Shirley Temple?? That's just wrong.

I chalk up the Olsen's not calling to them being a tad too busy starving themselves to death.

I guarantee if I had their kind of cash and access to the best foods in the world, I'd be anything but thin.

Annette Funicello was kinda bangin' when she was young

/21 years old in 2004

I guarantee if I had their kind of cash and access to the best foods in the world, I'd be anything but thin.

See Opra Winfrey, Rosie O'Donell, Kristy Ally (sp?), et al.

/call me when MK is out of rehab... then we'll talk

If there was any question whether we live in a society of tasteless and inappropriate thinkers, the headline on the "Official Countdown Site to Hermione's 18th Birthday" pretty much seals it.

"The bewitching hour will soon be upon us!"

And then we're all going to hell.

What about those of us who are already in hell? That makes it ok then, right? Right???

I don't know about the rest of you, but when that little "i see dead people" dreamboat from "The Sixth Sense" and "AI" turns eighteen, I'm gonna Take. That. Ass. To. Town.

Annette Funicello has fake boobies too?

Alright, I will be the first. I wanna see some Lindsay Lohan pics. Anyone want to help me get through this boring Monday with a few shots of some underage goodness?

Obligatory Lohan pic

i gave up when i found out L.L. was doin' Fez.

I for one welcome our new Lo-Jacking overlords

thought she was doin "hyde"

I think back then, it was to genuinely celebrate them becoming an adult.

Now, it's just so some obese, bespectacled, LIGHTNING BOLT casting, mouth-breathing, slack jawed, parent's basement living, cheeto breathed, unwashed, fark browsing, nerdy, uber-g33k plebian can stroke himself to his delight over the pervy pleasures of paedophilial pictures.

/casts Lighting Bolt

In many states including my home state of Michigan the age of consent is 16. I've been tossing off to many of these women for a couple years now.

rickythepenguin

I don't know about the rest of you, but when that little "i see dead people" dreamboat from "The Sixth Sense" and "AI" turns eighteen, I'm gonna Take. That. Ass. To. Town.

Dude, that's really gay...and by gay I mean homosexual.

/not that there is anything wrong with that

Nobody ever visited my "Countdown until Pebbles Flinstone turns 18" website. It kicked ass.

/"Bam Bam Bam-Bam-Bam"

There is, of course, huge irony in all of this. The demographics that are most obsessed with the coming of age of hot young actresses -- basement- dwelling Internet geeks and middle-age sports talk personalities -- have the smallest chance to score with the fantastically wealthy Olsens.

I'm sure smug regional columnists have the 18 year old twizz beating down their doors.

"The Web has also sprouted countdown clocks ...and multiple sites for Emma Watson, the 14-year-old who plays Hermione in the "Harry Potter" movies (April 15, 2008)."

Pshaw, forget Hermione. When Daniel Radcliffe turns 18, I'll volunteer to hit it like a pinata.

/so very, very wrong

Pretty good article until the writer got here
"Official Countdown Site to Hermione's 18th Birthday" pretty much seals it.

"The bewitching hour will soon be upon us!"

and missed the fact, obvious to many farkers, that this particular website was a parody. Dumbass.

In a roundabout way, the "Hermione" countdown site comes back to haunt us.

(Also, there's a remote chance that site is a joke.)

The hell with the Olsen Twins ( whoever they are) I want to know when those girls who played on Full House turn 18!! I think it was Brittany Shears and her twin sister?

anyone know the name of the Full House middle sister. Stephanie was the character name. she had big ones.

Hubba hubba!

18 years, 9 months, and counting!

only one Lohan pic?

her rabid fanbase is slipping.

popa2103

Jodie Sweetin

popa2103

Jodi Sweetin

What? I... I had to look it up. I swear. What kind of loser would know something like that off of the top of his head? What? Stop looking at me like that...

I'm more of a Lori Loughlin man myself.

*rawr*

Julia Roberts aint go nothin on this twin-MILF.

screw these days till legal websites. Where is the "Days Till Bea Arthur's Vagina Dries Up" page. I want to know how much longer I have to try and hit that. I'm afraid it might be too late already

Fnord

Great pic.

runnoft: ...missed the fact, obvious to many farkers, that this particular website was a parody.

How does the mention of that site -- parody or not -- make the writer a dumbass? The statement was:

If there was any question whether we live in a society of tasteless and inappropriate thinkers, the headline on the "Official Countdown Site to Hermione's 18th Birthday" pretty much seals it.

Again:

If there was any question whether we live in a society of tasteless and inappropriate thinkers...

Parody or not, that site is definitely an example of "tasteless and inappropriate thinking".

john_frink

Damn!! Thank you for making it move!

Aeonite

Damn...

Thanks for making it stop moving...

Jody Sweetin, from the post above. She got married in 2002. :(

Thank you for that viusal, Evilned. I now have to clean the puke off my monitor.

Articles like this are right out wreckless and irresponsible! To think that our modern era has not hatched the most debauched and perverse sexual obsessions in all of history is preposterous! We are going to hell in a handbasket, and your personal masturbation fantasies are worse than anything your forebearers could ever conceive of!

/except for all that sex in Rome... and Greece... and other places all over the world in every time period to pass and to come. Get the fark over sex and get on with the banging. If it says "sure, why not", bang it like a screen door and quit worrying about all the petty shiat. It was always like this and people were always whitewashing the past, don't freakin buy it.

more lohan.

2004-06-28 02:50:58 PM Thera

Pshaw, forget Hermione. When Daniel Radcliffe turns 18, I'll volunteer to hit it like a pinata.

And, 18 year old male that he will be, I'm sure you won't have to ask twice. It's different for guys

ArcadianRefugee: Tasteless, perhaps. Inappropriate, no. Puberty has 2 purposes. #1 is to make you sexually able, meaning able to reproduce. #2 is to make you sexually attractive. Nature doesn't know it's supposed to hold off looking like sex on two legs until the 18th birthday, and sometimes it launches a bit early. As a society, we can say that acting upon such thoughts is wrong, but we can't say that thinking it is inappropriate because that is the very purpose of the inevitable natural process which is puberty. Just look and smile, don't kill yourself because you wanted to bang the Olsen twins 2 days before they turned 18.

I swear I would love to meat lindsey lohan when she turns 18... whoops, i meant meet... (yeah right)

I've never heard of Lindsay Lohan. I've only seen her face once, and that's the above pic on this page. Still don't know who she is or why I'm supposed to care.

I waited for Brooke Shields to turn 18. She did, then broke my heart by marrying that tennis player, he who shall not be named.

But I'm not bitter.

Much.

It may be nothing new but 30+ year old men who setup countdown sites for 14 year old Emma Watson is definately creepy.

what movie is that lohan pic from?
i've never seen her work.

Never

Wow

I don't know what you all are whining about, she's legal for me.

/only 17

That pic looks like her opening dance number from the MTV Movie Awards. She hosted the show.

Lohan starred in the recent remakes of Parent Trap and Freaky Friday. She was last seen in "Mean Girls" and hosting SNL and the 2004 MTV Movie Awards.

Her filmography page from imdb: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0517820/

And then we're all going to hell.

well put...I'm gonna go buy some SPF 10 Trillion and an asbestos swim suit for the inevitable trip to the lake of fire that society is ready to embark upon.