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GSC 2004-04-15 04:04:18 AM  
in return he gets sicily.
(i don't know why i said that)

 
dramatools [TotalFark] 2004-04-15 04:05:03 AM  
Until this asshat is dead, Dubya is a colossal failure.

 
JihadJoe 2004-04-15 04:05:10 AM  
I played this risk strategy all the time. Hold Asia, offer a truce to Europe, and then take Africa and South America. Work your way through North America, and then BAM! Europe is surrounded, and the little plan for global domination works once more. Yeah.

 
JBalkwill 2004-04-15 04:05:27 AM  
It's obvious because Europe isn't supporting the apartheid state of Israel.

/fuel to the ensueing fire

 
Arocan 2004-04-15 04:07:02 AM  
So why not offer a truce with America? Why just Europe?

 
StellaTwo 2004-04-15 04:07:25 AM  
I can't wait to turn on the tv....

 
tyguy101aa [TotalFark] 2004-04-15 04:08:15 AM  
now by truce he means jihad right?

 
san_mal 2004-04-15 04:08:24 AM  
Divide and rule! The Islamic terrorist learnt well from the colonial British.

The US is going to shiat in their pants if their allies desert them.

If Europe disengages from Iraq and hunting OBL the fault lies with the arrogant behavior of this administration.

 
IForgotMyPassword 2004-04-15 04:08:29 AM  
Hitler also offered peace to the Russians.

 
schlim_whitman 2004-04-15 04:08:41 AM  
When did America officially adopt Israel's foreign policy as its own? Is that part of the New World Order?

 
TappingTheVein 2004-04-15 04:08:54 AM  
And i thought they were planning to bomb france for not allowing muslim women to wear burqas ?

 
turbofish 2004-04-15 04:09:10 AM  
For the first time in history, an US president gives his support to Israeli settlements in the occupied territories.

 
GSC 2004-04-15 04:09:22 AM  
dear god, won't someone think of all the continents...

 
AveEris 2004-04-15 04:10:06 AM  
"The problem isn't as complicated as it seems."

Riiiiight, because an enormous paradigm shift in the psychology of humans everywhere, the sudden evaporation of lines marked by years of bloody conflict, and a proper distribution of wealth are easy.

 
wattoblotto 2004-04-15 04:10:17 AM  
I'm starting to think these farks in Al Qaeda need a damn hobby. Someone send 'em an emachine and a copy of Everquest.

 
Amon Tobin Tax 2004-04-15 04:10:20 AM  
schlim_whitman No, it's part of the PNAC.

 
GSC 2004-04-15 04:11:19 AM  
word is Europe is holding out for the extra set of steak knives...

 
DarkM12 2004-04-15 04:11:33 AM  
Funny ....I never noticed Osama wearing a wrist watch before. Seems a little odd..

 
san_mal 2004-04-15 04:11:39 AM  
JBalkwill

Good point. The Palestinians have been asshats but backing Sharon's blatant land grab only further exposes American hypocrisy on the Middle East.

Bush and Sharon would do well to remember two wrongs don;t make a right.

 
CAPTAIN_TIER 2004-04-15 04:12:50 AM  
Yes...global pillow-fight...excellent..

 
Bo_Selecta 2004-04-15 04:12:56 AM  
Just carpetbomb the general area he's in. please.
farking murderer.

*proud Dutchman (and European I guess)*

 
Anti_Freak_Machine [TotalFark] 2004-04-15 04:15:05 AM  
I downloaded this tape of Kazaa and pirated it already. Take that Bin Laden!

 
Komplex 2004-04-15 04:15:08 AM  
The only way we can capture Bin Laden, More Tax Cuts.

/want easy job as a Republican.

 
d23 [recently expired TotalFark] 2004-04-15 04:15:22 AM  
I know one person's reply..


 
Don's Johnson 2004-04-15 04:15:49 AM  
Muhammad is my biatch

 
schwab 2004-04-15 04:16:20 AM  
dramatools

Dubya will still be a colossal failure even if he catches this asshat.

Killing Bin Laden will likely only create a martyr, and other fanaticals will take over where his life ended. Bush's wars are only creating more anger that will continue to propagate this cycle of violence.

 
StainsMcGee 2004-04-15 04:16:33 AM  

It's a trap!


/Obligatory

 
KungFuJunkie 2004-04-15 04:17:07 AM  
"I wish the entire world would agree to a truce so we can start living our lives. The only way this war will ever end is if we all stop hating each other. We're all human. The problem isn't as complicated as it seems. "

It is really as simple as this. As long as there are different religions in the world with conflicting beliefs, there will always be war.

/God told me to say this

 
FUNKMastrGeneral 2004-04-15 04:17:55 AM  
I'm with you, IForgotMyPassword.

 
GlasgowMunterHunter 2004-04-15 04:18:44 AM  
Don't throw Britain in with Europe. Unlike America, Britain never gives up at anything. We're the only country never to have lost a war in recent history (200 years) you dicks.

