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  2012-06-03 11:08:06 PM

Anderrhea: Always lookin out for you, man.


aww shux :)

Wanna help us move our servers again? This time it's down the block instead of across the mountains. Not a euphemism
 
  2012-06-04 07:42:57 AM
Was there a lunar eclipse expected for today? Woke up to a full moon, but it had a bite taken out of the left side during the drive in to work.

Or I could look on the intarwebs for such a thing.
 
  2012-06-04 08:52:58 AM

honk: Was there a lunar eclipse expected for today? Woke up to a full moon, but it had a bite taken out of the left side during the drive in to work.

Or I could look on the intarwebs for such a thing.


yes......
 
  2012-06-04 10:29:13 AM
I am open to suggestions from anyone other than e-man on how to improve my empty-as-FedEx-Field-during-the-playoffs love life.
 
  2012-06-04 10:37:44 AM
FARK.
 
  2012-06-04 11:33:57 AM
Depends on what you're looking for. Quantity? Quality? (Yes, the obvious answer is both.) Your activities can be directed toward either, but it would require different techniques to maximize the preferred one.

My general advice is . . . become rich, charming, and handsome.

Consulting fee is in the mail.
 
  2012-06-04 12:44:04 PM
Quality is important, but not a problem. However, I would like to not be able to count the amount of times in happens per year on one hand. ("One hand" jokes in 3...2...1...)
 
  2012-06-04 12:55:13 PM

DaveOfTheHillPeople: I would like to not be able to count the amount of times in happens per year on one hand.


Then you must cut off your hand.
 
  2012-06-04 01:50:34 PM
I'm told buy her "Fifty Shades of Grey".

Link
 
  2012-06-04 03:24:19 PM
Get involved in something (hobby, philanthropy, etc) that doesn't center around yourself. Chicks are interested in men with interests other than their dangly man crotches.
 
  2012-06-04 03:46:33 PM
I have hobbies coming out of my ears.

And I don't think the lovely Mrs. would go for books filled with BDSM. Just a guess on my part.

I do appreciate all the suggestions. Don't take my curtness as an insult: it's merely a side-effect of sexual despair.
 
  2012-06-04 03:51:30 PM
Please don't let it get outta hand, i mean....well, you know.

it's a hobby
 
  2012-06-04 03:58:53 PM
well then I suggest hookers
 
  2012-06-04 06:19:51 PM

Mike: Anderrhea: Always lookin out for you, man.

aww shux :)

Wanna help us move our servers again? This time it's down the block instead of across the mountains. Not a euphemism


LOL sure. As long as it isn't raining leaves. WTF was with that weather last time?
 
  2012-06-04 10:08:00 PM
if it's just down the block, can't you just rig up a huge catapult and net combo? i think letterman may still have one.
 
  2012-06-05 10:42:57 AM
I'll have to collect some p1g h41r so we can bless the servers. Speaking of, LB turned 5 in February. Old, but still gangsta.
 
  2012-06-05 11:04:34 AM
image.blingee.com
 
  2012-06-05 11:46:17 AM
Have not popped in for awhile...Mostly because I see most of you on Facebook.

Keep on Farking, you Farking Farkers.
 
  2012-06-05 11:54:53 AM
Hahaha
I read that as "Have not pooped for a while..."
 
  2012-06-05 12:00:44 PM
um, me too.......I was thinking, wait, i thought it was SGF that always said that...
 
  2012-06-05 01:32:17 PM
If we all clap real hard, Tinkerbell will live & Mr. Cookieface will treat us to more gifs. :)
24.media.tumblr.com
 
  2012-06-05 05:49:08 PM
Y'all have been hanging around that Shameless Goat Farker for FAR too long!
 
  2012-06-05 11:34:29 PM
I hereby postulate that the Second Law of Thermodynamics and entropy nullify the infinite universe theorems; ergo, the universe is finite or cyclic. I would savor the considered logical postulates of my fellow Farkers as to whether or not this has exceptions.
 
  2012-06-06 09:33:00 AM
Kid's today.....
I had just gotten home yesterday, and there was this cute little boy outside the garage riding his bike. As I got out of the car he stopped to chat.

Him: I know your sister.
Me: I don't have a sister, you must be thinking of my next door neighbor.
Him: Do you have a husband?
Me: um, (i don't but) I said yes, he's in the house.
Him: Do you have titties?
Me: (shocked) um, yes.
Him: can I touch them?
Me: How old are you?
Him: 7
Me: You have a girlfriend?
Him: Yes.
Me: Well go talk to her about that.
 
  2012-06-06 09:34:28 AM
I doubt she would have titties yet, although I guess it's possible.
 
