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(BBC) Spiffy Miss England, who looks like a drag queen, steps down after nightclub brawl. Please welcome her replacement at Miss World, L/Cpl Katrina Hodge, the hottest woman in uniform  (news.bbc.co.uk) (37)
(Dallas News) Hero 17-year-old who thought the "pain and agony" he dealt with when running was normal, finds out he's had Cystic Fibrosis, should be dead or in critical condition. Decides to keep running, and winning  (dallasnews.com) (31)
(Some Couple) Photoshop Photoshop this bon voyage bid  (de.img.seen.by) (39)
(Some Junior Jedi) Cool Hasboro is having a diorama contest for their toys. Top 5 here. Much better than my use of toilet paper tubes and empty cereal boxes  (hasbro.com) (59)
(Toronto Star) Cool "Everything on eBay is fake or a rip-off" Yeah, tell that to the guy who picked up a lost Chaplin film there for $5.68  (thestar.com) (65)
(Some Guy) Silly Christmas 1, Godless heathens 0  (weaselzippers.net) (187)
(Some Guy) Scary Russia vs. Georgia II: Caucasus Boogaloo  (swissinfo.ch) (69)
(Some Lonley Guy) Stupid Ladies and Gentlemen, the Solo-Operable Seesaw  (patentlysilly.com) (41)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Amusing Male strippers everywhere afraid of the chilling effect of this latest Illinois arrest  (suntimes.com) (31)
(Independent) Scary Three doctors and a nurse arrested in Mexico City for selling babies after telling mothers their babies had died. So much for kid pro quo  (independent.co.uk) (60)
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Sports
(NYPost) Amusing After office workers ran out of confetti to toss at the Yankee victory parade, they started throwing things that hadn't been shredded yet  (nypost.com) (3)
(Dallas News) Hero 17-year-old who thought the "pain and agony" he dealt with when running was normal, finds out he's had Cystic Fibrosis, should be dead or in critical condition. Decides to keep running, and winning  (dallasnews.com) (31)
(ESPN) Asinine If two-loss Notre Dame wins out, they will be in a BCS bowl, and the Rose Bowl executive director isn't even bothering to pretend that it's for any reason other than money and TV ratings  (sports.espn.go.com) (9)
(670 The Score) Cool Manny decides he wants to be Manny again in Mannywood  (670thescore.stats.com) (9)
(Yahoo) Spiffy Alabama vs LSU ☑ Penn St vs Ohio St ☑ The rest of the Top 25 vs patsies ☑ ☑ and ☑ It's your Saturday College Football conversation  (rivals.yahoo.com) (493)
(ESPN) Obvious Maybe squeaking out a win against lowly LA Tech will shut Boise State up for a bit  (scores.espn.go.com) (72)
(Major League Baseball) Interesting Philadelphia Phillies to wife beater Brett Myers: "Boom, outta here"  (mlb.mlb.com) (35)
(BBC) Amusing 5000 leftover Olympic condoms, with the motto "faster, higher, stronger" put up for auction. Let's hope they weren't made to Chinese specification  (news.bbc.co.uk) (30)
(Kansas City) Spiffy Matt Cassel has secret weapon against concussions; he simply throws an interception before taking a sack  (kansascity.com) (45)
(Some Guy) Asinine Rumors of Peter Forsberg joining the Canucks have been joined now with rumors of Jaromir Jagr joining the Oilers. This begs the question: Why do Forsberg and Jagr hate the NHL??  (mynhltraderumors.com) (83)
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Showbiz
(Paste Magazine) Fail The Cleveland Show, the painfully unfunny Family Guy spinoff, is hoping some celebrity casting will them. So, they've enlisted...Hall & Oates. Good luck getting that second season pickup  (pastemagazine.com) (47)
(io9) Unlikely Roland Emmerich's eight rules for ending the world  (io9.com) (41)
(Daily Mail) Strange "'Michael Jackson is furious he's not buried next to Marilyn Monroe', claims medium on live TV seance." The Daily Mail is there  (dailymail.co.uk) (21)
(Daily Mail) Spiffy In the "Old news is so exciting" file: a new article about pictures of Carrie Fisher and her stunt double sunbathing while wearing the slave bikini during filming of Return of the Jedi in 1983  (dailymail.co.uk) (135)
(Contact Music) Sad Toni Braxton's husband has ununbroke her heart  (contactmusic.com) (24)
(Yahoo) Silly M.I.A.: "I'm a shaaark"  (omg.yahoo.com) (43)
(Daily Mail) Spiffy Zooey Deschanel gets dolled up for MTV Europe Awards and performs a burlesque style routine  (dailymail.co.uk) (138)
