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(The Smoking Gun)   Student, 14, hits hot teacher, then rats her out to the cops. Horny teens everywhere surrender (pics of teacher)   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 530
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2004-06-28 07:11:05 PM
id hit it repeatedly.

the kid who ratted them out deserves the be locked in jail.
 
2004-06-28 07:11:48 PM
on second thought...
 
2004-06-28 07:11:56 PM
john768

Oral, car, classroom, car, in that order I think.
 
2004-06-28 07:12:09 PM
Another hypothetical, for everyone who says this is morally ok.

Male teacher, male student. Still slap on the wrist? Since the victim is male then having sex with a teacher is just fine, right? He'll be able to hold his head high because he got some and won't be traumatized.

If not then your argument has to be based on the fact that it was a female teacher...so you would be arguing that women are incapable of being sexually exploitive.
 
2004-06-28 07:12:33 PM
ranold

I hope the biatch ends up muff-munching some big fat dyke behind bars.


Now now, if there's one thing that lesbian porno movies have taught me about real life, it's that female prisons are populated exclusively by busty lipstick lesbians who enjoy a good mild whipping when conducted by one of the equally busty and beautiful (and lesbian) female guards.
 
2004-06-28 07:12:37 PM
chechcal

When do you think guys reach emotional maturity?

I think the fact that young women are the most sexually desired of people (i.e. an 18-25 y/o woman can go out and get laid nearly at will, few others can do this) skews things bigtime.

/or, some girls learn at 14 it's easier to use your breasts to get what you want than your brains
 
2004-06-28 07:12:52 PM
Dating older women is the best. They know what they want, and they don't just lay there like a sack of flour.
 
2004-06-28 07:12:58 PM
Somehow, she reminds me of the classic Julie Brown song: "I'm A Blonde"

I took an IQ test and I flunked it of course,
I can't spell BMW but I got a Porsche
Cause I'm a blonde
 
2004-06-28 07:14:14 PM
willywanka-
Yeah, I'm sure he's scarred for life.
/boned 21yr old at age15, not scarred, thank you.


Your arguement makes no sense. If the kid was gay, and hot for some 23-year-old male teacher, and they had sex, would that be okay? Wouldn't he be damaged by this molestation?
 
2004-06-28 07:14:24 PM
Handsome Jack

Well ... for every older woman who's as you say, I can point to an older woman who is a bitter, man-hating harpy, and a younger woman who is unjaded and unbitter, and still likes men.
 
2004-06-28 07:15:02 PM
Apparently they did it in her SUV.
Ahhh good times....good times.

For everybody who hasn't read the police report. Do it! It was wrong, but kind of kinky.
Who wrote the report up? Penthouse Forum.
"I never knew it would happen to me..."

willywanka
I'm thinking its just been a long time since they were in highschool.
 
2004-06-28 07:15:28 PM
She isn't a pedophile; pedophiles are attracted to pre-pubescent children. At 14 and given his description of what happened he is quite obviously a post-pubescent and as such her crime is that she didn't follow arbitrary age restrictions.
 
2004-06-28 07:15:36 PM
Why would the kid snitch? Did she spit insted of swallow?
 
2004-06-28 07:15:39 PM
2004-06-28 07:00:49 PM Sidi
If it was a female student...

This would be a completely DIFFERENT thread.
 
2004-06-28 07:16:01 PM
Note to the people calling her a paedophile, she isn't. Paedophilia is the attraction to pre-pubescent children (which I assume this kid is not), a more accurate term for this would be ephebophile, but even that isn't very accurate, because it's not like she's been going after kids her whole life. It sounds like she was doing it more for the thrill of doing something illegal than the fact that the kid was young.
 
2004-06-28 07:16:15 PM
I wonder what pattern her puss is shaved in.
 
2004-06-28 07:16:41 PM
Damn you thales.
 
2004-06-28 07:17:05 PM
Lostcom760

I think it said landing strip.
 
2004-06-28 07:17:05 PM
FarkIt

You skipped the upstairs-bedroom fellatio while the cousin (poor schmuck) was downstairs watching a movie.
 
2004-06-28 07:17:09 PM
Sorry totally out of context but it was damn funny.

