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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
If you are going to steal some construction vehicles that have a top speed is around 10 miles per hour, perhaps an interstate highway is not your best choice of egress
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(Press-Enterprise (So. Cal))
 
 
 
All you dirty hippies with your bio-cars have unleashed the scourge of grease thieves: "These thieves come in the middle of night. They make a mess. And usually it's near a storm drain"
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(32)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Putin ups the ante by telling European Commission that "I Can Take Kiev In Two Weeks If I Want"
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(Monterey Herald)
 
 
 
Trying to bite a cop? You better believe that's a taserin'. Even if you are a 14-year-old girl
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(59)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The man who took on the NFL, Comcast and the Sports/Industrial complex... and may just win
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(45)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Sometimes, love means hiding your federal fugitive girlfriend in a bunker under your trailer
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(34)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Everyone loves a good public shaming, especially when it's the shaming of hypocritical douchebags
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(183)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Yet another reason to put the phone down while driving: you might just get a guardrail pole through your ass
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(46)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Why isn't beer sold in plastic bottles? asked no one until now
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(106)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Man nearly dies in ice bucket challenge after an airplane drops water on him. You're doing it wrong
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(Chron)
 
 
 
And the Astros scapegoat this season is Bo Porter
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Brewers 150 day reign atop the Central ends as they lose 2 out of 3 to San Diego, get outscored 31-8 in a 3 game sweep by the Giants and for the grand finale, lose to the last place Cubs
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(8)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
103-year-old Japanese sprinter challenges Usain Bolt to a race. Race to what, exactly, we're not sure
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(7)
 
(The National)
 
 
 
MLB alone among pro sports in North America because it is no longer possible to buy a championship: "You'd have a slightly better chance of predicting play-off participants simply by using alphabetical order than by using payroll numbers"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Atlanta puts their bats in the rack on Labor Day and get a no-hitter thrown against them .... by 4 Phillie pitchers - for 1st time in Philadelphia history
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(21)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's a rematch from the Russel Athletic Bowl and an ACC Showdown of New vs Old. The newest members of the ACC the Louisville Cardinals host the old guard the Miami Hurricanes. Kickoff on ESPN @8pm EDT
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(22)
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Serious Cena continue to Serious? Is Roman Reigns going to continue playing with cinder blocks like he's Mistake Worrell? Are Stock and Aftermarket Bella going to kiss and make up and maybe have a tickle fight on WWE Raw, 8 PM on USA?
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(Fun While It Lasted)
 
 
 
46 years ago this month, William Clay Ford pulled the plug on a Detroit sports team even more inept than the Lions. Ironically, their initial club roster was 100% imported and rebadged with Detroit label
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(11)
 
(Noled Out)
 
 
 
Florida State's 37-31 season-opening victory over Oklahoma State was already closer than any game played all regular season last year. Yep, lock to make the 4-team playoff
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Dear Coach: When it's 3rd down with less than a minute left and you have the lead and the ball .. take a knee. Sincerely, Holy Cross football fans
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Amazon's German employees are demanding higher wages, a union contract, and other considerations. And we know how well Germany treats malcontents
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(56)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The eight most counterfeited goods in the world include Zippo lighters, Rolex watches, Louis Vuitton bags and ... Swiss cheese?
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(51)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Why a 40-hour work week in the US actually works out to be 47 hours
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(108)
 
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Satisfaction with credit card issuers is up for the fifth straight year. This may change when the credit card companies finally ask to start paying off some of those five year balances
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(44)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
France's new economic minister considers scrapping the 35 hour work week, since it's not like workers need any extra time to shower to get ready to go to the office
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(25)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
You might be spending a bit too much on your cooling costs when your employees have to come to work wearing gloves just to type or working all day under a blanket
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(58)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The 10 best-paying jobs for high school graduates who didn't go to college. Finally a top 10 business list that doesn't mention Wal-Mart
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(41)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
BBC announces first female network controller. Take THAT, R.J. Fletcher
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(13)
 
(KETK Tyler)
 
 
 
GCA's and Geo Group's stocks have soared in value since the end of July. What do these companies do? Well, they run for-profit prisons with empty beds and expecting a windfall out of undocumented adult and child immigrants
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(22)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Corvette Museum decides to stop pouring money into a hole in the ground
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Geek
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Researchers not familiar with recent marijuana legalization say they're surprised by how much harmful ozone-causing chemicals are drifting into the Colorado mountains from urban and rural areas below
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(4)
 
(YouTube)
 
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Top 10 Star Wars Outfits at Dragon Con. You're Welcome
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(16)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Why isn't beer sold in plastic bottles? asked no one until now
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(106)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Unlike Leon, ATM skimmers are getting smaller. A lot smaller
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(27)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
Why the 'Don't Chew Your Food' diet never really took off
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(9)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Russians send geckos to space to have sex, but they died. Not sure if I feel sad or jealous
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(40)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
All work and no play make these cool Stanley Kubrick artworks even more enjoyable
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(8)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Researchers are spending more time studying the universal 'anger face.' Apparently it's all the rage
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(22)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Cambridge University's Trinity College has a team of scientists trying to stop the Army of the 12 Monkeys
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(30)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Uh...what?
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(54)
 