(Some Kraken) Cool First look at the 'Clash of the Titans' movie posters  (filmofilia.com) (89)
(Contact Music) Cool John Mayer, Hugh Jackman are raising money for Mexican orphans by auctioning off meet and greets. So far, Jackman has raised thousands while Mayer has raised hundreds, as it's hard for unemployeed teens to scrape that much money together  (contactmusic.com) (19)
(Cinematical) Strange Justin Timberlake to bring the sexy back in Boo Boo while Dan Aykroyd will give us his best Yogi impersonation in upcoming "Yogi Bear" movie  (cinematical.com) (37)
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Geek
(Some Guy) Interesting A new study says internet use is not linked to isolation. Subby posted this from his mother's basement a few days shy of his 40th birthday  (wsbtv.com) (17)
(TechEBlog) Weird And this is why computer mice shouldn't have 18-buttons  (techeblog.com) (76)
(The Register) Unlikely Relax. Your Google searches for whipped cream and parrots aren't being added to your permanent record, you pervert  (theregister.co.uk) (19)
(Hulu) Video Carl Sagan hould have turned 75 today. Here's a little thing he threw together called "Cosmos"  (hulu.com) (143)
(The Good News) Amusing 10 ways Darwin got it wrong  (gnmagazine.org) (113)
(Some Guy) Amusing Most awesome photos you'll see today of a 1930's Russian Flying Fortress dogfighting a Nazi flying saucer, velociraptors suspiciously absent  (englishrussia.com) (74)
(University of Georgia) Interesting Bad news: Another invasive species. Good news: It's a bug that eats kudzu. Great news: It also eats soy  (georgiafaces.caes.uga.edu) (52)
(Some Guy) Ironic Engineer says wind farm site is too windy  (newsvine.com) (51)
(AlterNet) Sick You like raspberry candy? How about raspberry candy made with real beaver anal glands?  (alternet.org) (84)
(Santa Cruz Sentinel) Interesting Monterey researchers starting to get worried about the gang problem. The dolphin gang problem  (santacruzsentinel.com) (26)
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Politics
(Some Guy) Asinine Iraqis "unhappy" with the quality of free food rations provided by Western taxpayers. If only there was a way for them to obtain food more acceptable to their discerning palates  (kurdishglobe.net) (60)
(Haaretz) Obvious "Israel is not a tolerant society" says the U.S. State Department, who seemingly just returned from a 40 year, cranial self rectal spelunking fact-finding mission  (haaretz.com) (107)
(Huffington Post) Scary A long day's journey into crazy. HuffPo visits Teabaggers  (huffingtonpost.com) (80)
(Houston Chronicle) Scary No debate, no amendments, no support, no Republicans? No problem. Barbara Boxer pushes bill through comittee by "interpreting" the rules to mean she can do whatever she wants  (chron.com) (397)
(Boston Globe) Misc Stimulus money is not subject to review by transportation experts who might ask difficult questions like "why are we giving the New England Patriots a $9 million footbridge connecting two of their parking lots?"  (boston.com) (39)
(Washington Post) Interesting Actual headline: "Why won't Obama give you a job?" Yeah, what's up with that?  (washingtonpost.com) (74)
(Google) Spiffy Decision day for health care in the House. Bonus: Obama got them to drag their lazy asses to work on a Saturday  (google.com) (159)
(Fox News) Stupid Barney Frank was there when his partner was arrested for pot. In happened in 2007, but for Fox News, it's happening now  (foxnews.com) (316)
(Examiner) Interesting MoveOn mounts campaign to run primary challengers, take away Committee chairmanships from Democrats who aren't "progressive" enough. But this is not a purge of moderates like those Stalinist conservatives are doing  (printthis.clickability.com) (197)
(Hot Air) Ironic White House strongarms its political allies to make Fox News less balanced. Wait, what?  (hotair.com) (190)
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Video
(YouTube) Amusing Sometimes Batman doesn't disappear so smoothly  (youtube.com) (3)
(YouTube) Cool Jessica Alba getting bare-ass spanked? Yeah, I'll take some of that  (youtube.com) (56)
(YouTube) Sappy The cutest darned talking parrot with his new stuffed animal bunny friend you'll be watch in at least 500 years. WARNING: "Awwww" content may not be suitable for Fark tough guys  (youtube.com) (23)
