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  2012-12-25 03:24:35 PM  
Bäh. Håmbøg.
 
  2012-12-25 05:00:02 PM  
MERRY TITANIUM WELDING/FABRICATING!!!
 
Ni!
  2012-12-25 05:05:50 PM  

rockymom: God Jul och Gott Nytt År!


Sup.
 
  2012-12-25 06:35:37 PM  
Don't get too drunk now, you hear?
 
  2012-12-25 06:51:22 PM  

TheotherMIguy: Don't get too drunk now, you hear?


Son, you are on the wrong website for that sort of sentiment.
 
  2012-12-25 06:59:27 PM  

zorgon: TheotherMIguy: Don't get too drunk now, you hear?

Son, you are on the wrong website for that sort of sentiment.


Ha! Perhaps, but I prefer clarity over the "why is there a dead hooker in the back of the car I'm in that I don't even own".
 
Ni!
  2012-12-25 07:23:19 PM  

TheotherMIguy: Don't get too drunk now, you hear?


Lol you sweet little baby.
 
  2012-12-26 12:06:59 AM  

TheotherMIguy: zorgon: TheotherMIguy: Don't get too drunk now, you hear?

Son, you are on the wrong website for that sort of sentiment.

Ha! Perhaps, but I prefer clarity over the "why is there a dead hooker in the back of the car I'm in that I don't even own".


I think the dead hooker in the back is <i>perfectly clear.</i>

*conspicuously doesn't look at <b>e-man</b>*

*hmof*
 
  2012-12-26 12:07:34 AM  
what the hell.
 
  2012-12-26 01:09:53 AM  
Merry Christmas.

I... I survived. Thank you "Bob", I survived!
 
  2012-12-26 11:16:01 AM  
thanks for the earworm, Stormy.

Hope everyone had a Merry Farkmas! :)
 
  2012-12-26 12:46:22 PM  
Merry Farkmas, clownboats.
 
  2012-12-26 01:51:43 PM  

Mme.Mersault: Merry Farkmas, clownboats.


you, too. your gift is in the mail.
 
  2012-12-30 07:45:19 AM  
s3-media2.ak.yelpcdn.com
 
  2012-12-31 01:52:25 PM  
Congrats to the East Side Blues for winning the 2012 Fark Forum Fantasy Football League!
gifs.gifbin.com
 
  2013-01-01 02:29:06 PM  
Chalk one up to my BIL!
 
  2013-01-01 06:49:35 PM  
Nice for you OVet, but what about my Browns?

Life is a dirty trick.
 
  2013-01-01 09:17:00 PM  

bloomer: Nice for you OVet, but what about my Browns?

Life is a dirty trick.

Bloom!
Looks like same ol' same ol' but some are saying the new owner 'may' get some things turned around. Not like we haven't heard that before.... Happy New Year!
 
  2013-01-03 12:08:59 AM  
just bare with me here...

barack, you are a farking arsehole motherfarker.. sharing the wealth my ass.
you are making everyone POOR!
small businesses can't hang with this shiat , man.
corps can't even hang! everyone gonna have to get 3 or 4 job now, and good luck with that.

farrrrk youuuuu i'm workin for straight cash, Homey! i encourage every american and business owner to do the same!
pay the man NOTZING!!

what? you didn't know he read the forum.
I have intel inside.
 
  2013-01-03 12:11:25 AM  
happy fark year! btw
 
Ni!
  2013-01-03 12:55:35 PM  
I'm not baring anything with you, ya perv.
 
  2013-01-03 01:52:37 PM  
Hope your hub had a good Bday!
 
  2013-01-03 01:58:52 PM  
*hmof*
 
  2013-01-03 08:10:30 PM  
hey, i'm not tha perv!
thatsa e-man's job.

i'm just the village idiot who is pissed at obamaa for that 25 hour insurance bullshiat.
how many people do you know who just got laid off or hours chopped as of the first?
 
  2013-01-03 08:42:17 PM  
Personally I know several. I know others that have a workaround in progress in smaller businesses. But those I know in big boxes seem unaffected so far as I know. That or the hammer has yet to drop....
 
  2013-01-03 08:43:53 PM  
My hmofs always fall flat in the oven and come out like little bricks, but zorgon's are always so light and airy. They're like little cloud pillows. How does he do it? What's his secret?
 
  2013-01-04 01:53:42 AM  
oh they gonna drop it like its hot if they gots more than 50 employees. shiats gonna hit the fan. less jobs less money makes less jobs less money for rich got more taxes which makes them not come to my upholstery shop to restore their 56 coronet yeah wheres the tylenol.

the hmof is unusually strong with that one. we must take him for further testing.
 
  2013-01-04 08:56:21 AM  
is it safe to come out now?
 
  2013-01-04 10:20:58 AM  

Soup4Bonnie: My hmofs always fall flat in the oven and come out like little bricks, but zorgon's are always so light and airy. They're like little cloud pillows. How does he do it? What's his secret?


You can't keep opening the oven to check on them. The hmof will collapse into itself it it isn't fully baked when you open the oven.

Also, make sure your hmof batter isn't too soupy.

Make sure your soup batter is hmoffy.
 
  2013-01-04 02:41:23 PM  
why wouldn't you be pissed about the employment practices of the big box stores?

they seemed to be more worried about profits and lining the pockets of shareholders and ceos than the well being of their employees.
 
  2013-01-04 05:51:44 PM  
we've got to protect our phony bologna jobs!
we must do something about this immediately! immediately!
harrumph! harrumph! harrumph!

i'm opening up Toke-Mart in Washington. gonna be grocery and retail along with all your marijuana needs and a dispensery/bakery/coffee shop up front and a salon and maybe a subway. anyone know where i can outsource all my product needs once i get my govt funds.
 
  2013-01-04 05:55:20 PM  
oh and i need a 10x10 office in switzerland so i can put a desk and an answering machine in it and have that be my headquarters so i dont have to pay us corp tax outrageous rate.
 
  2013-01-06 07:47:11 AM  
loveandhomemaderecipes.com
 
  2013-01-07 01:59:19 PM  
*hmof*
 
  2013-01-07 06:03:42 PM  
what happens when you combine a *hmof* with a *fnord*?
 
  2013-01-07 06:55:45 PM  
An Edsel.
 
  2013-01-07 07:42:01 PM  
oh, thank bob. it's been keeping me up nights.

and not in a good sexy-times way.
 
  2013-01-08 12:31:32 AM  
www.tv-nostalgie.de
 
  2013-01-08 01:25:49 PM  
www.polishforums.com
 
  2013-01-08 02:05:13 PM  

OregonVet: [loveandhomemaderecipes.com image 277x452]


I'll have several of those.
 
  2013-01-08 05:26:03 PM  

Mme.Mersault: I'll have several of those.


*quickly makes a gallon and RUNSTHEFARKAWAY^

/:P
 
  2013-01-11 06:30:46 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
  2013-01-11 10:01:47 AM  
Happy Birthday, Slippy!

No, really.
 
  2013-01-11 10:10:44 AM  
He's dead, too.

Not Slippy, the doctor guy.
 
  2013-01-12 10:41:54 AM  
I see Lansing is on Under the Radar this morning (PBS).
 
  2013-01-12 06:56:59 PM  
And then, the giant pigeons came...

25.media.tumblr.com
 
  2013-01-12 10:43:44 PM  
OK, NOW I'm terrified. And me without my industrial strength umbrella...
 
  2013-01-14 07:44:43 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
  2013-01-14 02:47:58 PM  
No.
 
  2013-01-14 05:28:48 PM  
do doooo do do do
 
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