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(Yahoo)   So what is the deal with that strange bracelet Bill Clinton has been wearing last couple of years?   (story.news.yahoo.com) divider line 137
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2004-06-22 09:17:11 PM
"The meaning of "is" is... "
 
2004-06-22 09:17:21 PM
its those gel bracelets that he collects from his interns?
 
2004-06-22 09:17:25 PM
promise keeper? (to his wife...)

Or would that just be a very big ball and chain?
 
2004-06-22 09:18:07 PM
It's a friendship bracelet from Lewinski. Because she, like, totally digs him.
 
2004-06-22 09:18:14 PM
Monica's clit ring.
 
2004-06-22 09:18:22 PM
a trophy from a intern?
 
2004-06-22 09:18:24 PM
It's so he won't forget "Don't have sex with interns"?
 
2004-06-22 09:18:25 PM
I bet this is the question to life, the universe, and everything...
 
2004-06-22 09:18:36 PM
Alzheimer's protection.
 
2004-06-22 09:18:44 PM
UffDa - maybe it just shocks the shiat out of him and the button is held by one of hillary's man hating interns.
/full of shiat.
 
2004-06-22 09:18:52 PM
Well, if you see Bill Clinton in the hall, and you rip teh bracelet off his hands, that means he has to touch your winky.
 
2004-06-22 09:18:55 PM
i hear that he has to give you a blowjob if you pull it off his wrist.
 
2004-06-22 09:18:59 PM
WWBD

What Would Buddah Do?
 
2004-06-22 09:19:32 PM
It's woven from Hillary's pubies?

/got nuthin...
 
2004-06-22 09:20:17 PM
It's a welcome bracelet from Columbia. Take that Smoking Gun!
 
2004-06-22 09:20:18 PM
seocfokka

Hah! I win, one to nuthin'!
 
2004-06-22 09:20:39 PM
My theory is that it's like a hidden code that stoners and hippie-types pick up on subconciously that makes them feel a sense of camaradarie and kinship with Clinton, and therefore, like him (the politician's driving fire).

Either that, or he's trying to pick up babes.
 
2004-06-22 09:20:52 PM
Did ya see his shoes at the 60 Minutes interview? For shame!
 
2004-06-22 09:20:56 PM
well, come on we all know it is one of those silly bracelets teens give their lovers....so i imagine it is a left over from his monica days.......or hell, maybe his odd looking daughter gave it to him.......all i know is my 10 year old has one, as do most of the 'going together' kids do...i think my son is going with nichole
 
2004-06-22 09:21:30 PM
Illuminati friendship bracelet.
 
2004-06-22 09:21:51 PM
Actually, he's not wearing a bracelet. It's just a part of the vast right-wing conspiracy.
 
2004-06-22 09:22:29 PM
Spare cockring.
 
2004-06-22 09:22:33 PM
It's my sphincter. How he got it, I have no idea.
 
2004-06-22 09:23:13 PM
If there was ever a thread more deserving of voting...

It's probably some buddist thing.
 
2004-06-22 09:23:47 PM

Jeez, ever hear of Google? Clinton bracelet, damn that was hard.

From the Clinton Presidential Center website:

So I support that, and it's important. I also think we should do more to help our friends fight terrorism from Indonesia to the Philippines to Colombia. I wear this bracelet on my wrist and have since June the 27th of last year because some kids gave it to me I have sort of semi-adopted from Columbia. They're called the Vianoto children. They live in a village surrounded by the narco traffickers and their terrorist supporters. Thirty-five percent of the oldest democracy in Latin America is in the hands of narco traffickers and terrorists. Not in the Middle East, but in your back yard in Colombia. And these children sing for peace.

So I went down there for the second time and I said I would come to the President and the incoming President, who wanted me to come and plead with the businesspeople to keep investing in Colombia. I said I will, if you'll bring the Vianotto children to sing and dance for me. I actually had them come and perform at the White House on my last Christmas there. And they came with their sponsor, the Colombian Culture Minister, a wonderful woman known only by her first name in Colombia, Consuelo. Oh the terrorists hated these kids, but they couldn't kill them, so they murdered Consuelo. And now her niece has had the courage to become the Culture Minister of Colombia and to support the Vianoto children. This is something we have to do. We have to help other countries. So when President Bush agreed to continue support of the plan Colombia Program we started and said that it should even be broader, I was grateful. We have to help our friends fight terror. And the more we help them to do it, the less we'll have to go there and do it ourselves.
 
