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(NBC News)
 
  
 
 Atuk zug zug, caca Lana
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(Some Brewmeister)
 
  
 
 Lawsuit trolls aren't just for technology apparently. Some poor little brewery in Kentucky is being attacked... help 'em out
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(Boston Magazine)
 
  
 
 Darth Maul lobster found; Disney sues for licensing rights
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(Guardian)
 
  
 
 FEMA's quick measure for how hard hit a disaster area is--check out the local: A) Department of Transportation, B) Department of Public Works, or C) Waffle House
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
  
 
 My psychiatrist said I do not have a mental illness, therefore I have every right to call 911 100 times in a month to report satellites that are crushing my chest and squeezing my brain
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(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 Congress in 2010: Why isn't the IRS looking at these political groups filing for 501c more closely? Congress 2011: Why is the IRS scrutinizing these organizations? Congress now: Why can't the IRS read our minds?
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
  
 
 Man finds rare comic book during home remodel, then has it torn during argument with in-laws. "That was a $75,000 tear"
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(BBC)
 
  
 
 A newly-wed couple got back from honeymoon to find their home painted in the style of Mr Blobby - as part of a revenge prank by the groom's brother
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
  
 
 "Fu𐑙k Cancer" hats get sisters tossed from mall. FARK: They were shopping for funeral dresses after their mom died of cancer
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(Some Guy)
 
  
 
 "Temporary Tattoos May Put You at Risk," Yeah, the risk of being a complete douche
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Sports
(Pro Football Talk)
 
  
 
 In order to make Pro Bowl more exciting, NFL may offer cash incentives to players for individual performance and making big plays during the game. Like a bounty, one might say
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(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 Golfer Sergio Garcia: I apologize if anyone was offended by my remarks, but I'm completely mystified by how anyone would think I wast being racist when I said I'd invite Tiger Woods to dinner and serve fried chicken
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(ESPN)
 
  
 
 Brian Urlacher to retire after he is no longer the Bear he used to be
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(ESPN FC)
 
  
 
 Goetze unlikely to play in UEFA Champions League final, leaving Borussia Dortmund with a big offensive hole to fill and its backfield susceptible to penetration
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(Sportige)
 
  
 
 As the great Charles Smith taught us 20 years ago, it's impossible to win a basketball game when you miss 7 consecutive layups, as the Memphis Grizzlies painfully discovered
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(RotoExperts)
 
  
 
 Mad Men, The Simpsons and how they're the same as Starting Pitchers
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(Huffington Post)
 
  
 
 ESPN is forced to layoff hundreds of people after Tim Tebow disappears from the NFL
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(USA Today)
 
  
 
 Mike Trout hits for the cycle; will now go upstream to lay eggs
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(Deadspin)
 
  
 
 This penalty kick for the state championship ... SAVE ... oh, wait
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(Daily Mail)
 
  
 
 New York Yankees to help Americans figure another way to ignore soccer even more
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Business
(Some Brewmeister)
 
  
 
 Lawsuit trolls aren't just for technology apparently. Some poor little brewery in Kentucky is being attacked... help 'em out
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(Bloomberg)
 
  
 
 Bernanke says premature tightening would endanger recovery, bunghole
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(Forbes)
 
  
 
 Welcome to the future, where the only new books published are "Twilight" fan fiction novellas. Brought to you by Amazon
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(The Register)
 
  
 
 Yahoo plans to keep Tumblr at arm's length, and then grow a longer arm to see if Tumblr can shake out some hipster cash
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(Bloomberg)
 
  
 
 Exports, completely legitimate businessmen to spur Italian recovery in 2014
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(CBS News)
 
  
 
 Victoria's Secret decides that when it comes to making a profit from a mastectomy bra, the cup is only half full
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(Marketwatch)
 
  
 
 Dick's profits continue going straight up
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(News.com.au)
 
  
 
 Are you a smartly-dressed, single man in your 30s? Well congratulations, you're the kind of passenger who's the most likely to get a flight upgrade
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(USA Today)
 
  
 
 Carnival profits down on news that fewer people want to take a ride on a giant floating toilet
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
  
 
 Apple is so hip, they've been making up Irish-American corporations that reside in both countries yet pay taxes in neither. That's like...whoa, man. My mind just got blown by your bodacious use of tax loopholes
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Geek
(NBC News)
 
  
 
 Atuk zug zug, caca Lana
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(Boston Magazine)
 
  
 
 Darth Maul lobster found; Disney sues for licensing rights
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(11)
 
(NPR)
 
  
 
 Quantum computer may or may not be quantum computer. Well, of course
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(9)
 
(Komo)
 
  
 
 Paul Allen puts out an album or CD or whatever
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(7)
 
(Uproxx)
 
  
 
 This 4-year-old girl is the cutest Marvel Comics expert you'll see today
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
  
 
 Man finds rare comic book during home remodel, then has it torn during argument with in-laws. "That was a $75,000 tear"
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(26)
 
(The Register)
 
  
 
 The inventor of the GIF format is so old and out of touch that he doesn't even know how to pronounce GIF any more
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(VentureBeat)
 
  
 
 Meet the first man to lose his Google Glasses
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(8)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
  
 
 Sorry, overdone tattoo designs, we now have a new and better use for Celtic knots: hyper-branched polymer synthesis
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(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 Soylent Green is made of toner
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Entertainment
(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 Game of Thrones brings increased tourism to Croatia, Iceland, and Morocco. Your dragon wants steak
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(Uproxx)
 
