together.

Debating emotional maturity is a moot point. If the teacher FORCED the kid, then yes it is wrong, but the kid clearly said he wanted to and even bragged about it. Last time I check people that feel they were molested didn't brag about it.

Like I said 9 year age difference with a post pubescent kid is not that big of a deal.
 
2004-06-28 07:38:42 PM  
also remember,, you can own a gun and hunt at like 14 too
 
2004-06-28 07:39:12 PM  
ArcadianRefugee-
And for those who say "oh, this poor boy was taken advantage of": oh, please please please STFU. 14 may be termed "child" but this kid knew exactly what he was getting, and knew he was risking almost nothing in the deal. What harm is done in this case? The kid now has an over-sized ego? The greatest bar story when he hits college? Please.

But what you describe is essentially similar to most molestation cases. In most cases, the kid is often a "willing" participant, after befriending the molester--which is specifically why the law says you cannot consent at that age. Are you saying that only cases where the kid was forcibly raped should be considered illegal?
 
2004-06-28 07:39:28 PM  
Man, I feel for the guy. Had something similar happen to me, save the guy my live-in girlfriend got farked by was 12 years her senior, on our bed.

I never did thank him for taking her off my hands.
 
2004-06-28 07:39:31 PM  
Debra Beasley Lafave.

More proof that chicks that need to keep their last name are freakin psycho..
 
2004-06-28 07:39:45 PM  
I cant see the kid being scarred. That makes absolutely no sense to me. The dude got some...and the chick was hot...and she was a teacher. Typical male thinking, I know...but even though this kid was only 14, he still thinks like a male. At least I did at that age. And I know plenty more who were the same as me. This case has no victims....except for the chicks husband. I mean....damn....I cant think of anything worse.
 
2004-06-28 07:40:12 PM  
BiPolarSteamRoller:
count on it!
;P
 
2004-06-28 07:40:39 PM  
REOIV
You're confusing physical maturity with mental and emotional maturity.

By the way, it's still against the law.
 
2004-06-28 07:40:51 PM  
My award for best post goes to:
Jonathan39305 : absolutely, i wouldn't tell a soul until my mid-20's...
Casper : I never thought it would happen to me.. priceless
 
2004-06-28 07:41:16 PM  
I'd hit it and then grant it immunity from prosecution.

(And then after circling it for a bit, I'd make another landing on that strip).
 
2004-06-28 07:42:02 PM  
Corn_Fed:
bullshiat, most molestation cases are NOT consensual, they are coerced, if not outright rape. If you think this guy needed to be raped or coerced by this woman, you're crazy.
 
2004-06-28 07:42:50 PM  
What was she thinking? Did she really think she could get away with this? Not only did she bang this kid in her car, but while his cousin was driving. Now everybody on the net not only knows what she & her husband look like, but their families & wedding party. Idiota!!!
 
2004-06-28 07:43:02 PM  
Why did he squeeel about it, She probably didn't pay the bribe to keep him quiet
 
2004-06-28 07:43:26 PM  
mungtor

Yes, it is.

Honestly, let's look at one state's laws:

IN Virginia, it illegal for me -- a 34-year-old male -- to have consensual sex with a 14-year-old female, and I can be prosecuted accordingly.......

...UNLESS I marry her, and stay married ("properly", as in being a good husband) to her for two years. Then all charges will be dropped.

So, if this woman were in Virginia, she could marry the kid and then everything would be just hunkey-dorey according to the law.

Funny that, neh?
 
Ant
2004-06-28 07:44:11 PM  
2004-06-28 07:34:42 PM TinyPrancer


I can't wait to become a teacher so I can hit some of your 14 year old daughters


Have you been reading the thread? There is a double standard.

Older guy + younger girl = creepy
Older guy + younger guy = double creepy
Older chick + younger guy = bragging rights
 
2004-06-28 07:44:43 PM  
Looks like Busy Philipps from Freaks and Geeks

Oh, and I'd hit.
 
Ant
2004-06-28 07:44:58 PM  
...oh and
Older chick + younger girl = porno movie
 
2004-06-28 07:45:00 PM  
"A POST pubescent is not a kid."

err. Oookk?

I will guarandamnwellteee you they are still kids. There are a number of reasons why. Emotional maturity is not the same as having another birthday. Too many reasons to list why I think that you or anyone that thinks like you is an assfedora.
 
2004-06-28 07:45:43 PM  
Its subjective to the individuals. At 14 I lost my viriginity to a 22 year old guy. By then I had the d cups so I was fully formed, I wasn't messed up by it, and was actually happy about it because he was the one I wanted to have it. He also taught me how to give proper head. Something a few of my dates are grateful for... :)
 
2004-06-28 07:46:11 PM  
A good place to find some photos of her wedding, etc .. not to mention other hot chicks, random boobies, pop culture, etc ...

FryCookOnVenus

Putting the CULT in Pop Culture.
 
2004-06-28 07:46:20 PM  


reminds me of this movie somehow...
 
2004-06-28 07:46:45 PM  
You're confusing physical maturity with mental and emotional maturity.

By the way, it's still against the law.


I understand the law part of it and why it exists. It serves a greater good in most cases. In this case it is pure BS.

Mental maturity is not really an issue here. If a 14 year old can be tried as an adult and is old enough to marry in some states, old enough to own a gun or even drive some motor vehicles it isn't that big of a deal.

It is case by case. It depends on the people involved. The main problem is there are too many people that want to shout and holler pedo!!! when anyone under 18 has sex with someone over 18.

I don't see this incident as a big deal (or consensual sex between sexual mature people a big deal) and I find it farking hilarious that people think I am justifying pedophilia because of it.
 
2004-06-28 07:47:12 PM  
He stated he did not orgasm and she suddenly stopped performing oral sex on him.

Well no wonder he turned her in to the police. Finish the job next time!

/blue balls
 
2004-06-28 07:47:20 PM  
I believe in the double standard. Male teachers that bonk 14 year-old girls should be judged more harshly than the opposite, because 14 year-old boys can't get pregnant.

I'm not sexist, God is.
 
2004-06-28 07:47:30 PM  
i get IT!! read the report.

he (the 14 yr old) got jealous coz she started banging his cousin(15 yrs old)!so he ratted her out.
wowie,isn't childhood grand?
 
2004-06-28 07:47:55 PM  
cinamin-
Your parents must be proud. :)
 
2004-06-28 07:47:59 PM  
blah blah blah....

The important thing to remember here is......

I'd hit it till my wienie fell off. OMG she's absolutly stunning in her wedding photos. So if anyone's a askin' I'd start hittin' it while she was in her wedding dress.

If her husband reads this...sorry dude but she's smokin'
 
2004-06-28 07:48:15 PM  
She is a dirtball. I make this judgment because I am female, and I can judge other women harshly. You men may judge her harshly too, unless she has attention deficit disorder, then we must protect her. No offense to those with ADD as I am intending humor, except when I mention that she is a dirtball. Hey Debra Beasley LaFave, keep your vagina in your pants!
 
2004-06-28 07:48:21 PM  
My brain turned off after the first few pages of that police report, but what kind of proof do they have here ? At least around here in Boredomville, a spoken testimony about sex offenses is worth zilch if you don't have solid proof, simply because it is so wide open to abuse. Taxi drivers were frivolously accused of raping strippers, but once the cocaine and booze wore off their stories started falling apart, or the 'victim' would suddenly move back home and drop/forget the case, fearing reprisal or being accused of perjury.

Me, I think the kid's buddy is just an accomplice, that they both secretly lusted after the teacher and couldn't/didn't get any, so this is their revenge. So what if he knows she bought an iPod ? That's the kind of stuff you mention in normal conversation, especially since it's an expensive tech toy, yeah people tend to brag about those. Ahh fark everything!@
 
2004-06-28 07:48:33 PM  
Not only would I hit it, I might fap to her picture.

Let's think about what's gonna be more damaging to this kid in the long run.. having sex with a really hot teacher, or his mother directly interfering with his sex life (cockblocking him)?

His mom's a dumb biatch.
 
2004-06-28 07:48:54 PM  
Ant, yes I have been reading but that won't stop me from getting some of that fine 14 year old ass at the school. Woo hoo! I mean who cares I'm an adult and have authority over her, she wants me and I'm willing to give it to her. I'm sure her parents will say she's queen of the school.
 
2004-06-28 07:49:22 PM  
BiPolarSteamRoller:
two judgement calls in 10 minutes! Nice.
 
2004-06-28 07:49:31 PM  
It seems like everyone's misinterpreting the tattoo detail. I'd bet she's go two butterflys in addition to the chinese writing...not that the writing's on her "butte".
Naturally I'll need to visually confirm that hypothesis. Not to worry though, I'm 11 years older than she.

One more thing:

Wait a second, man
What do you think the teacher's gonna look like this year?
fark man!

T-T-teacher stop that screamin'
Teacher don't you see?
Don't wanna be no uptown fool
Maybe I should go to hell
But I am doing well
Teacher needs to see me after school

I think of all the education that I've missed
But then my homework was never quite like this!

Got it bad,
Got it bad,
Got it bad,
I'm hot for teacher!
I've got it bad, so bad
I'm hot for teacher!

Hey, I heard you missed us
We're back! (Hey!)
I brought my pencil
Give me something to write on, man!

I heard about your lessons
but lessons are so cold
I didn't know about this school
Little girl from Cherry Lawn
How can you be so bold?
How did you know that golden rule?

Oh man, I think the clock is slow
(What are you doin' this weekend?) I don't feel tardy
Class dismissed!
 
2004-06-28 07:49:32 PM  
This kind of thing has been going on FOREVER.

In 2004 however, the internet makes it a tad riskier.

The wedding photos make this whole story just cringe inducing.

Same thing happened to a guy I play poker with. He doesn't like to talk about his ex wife too much.
 
IP
2004-06-28 07:49:45 PM  
thinkharder_homer
does anyone even read this far?

No.
;-)
 
2004-06-28 07:50:46 PM  
TinyPrancer:
The funniest part is going to be when her 16 year old boyfriend who's been farking her since she was 13 finds out and kicks your ass.

;P
 
2004-06-28 07:50:50 PM  
hey tafurojo

Don't remember her but it said she graduated from the same highschool I did the same year i did

... could it be because she was popular and you were not??
 
2004-06-28 07:51:00 PM  
thanks for the help with the portables.. a trailer and a school (insert Christopher Lowell voice here) "WHO KNEW!?!"
classic and classy at the same time. She moaned a few times and she laughed... Is that not normal? no I am paranoid.

oh and Cinamin...."How you doin...?"
 
2004-06-28 07:51:52 PM  
MyFirstSexTeacher.com (really NSFW!)
 
2004-06-28 07:52:20 PM  
 
2004-06-28 07:52:35 PM  
Cinamin, I know a girl, D cups, red hair, calls herself Synnamin (synnon). Total psycho though, used people like old washcloths. Turned me off redheads forever :-(
 
2004-06-28 07:52:56 PM  
oh the poor kid....just imagine what kind of issues this will cause... *rollseyes*
 
2004-06-28 07:53:55 PM  
i-likes-maple-syrup:

"Let's think about what's gonna be more damaging to this kid in the long run.. having sex with a really hot teacher, or his mother directly interfering with his sex life (cockblocking him)?"

This is why I read Fark! You made my day, man.
 
