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  2012-09-27 11:25:26 PM  

ProfessorTomoe: [fire.nist.gov image 320x240]

Let's see if this rouses anyone from their oh so gentle slumber...


interesting you should couch it in those terms...
 
  2012-09-28 01:23:16 AM  
That couch was asking for it.
 
  2012-09-28 01:29:28 AM  
Current Fark history internet debate I need help with:

"That asshole Mersualt, and his friends."

OR

"Mersault and his asshole friends."

WHICH WAS IT?
 
Ni!
  2012-09-28 07:42:39 AM  
I seem to remember the latter one.
 
  2012-09-28 07:50:16 AM  
Well, Google gives us this:

FARK.com: (1) Fark Forum
www.fark.com/comments/1/78054943
Feb 27, 2001 - Soup4Bonnie: I remember when you could keep it up much longer, Joe. Usually until that Mersault or his asshole friends ruined it.


and there's this:

FARK.com: (1) Fark Forum
www.fark.com/comments/1/Fark-Forum
Feb 27, 2001 - I'm not his #1 fan or anything, and I'm still undecided about euthanasia (and I don't mean kids .... Unlike that asshole Mersault and his friends


. . . but they're both from the same day, almost twelve years ago. From this distance, that's an absolute dead heat.

I'd go with the second rendition. That puts the tag on that asshole Mersault, and leaves his friends out of it. And we all know he's the asshole.

And I have no desire to be anybody's asshole-friend, Bubba.
 
  2012-09-28 12:46:59 PM  
It were the second one, I think.

And while we're on the topic, I like the new login mo' better. I think it's because I read "Achtung, Ni!" and I start salivating. There's something about commanding another woman in a germanic language to drink alcohol that scratches my itch.

Does anyone else smell leather? How odd.
 
  2012-09-28 03:08:57 PM  

honk: . . . but they're both from the same day, almost twelve years ago.


No, they're not. That's the day the forum was started.
 
  2012-09-28 03:37:52 PM  
Yeah, that's incorrect, Soupie wasn't a member then. Neither was I, for that matter.
Ha ha ha, he said member.

*hmof*
 
  2012-09-28 04:15:33 PM  
I vote: "Mersault and his asshole friends."
 
  2012-09-28 05:40:45 PM  
ecx.images-amazon.com
 
  2012-09-28 06:34:21 PM  
Have you heard about the army's new M-18 Meursault Rifle?

It shoots assholes.
 
  2012-09-28 10:08:33 PM  
professor wins
 
  2012-09-29 12:46:07 AM  
Seconded.
 
  2012-09-29 01:31:47 AM  
Concurded. haz anyone seen that show called here comes honey boo boo. I had no idea Macon Georgia is that...
 
  2012-09-29 08:55:27 AM  
I don't know where else to ask this ...

Here is a URL of an image on imageshack:

http://imageshack.us/a/img687/8861/pakled.jpg

Here is the HTML code I put in a post:

<img src="http://imageshack.us/a/img687/8861/pakled.jpg" width="400" height="349">

Here is what shows up:

imageshack.us

To me it looks like a broken image in the preview of my post. Can anyone tell me why?

When I right-click on the broken image and choose View Image, it shows this URL:

https://www.fark.com/cgi/imgcache.pl?i=g12hbsHtNlRJMhDBJ4rfZuzRncQ

Have I farked it up somehow?
 
  2012-09-29 08:56:11 AM  
And of course when I post it instead of previewing, all is well. Fark, you so crazy.
 
  2012-09-29 12:28:17 PM  
if you'd like to make a fark, please hang up and try again. if you need help, hang up and dial your farkerator.
 
  2012-09-29 07:25:24 PM  
geez this place is slower than a...
 
  2012-09-29 10:22:41 PM  
you can talk to me. you can talk to meeeee.
if you're lonely you can talk to me.
 
  2012-09-30 01:55:47 PM  
Uhhhh hello
 
  2012-09-30 04:52:43 PM  
fire.nist.gov

Worked earlier. Might work again.
 
  2012-09-30 08:28:15 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
  2012-09-30 10:14:02 PM  
whatscookingamerica.net
 
  2012-09-30 10:57:20 PM  
live action owoowoowoooo!!
 
