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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
If you're a female realtor in Houston and some guy calls inquiring about a house for sale and then starts asking you what kind of shoes you have on and to take off your shoes to improve cell reception, just hang up on him
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(Guns.com)
 
 
 
Arkansas cop wants $75,000 from Glock for not warning him that his pistol was capable of shooting him in the foot, especially if he tried to mount a tactical light on it while it was loaded
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Drunken Christmas goat burner faces four years in jail. This word salad headline comes to you from Gävle, Sweden
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
With the Pulse Nightclub massacre still fresh in everyone's mind, now's not a good time to hold a balloon-popping contest inside an Orlando mall
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(Hurriyet Daily News)
 
 
 
Family gets food poisoning from dinner held to celebrate surviving food poisoning
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
British government cuts recommended weekly alcohol allowance to what you might expect to drink at a single lunch
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Parents in Texas six months behind on child support payments will not be able to renew their vehicle registration, which will make it even that much harder for them to get a job to pay their child support
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Thirteen pains that are worse than childbirth - according to mothers and scientists. DO NOT WANT
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(KY3 Springfield)
 
 
 
"Kill it with fire" is just an expression, people
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(Newser)
 
 
 
What killed the ancient bear? Veganism. Just sayin'
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Andrew Luck, you just signed a $140 million deal. How are you going to treat yourself?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Aly Raisman agrees to go on date with Raiders tight end Colton Underwood. Sports historians say it will be the first time that there will be a date featuring two tight ends
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
16 year old throws down the dunk of the year. At a church function. Wearing khaki shorts. And he isn't even on the basketball team
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fenway Park being upgraded to better handle international soccer matches, Liverpool FC friendlies, or possibly relocated New England Revolution which would make Boston "East Coast version of Portland"
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Bruce Arians says Bill Belichick is a "Bad coach." In other news, the Cardinals have had the network cameras on their practice field hacked, without realizing it
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Legendary Irish footballer and current LA Galaxy striker Robbie Keane calls it an international career after 145 caps and 67 goals, earning plaudits from David Beckham and President of Ireland
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ryan Lochte will be summoned to Rio for hearing provided his plane isn't held up
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
Can two Bayren Munich players beat a bunch of 10-year-olds in a match? Sure. Can they beat 40 of them? That proved to be much harder
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Never mind that shiat...there goes Mingo
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(NFL)
 
 
 
It's Week 3 of the NFL Preseason which means Fark Fantasy Football leagues will be drafting soon. If you have a league in need of additional players or are a player looking for a league this is the thread for you
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Business
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Without hesitation, Ford recalls 90,000 cars that stall without warning
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Craft Brew Alliance chooses to side with the Empire. Shareholders rejoice in the hopes that the Empire will alter the bargain further
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Can't get a date? Maybe it's because of your credit score
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
The latest growth industry is driving people to visit their relatives in prison
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Credit card company to pay penalties for insurance program only covering a black eye during a stampede of wild elephants between 3:55 and 4:00 pm on the Fourth of July during a hailstorm
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Retail is dying so banks are curtailing lending activity to avoid risk. Also, its opposite day today, it was opposite day yesterday, and it will remain opposite day until the next bailout
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Biofuels are not only not as green as you might think, they're not even green when compared to petroleum
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(WV Gazette Mail)
 
 
 
Mylan Pharmaceuticals kinda sorta caves, will gouge fewer people for EpiPens
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Target learns that not everyone is OK with allowing creepy old pervs use the women's restrooms or change along side their little daughters. 7.2% of overall sales worth
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(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Vice boss predicts digital armegeddon as media's business model fails: "There are going to be a lot fewer content sites, as many as 30 percent will go away this year. Anyone with half a brain in digital has a war chest ready to weather the storm"
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Geek
(Forbes)
 
 
 
PSA: Attention, drone hobbyists: your hobby's about to get more expensive
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Thirteen pains that are worse than childbirth - according to mothers and scientists. DO NOT WANT
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Star Wars: Rogue One... starring Jar Jar Binks as Jyn Erso
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(Newser)
 
 
 
What killed the ancient bear? Veganism. Just sayin'
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(FastCo Design)
 
 
 
The Department of Defence is inviting the public to design its next-generation biohazard suit. Never has the phrase 'What could possibly go wrong?' seemed so inadequate
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Can lightning pop unpopped popcorn? Hmm, let's find out
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Men with no hair are more attractive, claim bald researchers
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
American Heart Association issues first guidelines ever for sugar consumption for children, saying they should be eating less than six teaspoons worth a day. U.S. kids: Then what about after breakfast?
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
How do lobsters manage to eat jellyfish stingers without being hurt? "Well-wrapped feces"
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Apple releases iSpy 1.0 for iOS
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Entertainment
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
What do you call a comedy with John Krasinski, Anna Kendrick and life-threatening tumor? How about terrific?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Nude all-female production of Shakespeare's The Tempest sparks outrage in New York over plans for it to be held in Brooklyn's Prospect Park. To bare or not to bare that is the question (Not safe for work)
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(Heat Street)
 
