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  2012-07-24 11:37:14 PM

Selfish mean Azorean bastard: h2oincfs: NO SPOILERS!!!111!!!ONEONEONE!!!

Tomorrow's Sports News, Today!

Nats 3 Rays 1
Cubs 2 Pirates 132 (not a typo)
Braves 5 Marlins 4 (T Hansen killed in the third, freak mascot accident)

HAHA! I'M IN THE AZORES, BIATCHES! SHIAT HAPPENS HERE FIRST!

Wait till you see what I have planned for the OLYMPICS!!!!


You are heartless. Damn Easterners.
 
  2012-07-24 11:38:22 PM

e-man: Just right click the file and select Copy Public Link. And Walla!


I'll do that. But first I have to receive the files in snail mail and I'm not even lying.
 
  2012-07-25 12:08:55 PM

Selfish mean Azorean bastard: h2oincfs: NO SPOILERS!!!111!!!ONEONEONE!!!

Tomorrow's Sports News, Today!

Nats 3 Rays 1
Cubs 2 Pirates 132 (not a typo)
Braves 5 Marlins 4 (T Hansen killed in the third, freak mascot accident)

HAHA! I'M IN THE AZORES, BIATCHES! SHIAT HAPPENS HERE FIRST!

Wait till you see what I have planned for the OLYMPICS!!!!


DAMN YOU!
 
  2012-07-25 12:12:04 PM
WTF. Why is "almost 20 years experience arguing on the internet" not relevant? farking employers.
 
  2012-07-25 12:15:48 PM
Employer: NiSource
Job Title: Major Account Representative
Details: Manage an account base of large individually assigned commercial and industrial customers. Educate and influence customer decision makers to select our Company as their energy provider of choice.

!

Ni's been holding out on us.
 
  2012-07-25 12:17:30 PM

Selfish mean Azorean bastard: h2oincfs: NO SPOILERS!!!111!!!ONEONEONE!!!

Tomorrow's Sports News, Today!

Nats 3 Rays 1
Cubs 2 Pirates 132 (not a typo)
Braves 5 Marlins 4 (T Hansen killed in the third, freak mascot accident)

HAHA! I'M IN THE AZORES, BIATCHES! SHIAT HAPPENS HERE FIRST!

Wait till you see what I have planned for the OLYMPICS!!!!


awesome

dinner's on me, folks.
 
  2012-07-25 02:32:01 PM

Anderrhea: Swear to beezus that if I see one more of those damn "No one say what it is yet, just like if you know what these are" on Faceboot, I will post the answer to what they are on each and every one of them.

/Internet Tough Guy


www.thenoisecast.com
 
  2012-07-25 02:43:50 PM
I hate the "If you know what this is you had an awesome childhood" ones. Do you know WHY I know who Wile E. Coyote is?! My parents abandoned me in the desert!
 
  2012-07-25 03:04:17 PM
I could never get good television reception when I was child abandoned in the desert. You kids and your cable!
 
  2012-07-25 03:18:33 PM
. . . and you lived on roast roadrunner, am I right?

Wile E. Coyote would never have made it past the Jeopardy trials.
 
  2012-07-26 01:12:09 AM
I hate the people on it.
 
  2012-07-26 01:32:15 AM

Soup4Bonnie: I could never get good television reception when I was child abandoned in the desert.


YOU had a TV? LUXURY!
 
  2012-07-26 03:34:29 AM
i used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was.

now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me
 
  2012-07-26 10:26:58 AM
Fish farting........it's the latest thing.
Some guy up here recorded the sound of smaller fish farting. Stuck a speaker in the water, and darn it all if the larger fish swarm on it.....
There's an app for that. Seriously.
 
  2012-07-26 12:01:56 PM
Way to go, Senegal! Show those English Imperialists who is boss!!


Senegal 3, England 2
 
  2012-07-26 11:58:38 PM
Thanks for ruining the Olympics for me, DICK.
 
  2012-07-27 07:07:42 AM
Seriously. farkers.
 
Ni!
  2012-07-27 10:01:16 AM
I have got the motherfarker of all hangovers.
 
  2012-07-27 11:31:35 AM
Hydrate!
 
  2012-07-27 01:21:48 PM
Puff puff pass!
 
  2012-07-27 09:15:41 PM
I hope it went without saying, but you should have started drinking again a while back.
 