  2012-06-06 09:36:25 AM

mybabysmomma: I doubt she would have titties yet, although I guess it's possible.


Wut?
 
  2012-06-06 10:02:10 AM
I'm just saying she's (his girlfriend) is probably too young to have titties yet. That's all.
 
  2012-06-06 10:15:01 AM
Gotcha.....the whole thing was just kind of shocking. cute kid, not afraid to ask questions, but still!
 
  2012-06-06 11:05:39 AM
I shudder to think of what his home life is like. I have seen...Too much, now.
 
  2012-06-06 11:11:27 AM
If he had to ask if you had them, he likely has no idea what they are. He probably just picked the word up somewhere when an older kid was saying some chick let him touch hers and it was awesome.
 
  2012-06-06 11:28:02 AM
I shudder also, I mean, he's 7...has older siblings, not sure about both parents, a mom for sure......
He was just so matter of fact, like he was asking to pet a puppy.
 
  2012-06-06 12:03:26 PM
Let me analyze...he will say anything but has no idea what he's saying.
Great,,,he can be a politician.
 
  2012-06-06 12:37:10 PM
that line rarely works for me, too.
 
  2012-06-06 07:42:23 PM
I certainly hope this is the right place to post philosophical questions... I heavily doubt it. I was hoping at least a few Farkers would share their thoughts on entropy.

/Anyways, I gotz a question: What exactly is trolling? I've been called a troll, I've seen trolling in threads, but I don't have a damn clue what it means. That about fark page didn't help much... how do I know if I'm trolling or someone else is?
 
Ni!
  2012-06-06 08:05:33 PM

Skywolf Philosopher: I certainly hope this is the right place to post philosophical questions... I heavily doubt it. I was hoping at least a few Farkers would share their thoughts on entropy.

/Anyways, I gotz a question: What exactly is trolling? I've been called a troll, I've seen trolling in threads, but I don't have a damn clue what it means. That about fark page didn't help much... how do I know if I'm trolling or someone else is?


Troll
 
  2012-06-06 08:13:38 PM
Thank you, shoulda thought to check there. That means... next time I post anything radical or thought provoking, I should make sure people know it's not a troll... but if I post it's not a troll... then it becomes a troll...
 
  2012-06-06 08:13:39 PM
Are you deliberately being a dick?
 
  2012-06-06 08:14:34 PM
Howdy, Mike! I managed to annoy an admin today!
 
  2012-06-06 08:57:52 PM
Yeah,,,,THAT almost never happens! WOOT!
 
  2012-06-06 09:01:19 PM
FARK!
 
  2012-06-07 07:40:38 AM

trivaavirt: I shudder also, I mean, he's 7...has older siblings, not sure about both parents, a mom for sure......
He was just so matter of fact, like he was asking to pet a puppy.


. . . but you haven't told us whether it worked or not. Sometimes he direct approach works, I've been told.

Got something similar from a three year old girl:

Her: I have boobies.
Me: Really? What are boobies?
Her: These (points to her chest).
Me: Huh. Who told you that they were boobies?
Her: Daddy. (Parents were never married.) Do you have boobies?
Me: Well, I have a chest. And that's your chest.
Her: These are my boobies.
Me: But we usually just call it a chest. Can we just call it a chest?
Her: Okay.

Just being kids and picking up things from wherever, I guess. She'll learn about this stuff plenty soon enough.
 
  2012-06-07 12:02:28 PM
IT ROLLED OFF THE TAAAABLE
AND ONTO THE FLOOR...
 
  2012-06-07 12:51:45 PM
Oh, I get it. Bunch of Row Row Row Your Boat fans. Fine. Be that way. Last sing a long I invite you guys to.
 
  2012-06-07 01:47:14 PM
Ya had me at ROLLED.
 
Ni!
  2012-06-07 04:33:57 PM
I remember when my grandma asked me if I knew what "those" were called and I came out with "TITS!" and damn near lost my grandma that day. :(
 
  2012-06-07 06:11:44 PM

Ni!: I remember when my grandma asked me if I knew what "those" were called and I came out with "TITS!" and damn near lost my grandma that day. :(


what i believe.. (mildly nsfw)
 
  2012-06-08 01:42:37 AM
Make it simpe to last your whole life long
Don't worry if it's not good enough for anyone else to hear
 
  2012-06-08 08:45:32 AM
Just sing
 
  2012-06-08 09:07:45 AM
Here's some tits totally SFW.
 
  2012-06-08 10:44:37 AM
Schools is out. But some of our (town) kid's won't be having that great a summer...
Link
Should have just let 500 crickets free...
 
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