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(Yahoo) Interesting Israel identifies new secret Hamas leader, give him a 10-minute head start   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 314
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Im probably wrong about this but 2004-04-26 04:22:32 PM  
ha ha

 
chemvibe 2004-04-26 04:22:59 PM  
Run!

 
Spur 2004-04-26 04:23:31 PM  
Run! Those Jews mean business.

 
clancifer [TotalFark] 2004-04-26 04:23:41 PM  
Go Israel! Kick some farking ass.

 
liquor-box 2004-04-26 04:23:49 PM  
ROTFL!!!!!

 
Im probably wrong about this but 2004-04-26 04:23:50 PM  
Man, that job must have good benefits...

 
rickythepenguin [TotalFark] 2004-04-26 04:24:00 PM  
This week's Hamas leader gonna asplode!

 
osiris111 2004-04-26 04:24:13 PM  
Great headline!

 
TallAsFark 2004-04-26 04:24:14 PM  
"Pin the missile on the leader"?

 
liquor-box 2004-04-26 04:24:58 PM  
(Hamas in a Homer Simpson voice)

DOH!

 
please 2004-04-26 04:25:16 PM  
One more dead leader and them there terrorist attacks should magically stop. Keep up the good work!

 
Jacques Tabarnac 2004-04-26 04:25:31 PM  
We knew this last week...

 
skinink 2004-04-26 04:25:38 PM  

" Hamas, however, refused to reveal the name of its leader for fear he will be assassinated like his two predecessors."


I assume the leaders of Hamas are not really offered things like 401K plans, profit sharing and health benefits.


Five words they need to learn when offered the job of leader: "I respectfully decline the position."


 
Photon 2004-04-26 04:25:51 PM  
lol, nice headline

 
RabbitHeadlights 2004-04-26 04:26:17 PM  
rock, roll, israel. this new policy may actually work. dont negotiate with terrorists.

/sure sharon is reading this.

 
Im probably wrong about this but 2004-04-26 04:27:08 PM  
You got a problem? I got a problem solver, and its name is revolver

 
mryoop789 [TotalFark] 2004-04-26 04:27:13 PM  
"I've been hiding in the linen closet for two hours, and Israel still hasn't finded me!"

 
MorningBreath [TotalFark] 2004-04-26 04:27:30 PM  
*quietly adds new name to dead pool*

 
Chanel 5 2004-04-26 04:27:33 PM  
Is it just me, or did they mention the retarded girl and the boy twice?

 
Barnacles! [TotalFark] 2004-04-26 04:27:37 PM  
why is everyone all hatin on hummus? I love it! creamy (garlic flavored is my favorite) goodness on some pita bread....yum!

/oh...(spelled different?)....nevermind.

 
bludstone 2004-04-26 04:27:45 PM  
An interesting strategy, I must say.

1) Find and kill hamas leader.
2) Enrage populous
3) Populous gets new leader to organize
4) Find and kill leader
5) Enrage populous
6) Populous gets new leader to organize
7) Find and kill leader
8) Enrage populous..

ECT..

But! Some things may happen if they can keep this strategy up.

1) Hamas will stay horribly disorganized
2) They can sneak in THEIR choice of hamas leader
3) Rage will build on rage, until they explode into an orgy of violence, which the Israeli military will mow down in the name of self defence.

FYI, thread. Not all Jews support Israel. Please refrain from assuming such in your statement.

 
Flavor40 2004-04-26 04:27:46 PM  
peanuts... as in GO NUTS!!

/? not sure myself

 
Array 2004-04-26 04:27:59 PM  
Quality headline.

Israel should keep up the good work. Kill all of those Hamas assclowns.

 
Everyone's Collective Imaginary Friend 2004-04-26 04:28:18 PM  
OMG! FIRST GREEN LIGHT EVER!!!

I can die a happy man now.

 
JesusJr 2004-04-26 04:28:29 PM  
Those wacky Jews! What'll they do next?

 
gromky 2004-04-26 04:28:29 PM  


"RUN, COWARD!"

 
inkdrinker 2004-04-26 04:28:36 PM  
While I question how much benefit there is in fragmenting one organized, easily identified group into a great many underground groups and disgruntled individuals by blowing up the rank strcuture, I gotta admit it's a little fun to see 'em get blown up every time.
There's no shortage of scumbags on both sides, but it's nice to see some head scumbags getting theirs, even if it's only on one side.

