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honk		2012-07-10 03:03:30 PM

OregonVet: I take full responsibility for my actions . . .

How did you end up in here with that kind of moral aberration?

Just curious.

JoeCamelToe		2012-07-10 03:30:34 PM

He followed the turtles down.

hazeleyedwolff		2012-07-10 09:23:41 PM

Yeah, that middle school drama crap was weak.

DaveOfTheHillPeople		2012-07-11 10:09:18 AM

JoeCamelToe: He followed the turtles down.

Better than that time I followed the spiders.

Ron still isn't speaking to me & can't get to sleep without one of Hermione's, uh, "spells." (Swish and flick!)

JoeCamelToe		2012-07-11 11:12:42 AM

Dormi Erectus!

DaveOfTheHillPeople		2012-07-11 11:45:53 AM

Wangus stimuli!

JoeCamelToe		2012-07-11 01:20:50 PM

Hocus Pocus Vagini!

DaveOfTheHillPeople		2012-07-11 05:41:49 PM

Accio towel!

Soup4Bonnie		2012-07-11 05:42:47 PM

I remember when you could keep it up much longer, Joe.

The Mad Highlander		2012-07-11 05:55:22 PM

Must be getting old.

zorgon		2012-07-11 06:28:32 PM

vestiments disapparo!

Soup4Bonnie		2012-07-11 07:04:56 PM

Someone must be cutting up some onions nearby or something.

JoeCamelToe		2012-07-12 02:42:46 PM

Soup4Bonnie: I remember when you could keep it up much longer, Joe.

Usually until that Mersault or his asshole friends ruined it.

e-man		2012-07-12 08:21:22 PM

I thought it was Mersault's asshole that ruined it?

h2oincfs		2012-07-12 08:36:21 PM

no, no; it was his friends' asshole.

skink		2012-07-12 08:45:07 PM

I thought Mersault's asshole was such an asshole that it had no friends.

e-man		2012-07-12 10:30:23 PM

Maybe his friends have no assholes.

h2oincfs		2012-07-12 10:35:37 PM

they have one asshole, which they share among themselves.

The Mad Highlander		2012-07-13 05:06:20 AM

JoeCamelToe		2012-07-13 10:39:14 AM

I think we have a grip on this asshole situation.

zorgon		2012-07-13 12:42:39 PM

... did somebody say 'fisting' ... ?

via psidefect

Soup4Bonnie		2012-07-13 04:50:58 PM

Leon's gotten larger.

JoeCamelToe		2012-07-13 04:51:58 PM

I bet if we knuckle down we'll finger it out.

skink		2012-07-13 06:44:21 PM

Why are you all so close, and yelling?

Oh, wait...Fark changes.

Ni!		2012-07-14 01:12:30 AM

Thank goodness, too. I ain't getting any younger.

OregonVet		2012-07-15 06:46:11 PM

Really?

skink		2012-07-15 09:42:11 PM

OregonVet: Really?

LOL...I logged on about 3pm, looked in here, and actually said that out loud.

trivaavirt		2012-07-17 10:20:39 AM

Wow, look at all the room around here now....I think we need new stuff in here too. What should we get in here that we don't already have???????
(STFU, It's Tuesday)

DaveOfTheHillPeople		2012-07-17 10:46:56 AM

A massage chair.

A foosball table.

And for the hottub, I want Hitomi Tanaka as my personal floatation device.
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trivaavirt		2012-07-17 11:27:28 AM

Great Idea....I bet SGF might just clean the tub more..if he had, um, help.
We can keep her in the trunk. Not that one, the one I dragged in here for a coffee table. Made of glass, so you can tell if it's empty or not.

DaveOfTheHillPeople		2012-07-17 11:55:12 AM

Don't forget air holes in the trunk. You remember what happened last time.

honk		2012-07-17 12:56:05 PM

Ever tried to drill air holes in a glass trunk?

Too bad for her. She'll wish it were e-man's trunk after a couple minutes.

trivaavirt		2012-07-17 01:14:07 PM

Why, she has a couple of air bags...
aw, heck we probably could not even close the lid on them puppies.

pdrake		2012-07-17 02:24:58 PM

she looks like a poorly drawn caricature.

i think she hit every branch on the way down when she fell out of the plastic surgery tree.

DaveOfTheHillPeople		2012-07-17 03:03:20 PM

But she bounces so pleasantly. (not close to being SFW, although clothes stay on)

DaveOfTheHillPeople		2012-07-17 03:07:06 PM

Dangit: broken link.

http://youtu.be/yeY7Sa6JbW4

Do I have to be logged in to some Google account to post a link anymore?

unclejessie		2012-07-17 11:21:12 PM

That looks udderly painful.

The Mad Highlander		2012-07-18 06:45:41 AM

Happy Birthday Mike

honk		2012-07-18 07:47:28 AM

It's your birthday, Mike?

Happy one!

OregonVet		2012-07-18 07:49:48 AM

Happy birthday suit day!

mybabysmomma		2012-07-18 08:07:25 AM

Yeah happy birthday Mike...cause you know, you're the only one celebrating a birthday today. :b

trivaavirt		2012-07-18 08:46:40 AM

Happy Birfday, Mike.....I'm sure you will make it a great one, just remember it.

DaveOfTheHillPeople		2012-07-18 10:03:28 AM

DaveOfTheHillPeople		2012-07-18 10:39:52 AM

Okay, Farkers, I've restarted the Fark Forum Fantasy Football League.

League ID: Fark Forum
League #: 187078
Link

If you don't get an invite via email & want to play this season, drop me a line at the email in my profile.

Winter Is Coming. And So Is Football.

Mike		2012-07-18 12:53:47 PM

tis true, I am officially a dirty old man now.

And my lawn. Get off it.

honk		2012-07-18 03:46:21 PM

Nice meme, but not this time. You paid me to mow it, old man. You wanta do this yourself?

hazeleyedwolff		2012-07-18 10:40:12 PM

I hope you're having a great birthday, Mike!

trivaavirt		2012-07-19 08:51:06 AM

I even wore a dress today, just for you.....
Not bad, for an old Biatch!

Yizuman		2012-07-19 11:53:39 AM

trivaavirt		2012-07-19 12:08:07 PM

Hey, I thought we had a Politics forum????
Not sure if serious.

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