  
 
 Zach Galifianakis met Craig Ferguson for the first time last night and the two telepathically agreed to just comedy improv the whole damn thing and create ten minutes of weird delightfulness
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(io9)
 
  
 
 Simon Pegg, Nick Frost and Edgar Wright team up once again for "The World's End"
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(7)
 
(Komo)
 
  
 
 Paul Allen puts out an album or CD or whatever
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(7)
 
(Celebslam)
 
  
 
 Madonna wears a sweatshirt with an AK-47 on it, which is the most controversial thing you'll see all day from a woman going through menopause
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(mdr.de)
 
  
 
 In today's installment of where-are-they-now? Mike & the Mechanics have been located, playing a gig in a salt mine (video)
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(Huffington Post)
 
  
 
 Katy Perry has huge tracts of land
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(Newser)
 
  
 
 Partying with Bieber? Sign crazy waiver that includes if you tweet, blog, text message, or otherwise talk about the party in any way, shape, or form, you owe the Biebs $5 million
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(Inforum)
 
  
 
 Creators of "The Annoying Orange" being sued for something other than crimes against humanity
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(Washington Post)
 
  
 
 Carol Burnett wins Mark Twain Prize for humor. Jerry Lewis Award for Humorless Hissy Fits still too close to call
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Politics
(Townhall)
 
  
 
 Not only is the DOJ bugging and seizing records from FOX News and AP reporters but their friends, parents, other relatives, oh and the corporate execs. First Amendment weeps
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(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 Congress in 2010: Why isn't the IRS looking at these political groups filing for 501c more closely? Congress 2011: Why is the IRS scrutinizing these organizations? Congress now: Why can't the IRS read our minds?
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(Washington Post)
 
  
 
 Bernanke to Congress: You're the problem
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
  
 
 News: Freshman Sen. Mike Lee of Utah sold off his million-dollar house in a short-sale to his buddy. Scandalous: He is also renting a house now, from that same buddy, in the same neighborhood
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(Mental Floss)
 
  
 
 11 terrifying images of old Soviet playgrounds
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
  
 
 WaPo fact checker gives three "Pinocchios" to the doctored Benghazi emails claim. Proving once and for all that we cannot trust a single soul within a 50 mile radius of D.C
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(PC Magazine)
 
  
 
 McCain upset about Apple forcing him to update his apps
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(Politico)
 
  
 
 Heads will roll at the IRS...what? They won't? Really? Oh come on, we got the torches and pitchforks at a discount. A discount...*grumble*
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(The Raw Story)
 
  
 
 Tucker Carlson's raging case of assholio seems to have spread to his staff
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
  
 
 Reid mulls "nuclear-style" filibuster reform for nominations. And much like the Cold War, there will be a lot of talk and fear that both sides will do something terrible, but ultimately nothing will ever come of this
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Video
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 You wish you could shred Van Halen's "Eruption" as well as this 14-year-old girl does
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(YouTube)
 
  
 
 Japan has cool vending machines but Coca Cola in India and Pakistan has taken it up a notch
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(Washington Free Beacon)
 
  
 
 Wolf Blitzer to tornado survivor: "Did ya thank the lord, did ya, did ya? " Tornado survivor: "Uh, no. I'm an atheist." It's NOT news, it's CNN
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(io9)
 
  
 
 Zombie parkour, because why not?
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(YouTube)
 
  
 
 Hard to believe but something good comes out of an interview with one of the survivors of the terrible tornado in Oklahoma
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(Hoax & Conspiracy Videos)
 
  
 
 Spot a fake airplane in the skies over rural PA last night? That's an anal probin'
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(LiveLeak)
 
  
 
 Luckily the driver had a dashcam to avoid this obvious insurance fraud
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(YouTube)
 
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 Ok seriously, your wtf video of the day. Gah, how is that possible?
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(WMCTV)
 
  
 
 Helicopter footage follows the Moore tornado as it tears through the OKC suburbs, from when it first touched down to when it finally roped out
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(Uproxx)
 
  
 
 NOPENOPENOPENOPE -- So This Is What Happens To Your Blood When A Single Drop Of Snake Venom Gets Into It
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FarkUs
(White House)
 
  
 
 Hey Farkers: I just started a petition that says any US citizen who reaches 100 years old shouldn't have to pay income tax any more. Help me hit 100,000 signatures
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(Indiegogo)
 
  
 
 Eyewear company seeks assistance to give two patent trolls important life advice, specifically on how they can go f*ck themselves. Bonus: I'll buy a beer for anyone who wears this t-shirt to a Fark party -Drew
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(Mental Floss)
 
  
 
 News: There is a U.S. Metric Program office in Washington. FARK: Number of employees: 2
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(Mental Floss)
 
  
 
 10 things you might not know about the Indy 500, unless you have a one track mind
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(Kickstarter)
 
  
 
 The Coney Island Mermaid Parade was washed out by Sandy this year, but thanks to this Kickstarter you can help bring back the scantily clad debauchery
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(BTVS Online)
 
  
 
 "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" ended ten years ago today. Your Joss Whedon thread of the day
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(YouTube)
 
  
 
 Monday blues
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(7)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
  
 
 Steve Jobs wasnt brilliant; he was a mentally ill man who was able to exploit it with his charisma
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
  
 
 Does baking your own bread really save you some dough?
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(Grid Runner)
 
  
 
 Farker released a new online game this weekend - see the world through the eyes of a hacker, come check it out (DIT)
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