2004-06-28 07:54:22 PM  
willywanka, oh I didn't think about that! Damn, I'll have to rethink this now :-D
 
2004-06-28 07:55:32 PM  
I'd say the issues would more likely come from the parents of the girls he's gonna date in the future.
 
2004-06-28 07:57:23 PM  
Corn_Fed

Thales, then she's a pederast (attracted to 13-16 year olds), which is still just as illegal and exploitive. No difference. They're all lowlife scum who should be slowly tortured until sufficient bloodloss causes death.

Is it illegal? Yes.

Is it exploitive? No, this apparently happened during the summer and she was no longer his teacher.

Should she be tortured? No, you're looking for an angry mob of villagers to attack a pastry thief.
 
2004-06-28 07:57:44 PM  
Let me just repeat what I'm sure has been said 300+ times--she's a beautiful babe, he's an idiot who will surely regret this some day, if not already.
 
2004-06-28 07:58:42 PM  
Corn_Fed

No, but I am pointing out the silliness of applying the boo-hoo clause that so many jump on: "Oh, he's only 14..." blah blah blah. As pointed out by others, 14 is only illegal in such a way THERE, in Florida. Canada, as someone said, views 14-year-olds as a bit more adult than Americans treat them. And Canada, joke as one might, isn't exactly some bumfukt African tribe, so it is obvious that even among "civilised" nations, it is subjective.

I'm not saying it is right of her to have broken the law, I'm just saying that automatically assuming the kid is traumatized is laughable.
 
2004-06-28 07:59:23 PM  
When I turned 13, I was molested by an older, hot, female cousin who was having a bad weekend with her medication. Now, some days, I jerk off thinking about it.

I still see the cousin regularly and we just pretend it never happened.
 
2004-06-28 07:59:53 PM  
Oh come on, BiPolarSteamRoller, my parents had no clue. Still don't as a matter of fact. :) Hehehehe I was the quiet child that never got into trouble. And I wasn't having sex with just anybody that came along after that either. I was very mature for my age. I was the oldest kid out my immediate family, and had basically been around adults more than kids my age. I found guys my age too immature. Which is kind of funny these days as I would rather go out with a younger guy than an older one. Much more fun.

What messed me up more was at nine hearing my dad say to my
mom "get that girl a training bra>" Why is it that dads notice that shiat before moms?
 
2004-06-28 08:00:04 PM  
gavnook - I believe in the double standard. Male teachers that bonk 14 year-old girls should be judged more harshly than the opposite, because 14 year-old boys can't get pregnant.

I'm not sexist, God is.


Yeah, because there's no chance she might get knocked up and make the kid a father at 14. There's no chance her husband might find out and hunt the kid down and put a shiny new hole in him in front of all of his worshiping pals.

That's a lame-duck attempt at rationalization/justification.

Sex is fun, but it can have bad consequences... Consequences that we as a society have deemed 14 year olds incapable of thoroughly assessing. Getting pregnant is only one of those risks.
 
2004-06-28 08:00:42 PM  
To you uberhorny, asshat geeks who are claiming that this kid will suffer no harm other than being "a God" to his peers, you're missing the point (I'm looking in your direction Arcadian Refugee). I'm not saying for sure that there will be repercussions, but it is generally a bad idea to have a kid's first sexual experience be with an older woman in a position of authority.

If he's managed to talk Tracy Teenager out of her cotton bvd's and let him stick it in, it's one thing. But there is a huge body of evidence citing that it's a bad idea for kids to be too early sexualized, pubescent or not, and particularly by someone older. And yes, someone 50% older than he is is older. It's not just nine years. That's why the laws are there. At the very least, this kid will have intimacy issues and a hampered ability to have solid real relationships.

/shortsighted perverts
//btw, that doesn't mean I didn't think the police report was HOT!!!
 
2004-06-28 08:00:51 PM  
The report stated that her husband was having "sexual inadequacy problems". Hmm....
 
2004-06-28 08:02:10 PM  


Can't believe no one posted this yet.
 
2004-06-28 08:02:39 PM  
I guess you need to ask why she would be messing with a 14 year old kid in the first place.


14 year old kid has a freakishly large penis maybe?
 
2004-06-28 08:03:57 PM  
BiPolarSteamRoller

"A POST pubescent is not a kid."

err. Oookk?

I will guarandamnwellteee you they are still kids. There are a number of reasons why. Emotional maturity is not the same as having another birthday. Too many reasons to list why I think that you or anyone that thinks like you is an assfedora.


Well, I'll point you in the direction of Judaism and Christianity: Bar/Bat Mitvahs and Confirmations are, to the best of my recollection, coming of age ceremonies, the mark of a child's becoming an adult.

Are you calling JudeoChristianity, the foundation for all of Western civilzation, "asshattery"?
 
2004-06-28 08:05:30 PM  
Uh oh. He's pissed.

 
2004-06-28 08:05:56 PM  
"At the very least, this kid will have intimacy issues and a hampered ability to have solid real relationships."

Im one of 3 dudes in a department of 70 women. Every single woman complains that their men suffer from what you just said. Its like a cliche nowadays...men can't commit. Every sitcom has played it out...
 
2004-06-28 08:06:35 PM  
Man...stupid kid...I'd have kept that our little secret and kept hittin it...far as that goes, I may have to look her up when she gets out and see if she'd give me lessons..MUWHAHAHA
 
2004-06-28 08:06:45 PM  
Yeah, because there's no chance she might get knocked up and make the kid a father at 14. There's no chance her husband might find out and hunt the kid down and put a shiny new hole in him in front of all of his worshiping pals.

That's a lame-duck attempt at rationalization/justification.


You're right: it is.

Oh, you meant what he said....

See, the difference is, he spoke fact: 14 year old males do not have to worry about impregnating 23-year-old married women. He cannot be held for it. At all. Ever.

However, 14-year-old girls DO have to consider pregnancy a risk.

That whole yarn about "what if" is stretching it, a whole lot.
 
2004-06-28 08:07:21 PM  
Skipped long-ass thread.

But seems to me the KID is the one who needs to get thrown in jail for starting this. Not her. And all this "someone under a certain age is automatically disgusting" crap double-standard crap (in addition to the "if it were a guy who did it, but since it wasn't, everyone is chasing after her" double-standard crap) NEEDS TO GO.
 
2004-06-28 08:07:31 PM  
i-likes-maple-syrup

Awesome!
 
2004-06-28 08:08:41 PM  
I don't usually read or comment in a thread such as this.

Is there any indication, besides the children's stories that she is guilty?

If I were her attorney I would re-think being the attorney of record (based on one of his comments in another story.)

I wonder what a google search (or a quick search through contemporary text porn) on some of the phrases used would turn up, sometimes it is as simple as finding an entire passage that has been cribbed off the internet.

I must be in a foul mode today, I somehow think she might be innocent.

Of course I am probably wrong, and she should have a nice scarlet letter to wear, like the old days.
 
2004-06-28 08:11:36 PM  
I forget what eight was for
At the very least, this kid will have intimacy issues and a hampered ability to have solid real relationships.

No it isn't a given that he'll have intimacy issues and relationship problems. What exactly is it that will cause this, having sex at an early age? The average age of cherry popping is around 15 for guys. Is it having sex with an older woman? I don't see how that will magically cause severe emotional trauma, "Oh know I banged a hot 23 year old, what am I to do!?"
 
2004-06-28 08:11:59 PM  
ArcadianRefugee-
Yes.

cinamin & willywanka-
Just a little good natured ribbing. :)
 
2004-06-28 08:14:27 PM  
I guess this is what a child molesting slut's mom looks like..

 
2004-06-28 08:14:35 PM  
She is attractive, which is why this kid and his cousin went along with it, I agree it's not right but I also agree that this kid knew what he was doing and didn't mind at all.
Other than the embarrassment of getting busted by his mom.

I have brothers and know the kind of shiat they were talking about and thinking at 14 .... this kid had to have been eating it up.

I don't really see him having serious emotional problems later on .... like someone else said earlier, he is most likely a hero or God type figure to other kids and his friends.
 
2004-06-28 08:14:38 PM  
cinamin, your views intrigue me, I would like to subscribe to your newsletter...

Call me crazy but would it be ok if a male teacher use protection and has sex with a female student who is fully developed is is 14? I mean, according to arguments supporting her actions he all married men could jump a younger girl's bones with no problem so long as she doesn't get pregnant right?

Personally I never was into younger people. Even now that I am 23 I find it hard to go with even an 18 year old. One time I did I couldn't wrap the thought around my head too much and just intentionally acted offput so that there would be no chemistry.

*shrug*

Just my hangup.

But if she really wanted someone who could get it up and have the energy and stamina to be a 'grade A' student then all she had to do was give me a call..

*unzip*

/hot for teacher and won't talk a damn thing.
 
2004-06-28 08:14:46 PM  
*Corn_Fed*

you are a woman, a very strange one at that!
i had a 19 yr girl friend when i was 14, slept with a 32 yr woman at 16.
i have no problem with it, in fact im grateful!
there is no crying in the dark, feeling used. the only regret i have is its over,moran......(married for 23 years)
it must be a chity life to find sex so hurtful,that you can only believe it will forever be a damaging exp.
as to this teacher, she is hot,and a wet dream to any guy that age and really, REALLY f-up !.... or a saint.
 
2004-06-28 08:14:51 PM  
BiPolar...

"Yes" to the JudeoChristian thing? Asshattery?
 
2004-06-28 08:15:42 PM  
BiPolarSteamRoller
All human adults are by their very definition POST pubescent.

You can't BE an adult without first passing through puberty.

I guess anyone who finds sexually mature humans attractive is an asshat....

Good to know everyone is an asshat :P
 
2004-06-28 08:15:45 PM  
It could be worse...she could of be an veterinarian. WOOF !!!
 
2004-06-28 08:16:26 PM  
My wife is a totally hot teacher. No, I'm not going to post pics. I just wanted to brag about it. She's way better looking than that bit upthread.

/And I don't really look like a has-been metal singer, BTW.
 
2004-06-28 08:16:27 PM  
this kid crapped on all my school age dreams.
 
2004-06-28 08:16:34 PM  
she is hot.

I feel bad for first her husband... and this 14 yr old who's mom caught him lying.

I'd still be hitting it!

in other news, that police report damn near gave me wood.
 
2004-06-28 08:18:11 PM  
GoodYearPimp:

She could have anyone? And you don't get the "insides remark". Your Mom never gave you that line? Yeah, well she proves every Mom's point about leaving the pretty, shallow ones alone. If you've been shot down by the likes of Miss Perv, just think maybe the reason was more her than you.

"she could have had anyone why did she marry the old guy for his money..."

"she could have anyone why'd she marry three men and kill them for the insurance money..."

"she could have anyone why did she want a 14 year old child..."

Cuz she's nuts, so no, she couldn't have anyone she wanted. Evenutally anyone would have figured out the sanity button didn't work anymore.


Here's folksy logic:

What's beautiful isn't always good,
but what's good is always beautiful.
 
2004-06-28 08:18:40 PM  
I think when it is an older man/younger girl relationship the higher stigma comes from the possible teenage pregnancy. The same people who encourage breeding are extremely fearful of it in the *wrong* situations. Pfft.
 
