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  2012-05-31 10:41:54 AM
Pretty good! :) Busy. Toddlers tend to do that...keep one busy. But, back to work since December and he's in DayCare here too, so it's all good. How are you?!
 
  2012-05-31 11:15:28 AM
 
  2012-05-31 11:26:28 AM
h2o: ;)
 
  2012-05-31 11:31:32 AM
aw.
 
  2012-05-31 11:57:34 AM

Mike: Anderrhea: Well, shiat. The HTML widgets that should be here have disappeared. Pretty sure that coincides with the fact that I missed LB's 5th birthday.

Javascript / Adblock, probably


Adblock's off on this site. Drew knows where I live and I don't want that kind of trouble in my house. Dunno about the Javascript. *chin scratch* Lemme try a different browser. This version of FF is old.
 
  2012-05-31 11:59:21 AM
Wait. Now everything works. ?????

*side-eyes water bottle suspiciously*
 
  2012-05-31 12:02:08 PM

honk: Anderrhea: I'm kind of an asshole

Aw, now. Don't be so modest. You excel at it.

And so do your friends. Really, strictly above average, all of them.


Thanks, man.
 
  2012-05-31 12:27:27 PM
Trollin ain't easy.
 
  2012-05-31 01:57:23 PM

Anderrhea: Wait. Now everything works. ?????

*side-eyes water bottle suspiciously*


Poster names and the smart/funny buttons are gone for me. I can see the posts but not who did it. The top row of tabs is gone too, except for main. And the Fark/Totalfark/myfark etc buttons are vertical instead of horizontal. And I'm not sure but I think the text is bigger too
 
  2012-05-31 02:16:05 PM
Meg just did something that broke Internet Explorer. Use something else til she fixes it. Or, preferably, just keep using something else :)
 
  2012-05-31 02:25:47 PM
i.imgur.com
 
  2012-05-31 02:26:16 PM

Mike: Meg just did something that broke Internet Explorer. Use something else til she fixes it. Or, preferably, just keep using something else :)


If only I had that option....

/looks fixed now
 
  2012-05-31 05:26:40 PM
www.voyager.cz
 
  2012-05-31 06:22:22 PM
le pain
 
  2012-05-31 07:37:24 PM
Hey Mike, you still here? I gotz a question: what kind of crazy craziness would it take for you or Drew to show up on a thread?
 
  2012-05-31 07:46:20 PM
That's a rare bird called a 'joke'. I ya still here, why the fark aren't you fixing something?
 
  2012-06-01 01:28:21 PM
You have to PayPal either one $1000 USD and they'll show up.
 
  2012-06-01 02:22:34 PM
NO KILL I
 
  2012-06-01 03:08:36 PM
no questions til Tuesday.
 
  2012-06-01 04:37:57 PM
Another approved link = penis same size

This site sucks. Refund!
 
  2012-06-01 06:17:13 PM
your penis is getting bigger, it's just that the universe is expanding at the same rate.
 
  2012-06-01 08:29:40 PM
Hmmm. So that means I can stop blaming Marie Callendar's pies for my giant ass and blame the universe instead? DONE AND DONE
 
  2012-06-01 08:33:27 PM
Dammit, I was just had by the text filter. I wonder how many Farkers are laughing at me right now...
I has an epic sad!

www.antilabelblog.com
 
  2012-06-01 10:18:55 PM

Anderrhea: You have to PayPal either one $1000 USD and they'll show up.


oh man, I wish.
 
  2012-06-01 11:23:34 PM

Anderrhea: Hmmm. So that means I can stop blaming Marie Callendar's pies for my giant ass and blame the universe instead? DONE AND DONE


as always, i exist only to serve.
 
  2012-06-02 11:57:48 AM
Okay, I'm a total nOOb. My tech skills suck, so question is: I wanted to post a magnified screen shot of a cool Mozilla search menu I use (it has Google + Images, bing, Wikipedia, Urban Dictionary, Dictionary, etc) that I'd figure could help any Farker get quicker posts. I magnified up in paint, piece 'o cake, try to copy here, nothing doin. Can I only use online images or something?
 
Ni!
  2012-06-02 01:06:43 PM
You have to upload it to Photobucket or somewhere and then you can link it here. :-)
 
  2012-06-02 01:23:49 PM
T'will do. Thanks, Ni!.
/I find that subtly annoying. I hope sometime in the future that farkers, or at least TFs, will be able to post their photoshops etc. directly from their hard drive, and that Ctrl+B,IE,U can be used on the post pane. Just nitpicking, but the internet wouldn't be how it is and we'd be stuck with (shudder) internet explorer and no open-source programs like Open Office without nitpicking.
 
  2012-06-02 01:27:42 PM
/It's easy to do. With Mozilla Firefox, just click 'Manage Search Engines' on the search bar, click 'Get More', and pick up what you like. Of course, most folks probably know that already, but there are some computer-illiterate users out there who make me proud of my computer tech knowledge.
 
  2012-06-02 01:42:10 PM

A Non Amos: T'will do. Thanks, Ni!.
/I find that subtly annoying. I hope sometime in the future that farkers, or at least TFs, will be able to post their photoshops etc. directly from their hard drive, and that Ctrl+B,IE,U can be used on the post pane. Just nitpicking, but the internet wouldn't be how it is and we'd be stuck with (shudder) internet explorer and no open-source programs like Open Office without nitpicking.


Then Fark would have to buy an ever-expanding amount of storage space to host picture files for half a million users. If they are going to do that, they'd have to charge to keep costs down. Since there are already services that host files for free on the internet, it doesn't make sense to incur other costs here. Also, if you link to an external source that you control, you can pull the picture down whenever you want. Since Fark doesn't allow editing posts after they are posted, you wouldn't be able to do that if they were hosted here.
 
