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Tampa Bay Times buys -- and immediately folds -- its long-time competitor The Tampa Tribune
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Two boats burn because fire department can't get water to them
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Duck and its ducklings do their annual waddle through a school on their way to the pond, with your "awwww" moment for the day
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
DC Metro used passenger trains to look for smoke in tunnels, but it's not like it killed anyone. Except that one time
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Mother nature can only deal with so much DNA on her hands before things start to get messy. Here comes the science
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
"Oh, trust me, it's very rare for a dangerous mental patient to escape from our facility. Uh, hey, where did everyone go?"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Washington DC broke tourism records in 2015, with almost 20 million domestic tourists spending more than $7 billion. And every single one of those farkers stood on the left-hand side of the Metro escalator
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin seeks to clamp down on social networks in Russia, evidently by emitting powerful beams of blue energy out of his right eye
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Is this what really goes on at Fark parties?
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Roller coaster at Disney California Adventure closed due to unchecked narcissism
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Last night we had just the 1, so to make up for it, tonight we have 3 game 3's. At least end of regulation in the 3rd game should be about midnight for the east coasters, so look for double OT in St. Louis. 7pm, 9pm, and 9:30pm ET
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Not content with regular villainy, the Taliban moves into cartoonish supervillainy by harassing a poor 5 year old boy so that his family has to leave the country
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Breaking news: J.J. Hardy's foot
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Atletico head to Munich with a one-goal advantage while Manchester City are off to Madrid hoping to break the deadlock. This is your Champions League Semi-Final Leg 2 discussion thread. Kickoff is at 2:45 PM EDT
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bill Belichick's son says he wants to be just like his dad. You've been warned, rules
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Justin Upton pitches engagement to Kate Upton
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
And we now have the sixth MLB player suspended for PEDs this year. Stay tuned. More to come
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Yadier Molina did some push-ups at the plate right before lacing a single to left-center. Drop down and give me 20
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
...dude
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Canadian TV finally showed something this playoff season that Canadian NHL fans were interested in..... the NHL Draft Lottery
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Business
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Tesla's market capitalization is currently about $31 billion - equivalent to $620,000 for every car it delivered last year. GM by comparison is $4,800
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Tesla's Elon Musk pulls the plug on multiple preorders for Model 3
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Hedge fund manager claims he feels very worried that machines will take over global workforce, but optimistic that finance profession will be A-OK. "Most people in the bulk of the job market are not involved in super-high-value jobs"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Just when you think that no postal service can anger customers more than the USPS, Australia rises to the challenge
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(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
McDonald's is one of America's biggest welfare queens
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
How to save money on meat? Take a short cut. Ask a butcher
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Uber decides to pay their drivers even less and let riders make it up by tipping
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(Consumer Reports)
 
 
 
"But the box says assembly in only 10 minutes or less." Well, about that
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
All those quarters you lose in your car go to China ... and then get sold back to the U.S
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Pfizer's profits go limp
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Geek
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Martian track marks may be caused by boiling water. Mars, "Yeah, that's the ticket. My track marks are from water, not my scurrilous drug use"
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Things get real weird after man Kickstarts his way to 30 days in a haunted clown motel
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Flognor, why didn't you attack the Basilisk? Dude, I don't have a paralyzation rider on my LARP insurance
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(Hack A Day)
 
 
 
Software Update Bricks $286 Million Japanese Satellite. Apple & Microsoft seen taking notes
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
How does one of the most high-tech car companies in the world service their 10 million dollar vehicles? Why with DOS-based software and a 1990's laptop, of course
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Mother nature can only deal with so much DNA on her hands before things start to get messy. Here comes the science
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
UK approves the creation of 20 zombies
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Technology finally answers the global demand to see 'Return Of The Jedi' remade as Dutch expressionism
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Hop-Con 4.0: Stone Brewing Company is teaming up with the nerdosphere to create tasty beverages. They're brewing beer with Jonah Ray, Alison Haislip, Alex Albrecht, Wil Wheaton, Aisha Tyler, Bobak Ferdowsi, Rileah Vanderbilt and some other guy
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
You now have an excuse why your Labrador is fat and inhales anything that resembles food
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Entertainment
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The "Dodging the 2016 Grim Reaper" festival features Dylan, Stones, McCartney, Neil Young, Roger Waters, The Who - at the same location as Coachella. This October on Sunday, Sunday, Sunday (and a few other nights)
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Raise a glass to young, scrappy and hungry Hamilton, which just set the record for Tony nominations with 16. Link includes complete list with all the other nominees (a.k.a. losers)
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Tupac Shakur's mother has died. Supposedly
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Monster Energy issues C&D letter to B-52's frontman Fred Schneider over "Monster Blend" produced by coffee company, warns it could turn into some cosmic thing
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Overcrowded and underwritten, 'Captain America: Civil War' is the sort of Marvel movie only Deadpool would love. To make fun of
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
Disappointing Prince vaults found to contain 37,000 hours of Billy Joel covers
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Sophie Turner was so convinced Jon Snow was dead she wrote Kit Harington a long weepy letter: "That made me chuckle"
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(Worldwide Interweb)
 
