| Source | Fark Headline | Comments | |
| (Some Farkin Author) | Simon Broadhead, noob wizard, has too much to learn about magic, women, and self-esteem. Poor farker (amazon.com) | (6) | |
| (Human Survivor) | Zombie Survival Guide - Complete protection from the living dead (techviva.com) | (7) |
| (Some Rescue Dog) | Autographed Gordie Howe memorabilia and genuine Coach bags up for auction. All proceeds go to benefit dog rescue (supersonny.net) | (4) |