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(St. Petersburg Times) Fail When the police knock on your door, it's best not to answer it while covered in bank dye and holding a big bag of crack  (tampabay.com) (38)
(Some Guy) Florida Man hhhhhholds up bank armed only with his hhhhhhalitosis  (pasadenastarnews.com) (19)
(Some Guy) Sad Angry man in van terrorizes peaceful island for years; now the lead singer of the Killer Bagels is dead. Not a movie plot, unfortunately  (timescolonist.com) (30)
(The Consumerist) Amusing Apple tells smokers who have sent their machines in for repair that their warranty is voided, because it doesn't cover damage caused by second-hand smoke. WHERE IS YOUR OS X NOW?  (consumerist.com) (443)
(Boston Globe) Photoshop Photoshop these seashore shards  (cache.boston.com) (30)
(Reuters) Sick ADM says corn chowder will be creamier for the holidays this year  (reuters.com) (46)
(Some Correctness) Hero Superhero Smackdown: The FINAL. Superman vs The Flash  (thecorrectness.com) (121)
(TheIndyChannel) Strange Doughnut shop robbed and employees forced to remove pants at gunpoint; unbelievably, police were nowhere to be found  (theindychannel.com) (57)
(Washington Post) Obvious AAA releases their much anticipated report concluding that many people will be driving during the Thanksgiving holiday  (washingtonpost.com) (45)
(Some Guy) Strange Woman wakes up to find a strange man wearing her bra and panties (w/ picture of what a strange man who wears bras and panties might look like)  (katu.com) (83)
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Sports
(Some Guy) Cool Neil Peart of Rush has been commissioned to record a new version of Canada's "real" national anthem. The Cool tag is looking to high-five someone  (newswire.ca) (7)
(The New York Times) Interesting Key location of new luxury boxes in Michigan's Big House amplify the cheering. Oh wait  (nytimes.com) (10)
(Google) Unlikely Thierry Henry says the "fairest solution" is to replay the France-Ireland World Cup playoff after he set up the deciding goal with a hand ball. While we're on the subject, the 1986 England team would like their redo as well  (google.com) (140)
(CBS Sports) Cool Blackhawks score a touchdown and kick the extra point in rout of the Flames. For those of you playing at home, that's one more touchdown than the Bears scored in the last week  (cbssports.com) (18)
(Cnati) Spiffy A profile of Bengals LB Dhani Jones, who went from being cut by two teams to being the Bengals' leading tackler and defensive captain and a guy with his own travel show  (cnati.com) (12)
(Kansas City) Dumbass Kansas football coach Mark Mangino tries to save his job by saying his verbal abuse of his players is just doing the work that their parents "should have done before they got to me"  (kansascity.com) (26)
(ESPN) Amusing Maple Leafs blow 3 goal lead against powerhouse Carolina Hurricanes, regain their rightful place as the worst team in the league  (scores.espn.go.com) (32)
(SFGate) Sad Stefanie Spielman, wife of former NFL and Ohio State star Chris Spielman, succumbs to breast cancer at 42  (sfgate.com) (34)
(TwinCities.com) Unlikely "Utah Jazz" has always been a terrible name for a relocated franchise, but "Los Angeles Vikings" would be even worse  (twincities.com) (105)
(YouTube) Dumbass Fight breaks out among Anaheim Ducks fans over a stick tossed into the stands after the game  (youtube.com) (40)
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Showbiz
(IMDB) Spiffy Vatican condemns Twilight as "morally deviant". Because only sickos would even think about drinking human blood  (imdb.com) (60)
(Contact Music) Interesting Miley Cyrus dressed as a prostitute for her seventeenth birthday party. Of course, the outfit was already in her closet, so maybe that doesn't count  (contactmusic.com) (40)
(Newsweek) Interesting NBC anchor Brian Willams says "The Daily Show" has become indespensible to the mainstream news media. Which is really, really sad  (2010.newsweek.com) (85)
(The Daily Show) Amusing "Wait you're gay and work at Brookstone?"  (thedailyshow.com) (50)
(Contact Music) Silly Sadie Frost will reveal "everything" about Jude Law in her upcoming book. Man, I can't wait to hear whether or not he hogs the covers  (contactmusic.com) (25)