 
 
Childhood photos of superhero actors. Am I the only one who is shocked Marvel never created a 'Mayonnaise Man' superhero?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Justin Upton pitches engagement to Kate Upton
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Hey, remember that Tibetan Marvel character that teaches Dr. Strange how to become Dr. Strange? Well, this movie has to do well in China so... yeah ... about that
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Apparently life as a presidential could-have-been has given both Elizabeth Warren and Paul Ryan more power outside the race
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump snags plum endorsement - Granny from the Beverly Hillbillies
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If you're on Social Security, Barack Obama *IS* coming for your guns
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(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
'Toxic Blob' in Lake Erie Cleveland braces for yet another in mid-August
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Let's check in to see how the Cruz-Kasich agreement is going...... oh boy
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
GOP consultants unite to defeat single payer legislation in Colorado. Wait, did I say GOP?
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Ohioans: John, come home. You're just embarrassing us now. And we don't need help with that, we *live* in Ohio
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz calls Donald Trump "utterly amoral" and a "pathological liar." That's the joke
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Bernie has changed Hillary. Now, the tough part will be getting her to abandon her right-wing roots and actually start believing the things she's being forced to say
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Kleptocrats have stolen more than $12 trillion from the world's poorest countries and secretly hid it in offshore accounts
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Pets are great, but they can ruin stuff. Especially when they wander into frame when you're trying to make a sex tape (Warning: Not safe for work)
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
That time when Animaniacs met Franz Liszt's classic Hungarian Rhapsody
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Seth Rogen and Zac Efron dick a ginger
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John Oliver tries to explain the last 17 years to the next wave of cicadas. "The Internet no longer screams in agony as you dial into it"
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Eurovision contestant passes out on stage, to delight of audience and indifference of bass player, who apparently thought it was part of his act
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
Batman vs. Superman? *yawn* How about Batman vs. Darth Vader?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
There is taking exception to a goal celebration and then there is 33 (ish) people taking exception
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Here's something to make you smile this Monday: A supercut of all of the nicknames Titus gives people in The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
This is as boring as watching paint dry. EXACTLY that boring
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Wil Wheaton says he's got a handle on all this Star Wars/Rogue One hate
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Last night we had just the 1, so to make up for it, tonight we have 3 game 3's. At least end of regulation in the 3rd game should be about midnight for the east coasters, so look for double OT in St. Louis. 7pm, 9pm, and 9:30pm ET
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(GoFundMe)
 
 
 
Former Farker needs help in the last leg of his college career. DIT
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Name one notable person that's passed away that you wish you could have sat down and had a long conversation with when they were still alive. Would it be an Actor? Scientist? Writer?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Indiana voters will decide Hoosier daddy, Cruz or Trump. Will Bobby Knight's endorsement help or hurt? Will Hillary be one step closer, or will Sanders usurp? It's your Indiana Primary Discussion Thread. Polls close at 6PM CT
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Do you think the tone of American politics will improve at some point, or is this the new normal? If you believe things can change, what do you think has to occur to get there? Or are we headed toward another civil war?
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Atletico head to Munich with a one-goal advantage while Manchester City are off to Madrid hoping to break the deadlock. This is your Champions League Semi-Final Leg 2 discussion thread. Kickoff is at 2:45 PM EDT
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(Fark)
 
 
 
If you had to have one line from a song tattooed on your body, which line would it be and where?
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Write a love letter to your ex. Rule: it is a love letter so don't be awful. Expecting a ninety percent failure rate of the only rule
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Would you break up with someone for having a bad credit score?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being the highest, how would you rate the intensity of your sex drive? Do you wear that intensity on your sleeve, or is it well-hidden?
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