/Going straight to hell, do not pass Go, do not collect $200..
 
2004-06-28 07:17:09 PM
why didn't I have hot teachers in school crap sake! i had a fairly hot swimming instruct, although I was 8...but at the perfect heigh to stare right at her chest and not get in trouble.
 
2004-06-28 07:17:32 PM
I agree with Handsome Jack on this one
 
2004-06-28 07:17:39 PM
I do think we've gotten to the bargaining part of the coping process with all these funny ass rationalizations..
 
2004-06-28 07:17:48 PM
I hate this double standard.

First off, 14 year olds have almost no erection control, shoot, even a good breeze might give a stiffy. So weeing a firm naked body would instantly cause a rise.

Now, if this was a male teacher this would be a dead topic. Even if he looked like the sexiest man alive you would say he is a sick pedophile for forcing himself on the girl. Same difference with the boy in my book.

She is sick in the farking head and needs help.

The husband should abandon her, go to a strip club for a week to cool off and hit the marked again.

It's obvious that she doesn't have feeling for her husband so why should she. Hey, husband, if you happen to read Fark then dump the biatch and move on with your life. You are young and can recover. In fact, leave the state. It's for the best man. Go to Pensylvania or even California and marry a nice reliable porn star wife.

Best of luck man...
 
2004-06-28 07:17:52 PM
I don't see what the huge problem is it is a 9 year difference. Big deal.

Notice there are no pictures of the 14 year old.

When I was 14 I was 6'6" 240. I can tell you that I would have hit it when I was 14. Hit it with a vengeance.

I understand age limits because of late bloomers and emotional reasons, but the idea that a teen ager had sex with an attractive person nine years their senior isn't that shocking.

16 year old girl with a 25 year old guy. ooh scary!
18 Year old with a 27 year old. NOOO!

Not a big deal. Why not spend time fighting real crime.
 
2004-06-28 07:18:19 PM
stpickrell: You bring up a good point.

Stay away from the ones that scowl at you.
 
2004-06-28 07:18:20 PM
She assured him he was on birth control

I'm going to guess typo on this one...
 
2004-06-28 07:18:54 PM
She needs to be locked away forever and ever and ever...and her poor, poor husband...needs to comforted...and I have a feeling it will be with several handfuls of twenties down at the Nudie Bar.

//Sad really. He's a hottie and I'd hit it over and over and over...
 
2004-06-28 07:19:14 PM

I can't believe no one's said it yet:

 
2004-06-28 07:19:31 PM
Thales, then she's a pederast (attracted to 13-16 year olds), which is still just as illegal and exploitive. No difference. They're all lowlife scum who should be slowly tortured until sufficient bloodloss causes death.
 
2004-06-28 07:19:38 PM
Bobbylishus wrote:

oh.. also if she did not do this... she has already been prosecuted and found guilty by the media ahead of time... from CNN to the Today Show on NBC to all of the local media channels. she may never be able to work again anywhere in the state of florida... and certainly not as a teacher!! I just cannot fathom how the media is so quick to pass judgement on someone and of course everyone who reads or watches the media immediately follows suit.


It's gotten worse since 9/11, where the media has moved from reporting stuff to opinionating it. The good news is - given time - it will blow over. *not judging*
 
2004-06-28 07:20:00 PM
The husband needs to be put on suicide watch. I'm serious.

His manhood just got taken away from him, and the nation knows it.
 
2004-06-28 07:21:16 PM
Did anyone else notice this head-scratcher on the bottom of page 8/top of page 9:

"SHE ASSURED HIM HE WAS ON BIRTH CONTROL."

Wha...?
 
2004-06-28 07:21:42 PM
Casper

I was thinking the same thing.

shiatty world we live in. Damn.
 
2004-06-28 07:21:42 PM
Just to answer Sidi and other's question, no I wouldn't be up in arms if it was a male teacher and a male/female student of the same age. It would entirely depend upon the individual maturity of the student involved, remember everyone that for thousands of years humans were procreating by the time they were 14.
 
2004-06-28 07:22:30 PM
i would just like to point out that this thread is growing at a faster rate than the one after this one... about the tape of the killing of the army soldier.

i don't know what to say.
 
