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		Man gets harpooned in the face by what appears to be Satan and survives (with freaky x-ray of harpooned skull) (news.bbc.co.uk)		118
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Zhaba		2004-06-24 01:05:05 PM

Aaaaahhhhh. I'm going to have a hard time getting that image, well, out of my head.

/ouch

FalloutBoy		2004-06-24 01:06:02 PM

That's what happens when you pee in the ocean.

steelbean		2004-06-24 01:09:43 PM

FalloutBoy that's hilarious.

NuttierThanEver		2004-06-24 01:13:40 PM

Filthy human get your farking hands off my daughters sea shells.

CarolynLibrarian		2004-06-24 01:16:13 PM

Ho. Lee. Fark. That's gotta smart...

Gecko Gingrich		2004-06-24 01:29:40 PM

Affray?

shaunklink		2004-06-24 01:30:04 PM

whats affray?

//crazy brits

brap		2004-06-24 01:37:57 PM

Want some Trident?

Sure, my breath reeks.

Eat uberfork farkface!

GAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! Do you have any Dentene? GAAAAAHHHHH!

Spacemarinekilla		2004-06-24 01:38:31 PM

Dayumn. That was awesome. I gotta find a bigger version of that pic.

IXI Jim IXI		2004-06-24 01:44:25 PM

That teenager learned a valuable life lession...how to live with no depth perception ;)

Jules_Winnfield		2004-06-24 02:02:37 PM

is there something in my eye?

Seth_J		2004-06-24 02:03:44 PM

Wow... that headline is way off..

SockMonkeyHolocaust		2004-06-24 02:05:47 PM

"This is what happens when you fark a stranger in the ass"

ChewbaccaJones		2004-06-24 02:16:56 PM

/had to be done

oxxymoron		2004-06-24 02:26:14 PM

I taste metal.

lordargent		2004-06-24 02:40:28 PM

lordargent		2004-06-24 02:41:24 PM

Heh

/ spent too much time playing with blending on the text
/ needs to refresh more often

doccm9		2004-06-24 02:51:21 PM

I can't stop giggling at a classic cliche with a new implementation.

hensonkid		2004-06-24 03:01:47 PM

Only slightly well less known is this: Never bring a face to a harpoon fight.

ChewbaccaJones		2004-06-24 03:02:46 PM

lordargent - Your pic wins since it doesn't have the
dopey "photodump" logo.

NuttierThanEver		2004-06-24 03:20:12 PM

We need to set this kid up to meet the Frog Gun guy

JangoFett		2004-06-24 03:22:19 PM

After reading the article it appears the kid who was speared first stabbed the guy who speared him.

So my official opinion on this story is...

HA-HA!!

Fark lesson of the day: Don't bring a knife to a gun fight, even if it is a spear gun.

Abzzstain		2004-06-24 03:30:01 PM

Four out of five dentists prefer Trident for their patients who get stabbed in the face.

Dr.Knockboots		2004-06-24 05:11:11 PM

sorta looks like Brad Pitt from Oceans 11 when he was playing a doctor.
i cant find a pic of it hough.
a little help please.

xkenny13		2004-06-24 05:15:05 PM

Ouch!! That's gonna leave a mark...

ChewbaccaJones		2004-06-24 05:51:46 PM

I feel bad for the guy - he's got to go around the rest of his life with the nickname "shishkaface"

petpeeves		2004-06-24 08:07:44 PM

I think he got the point.

MrNeutron		2004-06-24 08:10:28 PM

A harpoon gun is England?

That's like the equivalent of packin an 50 caliber machine gun in Texas.

Jeffy Jeff		2004-06-24 08:10:35 PM

Well stab me in the face and...

never mind.

Rain Shadow		2004-06-24 08:11:23 PM

I'm sorry but that's just funny.

DinoVomit		2004-06-24 08:12:19 PM

Idiot deserved it. They should have left it in.

zorgon		2004-06-24 08:13:13 PM

Let that be a lesson to you petty house invaders: fark not with a scuba diver.

neoethos		2004-06-24 08:15:27 PM

I've said it before, when harpoons are outlawed, only criminals ... er ... waitaminnit ...

Uglysad		2004-06-24 08:15:59 PM

I love anything involving some sort of stabbing or impaling or something that follows with the term "in the face"
Harpoon'd in the face
Stabb'd in the face
Shot in the face
Kill'd in the face

ok, that last one doesn't work, but you get the idea...

//If you disagree with me, its a dagger in the face for you

ArcadianRefugee		2004-06-24 08:16:50 PM

...one charge of grievous bodily harm...

He attacked Gary Oldman?

/Fcuk you, Lucas

kinnschmerzen		2004-06-24 08:17:07 PM

sorta looks like Brad Pitt from Oceans 11 when he was playing a doctor.

with added Matt Damon, also from the above movie.

modernhamlet		2004-06-24 08:18:09 PM

Nevermind the pic (though it's cool.)

RTFA. You Brits have some messed up shiat goin' on over on that side of the pond too. Your teens are out of farking control.

Waldo Jeffers		2004-06-24 08:20:17 PM

I don't know why, but I laughed at that headline harder then I've laughed at anything on the internet short of some onion articles. The "by what appears to be Satan" and then that guy's smug smile...gold

Jean-Puc_Licard		2004-06-24 08:20:48 PM

A harpoon gun is England?

I don't think so, how could all those people fit?

Zippy_da_Midget		2004-06-24 08:23:00 PM

This should have the follow up tag. We got to see the most excellent x-ray many moons ago.

TheProtong		2004-06-24 08:24:53 PM

...well stick a fork in me, cause I'm done!

Johnny Starkiller		2004-06-24 08:26:55 PM

And the little farker was acquitted after stabbing him in the chest with a knife!

One less eye but he got off light.

Mulambo		2004-06-24 08:27:49 PM

punk deserved what he got. as a farker above said, isn't that like a heavy calibre weapon there being guns are illegal or something? somebody illuminate

Philbb		2004-06-24 08:28:47 PM

affray

Main Entry: 1affray
Pronunciation: &-'frA
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Middle French, from affreer to startle
: FRAY, BRAWL

Main Entry: 2affray
Function: transitive verb
Etymology: Middle English affraien, from Middle French affreer
archaic : STARTLE, FRIGHTEN

I still don't get it. He was jailed of 18 months for startling the guy with a knife to the chest?

DrSandyBeech		2004-06-24 08:29:44 PM

They still running episodes of Sea Hunt in England? Lloyd Bridges would be proud.

MOSPEADA		2004-06-24 08:30:51 PM

ARROWED!!

er, HARPOONED!!

//ouch, my skin. . .

sk0undrel		2004-06-24 08:30:54 PM

Only farkin cowards need to roll up with gangs to a girls house. The guy came out, stood up to three scumbags, defended his girlfriend and put a harpoon through some arshole's face even after getting stabbed near the heart!! WELL DONE MAN!!

CFster		2004-06-24 08:32:16 PM

Ouch! That's gotta sting.

How about a nice cold Mike's Hard Lemonade?

DragoonDM		2004-06-24 08:32:30 PM

Looks like it's time for a Mike'sTM

fumbisiman		2004-06-24 08:37:26 PM

well, for those of us following the news, this has been going on for a while. for the rest who will not RTFA.......Perp stabbed dude in chest. dude shiats pants, grabs trident-spear-'o'-death.....plans to scare perp....ooooops, my bad....perp+1 trident-spear-'o'-death...12 of your best & finest decide that dude was in fact uber-dude. Tha Ende, Dude is teh win!!!!!!1111

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