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leftyblonde		2011-08-16 01:17:02 AM

leftyblonde		2011-08-16 01:21:57 AM

The Mad Highlander		2011-08-16 07:12:58 AM

h2oincfs		2011-08-16 08:52:08 AM

leftyblonde: [i179.photobucket.com image 316x238]

The final frame is...

i'll be in my bunk.

mybabysmomma		2011-08-16 11:19:11 AM

Snoop getting his bake on with the Martha...now I've seen everything

e-man		2011-08-16 12:48:48 PM

h2oincfs: The final frame is...

i'll be in my bunk.

Heh. Piehole.

hazeleyedwolff		2011-08-16 02:45:42 PM

That gif is shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing a few creampies in my time.

e-man		2011-08-16 03:25:37 PM

It's like the snowball effect.

OregonVet		2011-08-16 04:06:50 PM

NSFW language (new window).

Ni!		2011-08-16 06:29:13 PM

Told the kids I was gonna change my name to "Asshole" and dare them to say it. There was a good ten minutes before that of "MOMMOMOMOMOMOMMMYMOMMYMAMAMAMAMOM!" coming from all directions.

scraping-fetus-off-the-wheel		2011-08-16 10:49:28 PM

Week before school starts.
This morning wife puts car in shop to fix dent in door which has been there for months.
I drop off daughter at babysitting gig at 8:15 am, pick up wife at 8:30, drop her off at work and open my shop 5 minutes late.
Pick up wife at 6:30 pm, she tells me that daughter has dentist appt. At 8:40 tomorrow. And oh by the way, her boss sent down word that everybody better be at lest 10 minutes early from now on or heads will roll. And daughter has appt Thursday at 3 pm for something else.
So, tomorrow, daughter to dentist at 8:40, wife to work at 8:50, we have 1 vehicle, and I guess I will just open my shop whenever.
I'm just a little crabby.
Best of all, daughter sweetly intones that none of this would be a problem if she had her own car.
I couldn't resist, I mentioned that her car fund was used up this summer by her and her mother for those shopping trips and the 2 new Coach purses they are so fond of.
Daughter crying, wife mad, and not a single fark was given tonight.

How y'all been?

skink		2011-08-17 02:26:11 AM

I feel your pain. Five adults in the house. Three of us working, one in college, one has a baby due Labor Day.

ONE CAR. NO A/C.

*Fist bump*
*Whimper*

DeiterLee		2011-08-17 06:45:32 AM

No kids, the wife is cool, but the farking dogs are getting on my nerves.

The Mad Highlander		2011-08-17 07:04:50 AM

5 people, 4 dogs, 4 cats, one paycheck.
I feel ya.

mybabysmomma		2011-08-17 09:04:23 AM

I feel lucky,,,3 people, 4 dogs, 1 cat, 1 regular paycheck, 2 vehicles that work

Right now the only problem I'm having is finding enough time in my day to get all my stuff done.

trivaavirt		2011-08-17 09:08:48 AM

just me, one car, one job.........I'll just STFU right now. Oh, and an EX-SO who's wallet I need from time to time.

OregonVet		2011-08-17 10:51:58 AM

The IRS completely FARKed up our tax return. Called this morning- refund is due Friday. Yah, we'll see. That part on the form that says, "do not staple," yah, ignore that and staple your shiat together. They can deal with it. It would also be nice if they could truly be paperless.

OregonVet		2011-08-17 10:58:42 AM

Oh, and I gotta work tonight and MrsOV reminded me she's hosting 20 tomorrow. At a friend's house, but I still gotta come up with hors d'oeuvres for a bunch of womens.

mybabysmomma		2011-08-17 11:18:14 AM

Womens like salty and sweet. and CHOCOLATE

h2oincfs		2011-08-17 01:27:43 PM

mybabysmomma: Womens like salty and sweet. and CHOCOLATE

i'm not a womens, but salted chocolate is to. die. for.

OregonVet		2011-08-17 02:09:22 PM

Mmmmmm chocolate covered pretzels. I'll get that for the womens.

h2oincfs		2011-08-17 03:07:03 PM

chocolate truffles with sea salt (new window)

The Mad Highlander		2011-08-17 04:56:24 PM

I'll just leave this here. (new window)

Smiths		2011-08-17 07:30:09 PM

skitamarink a dinky dink

DeiterLee		2011-08-17 08:01:21 PM

Nutella on a Ritz!

alice_600		2011-08-18 12:50:26 AM

I gotta apologize I have been a dick to everyone here this week on the news forums.

