Dufus clearly doesn't have much of a vocabulary.

Should be marked follow-up. These are obviously the two people who are now waiting in line for Star Wars: Episode II.

Google: Best search engine ever.

The guy isn't trying very hard... the first three word thing I tried had zero pages: orangutan juggernaut fishwife

Riiiiiiiight...

Alright, now that I've actually read the article that is pretty funny. Couldn't find any two word combination that didn't have at least one result. That includes "ambidextrous ibon"

"pencil cheeseburger"

Zero hits. Ha!

found a two word one: necrophilia fishwives

"blackhead legwarmers"

0 hits.

pencil cheeseburger has over 2000 hits :P

Screw this. What I can't understand is why does the rap album cover showing the buildings exploding (ala The World Trade Center) show up on almost every search I do on GIS?

Huh???

Orange goat krotch

Damn. "Amish penguin fart" has 53.

I get about 2500 for pencil cheeseburger

orangutan popcorn fishwife does get 1 hit (no not fark yet):

http://www.reddwarf.nildram.co.uk/txt/fanfic/Till_Dwarf_Do_Us_Part.txt

Vibr:Yeah, but "necrophilia fishwife" gets 9. I suggest ruling out plurals.

you can't put quotes around it, otherwise it doesn't count, maybe I'll write a program that does this for you once I get home ;)

fishwife decathlete = 0

Hey, if fishwife is a common word, so is decathlete.

There are, however, 6 pages with fiswife decathlon, but apparently, those decathlons had no entrants.

"avalanche testicles"

zero, zip, nada

Try this one: "google-related posting lameasses". Oh...damn...100000 results.

Are these terms being searched as phrases? Cuz it makes a difference.

"drainage triangle" yields 2 results.
drainage + triange yields over 30,000.

Obvoiusy I went plural to get the zero hits, but what's wrong with plurals? Still a legal word--you must be a bear to play in scrabble ;)

OK... so how much does it cost Fark to have the Google AdWord link come up on the orangutan popcorn fishwife search?

autoerotic kumquat

tuba meatwagon

no quotes, no hits

avalanche testicles has 538. stop using quotes around the words.

No, searching as phrases doesn't count. Two words, no plurals, no quotes. This is a fun challenge!

blithering ruminant

two words, no hits.

Vibr8gKiwi

See my latest- no quotes. What are you anyhow? Some kind of fanatic fact-checker?

google suggests tuba meatwagon should be tuba meat wagon

antidisestablishmentarianistic basket

yields none. And yes, it's a word.

flyswatter salad

Yeah, "meatwagon" doesn't fly as a word on dictionary.com or Merriam-Webster

flovak = no hits

Though not inspired by gobo, I've found a two-word search that yields only one result:

cumquat lederhosen

Somewhere, someone is jotting these phrases down to use one as the name of their new band.

Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for ........

i think hizzout is the winner... remove the quotes, still zero hits.

flovak isn't a word. But it could pass for one.

You must have a different way of searching. What the guy means is that the words don't show up next to each other, I think. Like "Granulated Frisbee" has 48 results, but not witht the words side-by-side.

blasphemous uncompiled

I dont want to burst this ladies bubble - but - fishwife?? I don't believe I've ever heard of the word fishwife

Bigpeeler: You're absolutely right, but I'm trying to only suggest the ones I made up to my bandmates. I was extremely disappointed when I found out that "gimcrack" was already the name of a band (found their Geocities site; bah!).

Also,

"didgeridoo chrysanthemum legwarmers"

Zero results

Hizzout's blackhead legwarmers has zero hits as non-plural blackhead legwarmer. necrophiliac blackhead also works as non-plural no hits.

apheresis jetliner

aphersis=taking blood from someone

Search yields no results. BOOYAH!

Tegro: Nice one. Unfortunately, that's if you use the variant spelling. If you use both with
lederhosen (cumquat OR kumquat)
as your search term, you get more.
Good one, Statusquo.

"Sock Her Hooligans" has 293! But not next to each other, of course.

Hah! One result for "lysosome enteric slap"! Yep, they're all words, mostly dealing with cells.

KellenJoseph- A fishwife is any woman that sells fish.

God damn. Five hits on "enima slurpee". I thought that would be gold.