2004-06-28 07:22:39 PM
bluesxgirl
ranold, i was thinking the exact same thing. this is gross no matter which way you slice it. just because she's hot, it suddenly is ok. this is not ok. this woman has some serious issues. and no matter how 'cool' it might seem now, that boy is going to have some issues himself as he gets older because he was the victim of a sexual predator.

Gender differences lesson...
If by "issues" you mean he is going to recognize how and when to objectify biotches and treat them like the lil piggies they are (and like being), then yes, he will have issues...
 
2004-06-28 07:22:51 PM
If my wife slept with a 14 year old, I'd murder her. No shiat. I could handle an affair with an adult, but 14...
 
2004-06-28 07:22:56 PM
Lostcom760
I wonder what pattern her puss is shaved in.

...well if she's a math teacher then you know it's Pi

OH SNAP!
 
2004-06-28 07:23:08 PM
REOIV I don't see what the huge problem is it is a 9 year difference. Big deal.
Notice there are no pictures of the 14 year old.
When I was 14 I was 6'6" 240. I can tell you that I would have hit it when I was 14. Hit it with a vengeance.


You do realize you have just provided a rationalization for pedophilia, don't you?
 
2004-06-28 07:23:11 PM
A heartfelt appeal to the God of Tired Pop Culture Buzzwords....
Please smite "Hit it"
Thanks,
Amen
 
2004-06-28 07:23:19 PM
Did anyone else notice this head-scratcher on the bottom of page 8/top of page 9:

"SHE ASSURED HIM HE WAS ON BIRTH CONTROL."

Wha...?


American boys inpregnating thier teacher is not an uncommon thing in nature. Didn't it happen just a few years back....twice?
 
2004-06-28 07:24:13 PM
Those of you who aren't that concerned about the age diff (9 years) or making arguments about paedophiles, et cetera:

1. He's a minor. By law, he isn't able to give adult consent. It doesn't matter if he wanted to do it or not. He's not an adult.
2. If these allegations are true, she may not be a paedophile. She would be by law, however, a child molester and sexual predator.
 
2004-06-28 07:24:40 PM
It's a double standard, but I gotta tell ya...

If MY boy brought this chick home I'd tell her to sod off and never see him again or I'd call the cops. Then I'd high-five him behind her back. Then I'd call her husband. Maybe I'd give the kid a camera to use before I chased her off.

That is all.
 
2004-06-28 07:24:45 PM
Maybe she can share a cell with these 2:



and

 
2004-06-28 07:24:49 PM
I, for one, welcome our horny teacher overlords.
 
2004-06-28 07:24:49 PM
I submitted this like more than a week ago.

We can only post crime news if it comes from Smoking Gun? Whose car are they riding around in the back seat of?
 
2004-06-28 07:25:36 PM
REOIV - 16 year old girl with a 25 year old guy. ooh scary!

I notice you moved the ages upwards when you made the younger participant a female...

So, you're saying it would be fine for a 23 year old teacher to nail his 14 year old female student? and you moved the ages upwards, how about moving them downwards?

13 year old girl and a 22 year old guy?
12 year old guy and a 21 year old girl?
11 year old girl and a 20 year old guy?

You can always play the 'in a few years it wouldn't even make a difference' game. The problem is no matter where you set it, that can be said.

Unfortunately, there's just no concrete age for sexual maturity, so we set the laws where we think it's most appropriate for the majority of people, and we have to enforce it... or it becomes meaningless.
 
2004-06-28 07:26:51 PM
Corn_Fed:
not really, and frankly I question why you think arbitrarily changing the (consensual) sexual situation from a stragiht to a gay affair suddenly makes it "molestation". look, I understand 14 is pretty damn young, and she definitley abused her position and should be fired and probably not allowed to take anything close to a teaching position again. That's really about it though. I lost my cherry at 15 and that wasn't all that young compared to others around...and that was over a decade ago (the average age has been getting younger since then).
 
2004-06-28 07:27:05 PM
Corn_Fed


You do realize you have just provided a rationalization for pedophilia, don't you?

Well played.

Well, that and the fact that it is forbidden for the press to show photos of minors in criminal matters. It is funny when they try to make a point, and completely miss.
 
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