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  2012-09-10 03:08:29 PM  
Just put him in the cart.
 
  2012-09-11 12:56:54 AM  
Hey there, FEBFAs.
 
  2012-09-11 01:34:04 AM  
I was reminded again, tonight, of how special this place and YOU PEOPLE are, to me.

Don't ever change. Or do, if that makes you feel better.
 
  2012-09-11 08:54:08 AM  
Occasionally, I need to change . . .

. . . my underwear.
 
  2012-09-11 10:09:50 AM  
Four times a week for me: regular, backwards, inside out regular, inside out backwards.
 
  2012-09-11 06:41:52 PM  
I would do that, but am not sure of the HTML required to post inside out. Oh, wait...

/nevermind
 
  2012-09-11 10:06:01 PM  
Weird Al?!
 
  2012-09-12 11:48:07 PM  
Ni! Achtung!

i.imgur.com

Dirty Shirley Temple: Sprite, cherry vodak, Grenadine
 
Ni!
  2012-09-13 07:09:55 AM  
Well, hel-LO there.
 
  2012-09-13 11:33:30 AM  
how YOU doin
 
  2012-09-13 03:53:03 PM  
how far can i span 12" box truss before i need a vertical support?
 
  2012-09-13 04:51:38 PM  
Oof, that is some hernia.
 
  2012-09-13 05:32:05 PM  
I just wrap it around my neck with a Windsor. Instant necktie!
 
  2012-09-14 03:00:12 PM  
RIP ratfink
 
  2012-09-16 07:38:48 AM  
rms.genuineinteractive.com
 
  2012-09-17 03:06:33 PM  
Hey there, Where the hell have I been?
 
  2012-09-17 03:39:27 PM  

trivaavirt: Hey there, Where the hell have I been?


Gnomes runn-oft with ya?
 
  2012-09-17 03:40:36 PM  
Kind of felt like it.......Tents are over rated. Give me a 5 star hotel anytime.
 
  2012-09-17 03:50:10 PM  
4 stars is fine as long as it's clean...
 
  2012-09-17 04:12:11 PM  
True, but I'm selfish.
Just right now.
Normally i go with the flow.
40 degrees and no air mattress can do that to a girl.
100 kegs of beer helps me forget.
oh, and chili....not very good chili either.
 
  2012-09-18 09:28:04 AM  
um, When is "I'm such a dork day"?
 
  2012-09-18 10:08:19 AM  
um, every day?

Slept out on the trampoline a couple nights ago. Comfy as all heck, and plenty of stars above (new moon not that long ago). Woke up in the middle of the night and went inside as it got chilly, though.
 
  2012-09-18 10:10:22 AM  
Huh -- I just checked the new moon dates, it's actually been a while. Maybe it just wasn't up yet? -- 'cause there wasn't any moonlight. . .
 
  2012-09-18 09:38:23 PM  
Tomorrow is 'Ode to the 18th Letter' Day.

Dorkiness, in general, is encouraged, nay! Celebrated!
 
  2012-09-19 10:12:17 AM  
arrrrr
 
  2012-09-19 10:22:56 PM  
An error occurred while processing your request.
 
  2012-09-20 10:26:13 PM  
*lurk*
 
  2012-09-21 12:59:08 AM  
*smirk*
 
  2012-09-21 02:50:56 AM  
*fart*
 
  2012-09-21 08:32:36 AM  
*opens window*
 
  2012-09-21 08:52:15 AM  
*changes underwear*
 
  2012-09-21 09:04:12 AM  
*takes picture*
 
  2012-09-21 01:09:30 PM  
Jesus. The only thing funny in the hostage thread is the slaphead whining about the mods deleting his posts. Yeah, that'll end well.

Step up your game, Fark.
 
  2012-09-21 02:46:08 PM  
Yeah, what's wrong with those guys?

Nothing cracks me up like a good hostage thread.
 
  2012-09-22 03:26:33 PM  
Just nakeds. no need to shy. c'mon in, the tub is nice since the underwear change!
 
  2012-09-22 04:17:23 PM  

honk: Yeah, what's wrong with those guys?

Nothing cracks me up like a good hostage thread.


I know, right? You'd think the guy could have just made his FB status updates on the can like everybody else.
 
  2012-09-22 04:24:35 PM  
WTB "disable comment voting on my comments." PST w/offer.
 
  2012-09-22 04:31:37 PM  
And finally ...

NI! Achtung!


i.imgur.com

Purple Martini.

3 oz Vodka
1.5 oz cranberry juice
½ oz blue Curacao liqueur
½ oz sweet and sour mix
½ oz soda (7-up)
Add more blue Curacao if the color isn't purple enough.
 
Ni!
  2012-09-23 08:30:12 AM  

Anderrhea: And finally ...

NI! Achtung!

[i.imgur.com image 400x265]

Purple Martini.

3 oz Vodka
1.5 oz cranberry juice
½ oz blue Curacao liqueur
½ oz sweet and sour mix
½ oz soda (7-up)
Add more blue Curacao if the color isn't purple enough.


I do like purple! Also vodka. Hmm.
 
  2012-09-24 03:09:09 PM  
I think more than one would be too much sweetness, but that's when it's time to switch over to the simpler drinks and get down to business.
 
  2012-09-25 12:49:38 PM  
hm, Looks like even I could be a NFL Ref.....Go figure.
(I would at least do a better job)
 
  2012-09-26 01:50:43 PM  
. . . and you'd demand less bribe money.
 
  2012-09-26 03:02:42 PM  
Yeah, that's right, I would.......the Uniforms are to die for.
(we should do lunch soon)
 
  2012-09-27 08:39:08 AM  
Sure thing, that'd be good. Try for Wednesday, maybe?
 
  2012-09-27 08:52:17 AM  
Cool.
Carry on.
 
  2012-09-27 04:06:11 PM  
fire.nist.gov

Let's see if this rouses anyone from their oh so gentle slumber...
 
  2012-09-27 04:27:36 PM  
Tomoe!
_______________________________________
*hmof*
 
  2012-09-27 07:16:51 PM  
*wakes up brushes ash off
 
  2012-09-27 07:23:39 PM  
Wheres the tylenol?
 
  2012-09-27 08:48:12 PM  
Dat ash.
 
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