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  2012-04-12 01:55:34 PM
eh?
 
  2012-04-12 06:06:49 PM
he said he likes turtles.
 
  2012-04-12 07:35:48 PM
Well, it's the color of royalty. What's not to like?
 
  2012-04-12 08:06:34 PM
Pandas.
 
  2012-04-12 09:47:36 PM
I'm making turtle soup right now. Problem is with a big dinner is that the soup is so good there's no room left for the muskrat.
 
  2012-04-13 08:38:08 AM
there's always room for muskrat.
 
  2012-04-13 09:31:36 AM
. . . even if they have chew some space in, they'll make room.
 
  2012-04-13 09:46:27 AM
mambo dogfaced to the banana patch?
 
  2012-04-13 01:37:06 PM
and i helped . . .
 
  2012-04-15 02:12:00 AM
Link (new window).
 
Ni!
  2012-04-15 08:01:25 AM
I love those boys.
 
  2012-04-15 11:34:49 AM
Happy Happy Ni! Ni!
 
Ni!
  2012-04-15 03:00:47 PM
Thank you babe! I'm starting on the wine now so it may turn out all right after all.
 
  2012-04-15 08:44:41 PM
whine now - wine later
 
  2012-04-16 12:38:23 AM
Is the 4um bar open? I'd like a Modern Britain (new window), please.
 
  2012-04-16 10:18:38 AM

skink: stebain: Surgery on tuesday...

If serious, feel better, dude. If not serious, feel better anyway.


Very serious.
 
Ni!
  2012-04-16 10:20:02 AM
Happy Birthday UDrew!
 
Ni!
  2012-04-16 10:21:37 AM
Oh gosh Stebain. Feel very very better.
 
  2012-04-16 10:29:49 AM
Sending healing thoughts, Stebain....
healinghealinghealing.............
 
  2012-04-16 11:18:06 AM
My best wishes for successful surgery and quick recovery, stebain.

Unless it's sex-change surgery, in which case . . . what the heck, post pictures. Maybe we'll be kind.
 
  2012-04-16 04:27:27 PM
My parents are coming to visit in a few weeks. You guys think you could clean up around here a little?
 
  2012-04-16 04:51:11 PM
Sure!

*throws cheetos on behind the sofa*
 
  2012-04-16 04:56:46 PM
*waters the plant*

For Reals this time.
 
  2012-04-16 05:58:49 PM
 
  2012-04-16 08:47:01 PM
NSFC
 
  2012-04-17 10:23:52 AM
"How do I get our intranet page on my mainframe?"
 
  2012-04-17 10:38:26 AM
Those crazy intranets...
 
  2012-04-17 11:43:51 AM

e-man: "How do I get our intranet page on my mainframe?"


Awesome.
 
  2012-04-17 11:53:18 AM
I know, right?
 
  2012-04-17 01:12:42 PM
Less awesome: For the past few months I've been implementing a conversion of all our servers to VMware and an iSCSI SAN.

The other day I set up a couple Netgear WiFi access points and sent out an email letting folks know what the passcode was.

So guess which got kudos by senior management, with the comment "Did you think of that on your own?"
 
  2012-04-17 05:20:21 PM
What's Voice Mail Ware?
 
  2012-04-17 08:11:27 PM
Dude, clean yer SAN, it's all scuzzy.
 
  2012-04-18 10:04:24 AM
Can I get our intranet page on my CB radio?
 
  2012-04-18 11:34:55 AM
Laugh now, but the other day I downloaded and compiled lynx. LYNX, I SAY.

Also, next week? Me. In. Seattle. AHEM.
 
  2012-04-18 12:19:53 PM
Lock up your octopi!
 
  2012-04-18 12:29:09 PM
What's funny is I'll be in Antarctica next week.
 
  2012-04-18 01:40:42 PM
Antarctica?

That's different. They usually use Misty or Bambi or something.
 
  2012-04-18 02:03:09 PM
Aunt Bambi?
 
  2012-04-19 08:56:01 AM
Are koala bear noses chewy like a pig's snout?

Google doesn't seem to be much help here.
 
  2012-04-19 03:03:46 PM
y'all with adblock on your browsers are missing some truly weird shiat on FARK these days.
 
  2012-04-19 03:08:16 PM
Well I re-did my home loan and saved over two points.....

*pops a beer*
 
Ni!
  2012-04-19 03:51:24 PM
w0ot!
 
  2012-04-20 12:24:31 PM
Huh -- I think I'm going to make it to the party tomorrow. Good times.
 
  2012-04-20 01:13:18 PM
Yay, Honk,,,,someone that I already have met....(and still like)
I'm looking forward to it, my first.
I know I won't be the ONLY virgin there.....
 
  2012-04-20 02:34:51 PM
It's a meetup of fark guys. I guarantee you won't be the only virgin there.

Thank you kindly, ma'am. We should hit the lunch trail again sometime. It's been forever.
 
  2012-04-20 02:48:18 PM
Let's see if you survive the Party first, then we can talk lunch.....
Don't take a drink from me if I give you one, k....this will be your only warning.
 
  2012-04-20 03:18:56 PM
If I can make it (and I think I can, but it's not certain), I probably won't be drinking much. I do . . . bad things . . . when I drink.
 
  2012-04-20 03:36:14 PM
get a room
 
  2012-04-20 03:45:23 PM
sh-rooms?
 
  2012-04-20 05:11:19 PM
sh-wing!

In other news, Mike is in MN, yay, FARK Party here I come (tomorrow)
 
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