2004-06-28 08:24:39 PM  
ArcadianRefugee
According to this site, neither of those ceremonies suggest the individual is sexually mature. Specifically: "Bar mitzvah is not about being a full adult in every sense of the word, ready to marry, go out on your own, earn a living and raise children. The Talmud makes this abundantly clear. In Pirkei Avot, it is said that while 13 is the proper age for fulfillment of the Commandments, 18 is the proper age for marriage and 20 is the proper age for earning a livelihood. Elsewhere in the Talmud, the proper age for marriage is said to be 16-24. Bar mitzvah is simply the age when a person is held responsible for his actions and minimally qualified to marry."

And at this site they suggest the age of Christian confirmation: "The age at which confirmation is given has differed widely in different ages and countries.
The ancient custom still continued in the Eastern churches was to administer it to infants.
In the West it became usual in the Middle Ages to postpone it to the age or reason that is, seven years old.
The English Prayer Book requires all children to have learned the Catechism before confirmation which is to be given when the child reaches years of discretion that is, when he is able to distinguish right from wrong.

Queen Elizabeth I was confirmed by Archbishop Cranmer when she was a week old.

This was probably deliberate archaism.

John Wesley was confirmed at eight (1711).

This was usual at that time."

Again, none of this seems to have any bearing on this thread, but as I am neither a practicing Jew or Christian, I thought I might look it up. Thank you for your thoughts.
 
2004-06-28 08:25:37 PM  
rowing

You are confusing marriage with "have"ing.

She coulda farked anyone, but she chose a 14yo kid.

Here's folksy logic:

What's beautiful isn't always good,
but what's good is always beautiful.


I can show you lotsa good people that are ugly as monkey-butt.

Oh, wait, you are redefining a word mid-sentence. Sorry, that's a no-no in my book. Besides, you think this kid wanted someone "beautiful"? No, he wanted someone beautiful. I'm doubting he wanted love; he wanted sex.

Good doesn't swallow. Hell, "good" wouldn't have done any of what he got.
 
2004-06-28 08:26:09 PM  
Oh well, couldn't post it.

/Skankingrudie wins anyways
 
2004-06-28 08:27:28 PM  
Damn.... All of my teachers looked like "Ms. Hathaway" from Beverly Hillbillies, and they wouldn't have sex with me no matter HOW much I begged!
 
2004-06-28 08:27:29 PM  
These dumbass Portland DJs won't shut up about this. They're getting calls from people who've done the reverse (23 y/o guys hitting 14 y/o girls), saying it's sick and wrong when it goes one way, but the kid's a stud if he bangs his older female teacher. Interesting debate.
 
2004-06-28 08:28:01 PM  
REOIV & ArcadianRefugee-

Thanks for replying, I am glad that you could find time to climb of your "cub scouts" long enough to chime in.

I don't think that anyone will benefit from a JudeoChristian validity thread at this point. I could throw in a little Bush/Kerry comment to realy get things rolling. My point is that you are not an adult when you turn "any" age, but especially 14, and definitely not because someone throws you a party proclaiming that you are one.
 
2004-06-28 08:28:24 PM  
page 9 is pretty steamy as well...

anyway, i think there ought to be one of these in every school for every boy going through puberty. sort of like the ancient prostitute concept. and hell, you could have men and women for whatever sexual persuasion you may have.

seems very handy.
 
2004-06-28 08:28:32 PM  
cinamin - more details, please.

I think she did it as revenge for the wedding-cake-in-the-face, she was plotting his humiliation all these years, and she would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids !
 
2004-06-28 08:29:02 PM  
"...pulled his penis and placed it on her vagina..."

IN, you bastage...IN!!!!!
 
2004-06-28 08:29:17 PM  
Bar mitzvah is simply the age when a person is held responsible for his actions and minimally qualified to marry."

Consensual sex isn't one of the minimal requirements for marriage?
 
2004-06-28 08:30:01 PM  
Thales

We can go with anecdotal evidence or clinical. Which would you prefer?

And for those of you who are certain this kid would be worshipped in high school: It's been too long since you were in high school. It's been too long for me, too, but I do recall that anything that made you different was subject to ridicule, hazing and exile. I don't think it's been so long that that has changed.
 
2004-06-28 08:30:42 PM  
lol ... berniex
 
2004-06-28 08:33:25 PM  
If I had a woman who looked like that give me a BJ when I was 14 years old, I would've lasted all of 2 seconds before I "finished". But it would be 2 seconds of memories that I would cherish forever.
 
2004-06-28 08:33:47 PM  
ArcadianRefugee - See, the difference is, he spoke fact: 14 year old males do not have to worry about impregnating 23-year-old married women. He cannot be held for it. At all. Ever.

Oh... well... as long as there are no financial obligations.

shiat, I didn't know that... I mean, hell... It probably wouldn't be remotely troubling or damaging to a 14 year old boy to know that his married teacher was carrying his child... shiat, as long he don't have to pony up no dough, it's all good.

For that matter I guess if a dude really wanted to poke some 14 year old ass, all he'd have to do is get a teaching degree and a vasectomy (maybe throw a condom on to boot.)

I mean, as long as he can't knock the little hotties up, the state should be down with it, right?
 
2004-06-28 08:34:02 PM  
only humiliation I see is her's.

let's say this 14 yr old KNEW she was married and hit it JUST to let her husband know she's a no good 2 timing tramp who was bragging about the credit card he gave her.

I say props to the 14 yr old for ratting out this cheat'n hussy
 
2004-06-28 08:34:54 PM  
The only thing that's going to screw up this 14 year old boy is the massive attention he'll get for this. I guarantee you he loved every second he spent with her.

When I was 14 I hooked up with a hot 21 year old and I was super-stoked! I'm still super-stoked about it! Looking back, it was probably a really positive thing in my life. It certainly boosted my confidence.

Maybe it's different for girls, but perhaps more so in cases where there is some kind of force exerted (mental or physical). I think some women that age are fully aware of what they're doing and quite happy to do it.

What good can arise from punishing this woman in any severe manner if her victim feels lucky to have been "victimized?"
 
2004-06-28 08:35:17 PM  
berniex
I think she did it as revenge for the wedding-cake-in-the-face
Damn- I did the same to the wife at our wedding... we're going to have a little chat, post haste.
 
2004-06-28 08:35:26 PM  
Seeing if my account still works after all these centuries. Hopefully my boys will grow up and get helpful teachers.
 
2004-06-28 08:36:05 PM  
THALES,

You've obviously never been married...
 
2004-06-28 08:38:02 PM  
The Virgin Mary was 14 at the time she gave birth to Jesus. And God was like how old?

Ok... weak argument, but I'm still on the side that this is a victimless crime (except for small-johnson hubby).
 
2004-06-28 08:39:11 PM  
Sucks to be that chick's husband.

"So yeah, uh, my hot blonde wife? She's in prison. She preferred banging a pimply-faced 14-year old dork."
 
2004-06-28 08:39:35 PM  
The Virgin Mary was 14 at the time she gave birth to Jesus. And God was like how old?



Now, THAT is funny.
 
2004-06-28 08:42:43 PM  
ranold, welcome to the real world. Double standards exist, and for good reason.

A 14 year-old boy having sex with an older woman has some risk of long-term emotional damage, but it is SIGNIFICANTLY less than the damage that can occur if, say, a 23 year old man has sex with a 14 year old girl.

A similar example is when Dad's are absent from their children's lives. For boys, it's bad, but not NEARLY as bad as it is for girls. Girls spend the rest of their lives trying to find/replace daddy.



Spoken like a true idiot. You try being a guy and losing your dad, and then see what you spend the rest of your life doing. Twerp.
 
2004-06-28 08:46:06 PM  
 
2004-06-28 08:46:13 PM  
No wonder this got a dumbass tag. EYE-POD!? come on, what the hell were they thinking. Such dumbassitude.
 
2004-06-28 08:46:32 PM  
If I were the husband, well if I were the husband it would never happen because I would be able to handle my business long time. However, if this happened to me I would leave her like a bad habit. Then I would kick the kid's ass, destroy her car, burn it and her clothes and leave her to the dogs at court. Then I would thank the mom for raising such a whore as I leave the state and start my new life elsewhere.

I mean, I've seen more respect and scantity in an episode of Jerry Springer
 
2004-06-28 08:47:45 PM  
Anyone else waiting for her video to come out? Of course not w/ the kid, but you know a chick that would do a kid will make pr0n w/ her husband.

Also, you can make out his first name at the top of page 5 of the SG report... His classmates should beat his arse for ruining their chances at hitting it.
 
2004-06-28 08:50:08 PM  
DAMMMMMMN that kid is lucky
 
2004-06-28 08:50:44 PM  
You just know Larry Flynt is burning up the phone lines right now.
 
2004-06-28 08:51:42 PM  
man, whats the chances that her and I would have the same b-day.
 
2004-06-28 08:52:36 PM  
I don't understand what all the grousing is about. When I was 15 I banged the hell out of a sophmore at the local university (20 years old). Sure she wasn't my "teacher", but man if she was that would have just made it even better.

I have very, very, very fond memories of this.

And yes, for the most part it is a double standard. However I know more than one girl in my High School that would have spread 'em for a certain english teacher we had and been more than happy about it. I think society really farks girls in the head - making them think that the end result of any relationship ought to be marriage.
 
2004-06-28 08:55:41 PM  
wow, wonder what she was doing in my hometown(Ocala) also...well asides from doing little boys of course.
 
2004-06-28 08:58:34 PM  
one more thing...I was actually at that park ON that day she was there right around that time with my buddy...


hmm
 
2004-06-28 08:59:18 PM  
amazing headline...got rice in my nose....
 
2004-06-28 08:59:36 PM  
LoganKungfu, I kinda hope the guy does kick the kid's ass later on down the road. If he's so mature he thinks he can fark a married woman (who knows better) then he's mature enough to take an ass beating.
 
2004-06-28 08:59:41 PM  
It has to be a dream for some teenagers .... you know having a crush on a teacher ... and thinking nasty thoughts about getting it on with them.

I had the hots for a few teachers in Jr. High and High School, although I never told anyone. I wasn't very attractive, shy and didn't have many friends.

But I would have unpure thoughts none the less .... lol
 
2004-06-28 09:01:40 PM  
Realize too that this is a problem of relationships.

The student was not in a relationship that allows for sex.

How many of us fark our butcher or our sanitation worker(s)?

Not too many. You shouldn't fark your butcher or your sanitation workers or even your postman. It's just not the type of relationship for sex (assuming that's the client-professional relationship is the only one you share).

If you want to fark a teacher (or a postman or butcher), fark one that isn't yours. The nature of the relationship you share can only lead to problems.

Even if he'd been farking the lunch lady it would have been wrong. If the student was from a different school it would have been more acceptable.
 
2004-06-28 09:04:58 PM  
And looking from the teacher's perspective, unless this kid had a special attributes she couldn't get elsewhere, her expectations are set way too low.

I have to believe she gets off to the idea of youth. Think about when you were 14. Sex didn't last very long. It was enjoyable, but a short ride. Like a rollercoaster without all the lows.
 
2004-06-28 09:06:32 PM  
The Talmud makes this abundantly clear. In Pirkei Avot, it is said that while 13 is the proper age for fulfillment of the Commandments, 18 is the proper age for marriage and 20 is the proper age for earning a livelihood. Elsewhere in the Talmud, the proper age for marriage is said to be 16-24. Bar mitzvah is simply the age when a person is held responsible for his actions and minimally qualified to marry."