 
Jacques Tabarnac 2004-04-26 04:28:42 PM  

 
liquor-box 2004-04-26 04:29:05 PM  
please

....he won't be targeted if the militant group halts attacks on Israelis

Did you RTFA? Because if you did, you'd have caught that.

 
The Pope 2004-04-26 04:29:11 PM  
heres a pic just released:


 
mryoop789 [TotalFark] 2004-04-26 04:29:15 PM  
bludstone

"populace"

 
noit 2004-04-26 04:29:19 PM  
In an amazing display of forsight, Hamas announced today that The Dead Sea is their new secret leader!

/Israel's missles asplash

 
nanyeanduril 2004-04-26 04:29:25 PM  
Kill it! Kill it!

 
Rev. Skarekroe [TotalFark] 2004-04-26 04:29:30 PM  
An interesting strategy, I must say.

1) Find and kill hamas leader.
2) Enrage populous
3) Populous gets new leader to organize
4) Find and kill leader
5) Enrage populous
6) Populous gets new leader to organize
7) Find and kill leader
8) Enrage populous..


the beauty of this plan is that eventually each member of the enraged populace gets to be the Hamas leader.

 
ArnoldBabar [TotalFark] 2004-04-26 04:29:42 PM  
Run, Mahmoud! Run!


 
Motormouth 2004-04-26 04:30:01 PM  
Hamas Radar Dude: We're picking a large can of Whoop Ass headed our way!

Imagine if Isreal had Gundam Mobile Suits...


/just watched Gundam W

 
ArnoldBabar [TotalFark] 2004-04-26 04:31:48 PM  
bludstone, it's "populace," not "populous."

 
meshman 2004-04-26 04:31:54 PM  
"rock, roll, israel. this new policy may actually work"

It will, if you're not interested in stopping the violence. Why is this I/P thing even reported on anymore? Gee, what's tomorrow's headline going to be?

" targets and kills "

The details don't matter, make them up as you go. Names are interchangeable depending on who did what last.

 
dbaggins 2004-04-26 04:32:08 PM  
I think it's time for Hamas to change name.

 
demanton [TotalFark] 2004-04-26 04:32:12 PM  
Run biatch! Run for your life! Get help! Wayne Brady is gonna have to choke a Hamas leader!

 
irving47 2004-04-26 04:32:29 PM  
Wow, this is just like on Stargate SG-1 where they keep whacking at the big Goa'ould that is the baddy menace for the time-being and let them whack at other for a while until they come up with a new scary glowy-eyed snake-head.

 
TheAnvil 2004-04-26 04:32:33 PM  
I love how the article keeps bringing up the supposed killing of the boy and retarded girl, which have nothing to do with this story. I'm sure that boy had a cute little puppy, too. Just so there is no doubt who the real bad guys are here...

 
Pockafrusta 2004-04-26 04:32:59 PM  
1,2,3 NOT IT!

 
cryptr99 2004-04-26 04:33:03 PM  
If i were this guy i'd start running around wearing a yamaka (sp?) and singing "Jews in Space"

/Give Peace a Chance.

 
Son of Thunder 2004-04-26 04:33:38 PM  
Mahmoud Zahar was over heard saying "Just gimme three steps, gimme three steps mister. Gimme three steps toward the door."

 
luvnuriko 2004-04-26 04:33:41 PM  
Won't someone please think of the retarded children!?

 
meshman 2004-04-26 04:33:47 PM  
bludstone, it's "populace," not "populous."

So that would make a popular city a popupopulos or a popupopulace?

 
Teekno [TotalFark] 2004-04-26 04:33:56 PM  
Ah, so season 3 of Israel's version of "The Running Man" is starting!

 
svejker_14 2004-04-26 04:34:02 PM  
Where's unkle George?

 
jarmcjar 2004-04-26 04:34:32 PM  
...but first Israelis warm up by killing a 15-year old retarded girl.

/conflicted because headline was so funny, article so sad.

 
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