Stormneedle		2011-08-18 12:58:27 AM

I don't read the forums. Especially this one.

alice_600		2011-08-18 01:00:42 AM

Then why are you on this one now?

skink		2011-08-18 07:19:03 AM

Until late last night, I had NO idea I was supposed to be panicking about the comet, Elenin. Apparently, everyone on Facebook says I should be. Were you guys aware?

Ni!		2011-08-18 07:33:08 AM

The one that's going to pass at a distance 90 times greater than the earth to the moon and is far too small to do any damage?

Ni!		2011-08-18 07:35:24 AM

skink		2011-08-18 08:24:18 AM

Ni!: The one that's going to pass at a distance 90 times greater than the earth to the moon and is far too small to do any damage?

After further reading, here is what they are scared of:

A planet, so far not visible to us, is FOLLOWING the comet, and will disrupt the magnetic fields of all the planets it passes, before passing close by us and disrupting life as we know it. What I want to know is, did it tell the cab driver "Follow that comet!", or is it tailing it (HAHA) in it's own vehicle?

DaveOfTheHillPeople		2011-08-18 10:25:26 AM

skink: Ni!: The one that's going to pass at a distance 90 times greater than the earth to the moon and is far too small to do any damage?

After further reading, here is what they are scared of:

A planet, so far not visible to us, is FOLLOWING the comet, and will disrupt the magnetic fields of all the planets it passes, before passing close by us and disrupting life as we know it. What I want to know is, did it tell the cab driver "Follow that comet!", or is it tailing it (HAHA) in it's own vehicle?

Does this planet have Max Von Sydow pushing buttons that cause hot hail to fall?

DoctorCal		2011-08-18 02:07:54 PM

Suck it (new window)

The Mad Highlander		2011-08-18 04:12:55 PM

I laughed harder than I should at this. (new window)

The Mad Highlander		2011-08-18 04:14:32 PM

I have a largish piece of oak plywood left over from a kitchen remodel.
Would I need to coat it with anything to use it as a cutting/breadmaking board?

The Mad Highlander		2011-08-18 06:54:30 PM

Never mind, just read that oak is not recommended for a cutting surface.
Any ideas what I can make with a 4x4 sheet of 3/4 oak ply?

Soup4Bonnie		2011-08-18 07:29:45 PM

A kite! :)

But not a very good one. :(

mybabysmomma		2011-08-18 09:21:25 PM

table top, shelves, a box ,,, wait, is it 4' x4' or 4" x 4"?

The Mad Highlander		2011-08-19 07:20:52 AM

Feet, not inches.
Pretty much a half sheet left over from making counter tops.

mybabysmomma		2011-08-19 10:20:10 AM

birdhouse, trinket box, headboard for twin bed, any of these striking your fancy or do you want more?

OregonVet		2011-08-19 10:31:06 AM

Headboard is neat. Get some trim and dress it up.

h2oincfs		2011-08-19 10:58:38 AM

mybabysmomma: birdhouse, trinket box, headboard for twin bed, any of these striking your fancy or do you want more?

you can keep your weeeeed in it!

OregonVet: Headboard is neat. Get some trim and dress it up.

huh. usually i have to do it the other way around.

mybabysmomma		2011-08-19 11:00:51 AM

Yeah, mine would be Trim it up and get some

OregonVet		2011-08-19 02:43:13 PM

Annnnnd considering this crowd: install some handlebars on it too.

jeanwearinfool		2011-08-20 04:36:24 PM

What's the story behind the "homeschooled wife" meme. The googles, they do nothing.

leftyblonde		2011-08-21 12:33:56 AM

wut?

OregonVet		2011-08-21 10:08:46 AM

bloomer		2011-08-21 06:37:36 PM

Boy OV that looks so wonderful.

We have been blessed with another dog. My son-in-law has become allergic to their dog. Mom to the rescue!
He's a large goofy chocolate lab.
Large.
His new mission in life is to be attached to my hip.
He also drools.
But, I love him.

zorgon		2011-08-21 07:31:28 PM

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