Okay, so the Talmud thing (which, now reading it, makes me cringe a lot more -- marry, and THEN get a job? Wow.... Last time I use THAT for a reference point) is so, but mind you that is a recommendation -- it is not law. Once confirmed (or whatever the past tense verb is for having had a Bar Mitzvah) you are an adult and CAN marry, according to text; it may not be recommended that you do, but you can: you are an adult, you are allowed that decision.

But I congratulate you for actually doing your homework (and making me work). Now if only you could get a less gay name.

:)

Seriously, though. Don't you think that if nature found that 15 (example) was "too young" psychologically, that hmanity might have developed to mature sexually later in life?

Hell, a few years back, I made a comment about a poster of Britney Spears in a 7-11, and the woman manning the counter said, "She's just a child!"

Britney was 19 at the time.

My problem with "child" is that it seems we are raising the bar all the time, but only in favor of adults or, rather, ourselves: when a "child" does something childish and gets into trouble with the law or others, we say "but he's just a child". But when that same child does something childish that annoys us, we tell him to "grow up" or "act your age".

That and the arbitrary cutoff at 18 is, well, arbitrary. I mean, I can tell you I was no more mature at 14 than I was at 18, yet the law treated me as such.
 
2004-06-28 09:07:22 PM  
I guess my mom didn't try to baffle me with bullshiat.
 
2004-06-28 09:07:38 PM  
I don't think any court would convict him if both the teen and the biatch end up looking like ground beef over the royal cut ass they would get on their trifling selves.

Bombaclot!

(if ever there was an occasion to use that word)
 
2004-06-28 09:09:06 PM  
I have to believe she gets off to the idea of youth. Think about when you were 14. Sex didn't last very long. It was enjoyable, but a short ride. Like a rollercoaster without all the lows.



I'd like to be a woman who is satisfied quick enough to fark a two second shooter (more than once), 14 years old or not. Pfft.
 
2004-06-28 09:10:57 PM  
I think this fine woman was performing a wonderful community service.

Oh, and this is obligatory: I submitted this with a funnier headline.
 
2004-06-28 09:11:46 PM  
technicolor-misfit

Again, extrapolation, and putting words in a mouth.

Read what I said again, and this time put effort into reading comprehension:

I did NOT say what happened was "OK". I said a 14-year-old male has a lot less to worry about than a 14-year-old female when one is knockin' boots with an older partner.

Whether or not a 14-year-old girl with a vasectomied 50yo male -- an extrapolation and a hypothetical -- has as much, or less, to worry about is not the point. Or, rather, it is -- the 14-year-old doesn't have to worry about condoms, vasectomies, etc.,. The fact that the gilr would proves my point.

Again, this does NOT say either is right or wrong. It simply is.
 
2004-06-28 09:13:13 PM  
This kid will not be emotionally scarred. The difference between boys and girls, especially at this age: girls use sex for comfort, security, self-esteem and a sense of worth; boys use sex for an orgasm. When the molested girl gets older, she will look back and regret it, the boy will look back and be proud that he banged a hottie teacher when he was 14. That doesn't change the fact that the chick is a sicko, but most kids in this situation wouldn't think twice before tagging her.
 
2004-06-28 09:13:31 PM  
Yes, count_spatula, and ad-hominen attacks make you a true genius.

I am generalizing, jagoff. Statistics show that boys who never know their fathers are far less likely to have major emotional issues than girls who never know their fathers.

I didn't say it was easy for boys, but I'm saying that the risks are a lot higher for girls.

your mileage may vary, of course.
 
2004-06-28 09:14:03 PM  
Back in grade school I had a hot teacher, about 20 or so years later I ran into her in a concert and she began hitting on me. I would have went for it but she really showed her age. Hard to believe someone can go from Dazy Duke to Bea Arthur in such a short time....
 
2004-06-28 09:14:15 PM  
About those who come with the biblical reference.

Back in those times people lived shorter for one.
Also, by the time you were 16 your parents had nothing to do with you, meaning that you had to fend for your own damn self meaning that you were a man. In fact you were in a TRADE by the time you hit eight. So if you want to do it based on that ideology you have to look at the social climate. Since 14, and shoot even 21 year olds still sponge off their parents they are still children and have no voice. That was the rules back then. If you still lived with your folks, you wern't an adult. So all those people who say back then it was maturity, well, let them have an arranged marriage and all would be hunky dory even in the here and now.

Since it isn't and the penelity for doing such back in the day was lynching and stoning then lets go back to those grand old times.

Oh, and remember, back in the 'good old days' women were second class posessions too so let's go back to that magical time.

/oozing sarcasm
 
2004-06-28 09:15:02 PM  
This discussion is unbelievable. Somehow, folks have decided that a 14-year-old isn't a kid. Well gee, why stop there? All of us guys can remember jerking off at age 6, and having crushes at that age. If a 6-year-old actually wants it, some of you seem to be saying that would be okay too. We all felt those feelings before the onset of puberty, so are you saying it's okay if it's "consensual?"
 
2004-06-28 09:18:46 PM  
If you just let anyone have sex with anyone at any age then the stigma will be gone and everyone will be happy!

/what I learned from this thread.
 
2004-06-28 09:20:27 PM  
All of us guys can remember jerking off at age 6, and having crushes at that age.

Holy fark! What summer camp did you go to?
 
2004-06-28 09:20:40 PM  
Poor kid, his mom overheard him bragging about having sex with a hot teacher from school. Sounds like he's scarred for life to me. Her husband must feel like shiat. His wife cheating on him with a 14 year old?? He must be feel very....small right about now.
 
2004-06-28 09:21:19 PM  
Somehow, folks have decided that a 14-year-old isn't a kid.

I was bar mitzvahed at 13. So by the time I was 14, I WAS MAN ENOUGH TO HIT IT. Yiddish-style.
 
2004-06-28 09:23:00 PM  
RockIsDead

If so, then you must not have been reading. Most of the "for" group has come across pretty clearly as "judge individually" and DO NOT make sweepign generalizations.

Saying that "X should not always be illegal" DOES NOT euate to "X should always be legal".
 
2004-06-28 09:23:24 PM  
Gimme a break, ArcadianRefugee, we all know it's true!
 
2004-06-28 09:23:37 PM  
All of us guys can remember jerking off at age 6, and having crushes at that age.


6!!! MAn I didnt know you could do more than pee with it until I was 11.
 
2004-06-28 09:24:49 PM  
Mayhem_King

Aside: I have a jewish friend marrying in the next few weeks. Anything I should bear in mind? As far as anything, really. Gift-giving, commentary, etc.,.

Send me off-list with ideas, if you don't mind:

kkendel gmail com
 
2004-06-28 09:26:29 PM  
Did anyone else pop a lil wood reading the police report?

/feeling bad for her husband

Can you imagine him on a date in a year or two?

"You look really familiar."
"Uhh, I don't know why..."
"That's right, your ex-wife farked an eighth grader in his cousin's car."
"You heard about that?"
 
2004-06-28 09:29:49 PM  
scampf1-
I dunno. My first crush was in kindergarden, and I sure remember takin' care of business when I got home. Of course, I didn't intellectually know what I was doing, it just happened naturally.

/Too much information
 
2004-06-28 09:30:28 PM  
[oh.. also if she did not do this... she has already been prosecuted and found guilty by the media ahead of time... from CNN to the Today Show on NBC to all of the local media channels. she may never be able to work again anywhere in the state of florida... and certainly not as a teacher!! I just cannot fathom how the media is so quick to pass judgement on someone and of course everyone who reads or watches the media immediately follows suit.]

Bobbylishus: I agree but welcome to the real shiatty world and every man who has had to deal with the same thing... double standard indeed. To be honest, I'd doubt the veracity of their story just a tad for the moment. Teens these days tend to abuse their "power" in situations like this.

As for it causing possible "issues" with the boy later on in life, yeah it can happen. What about that 14 year old Michigan kid who was raped (said it was unwilling, alcohol involved) statutorilly (if thats the right word) by his 20 yr old babysitter and got her pregnant. She passes it off as her husbands kid but after divorce 13 years later, the courts find the kid is responsible for CHILD SUPPORT! (rapist woman got divorce, her hubby found out kid wasn't his..)

So if she's guilty, lock her away same as a man. Its called equality.
 
2004-06-28 09:30:39 PM  
14 years of age should be the age of consent....I mean come on, your physically able to. God meant it to be.

Fark it ...I'm headed to Brazil to get some 14 year old stuff!
 
2004-06-28 09:32:50 PM  




Courtney from General Hospital?

/hangs head in shame at remembering character's names in ex-girlfriend's stupid soap...
 
2004-06-28 09:33:30 PM  
I'm with smile: I was pretty damned clueless until near enough to puberty. Hell, I recall checking out nudie mags (stolen from the turcks parked in the garage the dumptrucks were housed when off-duty) and sportin' wood.

Dunno, but at that age I just wasn't excitable.

Nowadays, heh....

But I stay (mostly) within the law. Completely for the past seven years.
 
2004-06-28 09:37:28 PM  
I don't feel tardy
 
2004-06-28 09:38:43 PM  
PinkoLeftist

That's an interesting case, the Michigan one you cited. You have links? I'd like to read up on it, as it seems to go against how most states I know handle that kind of thing: a person (male) is only financially responsible for offspring until the woman remarries, at which point it becomed that guy's responsibility. The fact you claim the state went back to find the true father after the fact seems at odds (but hey, to each state their own, neh?)
 
2004-06-28 09:39:26 PM  
Aside: I have a jewish friend marrying in the next few weeks. Anything I should bear in mind? As far as anything, really. Gift-giving, commentary, etc.,.

A 23 y.o. in a school teachers outfit for his bachelors party!
 
2004-06-28 09:41:08 PM  
Sadly, I will not be able to attend his bachelor's (*grumble grumble gurmble*). But I was serious, anyway. I've only ever been to Christian weddings, so I am unfamiliar with ritual in this case. He mentioned something about lifting him in a chair, which frightens me, as he outweighs me by a good bit.
 
2004-06-28 09:41:28 PM  
"A 23 y.o. in a school teachers outfit for his bachelors party!"

hahahahahahahahaha (breathing) hahahahahaha
 
2004-06-28 09:42:53 PM  
I'd hit it like this,
I'd hit it like that,
I'd hit it with a whiffle-ball bat, sooooo....
 
2004-06-28 09:48:22 PM  
Sadly, I will not be able to attend his bachelor's (*grumble grumble gurmble*). But I was serious, anyway. I've only ever been to Christian weddings, so I am unfamiliar with ritual in this case. He mentioned something about lifting him in a chair, which frightens me, as he outweighs me by a good biatchair-lifting is a group activity, so you will be okay. Jewish weddings are a lot like Catholic weddings... but with more Jews in attendance. You'll have a good time. If you are single, you'll have a *really* good time.
 
2004-06-28 09:50:46 PM  
"biatchair-lifting"

Fark filter, to the rescue!
 
2004-06-28 09:51:10 PM  
Ah yes, another police report that doubles as some good porn.
 
2004-06-28 09:51:17 PM  
Sadly, I will not be able to attend his bachelor's (*grumble grumble gurmble*). But I was serious, anyway. I've only ever been to Christian weddings, so I am unfamiliar with ritual in this case. He mentioned something about lifting him in a chair, which frightens me, as he outweighs me by a good bit

That was... weird. I'm sure I closed that tag... and what is with the filter?

chair-lifting is a group activity, so you will be okay. Jewish weddings are a lot like Catholic weddings... but with more Jews in attendance. You'll have a good time. If you are single, you'll have a *really* good time.

test: bit (b-i-t)

Not biatch. b-i-t.
 
