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(MSNBC) NewsFlash Shooting at community college in South Florida   ( divider line
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2002-01-18 12:37:46 PM  
3 in one week- that's got to be a record.
2002-01-18 12:38:15 PM  
Make it stop.
2002-01-18 12:38:29 PM  
Pretty soon, Fark will just be putting up a number in the headline. Sad...
2002-01-18 12:38:38 PM  
Queen keeps goin' thru my skull...."...another one bites the dust, another bites the dust, huh huh, another one bites the dust...."
2002-01-18 12:38:38 PM  
....shot himself on the campus.

Would that be a fatal injury?
2002-01-18 12:38:42 PM  
2002-01-18 12:38:43 PM  
Obvious cause...not enough farking
2002-01-18 12:39:12 PM  
Is it at the one where the playmate is?
2002-01-18 12:39:52 PM  
Dllsgrlz: I saw that one coming. So stupid it is hilarious. Bravo.
2002-01-18 12:40:07 PM  

2002-01-18 12:40:14 PM  
I was reaching for something high in the closet and bumped my campus once. It hurt for a while, but went away. There was a bruise for 3 days.
2002-01-18 12:42:38 PM  
Bah, it's just community college, not like they're REAL students are anything...
2002-01-18 12:42:47 PM  
That sh|t is right around the corner from me god damn Florida is so fu<ked up.
2002-01-18 12:43:27 PM  
I suppose they suddenly realized how stupid they were in not being able to read the ballot correctly and couldn't take it anymore.
2002-01-18 12:43:37 PM  
Ugh, when will people get the clue? If they're going to shoot someone, they're going to goto jail. So why not make it worth your trouble, and head shot anything that moves? People these days... they have no real goals any more.
2002-01-18 12:43:51 PM  
"They said you were shot in the tabloids!"
"That bullet didn't come anywhere near my tabloids..."
2002-01-18 12:44:06 PM  
El Cerdo: That's the one. I thought the same thing.
2002-01-18 12:44:14 PM  
You crazy kids!

Crazy, crazy kids...

Still, Darwinism at work, I suppose.

It's not guns, it's people that kill people. But perhaps if the access to these guns was restricted to the point that you could only use them at a registered gun club, this sort of thing wouldn't happen.

But hell, that's commie hippy terrorist-hugger talk, an' Ah ain't frum rand heyar.
2002-01-18 12:44:17 PM  
Well, at least nobody was screwing a dog.
2002-01-18 12:44:31 PM  
Back when I was in school (2 years ago) we didn't go around shooting like crazy when we got bad grades or got made fun of. We just hid the pain and did drugs. What's wrong with these kids? (too much GTA 3)
2002-01-18 12:44:37 PM  
All the high-schoolers who managed not to shoot anyone in those four years are graduating into college.
2002-01-18 12:44:51 PM  
At least the high schools are safe again.
2002-01-18 12:44:52 PM  
Ahhhh, yes!
You know spring must be just around the corner.
The grass is turning green, the birds are singing, school kids are breaking out the heavy artillery...
2002-01-18 12:45:11 PM  
I blame lag.
2002-01-18 12:45:34 PM  
"DeVry. Reach for the sky."
2002-01-18 12:45:57 PM  
Soulburner what the hell is wrong with you?! dont you realize how hard it is to get a head shot after, like, the first one... ppl running here and there. all the screaming. i bet its kinda hard to keep your concentration, you know?
2002-01-18 12:47:32 PM  
...a male shot female in the head with a handgun, then shot himself on the campus.

I'm guessing that something like that would probably leave a scar.
2002-01-18 12:48:20 PM  
dammit neutrino, I almost spit code red mountain dew all over my keyboard.

I liked that line.
2002-01-18 12:49:42 PM  
Glad I could brighten your day a little...
2002-01-18 12:49:58 PM  
Ooooh!!! Another troll-bait article!
2002-01-18 12:50:07 PM  
Screw the regular students...someone needs to tell me if the Playmate is ok!

runs away...
2002-01-18 12:50:37 PM  
Started with high schools. Makes sense that they have graduated to community college.

Was he using a shotgun? That would make this generation "00", as in "double-ought".
2002-01-18 12:51:13 PM  
Put the fcuking guns down ALREADY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2002-01-18 12:52:33 PM  
Quit picking on us Floridians. There's gotta be shootings elsewhere and you're just ignoring them.
2002-01-18 12:53:28 PM  
Once again, I'll reprise...ahem..(clears throat)...

America, show us your guns!
2002-01-18 12:54:13 PM  

Boy, that wasn't an obvious troll.

Maybe if you had a different login to start your trolls, then you might get some people wound up. Always go for subtlety in starting a troll.
2002-01-18 12:55:15 PM  
Neutrino: Nice one. But the grass is rapidly turning red or something, I would think...
2002-01-18 12:55:30 PM  
Troll? help! Perhaps trolling for fish?
2002-01-18 12:55:47 PM  
Well, at least nobody was screwing a dog.
Huh... (looks up and quickly kicks dog out of the way)

2002-01-18 12:56:54 PM  
Scraping- you sad piece of arse, if you take note of the farking tone of my post you would see it wasn't trolling, I was sympathizing, you utter prick.

Don't be so keen to jump on my back just because Harmonia's left for the day. fark off and bother someone else.
2002-01-18 12:58:12 PM  
WHAT? Goatman is really Fb-?
2002-01-18 12:59:58 PM  
It looks like all those wacky kids from shootem-up-high have gone on to college. Damn i hate crappy sequals
2002-01-18 01:00:53 PM  
Stop shooting people, damnit.

Stupid motherfarkers*.

(no relation to the benevolent farkers of Fark)
2002-01-18 01:01:38 PM  
Trollin, Trollin, Trollin, keep them doggies trollin' Rawhide!

you don't have to understand 'em, just ride 'em, rope 'em, brand 'em

Ride 'em in rawhide
2002-01-18 01:02:45 PM  
Jeeze this used to be breaking news on CNN now they just break in for a few minutes and go on with other news.
2002-01-18 01:02:50 PM  
It was a domestic cause, not a school cause like the others.
2002-01-18 01:04:06 PM  
This is why I don't like people...
2002-01-18 01:05:07 PM  

You need a hobby, really.

I guess I missed that sympathetic tone through all the dripping sarcasm of your post.

2002-01-18 01:05:19 PM  
Man, every day the headlines just reinforces my belief for removing guns from citizens.
2002-01-18 01:06:47 PM  
No Nkosiki, they reinforce my belief in the need to remove some citizens from existence. Shuffle them loose the mortal coil. Make them go bang, fall down.
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