 
 
Here is everything currently known about next season of Game of Thrones. It's not a lot, but it's something, you thirsty animals
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(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
Imma let you finish, but Kanye West has been given permission to do "whatever he wants" at MTV VMAs this year
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(Hello! Magazine)
 
 
 
Forbes releases list of highest-paid actors in the world, and Brad Pitt is staying even with Akshay Kumar, but he's not bank like Shah Rukh Khan is
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Some drunk 20-somethings sitting around singing an R.E.M. song
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
35-year old Jessica Alba would like to go back in time and stop 20-year old Jessica Alba from getting so many damn tattoos because she's not "into them anymore". Tattoos: creating permanent reminders of what an idiot you used to be for over 100 years
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Courteney Cox is probably not Friends with her plastic surgeon
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Britney Spears will be the subject of a "tumultuous true story" biopic on Lifetime. No word when "Trainwreck" will air
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
The full trailer for the Russian movie where the man with a bear head is a super hero has dropped and it looks so good I think it's time to forgive the Ruskies for that whole "hacking the DNC" thing, crack open a bottle of vodak and have good times
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Politics
(The Hill)
 
 
 
62% of likely voters finally agree on something. They want Gary Johnson on the debate stage
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Poll finds rejection of Trump's immigration views. To be fair, this poll was from last week before his views changed. By the time you read this headline he will have reverted back, though
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
'I lost. The ni**er won': Alabama GOP mayor gets racist on Facebook after losing to black candidate
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Next time you get the opportunity to shake Trump's hand, just remember he tested positive for everything
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(WJTV Jackson)
 
 
 
Election 2016: Lost hope in the list of candidates? Here are seven non-human beings who have run for office (And yes, some of them are still running)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
John McCain suggests that maybe, just maybe, there MIGHT be a connection between a report he wrote identifying billionaire Robert Mercer's hedge fund as a major tax cheat and the fact that Mercer is giving a shiat-ton of money to his primary opponent
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
If you are a presidential candidate who wants press coverage from a Trump obsessed media, you can do worse than riding around the country in a giant coffin called "The Immortality Bus"
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(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
"The Kremlin really likes that type of tactic: posting fake documents among real hacked documents"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CNN panelists laugh in Katrina Pierson's face as she tries to claim Trump was right to call Clinton a bigot because she "panders" to minorities by claiming to carry a bottle of hot sauce in her purse and that Trump's immigration policy is "unchanged"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
And now with just 74 days to go, we have our first national poll from polling firm somebody's actually heard of that gives Clinton a double digit lead over Trump, and a majority of the vote as she bests Trump 51%-41 in the latest Quinnipiac poll
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Idiot gets into a bathtub full of hot sauce and immediately regrets it
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Star Wars: Rogue One... starring Jar Jar Binks as Jyn Erso
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Blame it on the ja ja jamelão
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Animu-style video game features harem of historical race horse schoolgirl lesbian idol singers, aaaaaand that's enough Japan for today
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Feeling troubled by all those good nights of sleep? We've got a cure for that with the Spongebob Squarepants theme song slowed down...by 800 percent
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 62nd birthday to Elvis Costello... or should I say Declan McManus, international art thief? From 1978, here's Watching the Detectives
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Some drunk 20-somethings sitting around singing an R.E.M. song
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(Trending Views)
 
 
 
Driver at the airport: I'll only illegally park here for 1 minute. Tow truck driver: Challenge accepted
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Daredevil Russian couple go for a date on the top of the world's highest construction site in Tianjin
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Circa 1973, famous riders Peter Fonda and Evel Knievel offer smart, sensible motorcycle safety tips in funky short film. "Forget about slot riding, man"
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FarkUs
(Vice)
 
 
 
So, what food would you stockpile to survive a terrorist attack? I'm thinking bourbon and Funyuns for the shelter
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Challenge: Name your vagina after the last movie you watched
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Why 'verbing' is so bad speak
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Farkette wants to pop her cherry in Fantasy Football. Can someone direct her to a fark league or something similiar? She promises to come in last and not be a whiny crybaby
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My mother has always smothered me and been clingy. She doesn't want to be alone and I am all she has. She even makes me sleep in her bed. It wouldn't be so bad but my college classmates are making fun of me"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Searching for culture? Behold the best graffiti across all of America
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
Four pots, 32 teams. It's your Champion's League group stage draw, 1PM ET from Monaco
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(Fark)
 
 
 
At what point in your life were you the happiest? Is that the time you're most nostalgic about?
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Dear Abby: I'm shocked, SHOCKED; my best friend suggested a menage a trois
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Who actually was Ray? Will Tyrell and Flipper make their triumphant return? What's in the letter Elliot gets on Tuesday? Has Angela blown it for FSociety? Was your mind blown last week? It's 'Mr. Robot', 10PM EDT on USA Network....or is it?
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