2004-06-28 09:51:46 PM  
If you are single, you'll have a *really* good time.

????

Oh, good sir, you have just made my week.
 
2004-06-28 09:52:01 PM  
ON second thought.
 
2004-06-28 09:53:31 PM  
In my entire academic career (which spans 22 years, including college, grad school, and med school), I had exactly 0 hittable teachers. Not even one! Not even a hot TA! Nada! Zilch!

On the other hand, if I were 14, I'd've hit it. Wait...when I was 14, she...was...in...elementary school...

*sob*
 
2004-06-28 09:57:02 PM  
wow Honestly, I think thats my girlfriends half sister....thats freaky.
 
2004-06-28 09:57:08 PM  
I remember on the day I turned 15 my friend's mom was drunk and was coming onto me rather strongly (hey, I was a 15 year old dork who had only kissed her daughter and that was it and I could still tell she was coming onto me). I didn't do anything because I thought it was kind of creepy but it didn't warp me or anything at all like that. The only thing it did do is give me a funny story to tell people for the rest of my life.
 
2004-06-28 09:57:44 PM  
WTF????????
 
2004-06-28 09:59:17 PM  
TheFiefdom:

In my entire academic career (which spans 22 years, including college, grad school, and med school), I had exactly 0 hittable teachers. Not even one! Not even a hot TA! Nada! Zilch!

On the other hand, if I were 14, I'd've hit it. Wait...when I was 14, she...was...in...elementary school...

*sob*


I've never had an attractive instructor either. A couple cute TAs, but that's about it.
 
2004-06-28 10:00:37 PM  
Was she a MILF? If so, man, I dont wanna be the guy to say you should have hit it...but....you should have hit it.
 
2004-06-28 10:03:48 PM  
Pedophilia is pedophilia. Whether it has a penis, or not.
 
2004-06-28 10:04:09 PM  
argh... when you are 14ish... or 15ish... you do not turn in the poontang that makes itself available...

My GOD man, what is wrong with you?
 
dp3
2004-06-28 10:06:28 PM  
The 14 year-old probably looked like he was 18, as in more mature for his age. Not saying that the teacher wasn't aware of his age, but that she can't be a pedophile if she's attracted to someone that looks adult-like. Also, 14 is commonly the age where sexual activity has already begun. I'd hit.

/17
/Knows people who started having sex at 11, and the only problem they have is that they like having sex.
 
2004-06-28 10:06:45 PM  
14 is legal in South Carolina and Hawaii.
Would any of you have a problem if it was done in either of these states as opposed to Florida? What's the difference? As someone stated before, these are just arbitrary age restrictions.

The kid is not the one to blame here, it is his mother...who I'll put a $20 spot on to say she is fat, ugly, and divorced.
 
2004-06-28 10:08:03 PM  
ike2010
I guess this is what a child molesting slut's mom looks like..

Goddamnit man, I just bought this keyboard on Saturday.
 
2004-06-28 10:08:11 PM  
Damn, she's hot.

I never had a hittable teacher, either.

Where was she when I was in high school?

/damn...
 
dp3
2004-06-28 10:10:06 PM  
Also, for all of you who say he was forced, I'm not sure that anyone "forced" wanted to have sex twice, and oral twice... and bringing his cousin along with them.

Besides, the 14 y/o could already be a pimp at his school, there's no indication that this was his first time.

/believes in mature consent
 
2004-06-28 10:10:52 PM  
2004-06-28 09:57:08 PM meteorite

If you did do anything your story would be 10X better.
 
2004-06-28 10:13:51 PM  
Thinking more about the girls I knew in my younger years my first few girlfriends were all older than me. When I was 15 I went out with a much more experienced almost 18 year old and later on a 19 year old. Wanna know how it warped me? It made me much better at certain activities that all girlfriends up to (and including my wife) have enjoyed that I would have had to bumble along and annoy some younger girls who came later. Since they were older than me and (especially the first one) more experienced it made me want to do really well at it and, once again, I'm still eager to please.
If you ask me, all teenage boys should get warped like that.
 
2004-06-28 10:15:03 PM  
Casper,
No it wouldn't. Trust me, you didn't see her. It wouldn't have been better.
\off to puke at thought
 
2004-06-28 10:16:29 PM  
okay, my buddy who works at the Marion County SO said that the mugshots make her look twice as ugly as she is.

Smoking hot are the words that came from his mouth.

B/C border, maybe a full C, ass you would not believe.

and yet, shes screwing someone that still watches cartoons...ooh look jackie chan is on cartoon network.

on another note, my buddy is going to call me down to the station one day when the kid is there...ill remember to keep you all informed
 
2004-06-28 10:16:45 PM  
So just to clarify, if a 12-year-old altarboy has the hots for his priest, and they go for it, that's okay?
 
2004-06-28 10:17:45 PM  
ahh my first line came out wrong....he said she is smokingly hot...i just screwed up the wording.
 
2004-06-28 10:19:01 PM  
Corn_Fed
How old is the priest?
 
2004-06-28 10:19:07 PM  
meteorite
Sorry, i'm picturing this teacher comming on to you.
A 23 yr old vixen.

I guess your mom's friend looked like Bea Arthur, huh?
 
2004-06-28 10:20:48 PM  
Instead of the eye-pod, they should have bought a cell phone that has the built-in camera.
 
2004-06-28 10:21:38 PM  
blacklung

Over the age of consent. Beyond that, what should it matter?
 
2004-06-28 10:21:46 PM  
i would hit it till my pecker fell off
 
2004-06-28 10:24:39 PM  
To all those talking about "maturity," farking isn't exactly complicated. The only thing whatsoever to worry about is birth control, which isn't rocket science either.

(Many) Women are extremely fragile and insecure at 14 (or 20 or 30...). They seem to get negatively affected by sexual things very easily. I don't understand it, but I accept that. Men aren't like that at all. I remember dreaming about this one 25 yo girl when I was 14. I wouldn't have regretted it at all if anything had ever happened with her.
 
2004-06-28 10:25:34 PM  
What a stupid farkin 14 year old. He could've kept hitting that fine piece of ass all year long. *DUMBASS* tag is in order here!
 
2004-06-28 10:25:45 PM  
Some of you morAns have this all wrong. As a 14 year old, I was tramatized because this didn't happen to me.

As far as I'm concerned, that kid is a lucky bastard. But that's just my opinion.
 
2004-06-28 10:27:00 PM  
2004-06-28 10:25:45 PM Kernel Disorder

Read the police report and you'll see exactly how lucky he was.
 
2004-06-28 10:27:16 PM  
bluesxgirl: ranold, i was thinking the exact same thing. this is gross no matter which way you slice it. just because she's hot, it suddenly is ok. this is not ok. this woman has some serious issues. and no matter how 'cool' it might seem now, that boy is going to have some issues himself as he gets older because he was the victim of a sexual predator.

And what proof do you have that this kid will have issues? I was about the same age as him when I was boning a 35 year old woman. Doing so has not caused me any problems whatsoever in life. Whether I lost my virginity to a girl the same age as myself, or to a woman a lot senior to myself, I personally did not care one bit.

Admittedly, I didn't read the whole police report/affidavit, but what I did read was the first few sentences which stated the sex was consensual.

If the sex wasn't consensual, then sure, it could cause problems.

/Gotta run, I need to get back to farking my 13 year old girlfriend....

No, not being serious in that last sentence. o.O
 
2004-06-28 10:30:13 PM  
QBoy
I seem to recall that the boy Michael Jackson had sex with was 14. Are you saying that he won't suffer any bad effects, since guys aren't affected by crap like that? If he "loved" Jackson, like he seemed to in that Martin Bashir documentary (resting his head on his shoulder, fawning, etc.), are you saying that it's all good?
 
2004-06-28 10:30:57 PM  
The chick's got to be some kind of incest victim or something like that. Her husband's impotence problem were probably her fault all along.

WTF are you getting married at 23 for anyway?????? It's not the goddamn 1950s. She should have waited and sowed a few wild oats before accepting the marriage proposal. And you're not going to tell me there weren't sexual problems between the two during their courtship. The truth is it was probably all her fault - why else would she pick such a young and inexperienced person to f*ck around with??

I blame the husband for this one. She was so pretty it made him put aside the fact that she was a complete f*cking psycho.
 
2004-06-28 10:36:38 PM  
Corn_Fed
Ok, since the priest is over the age of consent then it would be wrong. 12 is much younger then 14...and a priest and alter boy is gay, and that is just wrong.
 
2004-06-28 10:37:34 PM  
Do you feel the crazy oozing from her eyes in those mug-shots?
This kid has got himself a life-long stalker.
 
2004-06-28 10:37:53 PM  
"My skank newlywed wife slept with one of her students and all I got was this lousy I-pod."
 
2004-06-28 10:40:23 PM  
I RTFA and now I'm even more jealous of that damn kid!!!
 
2004-06-28 10:40:28 PM  
Corn_Fed

Anybody (or anything) farking with Michael Jackson is badly affected.
 
2004-06-28 10:45:09 PM  
If the boy wanted to have sex with Jackson, then I don't think he'll have problems from actually doing so. That's a completely different issue though from the problems he must already have have for wanting to have sex with that thing *shudder*.
 
2004-06-28 10:46:26 PM  
I agree with you somewhat dude3129. It's obvious that she has been around the block (tattos and all) so it's pretty much a given that they both gave each other a test drive before they got married. And if she had complaints then, well, she could have up and not gotten married!

As for the no effects. People always tout how girls physically and emotionally develop quicker than girls (thank you feminist for that nugget of knowledge). If that 14 year old is mature enough to deal with it and have no ill effect then the argument against young girls carries no weight since statistically they are more mature. And you can't have it both ways either, since you assume that he won't you also have to assume the girl won't either so don't persecute the guy for knocking his rocks off in the girl/teen/tween whatever you want to call them.

As for the less risks. Well, the teacher could get pregnent. She said she took birth control, but the report never said that he wore a condom. Meaning that she still can very well get pregnant (just trust me on that one, seen it happen before, thankfully not to me or my gf's) and what problem would arise from that. Legally, he is the father and would be responsible. Meaning that if the teacher got pregnant the instant the boy becomes an adult, which according to you people is 14 because he can give consent and all, then he is financially bound to the child. Meaning that if the teacher calls it, that boy would have to start working to support. I know her husband won't support the child or the other child so she would be on her own and rest assured wouldn't have the same job that she desired unless she decides to be a pron star of course (thank god this is Florida, the other porn meca of the U.S.)

The husband should have handled his business and take some viagra and crap like that. However, based on this woman she would have done it anyway.

What's left for the husband now is to be the wrath of god. Divorce the biatch (judge would give him everything on principal, even the most feminist of judges won't condone that shiat), beat the shiat out of the kid (police would just hold you in jail for a weekend the most while poking fun of you for getting roached by a 14 year old), buy some viagra from the net, exercise your kegel muscle and in a few weeks go out and be a man again.
 
2004-06-28 10:47:00 PM  
Trying to enforce a "Single Standard" when the Obvious "Double Standard" applies here is just wrong.

After all you have to look at who is the Farker and who is the Farkee don't you?

A 23yr old hottie teacher giving it up to a couple 14yr old boys who still would be pleased as all get out with themselves except they couldn't keep their traps shut and now have everyone telling them that "They" are the "Victims" instead of the "Victors" is just plain Nuts in my book.
 
