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SGF
  2012-11-06 11:12:55 PM  
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com

Bork bork bork
 
SGF
  2012-11-06 11:14:21 PM  
Damn, I submitted a link and it never got posted
 
  2012-11-07 01:01:01 AM  
Watching Romney right now it seems he's got a lot more class than Gore.
 
  2012-11-07 07:18:59 AM  
Upper class, no doubt?
 
  2012-11-07 09:38:08 AM  
Whole lotta butthurt from my teabagging FB friends.
 
  2012-11-07 10:45:20 AM  
Now what am I supposed to do with all these Lemon's?
 
  2012-11-07 11:29:13 AM  
Lemon party!
 
  2012-11-07 02:03:52 PM  
Lemon AIDS
 
  2012-11-07 02:15:20 PM  
Is that part of Obamacare?
 
  2012-11-07 02:44:00 PM  
Fine. I'll fill out your stupid corporate request form.

It is not powering up at all. It is dead. It's passed on. This phone is no more. It has ceased to be. It's expired and gone to meet its maker. It's a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. Its metabolical processes are of interest only to historians. It's hopped the twig. It's shuffled off this mortal coil. It's run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an EX-PHONE!
 
  2012-11-07 04:26:41 PM  
That's, like, your opinion, man.
 
  2012-11-07 05:30:06 PM  
Did Puerto Rico vote for statehood last night or did I just dream that? It's not on the news and there seems to be nothing on Fark about it at all. Maybe it's just me but that seems like it's a pretty huge deal to be pretty much ignored by everyone.
 
  2012-11-07 05:47:51 PM  
I guess we just have to sit here and wonder.

Or you could click here
 
  2012-11-07 05:55:38 PM  

hazeleyedwolff: I guess we just have to sit here and wonder.

Or you could click here


Well dur, I know I can do that. I was just curious as to why it's getting no attention. :P
 
  2012-11-08 01:05:22 AM  

Hand Banana: hazeleyedwolff: I guess we just have to sit here and wonder.

Or you could click here

Well dur, I know I can do that. I was just curious as to why it's getting no attention. :P


Because this is the place, in the whole Internet, with the answer to that question. Well, I confess. You're right. We know why.

But we're not telling.
 
  2012-11-08 06:00:27 AM  
I think that would be cool.
 
  2012-11-08 08:02:25 AM  
It'd switch up our flag a bit, though it could be done. The stars would have to be something like this:


* * * * * * * * *
* * * * * * * *
* * * * * * * * *
* * * * * * * *
* * * * * * * * *
* * * * * * * *

Yeah, that'd work. Okay, let 'em in.
 
  2012-11-08 08:04:03 AM  
Huh. Looks like M. le Filtre bumped out the leading spaces, which left-justified the even rows. I meant them to be centered with the odd rows.
 
  2012-11-08 08:28:23 AM  
The guy that designed our current flag already has the next few or so done.
/dad taught school with him, real modest guy
 
  2012-11-08 08:30:11 AM  
I'll modify that- was modest (He's dead, Jim).
 
  2012-11-08 10:27:48 AM  
Yeah the Republicans in the House are itching to let Puerto Rico get full State status with their strong ties to the latin communi......

Sorry.
 
  2012-11-08 12:19:24 PM  
Heh, had the privilege of voting against Joe -the non-plumber, that is- this time around. Our town homecoming has a parade each year and Marcy always shows. She walks the route too. With no security either. I met her a few times after the Army while serving in the Guard. Not that it means anything, just that I find her approachable and good for our district. The local news had her on last night and asked if she got a concession call: "I don't even know, I don't think so, but we've just been so busy [partying] since the election. I'll have to ask my staff."
/lol
 
  2012-11-08 12:35:04 PM  
Actually, now that I think about it, our local reps on both sides of the aisle are approachable. They take their own calls and action when needed. I had a soldier deployed with us from Paul Gillmor's (now deceased) district. With her on deployment, she couldn't pay some bills and their bank wouldn't acknowledge the power of attorney her husband got from the Army. Well, hell, anybody would just show up with that, amiright? Anywho, I got on the horn and talked to the JAG rep who talked to Gillmor, who talked to the bank president. Whole thing took two hours and problem solved by the time she got off duty.
/csb
 
  2012-11-08 07:16:56 PM  

zorgon: Because this is the place, in the whole Internet, with the answer to that question. Well, I confess. You're right. We know why.