(WTVR) News Miley Cyrus' tour bus crashes in Virginia. Driver dead, no word on the condition of either Miley Cyrus or Hannah Montana  (myfox8.com) (311)
(Variety) Cool Dimension Films will screen "Youth in Revolt" a week before it's release, meaning select audiences can see Michael Cera act like he does in everything else  (variety.com) (36)
(Cinematical) Obvious Because there were so many storylines that went unresolved in the first two "Jackass" movies, Paramount feels that it's absolutely crucial to produce "Jackass 3-D"  (cinematical.com) (29)
(New York Daily News) Spiffy TLC minus 10  (nydailynews.com) (53)
(Sky News) Amusing 37 Year old Zac Efron graduates high school. Zack and Slater look on approvingly  (news.sky.com) (20)
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Geek
(PCWorld) Stupid As pretty much the entire tech industry does a collective facepalm over AT&T's Verizon rebuttal ad, AT&T continues insisting that their smartphones are "the most popular"  (pcworld.com) (15)
(Pen 15 club member) Weird Bangkok introduces disposable penis measuring device. (measures non disposable penises as well)  (nationmultimedia.com) (9)
(Washington Post) Interesting Corn-based ethanol producer says it will soon compete with gasoline. This is a repeat from 1999, 1989,...1909  (washingtonpost.com) (29)
(The Register) Cool US defense spending may be out of control, but at least they're going to finally give us our flying cars  (theregister.co.uk) (36)
(Wall Street Journal) Interesting In a surprise to environmentalists everywhere, the electric-car capital of the nation is the city with more oil than a New Jersey beach during spring break  (blogs.wsj.com) (32)
(LA Times) Obvious Mastodons probably died off because they were large, slow, and very tasty  (latimes.com) (33)
(Telegraph) Interesting Scientists could begin the first human trials for stem cell blindness therapy next year, provided that the FDA lens them a hand  (telegraph.co.uk) (40)
(Montreal gazette) Interesting Archeologists unearth skeletons at the steps of Montreal Basilica. Expect to learn about life in 1700s, plot to next Dan Brown novel  (montrealgazette.com) (18)
(The Times of India) Interesting Scientists invent a spray that can prevent premature ejaculation. Look out, it's coming soon  (timesofindia.indiatimes.com) (74)
(Kotaku) Interesting This is a test. This game system is conducting a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. This is only a test. If this had been an actual Koopa attack, you would have been instructed to find power-ups  (kotaku.com) (32)
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Politics
(The Hill) Misc Senator McCaskill points out that if the healthcare reform bill was printed with regular size font, columns and spacing it would be about the same length as Sarah Palin's book  (thehill.com) (92)
(CNN) Ironic Liberal college students arrested for protesting against liberal colleges for raising tuition due to liberal policies. Oh the humanities  (cnn.com) (227)
(Washington Times) Followup aCORN hacked the voting machines with a virus  (washingtontimes.com) (216)
(Washington Post) Interesting Don't expect Obama to make a decision on Afghanistan before Thanksgiving: He's too busy pondering whether he wants cornbread stuffing or regular stuffing  (washingtonpost.com) (208)
(Media Matters) Obvious New York residents, Glenn Beck would like you to know you're being raped by your government. And he should know  (mediamatters.org) (118)
(Yahoo) Followup Senate Republicans blast Democrat's healthcare bill as a "bait and switch", reportedly furious that what was supposed to be a big give-away to insurance companies, now looks like it may actually help the poor and uninsured  (news.yahoo.com) (390)
(Politico) Dumbass Rep Louie Gohmert (P-yle) warns that terrorists will strike NYC if the terror trials are held there. Then, just in case the terrorists are having trouble coming up with ideas on their own; helpfully provides them with a list of targets  (politico.com) (85)
(News.com.au) Amusing Australian politician defends photo taken of her asleep at a NATO conference. On the plus side, she's absolutely certain that there's no holes in her eyelids  (news.com.au) (18)
(Guardian.com) Interesting Mmmmm... fresh Iran sanctions. They're punitively delicious  (guardian.co.uk) (83)
(American Spectator) Obvious AARP: We don't support the health care bill. Gov't: Here's 18 million in stimulus funds. AARP: Health care reform? Love it  (spectator.org) (109)