2004-06-28 10:49:53 PM  
To you folks saying it's ok cos he's mature enough, etc, etc, I'll just say this - he dobbed her in to his Mom. Yep, a real grown up kid there...

That said, more proof you shouldn't marry a chick under 25 or so. Wait till they're over their slutty phase before going there, and think twice even then. Being cheated no sucks enough anyway, but being cheated on with some 14 y/o kid while his cousin watches? Man, that's pretty harsh. Hope she finds some new and taboo experiences in the lock-up with a hairy dyke named Mona.
 
2004-06-28 10:52:40 PM  
Adman12

w00t, hot teacher wife!

My girlfriend is going to teacher's college, and she is also hot. In conclusion, w00t.
 
2004-06-28 10:56:41 PM  
I wouldn't really say Bea Authur. More like slightly heavy, middle aged white trash drunk in south western Indiana would describe that girl's mom.
 
2004-06-28 10:58:36 PM  
Dude, if this 'woman' is what you call "hot", you are OBVIOUSLY a total d**k-smoker(not that there's anything wrong with that). I wouldn't ask you for advice about chicks, though. This freak child-molesting teacher looks like a teen boy herself. Yikes!
 
2004-06-28 10:58:59 PM  
i am so going to give it to her in ASCII
 
2004-06-28 11:02:45 PM  
When I was 13, I was molested by the super-hot mom next door. I was horribly traumatized, and still suffer screaming fits and cold sweats thinking about her tight, firm ass, her jiggling, glistening rack, and her throbbing, pulsating vulva. Years of therapy have not helped me to cope with the memories of her moist, sensuous tongue wrapping itself, prehensile-like, around my helpless, victimized rock-hard wood. This...THIS is why I am against what this woman did.
 
2004-06-28 11:09:36 PM  
I'd hit it, and not worry about it.

/way over legal age
//read the whole TSG report
///so ashamed to admit reading it
 
2004-06-28 11:12:24 PM  
I would let, no require, my 14-year-old son to tag that if he had the chance. He11, I'd show him how if she'd let me.
 
2004-06-28 11:15:53 PM  
When I was 14, I had a Latin teacher who was about the same age, and just as hot. Every guy in middle school had a thing for her, and she knew it (and reveled in it, I'm sure). Many a fap-filled night involved thoughts of her, I guarantee.
 
2004-06-28 11:17:05 PM  
I'm willing to bet that 90% of the men in here who say they farked the super hot mom next door or older babysitter are full of shiat. More than likely they lost it ay 18-19 years of age to the town bicycle and it lasted about 5 seconds tops. Fan fiction at its best. :-)
 
2004-06-28 11:19:50 PM  
all i can hear is "hot for teacher"...
 
2004-06-28 11:20:25 PM  
To be honest, there has only been about maybe two years difference between me and the women I deal with.

In regard of sexual maturity, I was... exposed to sex by my distant cousin (like fifth, you know the type that you are closer to the neighbor than them) and I was 8. No scratch that, I saw my first porn when I was 6 (still remember most of it to this day, especially the scene where they were farking in a tree suspended by a net and then the other where the guy was dressed as a baby and the 'baby sitter' was using him as a pacifier). All I can say was that it was clumbsy of course, and more rubbing and grunting and generally messy. But over the years I gained skill and became well, good at what I do to put it mildly.

Personally, I am a sex addict, guess it is from various shiat but I feel that I wouldn't be craving it so much if I hadn't been exposed to it before I should have. Although, who is to say really what is appropriate.

I feel if you are old enough to be by yourself, and have a family (marriage and the like) then you are old enough to not fark with people who still live with their parents. Case closed in that case and nuff said.

So she is guilty as sin for even looking at him with lust. She's a perv. And just because she is a woman doesn't make it right.

Fark her, oh wait, too many people already did...
 
2004-06-28 11:24:31 PM  
I remember having a huge crush on my math teacher. She was the best, awesome body, not too old... But then, she was an adult... I just thought even thinking further than unwavering admiration was just creepy.

TinyPrancer, your views intrigue me, I would like to subscribe to your news letter....
 
2004-06-28 11:25:03 PM  
I have to go rub one out now. Dam.
 
2004-06-28 11:29:18 PM  
As a 17 year old high school student, let me say....I'd hit it.
 
2004-06-28 11:34:47 PM  
LoganKungfu, when I decide to create a newsletter I'll let you know :-D I just like to cut through the bullshiat of these types of threads.
 
2004-06-28 11:35:46 PM  
She is fine, fine, fine...slut..nice girl, slut, nice girl, slut, nice girl, slut!

Come here whore, we're late for church!



damn, i'm hard.
 
2004-06-28 11:37:16 PM  
Bwahahahahahahahahaha !!!!!!
Ha ha ha.


Ha, stupid Beeotch !!


Ha!
 
2004-06-28 11:42:09 PM  
If that chubby armed, teeny-bopper farking biatch is 110 lbs. at 5'9" then I'm a pregnant Britney Spears.

Oh, and in addition to "sluttoo" and "tramp stamp", the lower back tattoo can also be called a "whore brand"
 
2004-06-28 11:50:45 PM  
Meet Debra Lafave.

Or, as she's referred to at Greco Middle School, The Greatest Teacher Ever.
 
2004-06-28 11:55:02 PM  
man, dont get me started on that POS 14 kid, moron. They are all like that now a days. Stupid kid that listens to punk rock and wears skater clothing 365, no respect, no brains.

/17
//woulda hit it hard and long
 
2004-06-28 11:55:45 PM  
2004-06-28 11:02:45 PM Corn_Fed

That's gold Jerry, gold!!
 
2004-06-28 11:55:57 PM  
ArcadianRefugee - Again, extrapolation, and putting words in a mouth.

Of course I'm extrapolating. You don't get to say "I make a perfect point that's truthful and valid, but you're only allowed to look at it from this one particular angle."

Read what I said again, and this time put effort into reading comprehension:

ditto

I did NOT say what happened was "OK". I said a 14-year-old male has a lot less to worry about than a 14-year-old female when one is knockin' boots with an older partner.

Whether or not a 14-year-old girl with a vasectomied 50yo male -- an extrapolation and a hypothetical -- has as much, or less, to worry about is not the point. Or, rather, it is -- the 14-year-old doesn't have to worry about condoms, vasectomies, etc.,. The fact that the gilr would proves my point.

Again, this does NOT say either is right or wrong. It simply is.


The point was made that possible pregnancy was a reasonable basis for a double standard.

My point is that pregnancy is fundamentally a moot issue in regards to gender and the law.

Your idea that pregnancy isn't a significant concern with 14 year old guys is only true if you consider financial obligations to be the only serious ramification of pregnancy.

Moreover, a 14 year old girl stands as much chance of being knocked up by the dork who sits next to her on the schoolbus as she does from a 23 or 32 or 55 year old man.

Pregnancy isn't the reason we have laws to protect children from adults who'd like to have their way with them.

If you honestly can't see the purpose of those laws, fine... You're just not going to, and I'm sick of arguing it with you. Just do me a favor and steer clear of the skating rinks.
 
2004-06-29 12:05:28 AM  
I would like to have sex with her...if you know what I mean.
 
2004-06-29 12:06:54 AM  
As for all the guys talking about the super-hot MILF they banged while waiting for Power Rangers to come on, I agree that most of them are probably full of shiat.

However, assuming that any of them are actually telling the truth, their little testimonials about how swell they turned out amount to just about nothing.

farked up people generally aren't known for being the best judges of their own mental health.

I had a friend who grew up with a physically and emotionally abusive alcoholic father, he kept her away from her mother, and paraded a number of abusive shiat-bag girlfriends through her life... and one beat her badly enough to put her in the hospital for 2 full months.

She's cheated on every guy she ever dated, and cheated on her ex-husband with at least 7 guys in nine years. She eventually farks over most all of her friends, and has farked her sisters and other family members over many times.

However, if you were to ask her, she'd tell you that she's pretty hunky-dory too.
 
2004-06-29 12:10:12 AM  
Bottom Line:

I don't care how much of a stiffie you get looking at her huge-a-licious rack, or how many times she tells you that you're the best thing since Justin Timberlake, you don't get bone 14 year olds, and neither does this sleazy broad.
 
2004-06-29 12:10:41 AM  
That is the hottest police report ever.

Not that I've read many police reports, mind you.

But I'm guessing it's the hottest ever.

Makes all those days on traffic detail worthwhile.
 
2004-06-29 12:11:12 AM  
TKJP
I would insert my penis into her vigina...if you know what I mean.
 
2004-06-29 12:12:07 AM  
Props to the kid! He'll have a good story to tell for the rest of his life.
 
2004-06-29 12:12:14 AM  
technicolor-misfit
"Just do me a favor and steer clear of the skating rinks."

gold jerry! gold!
 
2004-06-29 12:13:51 AM  
Just think, with his reputation at school, chicks will be backing themselves up to his door, and he'll be able to be picky.

Hate to say it, but I was fantasizing(?) about doing my fellow classmates as early as the 6th grade, did that make me a pedophile in elementary school?

/almost arrested for doing my 16 year old gf when I was 17
 
2004-06-29 12:14:05 AM  
(with apologies to Damn_Conservative_Media finding gold as well.)
 
2004-06-29 12:15:55 AM  
That's a mug shot?? Looks airbrushed 'n shiat.
 
2004-06-29 12:18:28 AM  
Just a note. People asking if it were two guys (one teacher one student) Well that happened around here the ages were a bit different though. The coach (it was a soccer coach) was 27 or 28 (I think 28) and he basicly cornered the boy and tries to get him to do things with him. After basicly fondling the boy abit then trying to go down on him the boy calls foul and the damn system ignores it. all because they claim the boy consented. Even though the boy steped forward even though he offered proof. Because the kid was kind of small and a bit girly they act like he was asking for it. While I am biased. I do know both parties and believe me before I'd buy the kid was gay I'd buy that the coach was a perv. I personally have witnessed him trying to hit on young girls. I hate people like that and I hate the double standards. Some guys might handle it but some people are more senstive and this kid is gonna have issues. Damn system.
 
2004-06-29 12:26:26 AM  
Goodyearpimp:"guess my mom didn't try to baffle me with bullshiat."

Yes, I could see where she'd have to keep it very simple.
 
2004-06-29 12:28:38 AM  
The eye-pod was classic cop spelling, but why hasn't anyone else noted the "penal swab" that they took on the dumbass lothario?
 
2004-06-29 12:37:33 AM  
"Another hypothetical, for everyone who says this is morally ok.

Male teacher, male student. Still slap on the wrist? Since the victim is male then having sex with a teacher is just fine, right? He'll be able to hold his head high because he got some and won't be traumatized."


Oh please! Stop acting like there's no difference between boys and girls, all of you.

/Repeatedly farked the heck outta a 25-year-old when I was 15. Some of my fondest memories.
 
2004-06-29 12:52:53 AM  
Sexual relationships are permissable if:
x/2+7 = <y
x is older person
y is younger partner

In this instance since she is 23 he would have to be 18ish in order for it to be morally correct; in my book at least.
So, let her burn at the stake.... LET HER BURN!

/upset I didn't get any 'play' at age fourteen.
 
2004-06-29 12:54:29 AM  
Pipe - Oh please! Stop acting like there's no difference between boys and girls, all of you.

