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pdrake		2012-07-19 12:56:37 PM

jingle jangle romney!

arcas		2012-07-19 03:31:13 PM

So my fiance is a librarian with an overdue library book. How should I have fun with this? Tasteful suggestions only, please.

mybabysmomma		2012-07-19 03:57:00 PM

I don't even understand the question.

trivaavirt		2012-07-19 04:16:37 PM

She is already a Librarian........

JoeCamelToe		2012-07-19 05:00:55 PM

I always confuse the Dewey decimal system with the periodic table of elements.

...so I file all books in the 500s.

I filed my Superman comics under 583.798. :(

pdrake		2012-07-19 07:01:53 PM

i file my erotica in 8765.309.

i got it.

Tripper		2012-07-19 07:52:32 PM

Yup.

Mike		2012-07-19 08:10:28 PM

Y HELO THAR

hazeleyedwolff		2012-07-19 11:25:21 PM

Happy Birthday VegasJ and Rockymom!

Mme.Mersault		2012-07-19 11:39:33 PM

I have the worst gas ever.
EVER.
WTF. It must have been Mersault's doing.

Also, Happy belated birthday Mikey. I can probably fart the Happy Birthday song for you if you'd like. And who wouldn't?

Mme.Mersault		2012-07-19 11:40:23 PM

hazeleyedwolff: Happy Birthday VegasJ and Rockymom!

This also.

OregonVet		2012-07-20 12:41:22 AM

Yup

Mike		2012-07-20 12:49:44 AM

Anderrhea: I can probably fart the Happy Birthday song for you if you'd like.

Just don't perform it in person. Consider it a good excuse to learn Garageband... :)

honk		2012-07-20 07:50:18 AM

Anderrhea: I can probably fart the Happy Birthday song for you if you'd like.

It's good to have skills. Like bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills . . . musical skills . . .

SGF		2012-07-20 01:50:05 PM

skink: I found this in the sleeve liner notes from The Talking Heads 'Stop Making Sense' album:

"In the future, falling in love will be taught via pop songs on TV."

I think I am going to post a few more of these nuggets. Some of them are hilarious.

So true

SGF		2012-07-20 01:54:33 PM

Cheezies in the hot tub?

Really?

Really....?

skink		2012-07-21 12:16:52 AM

SGF: So true

Wow...I think I posted that like...a few YEARS ago.

h2oincfs		2012-07-21 12:48:06 AM

skink: SGF: So true

Wow...I think I posted that like...a few YEARS ago.

i saw it on reddit two decades ago.

mybabysmomma		2012-07-21 09:09:27 AM

I saw it when Moses brought it down from Mt Sinai

skink		2012-07-21 06:27:44 PM

mybabysmomma: I saw it when Moses brought it down from Mt Sinai

Yeah, but BEFORE that I saw it on a cave wall in what is now France.

OregonVet		2012-07-22 12:30:23 PM

The Mad Highlander		2012-07-23 01:31:39 PM

DaveOfTheHillPeople		2012-07-23 04:04:50 PM

Mike		2012-07-23 11:27:18 PM

So did everyone watch feffer on Jeopardy earlier tonight?

honk		2012-07-24 08:01:36 AM

Are you serious? Really? And nobody said anything?

h2oincfs		2012-07-24 08:32:34 AM

i missed it. no tv. :( i will try to find it online.

The Mad Highlander		2012-07-24 11:29:18 AM

That's who liz is.
I knew she was one of you people.

zorgon		2012-07-24 12:02:56 PM

Damn local TV stations.

zorgon		2012-07-24 12:13:22 PM

Hell, my mom was able to watch feff on Jeopardy. *hmof*

skink		2012-07-24 12:46:25 PM

HAHA, LET ME SPOIL THAT FOR YOU!

hazeleyedwolff		2012-07-24 01:12:41 PM

Damn East Coasters.

