just fyi...from what I was able to glean from Google about Ikea instructions, they're difficult to understand...so I picked some random war-like lineart and put it together..I didn't mean to imply anything more political than "blow some stuff up."

Similar in idea to rtreynor, so no voting

Dick101 That saves us from illegal immigrants, but the rest of the world is no safer - we have some amazing aircraft in this country!

cranberryzero Thank you for my new desktop wallpaper.

Gig103 Of course youre right, but as they say "its the thought that counts"

these are outstanding!

LOL, Pioner!

Octafrye

Simply outstanding, I kneel humbled before you.

Hope other people get the reference.

/How many roads must a man walk?

Thanks for all the fish, Octafrye

slobarnuts the Sta-Puft marshmallow man is a nice touch.

WalkingCarpet
You work almost always gets a chuckle from me but you have gone above and beyond the call of duty, I laughed so hard I had to support myself to stay upright. Just thinking about your post even now makes me laugh out loud.

This has to be the most surprising photoshop in recent memory... thought it was gonna be sketchy but nice work from everybody.

WalkingCarpet
You did IT! My Hero!!

I wonder if Fried Mayer would taste good?

"My charred bologna has a first name, it's ...." Aw you see where I'm going....nowhere pleasant...

Oh man I should just retire for the evening...

Curse you radioberlin! Why'd you have to make me edit my own comments so I'm echoing someone else (you) instead of being the Weeners on someone's comment...

Wow...I really SHOULD retire

Sideus, i know those KEYS well, but you need two people to turn them. i believe they are russan, yes?

Walking Carpet:

BOOOO!!

Pioner, as someone who has put together a couple pieces of IKEA furniture (I wager the same goes for you), I have to say: Good f-ing show.

cranberryzero, are those antlers?

/confused

That took way longer than it should have.

I just have to compliment the original submitter - this is one of the best ideas for a PS contest yet. Never would have occured to me, but funny and witty idea.

/swedish

voopa:
Baby... batter?

I don't think that's going to help any.

Save the world, destroy the world...whatever.
They still gave me the wrong tool.

cscx

thanks btw

That's a nice one, JP Patches, but the date on it is wrong. It's Nov 02 not Nov 07 this year.

If you could fix it that'd be great, and then I'll vote for your entry. When you do fix it, it'd be cool if the fark mods could zap this critique of mine as well.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U.S._presidential_election,_2004

Of course, Dubya hasn't actually spoken to us from the Oval Office 36 times yet. But that's how another Republican president began his best speech.

Aaaahahahaha. Walking Carpet that was brilliant.

WalkingCarpet: There's something just wrong about using John Mayer and the Massive Attack logo together like that. ;)

Sorry, repost. Vote wasn't on.

I will always vote for anything that denigrates John Mayer.

Coryct
But what's the red arrow mean??? :p

Gig103 - he missed the 'fill with water' part.

braininajar, what have you got against South Carolina?