I'm sorry, but these things are freaking hilarious. Robert Cop, even though I knew what to expect, made me laugh. Hard.

Holy crap! I need to buy me a RobertCop, and I mean YESTERDAY!

Great stuff. But someone teach this guy some HTML. Red on white with a few pictures thrown in!?

He didn't even discuss the gameplay on that LCD Osama vs. USA game.

The 'Spicy Girls' are horrendous

Got to see about two toys.. site got farked.

Robert Cop!

/considered keeping it to myself, but then I realized I have a self-imposed moratorium on eBay spending....bid away!

I have a seperate collection of knock-off robots to complement my main Japanese Robot collection. This stuff is comedy gold! Nice to know there are others that enjoy the Island of Misfit Crap as much as I do.

GIS for 'girls power victoria':
Fugly

hmmm.... GIS for action figure

I've seen this before... is it a repost from like, a year ago?

Still funny though

I thought Gobots were the official fake transformers.

/old school

The fake WWF figures are gold.

http://www.bootlegactionfigures.com/wwfsinglehero.html

"Spider Hero" with one leg longer than the other. Classic stuff. Like Spiderman's physically challenged brother.

And the Bart Simpson doll that says "Fark you!" Comic gold. Check out his ears sewn to his neck. Beautiful.

Gobots' Battle Of The Rocklords was on HBO last week or so. Very lame part of my childhood.

One of the better articles I've seen here on FORK.

See, look, it's a Magnetbox, and here's a Sorny!

I jus went to Ferk and saw some Bloobies and Veiners!

man, I bought a RobertCop on eBay a while ago and gave it to my best friend for Christmas. He in turn just about gave his pants a turd. To this day I rue giving him that toy, and soon I'll be living in a house with him, reminded of my erroneous generosity daily.

I want to see some Transporners. or maybe not.

I've actually gone to electronics shows in Indiana and seen a whole boatload of Panasony equipment. There was even more car audio stuff like that but can't really remember much because its been so long ago.

Ha ha, Dodger! Now I want to see what other Bootleg versions of popular sites are out there.

where can i get my own knife-wielding green lantern?

They sell the Spader-Man and Yugi-Uh toys in Chinatown over here in L.A.

I've seen Spader-Man for sale on Varick Street, NYC.
It looked nothing like this guy...

LOL , Cowboy. Just what I was thinking...

This one is fun and teaches kids about alternative lifestyles!

Bootleg Bart stands about nine inches tall. His clothes cannot be removed.

/'nuff said

Putita_Caliente you owe me news eyes. Is that doll for the short bus crowd or something?

Star Knight is GOLD.



Darth Vader, motorcycle cop.

Words. They fail me.

Did anyone click on the Pokemon link? There's a bullshiat cease & desist letter from Nintendo telling him that he's violating Nintendo's copyright by posting pictures of the bootleg toys. Check this out:

http://www.bootlegactionfigures.com/nomorepokemon.html

Reminds me back in Desert Storm in Saudi they had all these bootleg tapes with misspellings on the labels like "Lesson to your heart" by Roxette and a song by Gordon Lightfood

I used to have a bootleg Pokemon figure that was named only "Walking of Fairy." Wish I had a scan I could post, just to stick it to the Nintendo Man.

Mommy, I want a Bafmensch and Grobbin doll!


/You guys wanna go see Spiedermann?

Its nice to see a simple site without all the stupid Javascript and stuff. Hooray for simplicity!

/CLI user

I'm sorry. Just, nothing can top the ninja turtles GUN.

http://www.bootlegactionfigures.com/turtlegun1.jpg

I remember the cheap TMNT knockoffs. The Star Wars bootlegs are the best, though. Check Yoda out:



Use the meth, yes!

I always wanted a Nick Berg doll!

I bounced in here thinking that this thread would have some lighthearted but not-that-funny geek humor about toys that are "factually inaccurate". Because, you know, geeks laugh (or get wildly upset) about action hero dolls that don't look like the actors, or things like that. Another X-Entertainment style feature.

Well, I must say I was wrong. RobertCop and Star Knight are in another universe of funny. And don't forget the Ninja Turtles Gun.

Bah... read the headline without looking at the tag and i thought it was gonna be a kick-ass photoshop contest!

/bummed

(not that i have PS or enter anyways, theyre just fun to read)

I picked up a few of the Batman figures at the 99cent store. They made me laugh so much I had to have them.

Space Knight is not a bootleg, it is a true postmodern work of art.

"Hhhhhhh... Give me hhhhhh your license and registration hhhhh..."

The Cricket: nice. Fine family fun, I give it two very enthusiastic thumbs up!

blind Harry Potter monkey?