so very disturbing...

Good for him- it's a great costume, but OH JESUS that picture is hilarious. It's almost, but not quite, as bad as when fat chicks wear belly shirts. C'mon dude, at least stuff a bit.

I think some farkers are going to have a field day cutting and pasting him into everything they can find.

Not since Camel Toe Elvis have I seen a package like that.

This program's headed for imminent de-resolution.

Pretty horrendous to look at, but seeing this large guy in long underwear, dressing up for a convention, is overall hilarious.

This guy realizes that it wouldn't have even been cool 20 years ago, when people knew what the hell TRON was, right?

Right?

Has he no shame?

That poor fella's never going to need a tag...

He actually uses the term unitard (see "lessons learned" section) and surprisingly he's not talking about himself.

I think this is a good example of a guy who completely gives up on getting laid, ever.

Giving up on getting laid? No, I don't think he'll have a problem. Unless you meant with a woman.

With all that time spent on the costume a girdle didn't strike him as a good idea?

Capt_Evil

He did consider the girdle thing, but the reinforced kevlar would have put him over budget.

Hey, he's a 'grower', not a 'shower'...not that I would know anything about that or have any bitter memories about the gym locker room.

*runs away sobbing*

Oh the Humanity!!

Wow. Just wow.

These photos just beg to be Photoshopped.

I kinda admire the work he put into his gear, but Jumpin' Jehosaphat!

Hope he doesn't have to pee while in that getup...

He even has a camel-toe hanging off of that slow descent into madness he calls a butt.

The whole time I was looking at these pictures, all I could think of was, "Wow. There is just nothing there...

Otherwise I thought it was kind of neat (and weird) that he took all that time to make such a detailed costume. That glowing wire stuff is pretty cool. Does that run on batteries?

Greenlighting this was the no-brainer of the day.

In reality, this deserved a Hero tag.

This man has no ass...just two tiny lumps where is asscheeks should be.

I'm scared.

Unitard: a tard all by himself

OH THE HUMANITY

It's.....so....BEAUTIFUL.....


He reminds me of a wicked chubby Puerto Rican kid that was in my Boy Scout Troop. He was probably 11, and I was 17. (I swear to God this isn't going to devolve into a homoerotic adventure, but it will get far to close) He easily outweighed most of the high schoolers. We're talking a serious fat short kid here.

Anyway, during one campout, while I was trying to teach some younger kids how not to burn their faces off (although they were trying SO hard) he kneed me in my stomach, and while I was bent over, he crammed my face under his shirt and buried my sad little head into his gargantuan girth. And then he just grinded my face into it, perhaps in sick amusement, or maybe to give me a chance to observe fat cells at the microscopic level.

To describe the feeling is impossible. It was a reaction of contradictions, of total beauty yet incredible horror at the same time. Later I would say it was the best thing I have ever experienced, with the small exception of sex (but just barely).

My friend Robby's weight, plus the obviously homosexual overtones in my story and this man's costume made me feel it necessary to tell it.

You scare me OHF.

Has anyone seen this guy's stapler?

I just saw this over on /. and thought exactly what chakalakasp and criscodisco thought.

very scary stuff indeed

Aw nuts, I shouldn't have clicked on that...

MY EYES!!!!!

OneHandFapping

dude...you got your ass kicked by an eleven-year-old....when you were seventeen.

Nice job.

"The goggles..."

I cannot WAIT for the next 3 months' PhotoShops here on Fark.

Chakalakasp I hate you so much.

I'm going to go run bleach in my eyes.

aye' carumba

some shiat you just can't unsee

contest??

In TRON terms, would he be considered bloated software?

He claims the universal reaction was 'cool'. I claim that he needs to get his ears checked since nobody should mistake the sound of copious vomiting for a real word.

I'm laughing so hard, and it's o very wrong to be laughing like this, but I am laughing so hard that I may have attracted unwanted attention from my dogs.

Worst part?

The lines accentuating the crotch.

words fail me.

Hey is this the thread where some guy got his ass kicked by an 11 year old? They were talking about it on another website, I just wanted to point and laugh at him.


/just kidding OHF

WOW.
just wow.

He's ADORABLE!
I want one.

this is sooo cool.

That was one of the worst things i have ever seen. However, I couldn't stop looking.. camel toe hypnosis.

"I spoke for a few moments about how I wasn't Tron, but a simple payroll withholding calculation program that had gotten overweight by changes in the laws."

Direct quote from his website. At least he sees the humor in himself, more power to him.