"Oh honeey! C'mere! I want you to try something for a couple years"
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yeah something tells me i don't need this fruit...but i know a friend who'd kill for a bunch.

...unfortunately it also causes explosive diarrhea.

Did anyone else notice that this article is on a PAKISTANI site?

I don't know about any of you, but I just can't wait to start getting spam in my inbox about this stuff.

Last line - Model Paola Ruiz told Las Ultimas Noticias: If I dont eat the Aguaje I have to go to the gym. I could eat 25 in a day. ananova

Ananova? *cough**cough**cough*

If only they knew this in Gilligan's day.

An Ananova article on a Pakistani web site. Hmmm.

aguaje

Order now!! Possible side effects include... explosive diarrhea!!

Best aphrodisiac for women? A ride on the back of a Harley followed by two glasses of red wine.

/please use this information responsibly.

I thought ananova was a tabloid type source until I saw this.

I figured this is would be any easy story to disprove. I went to patent and trademarks office and sure enough it's legitimate. MS has patented human skin as an electronic medium.

If they are verifying their sources, what makes them less legitimate than any other news source?

Paola Ruiz says, "Aguaje juice does a curvy body good!"

" ... Fans of the fruit say eating it for a few months can help women develop voluptuous curves. ... "

Translation: The high glycemic index of this food will force the body of anyone who eats it to store fat, thus being useful for extending the breasts and hips of women.

Been there, done that?

Thank you, God!

#but how does it take mixed with vodka?

Peruvian women?
I hate to sound racist, but Peruvian women are by and large of the Indian stock, which in the Euro-influenced ideals of female beauty means short and stocky. They're beautiful in a photographic way, but not likely to stir an erection on most westerners used to a torso. Adding a few more curves might work, but it's on a short-wheelbase chassis.

Jest sayin'

Dear Halfmast,
Please see the above photo presented by ju66l3r.
I rest my case.
Uh, wait... I'd hit it first, then rest my case.
Cheers,
SDB

caguru:

I've never found anything wrong with Ananova. I've monitored it since its launch in 1999/2000. Their original popularity came from their development of the talking-head artifical-personality-newscaster. She IS Ananova.

When you view the telecasts from the site, they aren't (supposed to be) recordings made earlier. They are (were once upon a time) real-time streaming animations of voice & gestures, caused by a reaction to the text being read. She's supposed to smile for humorous news and be serious for plane crashes.

What would be required to genitically modify peaches to possess that active ingredient?

Just asking.

Halfmast Trousers
OMFG... "short wheelbase chassis"

Thanks for knocking me outta my chair with Teh Funnay.

/I'd balance and rotate it...

SuzukiDirtBike:

She is hot, for sure and I'd hit it like ... but anyway.

What I meant to say is that she's not a typical Peruvian. She's the Euro-class "Castilian" babe. The population with short stature, the blankets and long noses and little pan-flute bands are what I'm talking about. They are actually quite beautiful, but from a sex appeal angle, they're not going to make even the PC-approved Latino pride sex angle. In other words, when men of European or Euro-influenced background (and this includes nearly all PC types) imagine what they desire in a woman, it rarely includes "very short and thick -- yeah, like that Peruvian woman!" I wish it were otherwise, but millions of penii support me.

They're great people, by the way.

...But can it hold a date-rape drug?

/and im going to hell
//just waiting for that handbasket

"you show me a tropical fruit and I'll show you a cocksucker from Guatamala."-George Carlin

"Today's...brought you by..." are only to be used for things that happen or seemingly happen every day. It has to be the most annoying headline cliche.

late post. Reminds me of Jasta, with Gurrana (or however you spell that stuff)

Whenever I hear the phrase "explosive diarrhea," which isn't often, I am reminded of a friend's story of her trip to a Greek island where she rode a donkey up a narrow mountain trail. She said the scenery was nice but the donkey ahead of her had explosive diarrhea. Somehow the idea of explosive diarrhea seems about 100 times worse coming out of a donkey.

You show me a tropical fruit, I'll show you a cocksucker from Guatamala.

Uponst viewing the pictures of Paola Ruiz, there may be more than Mother Nature to be creditted for those curves.

Halfmast Where would Trinity Loren fit into your spectrum? I think she was Peruvian-Irish mix. Short, stocky, but definitely buxom.

Hey, that's the fruit I ate right before my dick shriveled up and fell off.

And then... explosive diarrhea!

/wanted in on the repetitiveness

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/I like overused cliches