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  2011-11-29 11:02:52 AM
I vote for new lock, NEW LOCK!, NEW LOCK!, NEW LOCK!
 
  2011-11-29 11:05:29 AM
Here, it will be in the low 60s as I reach my low 40s, although it sometimes feels the other way around.

Today, I would like to spend at least one hour doing nothing but staring at SnorgTees ads.

*puts on drool cloth*
 
  2011-11-29 11:26:09 AM
There ain't but...One way out, Triva?

I would have called in trapped.
 
  2011-11-29 11:43:34 AM
I vote for taking your jacket off. JACKET OFF! JACKET OFF! JACKET OFF!
 
  2011-11-29 11:44:25 AM
I thought about that, no paid time left this year.
I could have taken the plastic insulation off the patio door I suppose, but you can't lock that after your out.

I was telling this to some co-workers, and I was told of "Peggy" who got her car started, but forgot something in the house, got out, shut door, not knowing that her keys were in there and it locked her out. HER LONG SKIRT WAS ALSO IN THE DOOR. So she had to either take off the skirt or rip it. but then what, her house was locked up, and her key's were in the car, (pre cell phone day's)
I guess I don't have it THAT bad.
 
  2011-11-29 12:06:00 PM
Um

yeah.

Hmof.
 
  2011-11-29 12:20:58 PM
i vote for pants off.
 
  2011-11-29 12:32:12 PM
Want a jacket for free?
 
  2011-11-29 12:41:01 PM
get back to me in february when it's down in the 50°s.
 
  2011-11-29 12:41:22 PM
I change my vote to dance off! DANCE OFF! DANCE OFF! DANCE OFF!
 
  2011-11-29 12:43:18 PM
Smirnoff! Smirnoff! Smirnoff!
 
  2011-11-29 12:55:42 PM
DaveOfTheHillPeople: ...as I reach my low 40s...

LOL. Happy Birthday, Dave.
 
  2011-11-29 01:07:37 PM
trivaavirt: Want a jacket for free?

Yes. Please meet me in the hottub and deliver the jack-it.
 
  2011-11-29 01:14:08 PM
ewww
 
  2011-11-29 04:18:36 PM
FA LA LA LA LA,,,LA, LA, LA, LA

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  2011-11-29 04:49:04 PM
some days i'd like to cock punch john knoll.
 
  2011-11-29 05:44:31 PM
Thanks, OVet. :)
 
  2011-11-29 07:23:01 PM
So what about those water spray systems in the produce section? Seems to me that they're trying to add weight to the vegetables.

Do you think they'd object if I brought a salad spinner and dried all the veg before checking out?
 
  2011-11-29 09:38:46 PM
ski9600: Seems to me that they're trying to add weight to the vegetables.

I think my pot dealer used to do the same thing!
 
  2011-11-29 11:31:39 PM
Bean stew and living alone. Two great things that go great together.
 
  2011-11-29 11:36:57 PM
Anderrhea: Bean stew and living alone. Two great things that go great together.

You DO realize I can be invasive. Especially when beans are
 
  2011-11-29 11:49:24 PM
Hahahaha. Even the p1g5 are offended. If anyone breaks in here looking for Christmas loot, they'll be staggering away with nothing but regret and horror.
 
SGF
  2011-11-30 12:27:04 AM
www.one-leggedsandpiper.com
The horror... The horror
 
  2011-11-30 02:26:11 PM
27.media.tumblr.com
 
  2011-11-30 03:17:47 PM
Dog's, I tells ya, just dog's.



Totally freeked me out, just a bit :-P
 
  2011-12-01 09:08:54 AM
BOING!
 
  2011-12-01 09:21:41 AM
i.imgur.com
 
  2011-12-01 11:35:25 AM
That veteran's jacket doubles as acupuncture treatment. 0_0

Here's another sign that I am now old: I still play Kingdom of Loathing. But hey, for those of you who have been away from KoL for some time, it's Crimbo time again & that means seasonal loot! The Advent calendar has already appeared & it's, shall we say, different this time. :)
 
  2011-12-02 10:16:32 AM
Man, no one kills a 4rum like me.

*hangs head low*
*re-ties shoes while he's down there*
 
  2011-12-02 10:59:55 AM
DaveOfTheHillPeople: Man, no one kills a 4rum like me.

Link (new window)

:P
 
  2011-12-02 12:24:59 PM
Aaaaahhh, Carly Simon's overbite is coming to get meeeeeeee!!!!!

/caffeine consumption reaching hallucinogenic stage
 
  2011-12-02 12:58:58 PM
Yee haw! I'm going to be removing the pen divider so the pigs can get to know each other AND decorating the Pigsmas tree at the same time. Because nothing says "It's the Holiday Season" like brawls and yelling.
 
  2011-12-02 01:10:32 PM
*sneaks chives and catnip into the mix*
 
  2011-12-02 02:40:26 PM
*chrrung, chrung* Forum killa, qu'est-ce que c'est, fa fa faaa faw fa fa fa fuh fa faaah, betta: run run run run, run run awayyyyy, oh oh oh aaiiiii aye aye yie yieeeyeeahh *chrung chunk chrung-a chunka*
 
  2011-12-02 02:50:38 PM
oh yeah? (new window)
 
  2011-12-02 03:02:11 PM
The hell was that? Points for mullets and stunned children.
 
  2011-12-02 03:28:02 PM
 
  2011-12-03 12:12:29 AM
I will break into your house and tear your wife in half. heh.
 
Ni!
  2011-12-04 09:23:00 AM
i1223.photobucket.com
 
  2011-12-04 10:27:24 AM
www.savoryreviews.com
 
  2011-12-05 08:59:45 AM
Ding Dong
 
  2011-12-05 09:54:35 AM
One ringy dingy.
Two ringy dingy.
 
Ni!
  2011-12-05 02:02:43 PM
Ringy dingy?

i1223.photobucket.com

Singy Bingy!
 
  2011-12-05 04:41:55 PM
i.imgur.com

Blingy Blingy
 
Ni!
  2011-12-06 07:30:21 AM
i1223.photobucket.com

Flingy dinghy!
 
  2011-12-06 09:18:04 AM
okay, watched "day watch" last night.

what the...?
 
  2011-12-06 10:34:36 AM
www.videogamemm.com
Springy thingy!
 
  2011-12-06 03:48:30 PM
i59.photobucket.com
 
  2011-12-06 06:09:56 PM
h2oincfs: okay, watched "day watch" last night.

what the...?


I think you were supposed to watch the other one, first.
Not that that would have helped much.
 
  2011-12-06 07:30:42 PM
zorgon: h2oincfs: okay, watched "day watch" last night.

what the...?

I think you were supposed to watch the other one, first.
Not that that would have helped much.


i did. that's why i watched the second one, hoping that it would make more sense.

it was worse.

it would probably help if i had more of a background in russian folklore, but i don't.
 
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