  2012-10-01 09:59:11 AM  
what is all this fokkerij
 
  2012-10-02 04:56:17 AM  
*waves hello from Sweden*

2 more weeks until I'm back in Minnesota. At least I can see parts of the Vikings games from here, but am really looking forward to seeing a whole game....on a big screen with other football fans.

Skål
 
  2012-10-02 10:14:13 AM  
meh......It's the Vikings....They always start out good, then.......
I can't wait to hear you are on US soil.
 
  2012-10-02 11:24:57 AM  
If I have access to a computer right away I'll post here or FB that night. Though it's far more likely that I'll be too exhausted to post anything until that Tuesday seeing as I land about 2:30 - 3:00 am Sweden time.
 
  2012-10-02 10:11:42 PM  

LesterB: I don't know where else to ask this ...

Here is a URL of an image on imageshack:
[snip]
To me it looks like a broken image in the preview of my post. Can anyone tell me why?


The right place to ask that is Farkback.  That looks like a bug.
 
  2012-10-02 11:23:42 PM  
If only there were directions for that on the bottom of the page and maybe highlight it in red or something.
 
  2012-10-03 10:02:32 AM  
"Farkback" still sounds like a sex position to me.
 
  2012-10-03 10:42:35 AM  
everything sounds like a sexual position to you.

how you doin'?
 
  2012-10-03 12:03:10 PM  

zorgon: "Farkback" still sounds like a sex position to me.


No, that's humpback, and it's a fish. What kind of scientist are you?!

I always thought is sounded like something a guy working a returns desk in Brooklyn might say. "Hey, it's been over a year since you bought it! You can't bring this the farkback! Gitoutahere with that! And don't come the farkback!"
 
  2012-10-03 01:22:39 PM  
i thought farkback was an english rock band from the 80s?
 
  2012-10-03 02:19:20 PM  
Always works. Eventually.

PROTIP: don't get a needle biopsy anywhere near where you will be able hear it. Bleaugh.
 
  2012-10-03 02:25:32 PM  

The Mad Highlander: [ecx.images-amazon.com image 300x300]


And he loves you back - in a dirty, slightly threatening sort of way that will take years of therapy to sort out.
 
  2012-10-03 02:43:14 PM  

Mike: The right place to ask that is Farkback. That looks like a bug.


Holy Saint Nick's tits DON'T DO IT. It's a trap. The people running Farkback are all former Bolivian drug mules who will just pay some methhead $5 (or two fiddy to Needalz if he's around) to get rid of you so they can close the ticket and get back to watching Maury Povitch highlight reels.
 
  2012-10-03 02:56:49 PM  
And then there's that shifty baboon-assed Drew Fartus character supposedly running the joint when in reality it's a

i.imgur.com
 
  2012-10-03 03:04:05 PM  
lmao, nice.
 
  2012-10-03 03:08:52 PM  
Someone's uppity today.
 
And I'm failing to come up with a good Paul & Storm style cover band joke for "Holy Saint Nick's Tits"
 
  2012-10-03 03:22:21 PM  
www.fohguild.org
 
Ni!
  2012-10-03 06:15:28 PM  

Anderrhea: Always works. Eventually.

PROTIP: don't get a needle biopsy anywhere near where you will be able hear it. Bleaugh.


mahmee.*whimper*
 
  2012-10-03 07:02:08 PM  
You are in an open field west of a big white house with a boarded
front door.
There is a small mailbox here.
 
  2012-10-03 07:38:46 PM  
i0.kym-cdn.com
 
Ni!
  2012-10-03 07:56:35 PM  
OH MY GOD YOU MEN YOU SUCK..

No me and Shnookie are OK. It's my bestest best friend. Ugh. Men. I need to move her up here and just take care of her.
 
  2012-10-03 08:13:15 PM  
what'd I do?
 
Ni!
  2012-10-03 09:02:07 PM  
When a girl's best friend's stupid boyfriend acts like an asshole for no reason, All Men Are Assholes. It's just how it is, dude.
 
  2012-10-03 09:12:48 PM  
No live debate thread?

What the hell is going on with my fark?
 
  2012-10-03 09:23:04 PM  

Alonjar: No live debate thread?


Politics tab.
 
  2012-10-04 07:35:44 AM  
No reason? Really? I think not. I'll bet she forgot to make a sammich or something.

Besides, I thought that acting like an asshole gets you laid? I read that somewhere. Not exactly a disincentive.
 
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