Oh please! Stop acting like there's no difference between boys and girls.

Seriously... Take your own advice.

There's no "Boys would take it just fine!!! They'd be totally high-fivin' their buddies and shiat! Woot!" any more than there's a "Girls would be utterly devastated and destroyed... They just can't handle that sort of thing as well."

Individuals are different. There's a difference between boys... each boy is different, there's no 'boy response.' There's a difference between girls... each girl is different, there's no 'girl response.'

Boy or girl, different kids will react differently... and it's still a moot point. It's still not why we don't fark 14 year olds.
 
2004-06-29 01:13:51 AM  

...he had seen his cousin in the back seat, between Ms. Lafave's legs. moving in an up and down motion while his pants were pulled down. He told me that during that time , Ms. Lavave was nude and the second time they had sex, she left her shirt on. I then terminated the telephone call.


/and killed many innocent kitties
 
2004-06-29 01:16:10 AM  
Damm she's hot!! And quite perverted, but damn!!
 
2004-06-29 01:19:38 AM  
Why does the one asshole who actually gets to live the fantasy have to fark it up for everyone else?

shiat, he owed it to his classmates to blackmail her and get all his friends laid too.

Damn. I obviously wasted my high school years.

farking counselors. two years of spanish my ass
 
2004-06-29 01:26:46 AM  
Toriko


"oh hits as in has sex with, not physically abuses. You silly misogynic assholes and your slang words for coitus."

/What do you want us to say? "I'd elope with her?"...

//Down here in Mexico we sometimes, instead of saying "I'd hit it", we say (direct translation): "Well, y'know... I wouldn't take my dick out from her to put it in you"...
 
2004-06-29 02:03:24 AM  
I would have emotionally mature and clearly consensual lovemaking with it!

Is that better?
 
2004-06-29 02:11:53 AM  
Wow, I think I could fap to just the text in the report. That's hot shiat right there.
 
2004-06-29 02:14:21 AM  
oh hits as in has sex with, not physically abuses. You silly misogynic assholes and your slang words for coitus.

You silly, obsessed feminazi asshole, "hit" is accepted slang for sex, used extensively on Fark therefor, and it doesn't make one misogynic. . farking moron.

Jesus, if you don't understand Fark's sense of humor by now, cancel your TF subscription and go to PoliticallyCorrect.com.
 
2004-06-29 02:23:36 AM  
she's an idiot...i'm in a teacher's ed grad program and the first thing they tell you is "don't have relationships with the students," then they tell you the stories of dumbasses who have.

Duh, like you mean teachers aren't supposed to have sex with students? Really? No shiat, Sherlock.

But when I was 14, I would have killed to hit that blonde. So different for a guy who is 14 than a girl.
 
2004-06-29 02:24:55 AM  
"misogynic" since when is that a bad thing. You fat clown women are so out of control you have to bring your fear of inferiority into the discussion of a child rapist.
 
2004-06-29 02:25:20 AM  
The rest of his time in high-school are going to be absolutely miserable.

Especially with all the rest of the boys in the state worshiping him as a kid of god. He's going to spend the rest of his life thinking to himself ... "shiat. I hit *that* when I was 14. How do I top that...?"

The kid is obviously going to be scarred for life.

Actually, he probably is- but it's not the sex that's going to do it. If anything is going to fark the kid up, it's everyone insisting over and over again that he was abused in some way. Concentual sex = abuse. I had a good time, but I was raped. Once everyone makes sure he carries that association into adulthood, you're pretty much guaranteed the kid's going to be farked up.
 
2004-06-29 02:31:51 AM  
ranold, i was thinking the exact same thing. this is gross no matter which way you slice it. just because she's hot, it suddenly is ok. this is not ok. this woman has some serious issues. and no matter how 'cool' it might seem now, that boy is going to have some issues himself as he gets older because he was the victim of a sexual predator.

Oh bullshiat. I had sex at 14 with a 19-year-old girl and I wasn't messed up or a victim, and that was almost 20 years ago. Today, 14-yr-olds are having more sex that you are. I'm not saying it is right or legal for a teacher to do this, but to just assume that a 14-year-old boy hitting his hot teacher makes him all screwed up and in need of therapy is total shiat. It takes a bunch of emotive psychobabblists to tell him his a victim.

Show me a 14-yr-old boy who wouldn't hit this teacher in a heartbeat! fark you pple are so PC you have forgotten that when you were 14 you had a hard-on 24/7/365!

It took me 20 years as an adult to become messed up.
 
2004-06-29 02:38:17 AM  
I live less than 20 min from her. The story in the paper says she was caught by the parents in the act.
I'd Hit it too!
 
2004-06-29 02:42:26 AM  
My wife is a totally hot teacher. No, I'm not going to post pics. I just wanted to brag about it. She's way better looking than that bit upthread.

Ask 100 14-year-old boys what is more torturous:

Hitting a hot teacher, or having to sit in class and look at a hot teacher and not be able to do anything about it. Your wife is the real abuser, LOL!

Whenever I see Boston Public, I always think how painful it would have been to have a teacher that looked like Jeri Ryan. Sheet, I would have needed a 10-minute cooling-off period to be able to walk out of class, if you know what I mean! 14-year-old's get hard-ons when the wind blows for crissake!
 
2004-06-29 03:04:40 AM  
You guys should read Toriko's profile and then see if you want to continue the witty banter.
 
2004-06-29 03:35:13 AM  
Miso gynic is considered a delicacy in Japan. Miso honii, not so much.
 
2004-06-29 04:01:05 AM  
2004-06-28 10:37:53 PM 620wdae,

It's because of people like you that I don't drink while reading. Funny.
 
2004-06-29 04:11:01 AM  
As a former 14 year old boy I do not think it is too damaging to the male psyche. It would have been a great memory that I would have considered a trophy for the rest of my life. For a 14 year old girl it would be much more traumatic. Double standard yes but real life. Bravo young man, bravo
 
2004-06-29 04:25:01 AM  
Yeah, I have to admit I'd have sunk her like the Lusitania, given the chance.


And yes Virginia, there IS a difference of perspective. Call it a double standard if you wish, but had she been single, this was a victimless crime.

The husband's gonna be drinkin'. EARLY.
 
2004-06-29 04:37:06 AM  
Yes, I feel badly for him. It's a pity. To be statutory-raped like that. Especially by that drop-dead gorgeous teacher. It's truly unfair.
 
2004-06-29 04:56:09 AM  
But...but...she's hot. Is there no mercy for hotness?
 
tex
2004-06-29 06:12:02 AM  
*fap fap fap fap fap*
Wow, that was one HOT novel! Any more?

Confession,
Eye did not understand what the hell an eye-pod is until someone mentioned iPod. :(
 
2004-06-29 06:19:16 AM  
Sigh, I so wish I'd have been molested by a teacher like that when I was 14.
 
2004-06-29 07:00:02 AM  
Alright, time to put this in perspective for all of you wishing you were the 14 yr old boy. Pretend the 14 yr old was your son (or if it was your 14 yr old daughter with a 23 yr old male teacher). In the words of Bill Engvall, "If you ever touch my kid, I got no problems going back to prison."
 
2004-06-29 07:23:22 AM  
fabic, you da man!
 
2004-06-29 08:02:22 AM  
It's a cinch to say these two young jerks won't be getting a security clearance if they ever join the military. When in a situation which required the utmost of secrecy, these guys sang like Joe Valachi, making it a cakewalk for the cops. I blame the husband just as much as the kids for ruining this misguided young woman's life. If he had been doing his "homework" this would never have happened. It just goes to show ya, LOOSE LIPS SINK SHIPS ! My $.02 worth
 
2004-06-29 08:07:22 AM  
What it comes down to is this... the problem is that someone in a position of authority had sex with someone under their sphere of infuence. Thats not accpetable in many cases (boss/sectretary, priest/alterboy) and we have rules to stop it happening. There are exeptions to the rule (my cousin fell in love with her boss and married him), but the are not always the case, so we tend to defer to the safe side nowadays.

The reason for the double standard is because of old fashioned ideas that to men sex=power and to women sex=love (this was touched upon eariler in the thread but got no reply so I thought it worth saying again). This idea even outweighs the age difference for most people: The 14 is simply "doing what men do" and the no-harm-no-foul rule comes into play.

However, if an older teacher and younger girl get together, he must over power her, since he has the double advantage of being male and in a position of power.

Things get confusing on the male-male scale, but we don't like it because he (the older teacher) used his position of power again...

...and we get to the older woman teacher and the younger girl, which is such a rarity (to be reported on at least), and since they're both females it must be love, right?

Sex is confusing people. Somepeople like plain vanilla sex; some people will only do it with hairy guys, some people with only those younger or older than them. We often don't get to pick who we find attractive at any given time in our lives. 14 year olds *are* ready to go, in most cases, and will find older women attractive sometimes. Older women will get bored with their husbands and find the idea of a young novice exciting sometimes. Men will find seductively dressed teenagers hot sometimes. So what can we do about it?

The solution is simple:
Educate people about sex properly. Right from the start (and I'm talking about when they first ask where baby's come from) we should be telling our kids that sex is wonderful, good fun and needs to be shared with only someone we love and trust. Do it only when you feel you want to, and no-one can make you do it if you don't want to. If anyone does try, don't be afraid to talk about it.

Get rid of age of consent laws and replace them with (or strengthen current) against-concent laws. If it's found out anyone had sex with anyone else (M/F/whatever) then the law should come down on them. BUT, only prosecute if there is a dispute about consent between the two parties, no-one else involved (parents, husbands, wifes, nothing).


I've known plenty of girls who break the stereotype about meek and mild loving girls who only want to have sex with people they love. I know girls who definately use sex as a power play thing. I know guys who only have had sex with the one woman they loved. Our ideas about gender roles and sex are as outdated as the idea that everyone is an adult at 18 (or even 21!). Blanket rules can no longer apply, and judgment should be bought on a case by case basis.
 
2004-06-29 08:19:28 AM  
All she needs is a good old fashioned spankin...and I'll be glad to give it to her.
 
2004-06-29 08:30:10 AM  
For all of you who think that this is just great.

Remember Marykay Letourneau? She had sex with one of her students, and had 2 kids with him. She went to jail the kids went to a foster home.

When the "victim turned 18 he had to start paying child support.
 
2004-06-29 08:36:57 AM  
ghost_who_walks

BUT, only prosecute if there is a dispute about consent between the two parties, no-one else involved (parents, husbands, wifes, nothing).


NOT acceptable. There is a legal distinction between consent and informed consent. It is quite possible to talk a horny 14 (male or female) year old into having sex. But does that boy or girl really understand what that means? Is that 14 year old ready to become a parent? Are they savvy enough to protect themselves from disease?

If we allow 14 year olds to have sex we should also allow them to drive cars and get jobs.
 
2004-06-29 08:42:48 AM  
rrtt22

As a former 14 year old boy I do not think it is too damaging to the male psyche. It would have been a great memory that I would have considered a trophy for the rest of my life. For a 14 year old girl it would be much more traumatic. Double standard yes but real life. Bravo young man, bravo


He might get another trophy. A baby and child support! Google Marykay Letourneau. It has happened before.
 
2004-06-29 08:47:28 AM  
"my baby daddy in nine grade"
 
2004-06-29 08:49:51 AM  
CONSPIRACY THEORY!!!

