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2002-01-18 08:17:30 PM
No more talk of old women waking canes, OK?
 
2002-01-18 08:17:35 PM
Dood you got beat up by a girl. An old girl! =)
 
2002-01-18 08:17:36 PM
Whose cane did she whack and how much does she charge?
 
2002-01-18 08:17:54 PM
[i] The 58-year-old woman, whose name was not released, was loading belongings into her car as she prepared to leave for a Hawaiian vacation when the man demanded her keys.

``Just a minute,'' Matson said the woman told him. ``Let me take my stuff out of the trunk.''

Then, he said, ``she pulls the cane out and started whomping on him.'' [/i]


And he didn't see that coming? In California? She probably had a scientology magic crystal in there too. Or a gun.
 
2002-01-18 08:19:40 PM
"Wackity wack!"

Sorry, Bloom County moment.
 
2002-01-18 08:23:14 PM
wow..lol
 
2002-01-18 08:23:42 PM
Hey, anyone know where that doorway to the parallel universe in NJ is located? Not that I was gonna go or anything....
 
2002-01-18 08:25:07 PM
I think I found her website.

http://www.oloc.org/
 
2002-01-18 08:26:03 PM
On I-10 near the Exxon infested with Indian people...wait, every single 7-11 on I-10 is infested with sayer's of "Thank you come again"
 
2002-01-18 08:28:47 PM
Wow, the "Hero" tag has been getting a lot of usage lately.
 
2002-01-18 08:30:11 PM
Ronnie Dobbs
piss in my pants funny!
 
2002-01-18 08:34:07 PM
 
2002-01-18 08:35:56 PM
TOO MANNNNYYYYY HERRRRO!!!!!!
 
2002-01-18 08:37:04 PM
old ladies are cool
 
2002-01-18 08:37:46 PM
I found that site with a Google search!

"Is It Ageist?-to patronize a courageous old lesbian by trivializing her anger as "feistiness." (Would you call Superman "feisty"?) -Feisty, no. Gay, Yes...
 
2002-01-18 08:43:22 PM
I think she's the one in the middle (lucky ol' clam lapper).
 
2002-01-18 08:45:50 PM
...lemme try that again!
 
2002-01-18 08:46:13 PM
I need that woman to come get me off this damn computer.
 
2002-01-18 08:47:29 PM
wha... a wacky old Canadian woman jacked off on the fender of a car?
 
2002-01-18 08:47:59 PM
Someone hook her up with the old guy that got busted for solicitation.
 
2002-01-18 09:09:18 PM
yeah.
 
2002-01-18 09:10:59 PM
oh, wait a minute.
 
2002-01-18 09:14:55 PM
heh heh... heh heh... you said 'wacking'... heh heh...
 
2002-01-18 09:21:41 PM
So, that's what it feels like to have an I.V.
Man that sucked, I just got released from the hospitle after being there all damn day, and passing out twice.

Did I miss anything?
 
2002-01-18 09:24:04 PM
Ok, I'm on a cable connection, some one want to explain to me why in the hell it takes like 5 freakin minutes to refresh a thread with 23 posts?
 
2002-01-18 09:25:36 PM
LOL
Nevermind the complaint about the refresh.
I hadn't noticed it does refresh, just really quick like...
 
2002-01-18 09:27:07 PM
I seem to be the only living Farker out there right now....great....
 
2002-01-18 09:38:55 PM
Is anybody in there......
Just nod if you can hear me.....


IS ANYBODY HOME?
 
2002-01-18 09:41:51 PM
This isn't quite as good as the park ranger who shot a carjacker while getting a blowjob.
 
2002-01-18 09:44:04 PM
My Grandma broke up a bar brawl once. For some reason everyone just stopped fighting when she started yelling...seemed to cause paralysis. I just hop the cops got here quickly. Old ladys kick ass.
 
2002-01-18 09:45:06 PM
WHERES MY PINEAPPLE IM GOING TO MY ROOM
 
2002-01-18 09:48:04 PM
Shaggy - Your Grandma RULES for even trying!! Go Granny, Go granny, Go granny, Go!
 
2002-01-18 09:48:40 PM
Why doesn't PhotoIsland work?

Oh, NM, they're free, but don't hold high quality performance expectations like any OTHER DECENT FREE SITE!!!
Fark for example.
 
2002-01-18 09:51:55 PM
New crime fighters: Old ladies with sticks. Don't mess with 'em.
 
2002-01-18 09:52:04 PM
Ogre - You're having probs 2, huh... I thought it was just me... them AND my web host are both hosed 2nite... fark....... excuse me, I had a moment there.
 
2002-01-18 09:52:33 PM
Yeah, uh huh, sign up now, it's free, don't mind the fact that you actually won't be signed up, the browser windows won't refresh and you can't post pictures, but hey WE'RE FREE! Faggots at Photoisland need to get their crap together.
 
2002-01-18 09:52:39 PM
ogre : from the faRq link on the left side of this page " so you wanna play Photoshop "

use the "Link for Auction" button or it won't work. Trust us.
 
2002-01-18 09:53:10 PM
Ok, thank you sir.
 
2002-01-18 09:55:06 PM
Ok...that would help if I was a member, but I can't even sign up...
 
2002-01-18 09:56:31 PM
Kinda reminds me of Mrs. Feldman, that old lady in Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol. Feisty old lady. "Do we get to pack heat?"

LOL Go Granny!
 
2002-01-18 09:57:15 PM
"whomping"
 
2002-01-18 10:02:02 PM
Begin the wacking!
 
2002-01-18 10:03:07 PM
Let the wacking begin!
 
2002-01-18 10:04:04 PM
ummm, I read the comments first, and reckoned this was a really really old old woman. Then I read the article. She's 58!! Younger even that Gene Hackman! Sheeesh
 
2002-01-18 10:05:04 PM
this is getting wacky
 
2002-01-18 10:06:36 PM
too wacky for me.
 
2002-01-18 10:06:39 PM
Old woman whacking off Jack's car with a cane?
 
2002-01-18 10:10:07 PM
Jimmy's cracks torn and I don't care (the warden's gone away).
 
2002-01-18 10:11:11 PM
Screw Photoisland, they can all go to hell along with their soon to sink "Free Service Site" bullcrap.
 
2002-01-18 10:32:05 PM
I carry a cane, sometimes.
I've had to use it before, too.
There is a whole martial arts around cane fighting.

http://www.canemasters.com/
 
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