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2004-06-27 02:26:31 PM


Quick, call the Meteor Police!
 
2004-06-27 07:53:45 PM
So?
 
2004-06-27 07:53:59 PM
Where the fark is Twizel?
 
2004-06-27 07:54:48 PM
"a consensus is building around the idea the meteor crashed to earth somewhere near Twizel."

Get ready for a rash of puns on "Twizzle".
 
2004-06-27 07:55:59 PM
Oh, sure. You laugh now but wait until your daughter comes home with a comet.

/got nuthin'
 
2004-06-27 07:58:09 PM
I knew that those twizzlers candies were no good.

/this is the dental assoc. thread, right?
 
2004-06-27 07:59:23 PM
Fo Shizzel my Twizel!
 
2004-06-27 08:08:26 PM
Is anyone pulling it around in a Red Flyer? Does it have a space peanut in it?
 
2004-06-27 08:09:18 PM
Suddenly Jim Carrey is going to be there in a white suit and mustache saying "And that's the way the cookie crumbles"
 
2004-06-27 08:09:50 PM
antjaw25:

 
2004-06-27 08:10:40 PM
Here comes the Oort cloud. Hellfire and brimstone will fall from the sky. This is the end. Repent sinners and be saved.
 
2004-06-27 08:12:05 PM

Oh those goofy advertising people!
 
2004-06-27 08:14:13 PM
Bah...probably nothing to worry about
 
2004-06-27 08:14:20 PM
 
2004-06-27 08:14:39 PM
In the town of Christchurch there is a Mosque, two Synonayges, a Hindu temple, one Wiccan circle with 25 male and female Witches in it...

/just had to have some fun with that town name
 
2004-06-27 08:17:05 PM
Can I just ask how somebody finds an article so small and insignifact?
Who's searching for these?
 
2004-06-27 08:17:15 PM
Still waiting for the good looking scientist guy to tell us what we can do to fight the meteor menace just like in the movies. Of course any excuse for the good looking to show up is welcomed.
 
2004-06-27 08:22:48 PM
Fo Shizzle!
 
2004-06-27 08:23:34 PM
Twizel? What's a Drexel...I mean a Twizel?
 
2004-06-27 08:28:35 PM
" Can I just ask how somebody finds an article so small and insignifact?Who's searching for these? "

They just ran out of naked iraqi prisoner pictures is all.
 
2004-06-27 08:41:01 PM

/bebop, anyone?
 
2004-06-27 08:42:53 PM
I blame the people of montana for this, they must be involved.
 
2004-06-27 08:43:55 PM
Posting of metoer reports on Fark, encourages more posting of metoer reports on Fark, encourages 'world is about to be deluged by meteor(s)" theories on Fark.
Soooo predictable. You might as well post reports of rainbows.

/now watch this drive
 
2004-06-27 08:44:34 PM
Also, I can't type worth shiat.

/cowers in humiliation
 
2004-06-27 08:53:45 PM
This, I imagine is another June Bootid (sorry about the lack of dieresis).
Expect more of these before the end of the month.
of course, given that they are a relatively new phenomenon, it's entirely possible that they were made up in an attempt to allay panic in these final days. If so,
It has been a pleasure working with you all....
Nearer, my God, to thee,
Nearer to me,
Nearer, My God, to thee.....
... exits, playing violin
 
2004-06-27 08:57:13 PM
Aussie Bloke warned us all.....
 
2004-06-27 09:02:08 PM
So is this one going to turn out to be a hoax too?
 
2004-06-27 09:06:36 PM
Twizel? That where the oompa loompas are from.
 
2004-06-27 09:13:42 PM
article...meh, headling... Two thumbs up
 
2004-06-27 09:15:33 PM
woodstock94
Aussie Bloke warned us all.....


Aussie bloke is a hoax.. he even used an alias, just wants to sell books!

it's normal for meteors to come down, except that fark is posting them all so it seems like there's more coming our way.

sort of like the flesh eating disease frenzy, it happens, but when news channels report it more often, it's like an epidemic.

in other news....

please vote in November for Kerry!!
Hack the PLANET!!!! [Voting Machines]
Dont let the creator of these machines give us another 4 years of bushwhacker!!!

HACK THE PLANET!!!!
 
2004-06-27 09:25:23 PM
Yeast Infection ?
Did you just try to turn a story about meteors into a political thread?
 
2004-06-27 09:29:02 PM
when the next really big one hits, my big bet is on the sewer dwellers surviving, but keep a boat handy, most of the third planet is covered with water.

/darken the skies will you?
 
2004-06-27 09:53:09 PM
I have read of more fireballs in the night sky in the last 3 weeks than I have read about my entire life. Something is up. Don't know what, but something. Wait, isn't it something is coming down? I don't know. I just wish the clouds would clear enough for me to see one. It's been cloudy here every night for the last several weeks. All these rocks are going to be done falling and I won't get to see so much as one. Just my luck.
 
2004-06-27 09:58:14 PM
It's probably just space junk.

Tomorrow's headline - "Sputnik wipes out Tacoma."
 
2004-06-27 09:58:33 PM
angrybuddist-
Please stay out of our global domination plans, we need a colony of warm locations to winter.
 
2004-06-27 09:59:35 PM
Free Luna!
 
2004-06-27 10:01:14 PM
in the idiotic words of our great leader: BRING 'EM ON!
 
2004-06-27 10:02:29 PM
PASADENA CONTROL: Was that a flare? See it? A green flare, coming from Mars,kind of a green mist behind it. It's getting closer. You see it, Bermuda?


/BECAUSE IT'S A ROCK.
 
2004-06-27 10:03:34 PM
THEY'RE TRASHING OUR RIGHTS!

TRASHING!
 
2004-06-27 10:06:37 PM
Somehow, somewhere, some idiot liberal will blame George bush for this!
 
2004-06-27 10:09:27 PM
I blame Bush
 
2004-06-27 10:16:48 PM
If kkklinton hadn't lied, Bush wouldn't have had to do this, you old liberal hippy douche.
 
2004-06-27 10:17:03 PM
I, for one, welcome our new meteor overlords.
 
2004-06-27 10:31:31 PM
Can't we all just...dance The Twizzle?

/Dick van Dyke...but of course!
 
2004-06-27 10:31:33 PM
Another strike? Don't those meteors make enough money as it is?
 
2004-06-27 10:38:00 PM
comslave
Somehow, somewhere, some idiot liberal will blame George bush for this!

he's screwing you even as we speak.....

outlaw_rudy
If kkklinton hadn't lied, Bush wouldn't have had to do this, you old liberal hippy douche.


you idiotic cowboy, stfu and go on believing what they feed you ... dumb redneck - even the name fits.. don't you love cheney screwing you up the arse... ride em cowslut
 
2004-06-27 10:50:42 PM
Twizel happens to be where the battle of pellanor fields was filmed.

I wish I didn't know that.
 
2004-06-27 11:10:23 PM
Ever since that whole AussieGuy thing (which was a sham) I have been looking for a site that shows frequency and location of metors and cannot. Any one have a link?
 
2004-06-27 11:30:48 PM
Ryoko - Brilliant. Thanks for bringing back the memories!
 
2004-06-27 11:32:05 PM
meteors don't strike the Earth, *meteorites* do.

/obligatory
 
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