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JoeCamelToe		2012-01-10 10:31:02 AM

Soooooo....that's what you decided to wear today?

The Mad Highlander		2012-01-10 10:51:05 AM

You came in that?

honk		2012-01-10 10:54:28 AM

You're more desperate than I thought.

Mme.Mersault		2012-01-10 11:28:58 AM

Obliterating a McDogfood's would be an act of heroism.

Soup4Bonnie		2012-01-10 12:17:10 PM

Food snobs. I'd kill for a Big Kahuna burger right now.

JoeCamelToe		2012-01-10 12:22:48 PM

Welcome to FarkBurger. Home of the FarkBurger. May I take your order?

JoeCamelToe		2012-01-10 12:23:36 PM

And I'll have the Soup de jour with that.

mybabysmomma		2012-01-10 12:27:33 PM

You know who delivers all that food don't cha...MBM,,,THAT'S RIGHT...

JoeCamelToe		2012-01-10 12:43:11 PM

Mountain Biking Mormons?

honk		2012-01-10 12:53:30 PM

Massively Beautiful Men?

JoeCamelToe		2012-01-10 12:55:23 PM

Motorized Boob Massager?

mybabysmomma		2012-01-10 12:59:34 PM

that just sounds all kinds of ouchy

JoeCamelToe		2012-01-10 01:13:02 PM

My Big Merkin?

h2oincfs		2012-01-10 01:22:37 PM

JoeCamelToe: Welcome to FarkBurger. Home of the FarkBurger. May I take your order?

lemme guess: you stopped serving breakfast 10 minutes ago.

JoeCamelToe		2012-01-10 01:29:10 PM

No FarkBurger serves breakfast all day everyday.

Try our new Mersault platter! We take a home style flapjack cover it with butter, add a layer of bacon, throw on a waffle, smother that in hash browns and top it with a little crepe hat.

....which we serve flambe style.

Mike		2012-01-10 01:56:33 PM

Mersault bacon?

JoeCamelToe		2012-01-10 02:04:41 PM

I had suggested a roast beef sandwich and got my ass kicked for that.

SpearmintPup		2012-01-10 02:20:19 PM

Mike: Mersault bacon?

Mersault Bacon Melange, apparently.

trivaavirt		2012-01-10 03:18:58 PM

ooo crap, Shiat is going to hit the fan around here very soon. I just heard that one of our people has not billed a "client" in over three years.......I'll be hiding under my desk till the smoke clears......
No, It was not me.....whew!

Ni!		2012-01-10 04:16:07 PM

OH MY GOD! TACOS! SERIOUSLY YOU HAVE NO GOD DAMN IDEA HOW MUCH I LOVE FREAKING TACOS! HOLY HELL!

That's my set response for tacos. Sorry.

Ni!		2012-01-10 04:17:17 PM

trivaavirt: ooo crap, Shiat is going to hit the fan around here very soon. I just heard that one of our people has not billed a "client" in over three years.......I'll be hiding under my desk till the smoke clears......
No, It was not me.....whew!

On purpose? Or just a massive farkup?

trivaavirt		2012-01-10 04:44:50 PM

Not sure yet, Farkup for sure, but a this point I wonder what the end result will be......I mean, you can just call to the client and say, Oh by the way you owe us for the last three years......I think more than one persons head will be chopped off. Boss does not know yet, I'm sure I'll know the minute he finds out.

Ni!		2012-01-10 05:25:18 PM

Well but the client has to know they haven't been paying. At some point they have to think why they're getting something for free for three years. I'd say yeah, time to post a bill.

Rich Cream		2012-01-10 05:43:49 PM

Anderrhea: They do it just to make you cry, snowflake.

And I thought I didn't understand the question.

Stormneedle		2012-01-11 01:48:58 AM

There is no question, only Zuul.
Well, at least now there isn't because in Fark Standard Time it's no longer Tuesday.

JoeCamelToe		2012-01-11 07:49:13 AM

...and speaking of Mersault bacon........

leftyblonde		2012-01-11 11:56:30 AM

[Main] Fark Forum (7 posts of 823430) (+3174)

hazeleyedwolff		2012-01-11 12:24:25 PM

leftyblonde: [Main] Fark Forum (7 posts of 823430) (+3174)

You've got some catching up to do.

Soup4Bonnie		2012-01-11 12:33:43 PM

Yeah, ketchup.

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JoeCamelToe		2012-01-11 12:35:12 PM

Tell me about your mother.

JoeCamelToe		2012-01-11 02:20:24 PM

Your mom killed it....again.

Soup4Bonnie		2012-01-11 02:35:51 PM

Just waiting on you, Lefty. No pressure.

Mme.Mersault		2012-01-11 03:31:46 PM

I'm totally out of food that isn't a pain in the ass to make or frozen. One of you clowns better go to the store.

mybabysmomma		2012-01-11 04:11:52 PM

OH GOD NO!,,,,NOT CLOWNS....NOOOOOOOOO!

Mike		2012-01-11 04:23:15 PM

Can't eat, clowns will sleep me

mybabysmomma		2012-01-11 04:32:49 PM

somehow in my head that translated to "clowns will rape me"

leftyblonde		2012-01-11 06:01:33 PM

meatloaf again.

leftyblonde		2012-01-11 06:03:38 PM

Soup4Bonnie: Just waiting on you, Lefty. No pressure.

Soup4Bonnie		2012-01-11 06:18:56 PM

Ice in my single malt may mean we come to blows.

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zorgon		2012-01-11 10:32:47 PM

IT IS SLIPPY'S BIRTHDAY DAMN IT WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH ALL YOU PEOPLE EXCEPT FOR SOUPIE

SpearmintPup		2012-01-11 11:01:05 PM

You people?

Ni!		2012-01-12 07:00:27 AM

OMG HAPPY BIRTHDAY SLIPPY!

slippy		2012-01-12 07:48:05 AM

It's who's what in the where now?

JoeCamelToe		2012-01-12 08:21:08 AM

Happy B-Day, slip-eh.

h2oincfs		2012-01-12 08:28:36 AM

SCHLIPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
BIRFFFFFDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

leftyblonde		2012-01-12 11:04:46 AM

you forgot to remind me at facebook.

leftyblonde		2012-01-12 11:23:04 AM

pdrake		2012-01-12 01:23:27 PM

sorry, nobody brought the card to my desk to sign.

mybabysmomma		2012-01-12 02:08:22 PM

yeah, what p said.

The Mad Highlander		2012-01-12 03:11:17 PM

I heard there was cake.

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