  2012-06-02 02:15:40 PM
HI! FIRST TIME CALLER AND I'D LIKE TO CHANGE THE FORMAT! IT'D BE EASY!
 
  2012-06-02 05:23:58 PM
you'll get over it.
 
  2012-06-02 08:01:35 PM

hazeleyedwolff: A Non Amos: T'will do. Thanks, Ni!.
/I find that subtly annoying. I hope sometime in the future that farkers, or at least TFs, will be able to post their photoshops etc. directly from their hard drive, and that Ctrl+B,IE,U can be used on the post pane. Just nitpicking, but the internet wouldn't be how it is and we'd be stuck with (shudder) internet explorer and no open-source programs like Open Office without nitpicking.

Then Fark would have to buy an ever-expanding amount of storage space to host picture files for half a million users. If they are going to do that, they'd have to charge to keep costs down. Since there are already services that host files for free on the internet, it doesn't make sense to incur other costs here. Also, if you link to an external source that you control, you can pull the picture down whenever you want. Since Fark doesn't allow editing posts after they are posted, you wouldn't be able to do that if they were hosted here.


I see, fascinating. And about the second part? Why couldn't Ctrl shortcuts be used for more efficient posting?
 
  2012-06-02 08:18:21 PM
A Non Amos:
I see, fascinating. And about the second part? Why couldn't Ctrl shortcuts be used for more efficient posting?

Keyboard shortcuts affect the program you're running, so if that could be done, it would have to be a change to your browser, not any particular site. You could probably write (or have someone write) a greasemonkey script to do it in Firefox. Most browsers have those commands already reserved (ctrl+B usually brings up your bookmarks), so there isn't a way (that I know of) for a site to assert their preferences over what the browser wants to do there. There are a bunch of different programs that will let you assign strings to certain keystrokes, but it'd probably easier to use the convenient HTML helper buttons above the comment box.
 
  2012-06-02 08:19:54 PM

hazeleyedwolff: it'd probably easier to use the convenient HTML helper buttons above the comment box.


...he says as he buggers up the italics tag for the quote.
 
  2012-06-02 09:48:37 PM
That makes sense. Truth be told, I'm just more used to books than computers. I can look up right now and see a neat row of encyclopedias on a bookshelf.
 
  2012-06-03 12:28:12 AM
E is for, etiquette.
 
  2012-06-03 09:24:06 AM
going to Florida in a week and a half for a gymnastics meet. we are driving and have a week to go anywhere and see anything between north carolina and florida (within reason money wise). any suggestions?
 
  2012-06-03 10:57:15 AM
Here's a suggestion if you're going to Florida: register and bring with you a SHARP saber, rapier, or cutlass; make sure your sidearms and rifles are loaded; and don't forget your videocam and laptop. Don't forget to alert us Farkers if the zombie apocalypse has already started.

/Oh, and fun at your gymnastics meet. :D
 
  2012-06-03 10:58:07 AM
/Oh, and have fun at your gymnastics meet. :D

//stupid laptop touchpad.
 
  2012-06-03 12:20:00 PM

Mike: Anderrhea: You have to PayPal either one $1000 USD and they'll show up.

oh man, I wish.


Always lookin out for you, man.
 
  2012-06-03 12:22:09 PM

mybabysmomma: going to Florida in a week and a half for a gymnastics meet. we are driving and have a week to go anywhere and see anything between north carolina and florida (within reason money wise). any suggestions?


Go armed. There's hillbillies in them thar hills.
 
  2012-06-03 12:26:51 PM

mybabysmomma: going to Florida in a week and a half for a gymnastics meet. we are driving and have a week to go anywhere and see anything between north carolina and florida (within reason money wise). any suggestions?


whitewater rafting on the nantahala or pigeon rivers. if you go on the weekend, there is a moderate to excellent chance i might run into you on the water.

also, i am pretty sure a certain 4umite resides close to one of those destinations...
 
  2012-06-03 01:31:27 PM
My trunk's always open!
 
  2012-06-03 05:13:19 PM
HEY! I'm not a hooker and neither is my daughter! yet

We won't hit TN, we will be going by coastal states. :( But I have promised to take her to the mountains for a weekend. So we will put that on our to do list.

OF COURSE WE ARE GOING TO BE ARMED! We're all white trash and hillbillies up in heya.
 
Ni!
  2012-06-03 07:28:32 PM
I'm right here! *sob!* And the Nantahala's here and so beautiful and lovely and no reports so far of any of that flesh-eating bacteria like those freaks in north GA are getting.
 
  2012-06-03 07:41:47 PM
Oh, you know when we head up that way we are swinging by. SWINGING IT BY!
 
Ni!
  2012-06-03 09:36:21 PM
Whoop whoop!
 
  2012-06-03 10:55:20 PM

A Non Amos: Why couldn't Ctrl shortcuts be used for more efficient posting?


The short answer is "the web doesn't work that way"; you can't just paste images into ANY website that I know of, they have to be uploaded somewhere first, even if it's to the same website.
 
  2012-06-03 10:59:59 PM

hazeleyedwolff: Then Fark would have to buy an ever-expanding amount of storage space


Bandwidth. Storage is dirt cheap, bandwidth isn't. Though it'll be cheaper in about 27 days. And once that happens, this is one area we're finally going to be able to investigate after that. Plus simpler HTML posting overall is being worked on, if I am able to customize CKEditor sufficiently...
 
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