heather is smoking hotttttttttttttt!

Yes this is what the Hanson twins should really look like.

Not that I... uh... rent those kinds of movies... but has she made any?

Knock Kock.

Who's there?

Emerson.

Emerson Who?

'Emerson nice tits, biiotch!

Very cute, tho with that tan I give her 5 years before the plastic surgeons start jacking up her face.

5 very fappable years - and the pictures are forever, or until the site is farked.

i'd hit it even wiyh the wife in the house..

DAMN she's cute

heh I actually sent this link in email to my dad. I'm sure he'll enjoy this =P

cute face but those tits scare me.........

.........oh what the hell, i'd hit it

recockulous: best "I'd hit it" pic EVAR!

Peter: If you could be stranded on a desert island with any woman in the world, who would it be?
Glen Quagmire: Taylor Hanson.
Joe Swanson: Taylor Hanson is a guy.
Glen Quagmire: [Laughs] You guys are yankin' me. "Hey, let's put one over on Quagmire."
Peter: No, he's actually a guy, Quagmire.
Glen Quagmire: What? That's insane. That's impossible.
[Pause]
Glen Quagmire: Oh god. Oh my god. I've got all these magazines. Oh god.

Maybe she's Taylor's sister..

I'd Mmmmm bop it. She's entirely, undeniably, unquestionably hittable.

fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap

/To those kittens about to die, we salute you

wow, a girl farkers and i can finally agree on. some of you opt for the "naturals," whose lower levels of physical beauty turn you on because in your mind you have more of a chance with her. but i guess no one can deny miss heather hanson.

Something went wrong with her nipples. Meh, but the tan! AHHHHH. I'd say 40-60% silicone. Poor kittens and it's on Fathers Day, no less.

//I'd hit it...REALLY HARD...with my HEAD!

how many pounds of silicone are in there?

My father would hit it.

thats hot.

Them are quite fake, but me likey! Meow...!

Uhhh... her breasts look like coconuts stuffed into her chest. Not my thing really... I tend to like natural breasts... or at least natural looking.

JohnnyC
you are GAY.

/she is super hot

where's that pic of the geek guy saying he wouldn't hit it...?
Quite appropiate for all the asexual-farkers saying they wouldn't hit it.

lmfao putita_caliente

The "geek guy saying he wouldn't hit it" should be auto-posted at the beginning of every Boobies thread to get it out of the way.

Nice face, let's see what it actually looks like before makeup. Most hotties look completely average without makeup unless they have really striking features (like Minnie Driver, Julia Roberts, Sigourney Weaver, etc).

Ridiculous tits, but at least they hid the scars. They almost ruined her puffies, which would be a crime against humanity.

The top plastic surgeon in Beverly Hills folds the implants half under the breast tissue to give them a more realistic (i.e. no top melon effect) look. Don't have any links to sample images, sorry.

Shucks orrinbloquy I'll have to see if I can find something on that ...... not that I'm getting that done ( like mine the way they are ) ... just curious to see the end result of what you are saying .... actually someone else wants to see the end result ( right honey? ) ... lol

So what if her tig ol' bitties are fake, I'd hit her until the sun came up the next day!

what's up Pandoras Box?

Her face is actually really cute in person.

Those boobies are undeniably gross.

/couldn't hit it if he tried

You can still see the scars.

/Ready to throw up

2 kittens dead......

Well, I see the Homosexual Avengers are out in force, projecting their preferences on anyone who wouldn't hit something with two legs and an axe wound.

Pretty face, shame what she did to her chest.

Could they have airbrushed her face a little more??

Ummm, that's sarcasm folks!

*sigh*

^^Someone needs banninated. Not funny, may never be funny.

And why is that pic funny? Idiot

and

B) Those might be the nicest pair of fake boobies i've ever seen

I think what people need to realize is that the more inapproprate something is, the funnier it is.

Tasteless humour has never slowed me down before, heh.

{Anyone interested in my collection of dead baby jokes? /jk}

Happy Father's day, indeed. I'm sure her pops is mighty proud. I know she makes me stand tall.

orrinbloquy

Think this might be the doctor in question...and even if it's not, he does some pretty damned fine work across the board.

Dr. Corbin's Work (procedure photos obviously NSFW)

I'm a father....hooah

Verily I have been Farking for nigh unto three generations of man and I say unto you, my children, that this be the most glorious link EVAH.

Wow

In a related note, the first 5 farkettes to send pictures of their boobies to aspaas at gmail.com will get an invite!

wow....faptastic.