  2012-07-28 08:31:51 PM
Ooooh! A 'NO SPOILERS' Olympics thread on the main page...

I will return, I have dreams to destroy, and Farkers to enrage!!
 
  2012-07-28 08:39:58 PM
Seriously?
 
  2012-07-29 01:08:06 AM

Mike: Seriously?


You must have missed that thread in my Jeopardy event.
 
  2012-07-29 01:42:33 AM
Wow, when you guys get up, you are going to be surprised...The England men's soccer team just got DESTROYED by New Zealand. Jebus Christchurch on a CRACKER, that was a great game.
 
  2012-07-30 07:56:58 AM
i.ytimg.com
 
Ni!
  2012-07-30 09:50:56 AM
WHOSE cock did I just drop? Oh dear.
 
  2012-07-30 10:18:07 AM
I believe those are my socks.
 
  2012-07-30 10:39:52 AM

trivaavirt: Fish farting........it's the latest thing.
Some guy up here recorded the sound of smaller fish farting. Stuck a speaker in the water, and darn it all if the larger fish swarm on it.....
There's an app for that. Seriously.


I laughed at that far longer than was reasonably appropriate.
 
  2012-07-30 10:42:28 AM
My work is done. ;-D
 
  2012-07-30 11:02:52 AM
Ah the lure of stink bait.
 
  2012-07-30 12:46:09 PM

Ni!: WHOSE cock did I just drop? Oh dear.


If it hit the ground with a meaty thud, then . . . ow.
 
  2012-07-30 01:42:19 PM
 
  2012-07-30 02:02:56 PM
King Missile!
 
  2012-07-30 03:00:29 PM
I have the fix....
 
  2012-07-31 01:51:15 AM
So. Anyone else chew up the paper cup when having their first mini Reese's Peanut Cup? Did it put you off future peanut cup consumption?
 
  2012-07-31 07:51:40 AM
Nope. Not a big fan of peanut butter.

When I was a little younger and on a two week vacation with my folks, they fed us peanut butter sandwiches and ginger snaps. Day after day, every meal. I got pretty sick of them, and it never wore off.

. . . but I love butterfingers. Go figure.
 
  2012-07-31 09:42:31 AM
www.dailyhaha.com
 
  2012-08-01 01:37:40 PM
ewpopwatch.files.wordpress.com
I do not doubt the Russian gymnastic team's commitment to Sparkle Motion.
 
  2012-08-01 04:00:16 PM
So ... much ... glitter ...

I'm in love.
 
  2012-08-02 02:46:33 PM
Question fellow Farkers. I got an e-mail saying my link was Greenlit for posting on the main page...but then it was never posted and now appears in my "Most recent 46 links not approved (last 90 days)" section. What gives?
 
  2012-08-02 03:40:10 PM
Regrettably, you were found to be . . . unworthy.

Or maybe the admins were just messing with you.
 
  2012-08-02 04:37:47 PM
Most likely it was discovered to be a repeat link afterwards. Farkback can tell you for sure
 
  2012-08-02 04:43:13 PM
You did not offer the knights a shrubbery.
 
  2012-08-02 05:56:12 PM

The Mad Highlander: You did not offer the knights a shrubbery.


A what?!
 
  2012-08-02 06:25:58 PM
You must return here with a shrubbery.
One that looks nice, but not too expensive.
 
  2012-08-02 06:31:04 PM
I have a coconut and a small bird- does that count for anything? If not, I have some small stones that float on water. Newts eat them tho...
 
  2012-08-02 07:03:55 PM
shiat8t- I forgot. I have a lime. Should I put that in the coconut?
 
  2012-08-02 11:36:42 PM
Damn... I just up and realized I've been on Fark for over 10 years now. To laugh or cry...
 
  2012-08-03 01:20:44 AM
Where'd you GET the coconut?

damianjames: I'd laugh it up. October will be ten years from me, and I feel like this is my internet home. For all the faults, this is a pretty awesome place. I am smarter for having learned how to cite my facts via links in an argument, post html for images, use photoshop, and LOL when anyone says penisgourd.

Also, it gives my hope to come to a place where I can ask how to repair a slant six stuck valve, or a Win7 error, and likely get a good answer.

We're like the Oracle of Retards.
 
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