But we're not telling.


hmof
 
SGF
  2012-11-09 09:32:49 AM  
*pokes head in forum door*

Did I miss anything?
 
  2012-11-09 02:09:07 PM  

rockymom: zorgon: Because this is the place, in the whole Internet, with the answer to that question. Well, I confess. You're right. We know why.

But we're not telling.

hmof


<3
 
  2012-11-10 12:13:52 PM  
My house is shaking.
 
  2012-11-10 12:52:29 PM  
Mine too.  4.3 in eastern KY.
 
  2012-11-12 08:32:28 AM  
. . . enjoy the buzz?
 
  2012-11-12 12:00:41 PM  
brrrrm brrm brm brm
 
  2012-11-12 02:12:54 PM  
"See? I told you you'd feel the earth move if we did that!"
 
  2012-11-13 08:14:27 PM  
Do you feel for me, the way I feel for you?
Let me tell you what I wanna do...
I wanna love you, wanna hug you, wanna squeeze you too...
Let me take you in my arms.
Let me fill you with my charms,
'Cause you know that I'm the one to keep you warm.
I'll make you more than just a physical dream.
I wanna rock you....
 
  2012-11-13 08:57:33 PM  
So on Friday my girl friend that is bipolar one went and filed for a temporary protective order against me even stating that I have never harmed her and wouldn't. So I am not allowed in our house I have nothing not even a coat They fired my from my job (police dispatcher) yesterday because of the order I've been there a few months and was still on my probation period so they said I have no options. I'm living in my car and there is freezing rain now. Any ideas?
 
  2012-11-13 09:25:09 PM  
Not enough information; at the very least I have a coat for you.. Please email. But regardless of where you find yourself help is available.
 
  2012-11-14 09:40:37 AM  
Can you send someone else in to get some of your stuff? At least some food and clothes?
 
  2012-11-14 10:16:47 AM  
Dead trout to the face. Used to be a standard around these parts until PETA knocked on our door.
 
  2012-11-14 02:17:54 PM  
File one against her?

I have a radical idea. The door swings both ways, we could reverse the particle flow through the gate.

How?

We'll cross the streams.
 
  2012-11-14 02:20:07 PM  
I love this thread. I'm excited to be a part of it.
 
  2012-11-14 02:23:06 PM  

JoeCamelToe: We'll cross the streams.


I'm a bigger fan of an inverse tachyon beam from the deflector dish.
 
  2012-11-14 03:31:10 PM  
Burn the house down. Move on.
 
  2012-11-14 03:46:07 PM  
Can't. She threw the dish at him and it broke.
 
  2012-11-14 03:47:01 PM  
. . . referring to the tachyon beam, not burning down the house.
 
  2012-11-14 04:55:22 PM  

Anderrhea: Burn the house down. Move on.


Yeah. What she said.
 
  2012-11-14 05:51:46 PM  

honk: Can't. She threw the dish at him and it broke.


Damn. I hope the sandwich wasn't still on it.
 
  2012-11-14 06:35:24 PM  
Reverse the polarity of the neutron flow.
 
SGF
  2012-11-15 12:05:55 AM  
Cross the streams
 
SGF
  2012-11-15 12:07:25 AM  
Bloody reverse comments display. JCT beat me to the punch
 
  2012-11-15 07:37:25 AM  
. . . then it's gone, man. It was pretty tasty punch.
 
  2012-11-15 01:17:06 PM  
i hate microsoft outlook with a burning passion. i wish there was an alternative.
 
  2012-11-15 02:24:07 PM  
 
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