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(   Crikey. Croc Hunter to star in own movie. Will be bigger than James Bond   ( divider line
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2549 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Jan 2002 at 3:22 PM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-01-18 03:24:49 PM  
we knew this already
2002-01-18 03:25:35 PM  
Yeah.. I've known this for like two months.
2002-01-18 03:26:47 PM  
"Now lets see what happens when I stick my thumb up 'is bum."
2002-01-18 03:27:12 PM  
I didn't know about this.
Now that I do know, I really don't care that much.
2002-01-18 03:28:46 PM  

Irwin admits that financially he is "set" from sales of the documentaries and merchandise.

But he claims "every cent" goes to expanding Australia Zoo or conservation projects.

Riiiiiiiight. Suuuuuurrrrrrrre. Greed is the one human constant in the universe.
Oh, add one more to that - stupidity.
2002-01-18 03:31:43 PM  
this is one guy that you KNOW will have a camera crew onhand for his untimely demise.

can you believe he named his daughter (Bindie Sue) was named after a freakin' crocodile?
2002-01-18 03:32:02 PM  
This could be the worst movie in the history of film making.
2002-01-18 03:32:06 PM  
Is this yahoo serious?
2002-01-18 03:41:19 PM  

(the old-ass link AND the movie)
2002-01-18 03:48:05 PM  
Irwin said he expected the film - Collision Course - to be the first in a series similar to the James Bond movies.

[image from too old to be available]

2002-01-18 03:56:22 PM  
OK, maybe I'm not quite as well-versed as some of my fellow farkers on here, thus I haven't heard of this.

However, now that I have, this movie sounds absolutely dreadful.
2002-01-18 04:01:41 PM  
I bet the movie is being made by Disney and rated G, or being made by that Dreamidontknowtherestofthename movie producing place and rated PG-13.
2002-01-18 04:11:33 PM  
Just look at his face and that rediculous expression he's sporting.
Does this guy have Down's Syndrome?
2002-01-18 04:11:41 PM  
CSB I got it --- ughhhhhhh he he
2002-01-18 04:16:42 PM  
Okay, this guy was funny the first time I saw the show, but now it's too much. There's a Crocodile Hunter game at Target. Someone need to put this guy out of him misery (or my misery). Marlin Perkins could kick this guys ass.
2002-01-18 04:27:57 PM  
This guy is soooo yesterday dot com.
2002-01-18 04:37:50 PM  
He is gonna be in the new Jackass movie also with steve O lil man and the whole bit. There filming in AU now also
2002-01-18 04:39:13 PM  
Hey, look at me, I got a dang crocodile for a hand. Whoopa dee doo.

Gimme a break.
2002-01-18 04:40:18 PM  
he is going to "mount" a female croc for fun
2002-01-18 04:41:43 PM  
Hahahaha I thought you said blinded sue.
2002-01-18 04:43:07 PM  
Well, 2001 is over, and we can no longer call Glitter the Worst Movie of the Year. Good to see that Steve-o is reaching for that dubious distinction.
2002-01-18 04:44:34 PM  

Jeff Corwin
would kick his ass in a movie. He can grab any snake than the Croc Hunter can, plus he's funny as shiat.
2002-01-18 04:48:30 PM  
Oompaloompa, do I smell Celebrity Deathmatch?
2002-01-18 04:52:23 PM  
Thought something stinked.

That's not you?
2002-01-18 04:53:21 PM  
[image from too old to be available]
2002-01-18 05:04:48 PM  
It might be....i *did* have a lot of vodka last night... =P
2002-01-18 05:15:34 PM  
This guy's gonna be a big movie star, in a Yahoo Serious, Carottop kind of way.
2002-01-18 05:24:39 PM  
Cool! I can't wait! This is going to be almost as good as that sitcom with Emeril in it!

Whaddya mean it was canceled?!
2002-01-18 06:03:47 PM  
I hold Australia responsible for this.
2002-01-18 06:21:16 PM  
Anyone else save the pic of him from the article? I smell photoshopping opportunity...
2002-01-18 07:04:15 PM  
"Just look at his face and that rediculous expression he's sporting.
Does this guy have Down's Syndrome?"

no ogre, he's just australian.
2002-01-18 07:26:48 PM  
we can only hope the movie will be as good as those of Irwin's hero:

[image from too old to be available]

What's really creepy, however, is the site the picture came from.
2002-01-18 07:28:08 PM  
Oh yeah...the site is here

File it under "too much information"
2002-01-18 07:51:41 PM  
Thatguy: Okay...I was dumb enough to check that site out. What kind of freak...

I don't even want to know.
2002-01-18 08:05:47 PM  
Ok, time to take inventory. Let's see.
200 angry mobsters. Check!
50 torches. Check!
87 pitchforks. Check!
45 shotguns. Check!
50 hounds. Check!
A partridge n a pear tree. Check!
That should be sufficent enough.
2002-01-18 08:09:19 PM  
Glenlivid: I suppose I should mention that the site same courtesy of a google image search for Paul Hogan.

I would suggest that you go here instead:

img.fark.netView Full Size
2002-01-18 09:57:24 PM  
Thatguy Gee, thanks for the link. So how the hell do thy know who is and isn't clipped? What do you do, write them and ask? "Excuse me, Mr. Connery, but I have some questions concerning your wiener"
2002-01-18 10:59:29 PM  
Crikey! Look at the boobies on that sheela!
2002-01-18 11:52:56 PM  
what is it with u guys and the Croc Hunter. Man he isnt really that big over ehre. Ive met him. Was at his park about an hour from my place and was walking through the croc area and he walks up to me and says i hope ur haivng a nice day and keeps on going
2002-01-19 11:09:48 PM  
They must not get animal planet in australia... He's like ants.. you can never get rid of em. =)
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