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Video
(Some Guy) Cool The Pop-Up Book of Phobias  (clipjunkie.com) (15)
(YouTube) Cool Remember that opening of the "Casino Royale" remake? It's kinda like that, but on a bike  (youtube.com) (17)
(The Daily Show) Amusing "Wait you're gay and work at Brookstone?"  (thedailyshow.com) (50)
(Gizmodo) Amusing This bulldog is better at Tony Hawk than you  (gizmodo.com) (11)
(Some Angry Drag Queen) Silly Oh NO SHE DIN'T :snap snap snap: (video)  (joemygod.blogspot.com) (23)
(LiveLeak) Cool Surprising that no one has done this before, 'cause it's teh awesome: visualizing what it would look like from ground level if Earth had Saturn's rings  (liveleak.com) (154)
(YouTube) Cool The view from the top of the world's tallest building  (youtube.com) (38)
(Examiner) Video Conan O'Brien responds to Kirstie Alley's threat to "bite his d*ck off". You stay classy, Kirstie Alley  (examiner.com) (34)
(YouTube) Video Microsoft Store breaks into dance, presumably while waiting for Windows to load  (youtube.com) (54)
(YouTube) Amusing Mike Rowe of "Dirty Jobs" discuss his infatuation with Little Mermaid while selling crap on QVC in '92  (youtube.com) (28)
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Music
(Some Guy) Spiffy If you were waiting for a behind-the-scenes tour of Kings Of Leon's stage setup, today is your lucky day  (guitarworld.com) (9)
(YouTube) Cool Life's been good to him for 62 years so far  (youtube.com) (27)
(Contact Music) Cool Cool: Ringo Starr is recording a new album. Cooler: It will feature an ex-Beatle on backing vocals. Sad: Paul McCartney is the only other ex-Beatle left alive  (contactmusic.com) (43)
(Contact Music) Cool Roger Daltrey is planning to write his memoirs. Who cares  (contactmusic.com) (17)
(YouTube) Cool What's cooler than Mark Knopfler? Mark Knopfler and Eric Clapton, together on Sultans of Swing  (youtube.com) (27)
(YouTube) Video Talking Heads perform "I Zimbra" on German TV show, 1980  (youtube.com) (19)
(Village Voice) Obvious Billy Corgan gets publicly psychoanalyzed: "Do I need to be committed?"  (blogs.villagevoice.com) (20)
(YouTube) Cool There's cool then there's beyond cool. Mark Knopfler is beyond cool  (youtube.com) (81)
(Some Ladylike Dude) Obvious Aerosmith believes that Steven Tyler may be abusing drugs. Perish the thought  (nme.com) (27)
(Spin) Obvious "We sit, wearing headphones and frozen grins, and continue denying that guilty, nagging feeling that actually, in some ways, when you think about it...Radiohead kinda blow"  (spin.com) (102)
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Business
(Wall Street Journal) Obvious If the billions in Goldman Sachs bonuses bothered you, just imagine how their shareholders feel  (online.wsj.com) (5)
(CNN) Obvious "Black Friday" tricks shoppers need to know. When it says "no rainchecks" and "limited quantities," the store has two of that item, and one is probably broken  (money.cnn.com) (17)
(The New York Times) Interesting Latest Volt pre-production model taken for a spin. The verdict might shock you  (nytimes.com) (46)
(Autoblog) Interesting Buick will offer the new Regal with a manual transmission, making it easier for old people to put one right through your living room  (autoblog.com) (29)
(Google) Obvious Smucker's doubles profits on news that the same $5 that buys 1 cup of coffee at Starbuck's will buy 2 weeks' worth of Folger's  (google.com) (54)
(NJ.com) Obvious NYC announces their 2009 Gridlock alert days -- from my Blackberry stuck in this #$@& traffic on 5th Ave  (nj.com) (15)
(AOL) Fail If only there was a tag that could adequately describe the decision of an isurance company to mail 80,000 postcards with medicare recipients' names and social security numbers is plain sight. Oh, wait, there it is  (news.aol.com) (23)
(wbbm780) Interesting Dumbest things you do with your money: retalitory spending, hoarding, and monthly website subscriptions  (wbbm780.com) (47)
(Komo) Obvious Heavy rains hurt pumpkin harvest, says Nestle consultants Milli Vanilli  (komonews.com) (19)
(Big Think) Obvious Men's underwear indicates economy, formerly weak and limp, is now becoming firm and trending upward  (bigthink.com) (24)
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