2004-06-22 09:23:49 PM
it's not a bracelet - he sawed through the handcuffs hillary put on him.
 
2004-06-22 09:23:56 PM
hillary's cack ring.
 
2004-06-22 09:24:28 PM
How cute. He must have had a pajama party and braded friendship bracelets with his friends.
 
2004-06-22 09:24:30 PM
Alien mind control device. Obviously.
 
2004-06-22 09:24:37 PM
It's a headband for his shrunken head collection.

Uh, why isn't there voting on a thread like this?
 
2004-06-22 09:26:32 PM


Looks like somebody needs blepharoplasty.

Next on Extreme Makeover!--WMZ
 
2004-06-22 09:27:34 PM
It's funny because he farked an intern!!!1!1!!!

/redundant
 
2004-06-22 09:28:26 PM
I wear this bracelet on my wrist and have since June the 27th of last year because some kids gave it to me I have sort of semi-adopted from Columbia. They're called the Vianoto children.


he's sooooo banged one of the Vianoto children...


/42 is still my hero
 
2004-06-22 09:29:41 PM
Does ANYONE, besides his publisher (spit) or laywers (sic)(spitspitspit) give a crap about anything that has anything to do with Bill Clawinski?

Just wondered~
 
2004-06-22 09:30:07 PM
I love Bill. He's HOT.

/Bubba groupie-wannabe intern
 
2004-06-22 09:32:18 PM

Actually, I found this part to be damn funny:

wanted me to come and plead with the businesspeople to keep investing in Colombia. I said I will, if you'll bring the Vianotto children to sing and dance for me. I actually had them come and perform at the White House on my last Christmas there.


Dance Colombian child, dance or we will send you back!
 
2004-06-22 09:32:21 PM
stephenv:

Party pooper.
 
2004-06-22 09:33:03 PM
black-sex
red-outdoor sex
orange kiss
green-hug
yellow-french
clear-anything you want
purple-hold hands
silver-fisting
white-flash
gold-gay kiss
brown-vibrate
glow in the dark-sex toy
blue-blow

so i would assume that clinton likes outdoor fisting.
 
2004-06-22 09:33:47 PM
/42 is still my hero

he's no. 2 to a lot of us as well.
 
2004-06-22 09:35:22 PM
1. Positively charged ions give him vitality and health
2. After talking to Madonna, has decided to change his name to Mordechai.
 
2004-06-22 09:36:08 PM
You see, neocons, how people can have non-partisian fun? Well, pretty much anyway.
 
2004-06-22 09:37:01 PM
I sure do miss Clinton being are president.
Clinton was a great president.
Just think how different the country is today with the neocons in charge then it was when Clinton was running the show.
I'd bet money that deep down even your average republican(not the neocons) think Clinton was a great president.(Of course they would never admitt it:)
 
2004-06-22 09:38:16 PM
It's a combination GPS/Home detention device
 
2004-06-22 09:39:00 PM
"Does ANYONE, besides his publisher (spit) or laywers (sic)(spitspitspit) give a crap about anything that has anything to do with Bill Clawinski?

"Just wondered~"


Ought to see someone about that excessive salivation problem, buck69. Could be something serious...
 
2004-06-22 09:39:43 PM
Let me be the first to say...



IT'S NOOOOT MEEEELTIIIING!!!!
 
2004-06-22 09:41:30 PM
Did I miss the "news" on the site? Cuz I swear I saw a picture of him SHAKING HANDS trying to be passed off as news...
 
2004-06-22 09:41:38 PM
TheRealShadowspawn
so i would assume that clinton likes outdoor fisting.

Who doesn't!? Oh, fisTing.... oh.. ohhhhh.. um....
 
2004-06-22 09:42:02 PM
he's no. 2 to a lot of us as well.


he's my no. 2, also...behind no. 1, FDR.
 
2004-06-22 09:43:02 PM
stephenv

Great. I wasn't aware that also the DNC thinks that anybody who carries a gun in a threatening manner who is not duly appointed to do so by a sitting government is a 'terrorist'.

We used to call those guys "guerillas" - unless we agreed with their stated ideology, then they were "freedom fighters"
 
2004-06-22 09:43:55 PM

Kisballa, Karmball, Klanballa, Klubsandwich... whatever the trendy pseudo-Jewish nonsense Esther nee Madonna nee the stupid Slut that thought she could sing from the 90's.


He is going to change his name to Priapism.

 
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