Ok, hot teacher, recently married, states that her husband is having sexual problems. She begins to have unprotected sex with a healthy 14 year old boy.

She gets pregnant.

Her and the husband have a healthy baby from this relationship.

14 year old boy is ashamed/embarassed/scared/ignorant in regards the the pregnancy.

She gets to have a baby with a boy who will never raise a fuss. Husband is happy because they have a baby.

That is what happened here, I bet 3 tuna sandwiches.
 
2004-06-29 08:53:03 AM  
2004-06-29 08:36:57 AM Burn98

If we allow 14 year olds to have sex we should also allow them to drive cars and get jobs.

And I'd go even further. Let them vote, drink and be drafted. Remove their parents and the state from any and all responsibilites of guardianship, including free room, board and education. Everyone still on board?

The risks, responsibilities and consequences of farking can be severe. Most children do not understand the adult world sufficiently to handle them. In their own little cocoon world of pre-adulthood, they think they do but in general they do not. Trying to tell them otherwise is about as useful as trying to explain to a 3 year old why he can't play in the street.
 
2004-06-29 09:56:46 AM  
The photographer, Brian Adam's, recently took down all of her wedding pictures. Thank goodness for google cache..

Her wedding photographer's website where everyone has been leachin photos from

Refresh it for random photo goodness.
 
2004-06-29 10:04:52 AM  
Will this kid be scarred for life? Debatable, but I think the publicity and hooplah will do worse than the act alone would ever have done.

Nonetheless, this is still F'd up.

And for all you doofuses comparin this to a 14 yr old girl with older man: stop it. A 14 yr old boy could still probably overpower most adult women so a "physical/intimidation rape" scenario is almost impossible. Now the mindfark rape...well that's the problem. This lady allegedly had unprotected sex with a 14 year old boy AND touted that she was married, AND WAS married, AND was a teacher/authority figure. IF what he says is true, this lady is as sick as can be.
 
2004-06-29 10:06:33 AM  
Why do the hot and crazy ones always fall for the underage nerdy moralists?
 
2004-06-29 10:19:27 AM  
After reading the police report, I have decided Smoothie King really ought to offer this boy a job as their spokesman. For so many reasons.
 
2004-06-29 10:31:58 AM  
Screwed around with 27 year old when I was 16. Turned out pretty good. Only sexual dysfunction is my limitless appetite, absurdly long genitalia (thick too!) and a penchant for buggery...

/ok, I made the last part up
 
2004-06-29 10:38:53 AM  
Man, when I went to Greco Jr. High many a year ago, there wasn't anyone nearly that hot.
 
2004-06-29 10:43:40 AM  
He didn't "rat her out" he's a minor and a victim. You would all be upset if it was a male teacher and 14 year old girl.
 
2004-06-29 10:51:50 AM  
mmmmmm.... I'd take that
 
2004-06-29 11:01:25 AM  
I think the biggest problem is the teacher/student thing and not the age thing.
If she was just some 23 year old girl that lived next door or something it wouldn't be that big of a deal (well maybe to the law). She's barely out of adolescence herself. Calling this pedophilia is a little extreme I think.
The biggest issue is that she abused her position and violated the teacher-student relationship.

As for the kid being screwed up; I imagine that going through all the legal shiat and having the entire community know about it will screw him up way more than boning a 23 year old.
Both are stupid kids. They are probably about on the same level. Despite her legal status and age this chick is not an adult. Sounds like she probably has the maturity level of a 14 year old.

I don't think somebody that young should be teaching high school, anyway. There is not enough age gap to create an effective authority figure.

I feel most sorry for her husband. Must be tough to learn that your wife is not only dumb but also a slut.
 
2004-06-29 11:04:02 AM  
Burn98 said:
NOT acceptable. There is a legal distinction between consent and informed consent. It is quite possible to talk a horny 14 (male or female) year old into having sex. But does that boy or girl really understand what that means? Is that 14 year old ready to become a parent? Are they savvy enough to protect themselves from disease?
If we allow 14 year olds to have sex we should also allow them to drive cars and get jobs.


Gosh, it's like you completely ignored the first half of my excessively long post. EDUCATE YOUR CHILDREN PEOPLE. Smart kids make smart choices, and if you brought them up well, they'll know they have to live with the consequences of any actions (smart or stupid) they take.

Unfortunately, I think this is actually a little to much to ask of most people, because it might mean they would have to take more than a passing interest in their childrens lives.

As for the "drive cars and have jobs", well, actually I know some perople who at 14 years old had paying jobs. Hell, there's plenty of people who grew up on farms around me who defintely where driving at 14. It's just a matter of upbringing. Remember, we have extended childhood (speaking here as a period of time without adult responsibility) far beyond any previous time in history. Hell, as was stated eariler there are people in their mid twenties still living the adolesent life. However we change society, biology will not change, so which do you think will win out?

My point is: Educate your kids, they will make smart choices...even if they decide to have sex earlier than you want them to, they won't be scared to go get a condom somewhere and use it. They won't be to ashamed to tell you if the teacher is pressuring them to have sex, male or female.

And yeah, I was driving at 16 (and a half). On the roads. They let us do that over here. We even get to have sex with anyone we want at 16 (with some ambiguity about gay sex for a two years there..but thats another argument). Of course, at 16 I wanted more sex than I was getting, since anything was better than nothing :-D
 
2004-06-29 11:12:06 AM  
NAWBLA?
 
2004-06-29 11:27:07 AM  
dude, she was 23 and she looks like a hot 17 year old, if i had been 14 i would have hit it and never thought twice about it
 
2004-06-29 11:42:25 AM  
Man, I feel sorry for this biatch's husband. DAYum.
 
2004-06-29 11:43:21 AM  
For christs sake you farking morons. He hit it WITH her. He didn't HIT HER. He didn't punch her in the face or kick her. That would be hitting her. If you're going to be emmulating youth culture, at least farking get it right!

This is what happens when out of touch white guys learn slang on the internet.
 
2004-06-29 12:05:04 PM  
 
2004-06-29 12:13:26 PM  
If you're going to be emmulating youth culture, at least farking get it right!

Regarding I'd Hit It:
This is a "Fark" thing and not an emulation of your precious youth culture. Not that emulating a bunch of pasty cube-slaves is much better, but there it is... It helps to know what you're talking about when you speak up.
 
2004-06-29 12:15:01 PM  
Your ID profile shows that you've been on for more than 2 years. You would think I wouldn't have to explain this to you...

/oh wait, it's an AOL email account
 
2004-06-29 12:52:35 PM  
...and emmulate is a tardy emmu. You might have been trying to type emulate.

0ok
 
2004-06-29 01:02:06 PM  
Results 1 - 10 of about 1,830 for emmulate. (0.25 seconds)

Did you mean: emulate
 
2004-06-29 01:21:45 PM  
2004-06-28 06:43:51 PM putita_caliente


Survey:
What's the oldest woman you had ever hit? and how old were you?


If i remember corrct, she was like 32 or 34, and I was 23...
 
2004-06-29 01:23:48 PM  
MrDorkESQ

Now THAT is funny!
 
2004-06-29 01:30:15 PM  
ghost_who_walks

Gosh, it's like you completely ignored the first half of my excessively long post. EDUCATE YOUR CHILDREN PEOPLE.


The problem with this approach is that there are a lot of other things out there that are also trying to influence our kids. You try to teach them to eat right, Pepsi wants them to eat junk. You try to teach them to make intelligent choices about sex, The perv down the street just wants to screw them and tells them he/she is in love to do it. 14 year olds are typically going through a rebellious phase where they will often do the opposite of what their parents tell them.

You are right about me ignoring the first part of your post. I did so because the 14 YO may ignore your advice as well. There are some kinds of maturity that you can not teach, you just have to grow into them. That is why we need laws to protect 14 year olds from themselves, perverts, and well meaning but neurotic teachers.
 
2004-06-29 01:44:54 PM  
I'm 23 and I had sex with a 31 yr old 3 weeks ago. I got a blow job from a 25 yr old when I was 17 and had sex with a 20 yr old when I was 16...

I will say... i'm scarred for life
 
2004-06-29 01:48:32 PM  
We need a "Tampa" tag too
 
2004-06-29 01:49:45 PM  
You biatch.
 
2004-06-29 01:51:26 PM  
Gotta love it when the image shows up on preview, but then diappears once it's posted. My above comment was a caption to the following photo:

http://www.photoreflect.com//scripts/prpv.dll?photo?s=0&i=04ZQ0004000305&p=BEE E2F23D32B09CFE28DCC45E4CD1C29FC672AC608C47EC70384551792659889
 
2004-06-29 01:58:21 PM  
Why can't anyone spell MORON right????
 
2004-06-29 01:59:31 PM  
Funny that even though girls are supposed to mature much earlier than boys, so many still consider an older dude screwing a young lady a pervert, but give high fives when the sexes reverse.
 
2004-06-29 02:08:15 PM  
GoodCriper moran is a fark joke. Bitterman thx
 
2004-06-29 02:14:49 PM  
anyone who says men can't receive some serious mental trauma from being taken advantage of by older women at an impressionable age has no farking clue what they're talking about. the same to anyone who says that women who prey on young boys aren't farked in the head.

/knows
 
2004-06-29 02:23:50 PM  
I have a dream my fellow farkers. I have a dream that one day, the husband, will be so distraught over this situation.

So distraught, that he will decide to publish their honeymoon video... on the Internet.

Who is dreaming this dream with me?
 
2004-06-29 02:33:17 PM  
A quick google search on her husband, "Kristian Lafave", finds that he's a member (or applying to be a member) of the Masons in Florida. Theres got to be something interesting hiding in there...
 
2004-06-29 02:38:23 PM  
zakarth but he goes by the name Owen.
 
2004-06-29 02:43:05 PM  
Agree that it constitutes pedophilia, but I would have hit it as long as possible. And made her do my homework.
 
2004-06-29 02:57:40 PM  
Oh man - where was she when I was 14? I will take the supposed emotional trauma or whatever else to have that as part of my history. This is pathetic - charging her for giving it up. If I had a 14-year-old son who boned her, I would buy him a new car and let him drive without a license.

Life is a garden and we are all here to smell the flowers. This criminal charge is absolutely hilarious. This woman is divine. Give me a break!
 
2004-06-29 03:02:40 PM  
- GoodCriper
-Why can't anyone spell MORON right????

Did you ride the short bus to school?
 
2004-06-29 03:06:07 PM  
HE IS A TRAITOR TO HIS CLASS!!!
HANG HIM BY THE BALLS!!!

No, seriously. This guy should be castrated for ruining the chances of 14-year-olds everywhere. DIE MORON!!!!
 
2004-06-29 05:29:07 PM  
That poor family. After looking at the wedding photos, her parents must be pissed. They just blew all that money on a wedding and its gone, and its down the toilet.

But that guy must have had issues at home if she had to revert to a 14 year old.
 
2004-06-29 05:57:57 PM  
You can tell just by looking at her...she ain't right. She's got the jaw of Chyna and the eyes of a rabid Siberian.

And someone really should have mentioned "To Die For" by now.
 
2004-06-29 07:00:03 PM  
So if she were a 23yo guy sleeping with a 14 year old girl then the charges would have been rape? Someone please explain this to me I don't undertand how the law favors sexism.
 
2004-06-29 11:09:21 PM  
Because men and women are different. Sorry, it's true.
 
2004-06-29 11:29:47 PM  
I want to be 14 again.
 
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