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(Some Guy)   Cops sell doughnuts in fundraiser; promise not to eat all doughnuts before completing delivery   (thewmurchannel.com) divider line 23
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2004-06-23 07:32:27 PM
Day old, make that decade old, donut/cop jokes.

- Not so fresh
 
2004-06-23 08:36:54 PM
I thought cops were supposed to avoid donuts to kill off the "rumor" that they are fat and out of shape?
 
2004-06-23 08:39:39 PM
 
2004-06-23 08:42:56 PM
poop on me
 
2004-06-23 08:43:57 PM
Bad_CRC did you not read the line that said they are capitalizing on an old cliche to "raise some cash"
 
2004-06-23 08:44:59 PM
Maybe they should ask Murphy to sell them, I hear he isn't really into dounuts.
 
2004-06-23 08:45:18 PM
I was working this event for "Project Graduation" and the cop there seeing us keeping the leftover donuts, chimed in "Hey, don't you know we get all the donuts?"

/it was funny to me
//you had to be there
 
2004-06-23 08:49:49 PM
I'm not a cop, therefore I love donuts in public. Meaning I love to eat them.
 
2004-06-23 08:55:52 PM
"sorry son, but you cant participate in the funeral this time"
would all the officers leave the funeral if they got a report of a bank robbery or hostage situation across town, all units called?
haha, they deliver in full uniform. i once saw a fire fighter in the UPS store. the fire truck was double parked outside...
 
2004-06-23 09:03:45 PM
I don't get the irony.
 
2004-06-23 09:12:13 PM
Mmmm...Krispy Kreme...aaggghhh....
 
2004-06-23 09:13:03 PM
 
2004-06-23 09:25:46 PM
"Dude, thanks for the donuts. These suckers are really gonna taste good, 'cause I'm so high."
 
2004-06-23 10:09:20 PM
Mmmm....forbidden donut.
 
2004-06-23 10:18:00 PM
Has anyone pointed out the lack of irony in this ironic post yet?

Wait, isn't me asking that ironic?

Is me asking THAT ironic?

What about that? Wasn't that irony?

It must suck to not know what irony is.
 
2004-06-23 10:36:55 PM
Once, while handcuffed to a chair, i told a cop to go eat some farking donuts. He responded by inquiring whether or not I would enjoy being taken out back and being beaten to a bloody pulp.

The joke wasn't so funny at that point.
 
2004-06-23 10:38:29 PM
I remember a high speed chase story (could just be urban legend) in LA that had the bad guys stealing a Donut truck. They were instructed not to pursue and allow the Helicopter to chase only, as the ensuing News of the event would see a plethora of men in blue running down a donut truck.
 
2004-06-23 10:41:53 PM
I don't feel safe using the word ironic. What if I use the word wrong?
 
2004-06-23 11:24:15 PM
Irony is dead!

Subjective realism instead.
 
2004-06-24 12:44:35 AM
Blacks smoke crack, Whites can't dance, Cops eat donuts.

Can we get just one more tired old sterotype in today?
 
2004-06-24 01:03:42 AM
HedCheez

chinks eat cats ?

happy now ?
 
2004-06-24 01:21:52 AM
You forgot that Jews are cheap, but yeah. I am happy now.
 
2004-06-24 02:08:01 AM
Is this related to the "weed stolen from Memphis evidence locker" story?
 
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