DaveOfTheHillPeople		2012-07-24 01:20:29 PM

Has anyone found a link to the Feffer show?

trivaavirt		2012-07-24 01:27:45 PM

I'd like to see it also.....I don't get home in time for the show.

pdrake		2012-07-24 02:20:39 PM

zorgon: Hell, my mom was able to watch feff on Jeopardy. *hmof*

you know who else watched feffer on jeopardy last night?

MY MOM!

24.media.tumblr.com

OregonVet		2012-07-24 02:36:03 PM

I would have paid closer attention :(

/had it on in the background while feeding the boys and talking to my wife on the phone....

OregonVet		2012-07-24 04:16:51 PM

I remember the end tho- ballsy move on her part.... I can't find a video online so far. Turns out the show is technically syndicated (so I read) so no major network is replaying and my sources of ++--CARRIER INTERRUPTION--++ don't do Jeopardy.

OregonVet		2012-07-24 04:19:33 PM

zorgon: Hell, my mom was able to watch feff on Jeopardy. *hmof*

I like to call mom during Jeopardy. It's her naptime and I like to wake her up to get moving.

/*hmof*

feffer		2012-07-24 06:11:46 PM

A friend of mine is sending me a .wmv and a DVD. If somebody tells me how to put it on the interwebs (ENTIRELY LEGALLY OF COURSE) I will do so.

e-man		2012-07-24 07:08:20 PM

Get a free Dropbox account and stick it in a public folder, then you can copy the link and paste it!

I missed the first half, so I'd be interested in seeing it.

h2oincfs		2012-07-24 07:15:35 PM

yes, please! :)

feffer		2012-07-24 07:25:10 PM

Oh! I have Dropbox!

The first half wasn't my finest work, although you'll get to see my apparent insinuation that my family has sex with horses.

h2oincfs		2012-07-24 07:49:00 PM

NO SPOILERS!!!111!!!ONEONEONE!!!

e-man		2012-07-24 08:16:11 PM

Just right click the file and select Copy Public Link. And Walla!

Mme.Mersault		2012-07-24 08:17:16 PM

Swear to beezus that if I see one more of those damn "No one say what it is yet, just like if you know what these are" on Faceboot, I will post the answer to what they are on each and every one of them.

/Internet Tough Guy

pdrake		2012-07-24 08:23:40 PM

i use drop box to send large files to clients now. it's a pretty nice service. i can also work on my files at home and then just open them at work from there.

Ni!		2012-07-24 08:53:38 PM

feffer: Oh! I have Dropbox!

The first half wasn't my finest work, although you'll get to see my apparent insinuation that my family has sex with horses.

How long since I've said I love you? Because it's far too long.

Selfish mean Azorean bastard		2012-07-24 09:30:06 PM

h2oincfs: NO SPOILERS!!!111!!!ONEONEONE!!!

Tomorrow's Sports News, Today!

Nats 3 Rays 1
Cubs 2 Pirates 132 (not a typo)
Braves 5 Marlins 4 (T Hansen killed in the third, freak mascot accident)

HAHA! I'M IN THE AZORES, BIATCHES! SHIAT HAPPENS HERE FIRST!

Wait till you see what I have planned for the OLYMPICS!!!!

squinth		2012-07-24 09:42:24 PM

Yay, Feffah!!

feffer		2012-07-24 11:37:14 PM

Selfish mean Azorean bastard: h2oincfs: NO SPOILERS!!!111!!!ONEONEONE!!!

Tomorrow's Sports News, Today!

Nats 3 Rays 1
Cubs 2 Pirates 132 (not a typo)
Braves 5 Marlins 4 (T Hansen killed in the third, freak mascot accident)

HAHA! I'M IN THE AZORES, BIATCHES! SHIAT HAPPENS HERE FIRST!

Wait till you see what I have planned for the OLYMPICS!!!!

You are heartless. Damn Easterners.

feffer		2012-07-24 11:38:22 PM

e-man: Just right click the file and select Copy Public Link. And Walla!

I'll do that. But first I have to receive the files in snail mail and I'm not even lying.

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