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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin's name hurriedly removed from secret Finnish list of wanted criminals after police realize no one in Finland is brave enough to arrest him
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cuba pulls a reverse Janet Reno
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
You'll get over it
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(Lex 18)
 
 
 
Where exactly was Drew this morning?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Florida man, misses his mom, steals $75,000 worth of soup
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The world would be a happier place if we all had a therapy llama
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
"Boxers work to knock out Parkinson's symptoms" Briefs, however, kill your sperm and leaves you shakin' with regret
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
'Please help' and the 8 other things Earthlings want to say to extraterrestrials ... Turns out, we're a fairly self-obsessed bunch
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(Guyism)
 
 
 
Typical Drink: Obscure micro-brews, including one that they brew right on the premises that smells like a diseased elephant sh**ting out a dead cat
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Now's the time to regulate the furries of Times Square and render them impotent before they multiply
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Sports
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Imma let you finish, but the Immaculate Reception was the best play of all time. OF ALL TIME
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(With Leather)
 
 
 
Papa John went full frat guy while cheering on Louisville during the NCAA championship. Yes, there is photographic evidence
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(51)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
The world of competitive spelling in in a tizzy as the organizers fo the Scripps National Spelling Bee announce they are now going to test whether contestants have any idea of the meanings of all those words they know how to spell
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Lions taking a look at Te'o. How long can they string him along, making him believe they're an actual NFL football team?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
McLemore to enter NBA draft, wear your granddad's clothes
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
What it's like to be LeBron: "OK, I'm on the break, jumped a little early but that's all right, I'll just pass to...Mike Miller? Screw that, I'll just do this myself"
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(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Kentucky's 2013 Mr. Basketball commits to Kentucky's 2013 Bench
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(CNN)
 
 
 
UFC suspends fighter for making 'transphobic' comments. Dana White reportedly planning to have fighters hurl insults at each other in the octagon, since words are so much more devastating than the usual sweaty dick punching
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
The 820-consecutive sellout games streak is about to come to an end at Fenway Park
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(38)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Houston beats Phoenix thanks to Jermaine O'Neal's buzzer-beating goaltend (w/video)
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Business
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
New startup Coinsetter set to bring leveraged bitcoin trading to the masses. What could possibly go wrong?
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(US News)
 
 
 
Newspaper circulation revenue rises for first time in more than a decade. Media experts suspect people are becoming nostalgic for the days of reading the morning paper, or a lot of puppies have recently been adopted
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Hostess approves the sale of the Twinkie filling
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
United Airlines comes in last in transportation survey, just slightly behind Wells Fargo stage coaches
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(7)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Dogs and cats living together. China posting a trade DEFICIT. These are truly the end times
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Smart: Avoiding a big car payment by buying a nice used car. Dumbass: Avoiding a big car payment by taking out a 97-month long car loan on a new car
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
U.S. Employers have more job openings than at any other time in nearly five years, they are in no hurry to fill them. We're living in a fear-based environment right now, thanks Obama
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Sure, Jobs is dead, Apple stock is down, the iPhone 5 and iPad mini were uninspired refreshes, but there's no reason to think that Apple is in....oh......oh no
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(Electronista)
 
 
 
Following news that Google is bringing its fiber service to Austin, a rep for AT&T says they'll offer fiber in the city too.... they just don't know exactly where, or how much it will cost, or when. But it will be just as good. Please don't leave us
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(68)
 
(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
Good news everyone: Small business are looking to hire. Oh shiat, wait: No one
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Geek
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Farker's first attempt at light painting cherry blossoms results in an article being written in The Atlantic. Article to the left, harsh critics to the right
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(Nature)
 
 
 
Like kids throwing tantrums in public places, noisy fledgling birds blackmail parents for food
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(7)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
NASA says it is not returning to the Moon any time soon, says it would rather send missions to Mars, asteroids, or whatever object their rockets happens to run into
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Lancaster, California wants to become the "Solar capital of the universe." Well, I suppose that sounds a lot better than "Last stop until Bakersfield"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Stephen Hawking visits stem cell lab because genetically engineered henchmen aren't going to create themselves
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(27)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Judge smacks down copyright trolls in porn case. Hot
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Retired stars still attract crap around them, making them hard to reach
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Move over dark matter and dark energy. Now we have dark lightning
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(IT World)
 
 
 
No, software developers don't write code all day. Duh
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(Stabley Times)
 
 
 