(LiveLeak) Video Jacking around at the bowling alley sometimes produces an amazingly lucky shot. Ah, here's one now  (liveleak.com) (16)
(LiveLeak) Scary Zeus vs. Thor over Brisbane  (liveleak.com) (23)
(FrogSoda) Video When this guy said he wanted a room near the pool... he meant it  (frogsoda.com) (35)
(YouTube) Cool You'll either want to kill it, fark it, run from it, or listen to it  (youtube.com) (25)
(YouTube) Cool This guy landed an 88 ft. front flip on a motorcycle, what did you do today?  (youtube.com) (65)
(LiveLeak) Amusing What R/C jet fail might look like  (liveleak.com) (43)
(YouTube) Amusing Electric banana sharpener. No, this is not a euphemism, ya pervy wanker  (youtube.com) (22)
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Music
(Crosscut) Cool Two new discs containing full Nirvana concerts released this week, plus 20th-anniversary remastered Bleach. Thrill to Kurt Cobain yelling "We love you Courtney" from Reading stage  (crosscut.com) (21)
(FMGQ) Sad Steven Tyler possibly leaving Aerosmith. Quick, someone search YouTube for a soundalike to front the band, since that's worked so well for Journey and Boston  (fmqb.com) (34)
(Yahoo) Silly M.I.A.: "I'm a shaaark"  (omg.yahoo.com) (43)
(3 News New Zealand) Unlikely Website caught selling Beatles mp3s illegally says they did nothing wrong - the tracks were re-recordings made to sound exactly like the originals through 'psycho-acoustic simulation' technology  (3news.co.nz) (16)
(Spike) Amusing Seven of music's biggest badasses...that are actually posers  (spike.com) (97)
(Contact Music) Cool John Mayer, Hugh Jackman are raising money for Mexican orphans by auctioning off meet and greets. So far, Jackman has raised thousands while Mayer has raised hundreds, as it's hard for unemployeed teens to scrape that much money together  (contactmusic.com) (19)
(The Sun) Obvious Paul McCartney says what submitter has been saying for years: "The Beatles weren't that good"  (thesun.co.uk) (214)
(YouTube) Cool Arguably one of the best covers ever, it's the Cowboy Junkies covering Velvet Underground's "Sweet Jane"  (youtube.com) (93)
(Some Guy) Cool Neil Young to release live solo acoustic album from 1992's "Harvest Moon" tour. Both Neil Young fans reportedly ecstatic  (digitalspy.com) (52)
(BBC) Cool Sister, I'm the Best Musical Poet  (news.bbc.co.uk) (11)
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Business
(Wall Street Journal) Scary Bank failures hit 120, including bank with branch offices in China. Our masters will be displeased  (online.wsj.com) (11)
(Some Guy) Ironic Unemployed man paints his resume on his car: "My best bet is to stay parked somewhere because gas is so expensive"  (nwanews.com) (33)
(PCWorld) Amusing Verizon calls AT&T's bluff, demands their suit proceed to trial, putting AT&T in the unenviable position of explaining -- in court -- why the coverage maps, despite being accurate, are inaccurate  (pcworld.com) (123)
(MSNBC) Interesting US may not have European health care yet, but we already have European unemployment: Jobless rate reaches 10.2 percent  (msnbc.msn.com) (124)
(Some Guy) Misc MGM Mirage reports $750.4 million quarterly loss. Submitter didn't lose quite that much the last time he was at the MGM  (lvrj.com) (49)
(Some Ad Guy) Silly Campbell's Soup, who makes the world's worst chicken noodle soup, launches an ad campaign bragging about how many noodles go into each can  (adage.com) (69)
(The Daily Beast) Unlikely Having customers pay for online news will be successful within two years, says Time Warner CEO Jeff McWishfulthinking  (thedailybeast.com) (64)
(News.com.au) Obvious You knew the girls on dating sites were fakes. But did you know they were fakes set up by the companies that run the dating sites?  (news.com.au) (400)
(MSNBC) Interesting In down economy, Starbucks sees increase in visits, money spent. Mostly by people who go there all day because they haven't gotten around to telling their spouses they were laid off  (msnbc.msn.com) (17)
(News.com.au) Interesting Man makes $90,000 a year just by wearing a different company's t-shirt everyday. Your cubicle just got smaller  (news.com.au) (62)
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