 
 
 
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Entertainment
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Survivor lead singer. That word. I don't think you know what it means
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(32)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Want to watch an afro'd Michael Jackson swim competitively? What if I told you that Phyllis Diller would be there too? How about Rod Stewart competing in the hurdles? It's a train wreck. It's a festival. It's the Rock 'n' Roll Sports Classic, 1978
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(56)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Shame on you if you've been looking at the hacked nude photos of Jennifer Lawrence, Kate Upton, and several other female celebrities. HAVE YOU NO DECENCY? I mean, Buzzfeed is calling you out on this
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(951)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If you had 'before she's even out of a coma' in the 'How long will it take Joan Rivers' family to consider suing the doctor who was working on her when her heart stopped' come on up and collect your prize. It's a book of carpet samples
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(56)
 
(Digital Spy UK)
 
 
 
Neil Gaiman's American Gods coming to US television in 2016. Maybe
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(41)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Kate Bush becomes the first woman in UK history to have eight albums in the Top 40 simultaneously
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(75)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Our long national nightmare is just beginning as Jessica Simpson announces plans to return to music
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Greil Marcus on what makes a rock song essential: "It's not the stature of the performer, but the degree to which a song tells the story of rock 'n' roll itself"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Guardians of the Galaxy holds on to the #1 spot at the box office, expected to bring in $22 million for the holiday weekend. At #2 is Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Explosions, with As Above So Below debuting at #3
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(124)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Teenage Japanese girl comes alive at Budokan to be crowned 2014 world air guitar champion
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Politics
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Putin ups the ante by telling European Commission that "I Can Take Kiev In Two Weeks If I Want"
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(104)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Anything to declare?" "Si, two bicycles, four tires, and a new motor for my Chevy"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Yesterday, video showed Libyan "extremists" frolicking in the US Embassy pool in Tripoli. "A senior State Department official said late Sunday that it was believed that the embassy compound remains secure, but the situation is very fluid"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Will atheists ever hold elected positions? Probably not
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(Glasgow Evening Times)
 
 
 
Supporters and opponents of Scottish independence clash in Glasgow street. We'll put the result of this one down as a 'maybe'
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz (R-Dumb) calls for the U.S. to bomb Islamist State back to the stone age, which is where they are now. So... mission accomplished?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Israel celebrates rocket-free weekend by seizing another 1,000 acres of land in Bethlehem, citing need for places to stay that aren't mangers
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(354)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Labour MP says his party's liberal-leftie Guardian-reading membership need to confront evil for a change instead of obsessing over multiculturalism and worrying they'll be called racist at every turn
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(West Chester Daily Local)
 
 
 
Parking ticket director hopes to give your fine a happy face, eat more sandwiches
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(13)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Seemingly unaware of the new guidelines, Ted Cruz calls Obama a pussy
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Video
 
Top 10 Star Wars Outfits at Dragon Con. You're Welcome
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(16)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
John Oliver addresses YouTube critics: 'You are all BRILLENT'
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(10)
 
(My Fox Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Sharkfecta in play
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(7)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
New video of ghost filmed in Canada this weekend. Yeah, that looks like a Canadian ghost
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(28)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Want to watch an afro'd Michael Jackson swim competitively? What if I told you that Phyllis Diller would be there too? How about Rod Stewart competing in the hurdles? It's a train wreck. It's a festival. It's the Rock 'n' Roll Sports Classic, 1978
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(56)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
Shoplifter tries to get stabby with Walmart security, beatdown ensues. (Possibly Not safe for work)
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(79)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
The biggest bottle rocket you'll see today, this week, this month, this year...ever
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(27)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NEWSFLASH: All hell's breaking loose in Iceland. LGT live volcano eruption feed with fiery goodness happening right now
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(56)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
But, can it core a apple?
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(17)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Just some cats doing cat stuff, nothing to see here
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japan dials up the Creepy Level another notch
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Is it okay to lie on your resume, especially as one-third of employers do no checking whatsoever? Especially since you and Bill Gates invented the cursor, at least according to your CV
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Your airline flight number may actually be based on history, superstition, luck, or just plain old cleverness
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(11)
 
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
The final race of the 2014 IndyCar season is here. Who will take it all? Will there be one more week of clownshoes racing? It's the MAVTV 500 (9:00PM ET, NBCSN)
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Bill's Summer Book Club 2.0 - Six books that Bill Gates says you should read (deslidefied for your enjoyment)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Florida State start their way to a National Championship repeat? Will the Buckeyes survive without Braxton Miller? Will the SEC find a way to completely fill the new playoff bracket? It's your college football discussion thread
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It's a lovely Friday, you're still (mostly) sober, and you're dreaming about the weekend. Must be time for the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
A few situations where you shouldn't take a selfie. I'm sure you Farkers can think of more
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(24)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Honk if these driving habits make you grit your teeth. (deslidefied for your convenience)
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(45)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
NFL minor league, best idea or weirdest idea?
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(18)
 
 
 
 
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