Now you can post your "drinking vodka" Facebook update with fewer keystrokes
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Entertainment
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After being reduced to tears by David Letterman's grilling on his show, Lindsay Lohan does the only logical thing
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
If Netflix's nine newly released official Arrested Development teaser posters don't have you ridiculously excited then you can't be friends with the rest of the internet
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Evidently the cast of the Mary Tyler Moore Show is still tight after all these years, which is remarkable considering how old they are
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(YouTube)
 
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Jimmy Kimmel: have you ever cheated on a test? Kid: Yes. Kimmel: How'd you do it? Kid: Good, I got a 92
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Attention, Londoners: the producers of Sherlock would like you to stop spoiling all the secrets of its on-location shootings
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(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Amanda Bynes has moved on from "getting kicked out of gymnastics class" to "walking around Manhattan openly smoking a joint"
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(ABC)
 
 
 
CBS sentences Judge Judy to two more years, $90 million
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
So how did Lindsay Lohan's pre-rehab appearance on Letterman go? He grilled her like a cheeseburger
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Buckwild is dead. Presumably from the clogged tailpipe. No word if it squealed like a pig
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
James Woods didn't get his Family Guy joke because... oh a piece of candy
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Politics
(Salon)
 
 
 
Remember when President Obama laid out an ambitious agenda for a second term in his State of the Union address? Yea, well you can just forget all about that now
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Successful entrepreneur is a "loser" according to sucessful...whatever it is that Sarah Palin is successful at
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Republicans finally find a family of illegal immigrants they love and want to protect from deportation
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Oops--the turtle is flipped on his back. Those tapes of him and his staff bad-mouthing Ashley Judd also show that he may have used his staff illegally to go after her. Maybe calling the FBI wasn't such a bright idea after all
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Carry on my wayward son/ There'll be peace when you are done/ Lay your weary head to rest/ Nevermind, we're outlawing anything that promotes sustainable development
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Thatcher's funeral will have a Falklands War theme. No word on whether protesters plan to launch Exocets at the coffin
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Obamacare will work out so well, one of its main architects stated the following: Law 'beyond comprehension;' After bad start, 'will only get worse'...Fail tag is for all those who 'passed it to see what was in it'
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Fed releases minutes early. It's okay, that can happen to anyone
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
"Obama to limit size of retirement accounts" - This, people, is quality trolling
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Smug Massachusetts laughs as backwards Mississippi town sues the gubmnt to take away horrifying wind turbines that are destroying their health. Wait, got those two states switched around; sorry
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(Vimeo)
 
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"The Promise", a comedy short by TFarker's friend that was bestowed with a Vimeo Staff Pick
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Game of Thrones Opening: Buffy Style
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
If you are a grown man and thinking of selling your 40 year old doll on Craigslist please be ready for anything. Not safe for work language
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
TUH-Night on ABC Family: the wacky adventure of Batman Begins
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
How animals eat their food. Apparently there is much more to head butting than previously thought
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Deadly attack of beaver on a man who tried to film him against his will
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(18)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
"This is the End" redband trailer. This movie cannot fail to be awesome. The only thing better might be "Pineapple Express 2.0" (Not safe for work)
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Trailer for "Elysium", Neil Blokamp's first film since "District 9"
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(That Video Site)
 
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Cop pulls over German tourist for speeding, breaks out some 'Murica on the driver
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(105.9 The Rock)
 
 
 
You will never ever, ever, ever, ever have a better best man speech than this air force pilot did
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(Vimeo)
 
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"The Promise", a comedy short by TFarker's friend that was bestowed with a Vimeo Staff Pick
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Just in case the whole global warming thing is actually true and the polar ice caps do melt, here's how popular tourist destinations will look when submerged In 25 feet of water
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
This is it, folks. US and Japan brace for impact. Will Best Korea launch a missile as a "test"? Will the US respond with force? Will China smack a biatch? This is your official "drop it like it's Un" April 10th discussion thread
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(Some Cathol)
 
 
 
10 myths about gay marriage or: Oh God, people really believe this?
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
25 things turning 25 this year. But not on Monday, definitely not on Monday
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Monday blues
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(Kickstarter)
 
 
 
Microbrewer need some Fark love, with only 8 days remaining on their Kickstarter, will anyone please just think of the beer?
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(YardBarker)
 
 
 
The eight worst movies starring athletes
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
No Monday Blues? How about some Moreland & Arbuckle?
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(5)
 
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Can you go from NYC to San Francisco by subway? No? Well, guess again
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