What about this term for the yanks - the obese, thalidomide victim ("Iraq will be pacified by June 30"), friendly fire loving, incompetent, pull-out (but never call it surrender) monkeys?

Proof?

Vietnam... nice one guys... you got farked like a crazy biatch there... left the South to collapse
Somalia... oh dear better not mention that one eh?
Korea... oops
Iraq... "rise up against saddam" then abandon them all

 
Arocan 2004-04-15 04:19:56 AM  
Why would Bin Laden want a truce with one of Jupiters moons? It's not like they can.... oh, Europe. I see...


Sorry.

 
AveEris 2004-04-15 04:19:59 AM  
KungFuJunkie,

You really think it's the different religions that cause the problem? Maybe, just maybe, it's the power-hungry bastards behind the religions who use them to give themselves divine mandate? Most religious jerks in the US are Christian and most in the Arab countries are Islamic. Is it a coincidence that they grab what's closest to them then start swinging?

 
GodHead 2004-04-15 04:20:48 AM  
Hurrah! Peace at last!

The question is, do you think the Muslim world would believe it if GW went on the air and promised peace if they quit being terrorists?

 
ISayWeOnlyToBePolite 2004-04-15 04:20:54 AM  
So Usama is willing to negotiate, or am i missunderstanding this and he is actually threatening europe, but not the us, or is this to be taken as implied by previous threats. This sounds all very confusing i thought Al qaeda was a bit more uncompromising than this and i'm quite frankly a bit dissapointed.

 
ElCommunisto 2004-04-15 04:21:21 AM  
schwab:
Dubya will still be a colossal failure even if he catches this asshat.

Killing Bin Laden will likely only create a martyr, and other fanaticals will take over where his life ended. Bush's wars are only creating more anger that will continue to propagate this cycle of violence.


I agree with you here. However, what can we realistically do to end this cycle of violence? Pulling out of Iraq will certainly cause more anti-Americanism to breed in the middle east, as we will be seen as liars and promise breakers. Staying in Iraq will certainly cause more anti-Americanism to breed in the middle east, as we will be seen as arrogant nation builders. If we capture OBL alive, won't the cycle escalate with more attacks demanding his release?

You can't fight violence with more violence, but you can't reason with fanatics either.

 
GSC 2004-04-15 04:21:22 AM  
why doesn't the US gov. privatise the assasination of Bin Laden? Hollywood studio executives kill or murder so many projects and movies each tear, it should be a breeze for them.

 
Malicious_Intent 2004-04-15 04:21:26 AM  
That was nice of him.

See, he's really just a friendly guy on the inside.

 
Manifest_Destiny 2004-04-15 04:21:27 AM  
The biggest tragedy here is the lack of any comments pertaining to France surrendering. Forshame.

 
RaverRevolution [TotalFark] 2004-04-15 04:21:31 AM  
I think Bin laden vs. Bush in a boxing match on PPV would gather up alot of money.

 
binnster 2004-04-15 04:22:17 AM  
Europe pussies...middle east glass parking lot...Dubya keeping us safe...USA USA USA!

 
dukefluke 2004-04-15 04:22:59 AM  
Blah blah blah cowards... blah blah blah surrender... blah blah blah kill maim destroy... blah blah intolerance towards democrats and references to Clinton's blowjob... blah blah Duke sucks.

Ha ha - we got a truce and you didn't! You're all going to die and we're not, minions of BeezleBush!

Right, that's that thread taken care of. Nothing to see here.

 
Devin172 2004-04-15 04:23:01 AM  
Hmmm...so it seems that terrorists took the Spanish response to the Madrid bombings to mean that they can terrorize Europeans into changing policy.

Now lets see if the Europeans bend over to the terrorist demands or show that they have some steel in their spines.

 
Arocan 2004-04-15 04:23:30 AM  
hey GlasgowMunterHunter,


For bailing you out of WWII, you're welcome.

heehee.

 
Mr Logo 2004-04-15 04:24:07 AM  
Hey what we should do is get bin laden on side and then he can invade and occupy iraq for us. Then everyone would be happy. EVERYONE.

 
moonman9j9 2004-04-15 04:24:58 AM  
France Surrenders!



/idiot

 
Mothy 2004-04-15 04:25:23 AM  
ahhh yes this is a man that can be trusted ....... lets kill over 3,000 people from all nations on sept 11, then when someone actually takes a stand and fights back after countless years of terrorism he offers a " truce " ... this is a good sign that we are winning this war plain and simple but as i can see from the posts above people will never admit this because they have been so polorized by partisin politics that they cant pull thier heads out long enough to realize this. Just like wanting G.W. apologize for sept 11 ... ever think about making the people that actually did this apologize... sorry no apologies or truces accepted only action.

You think he would be offering " truces " if America didnt have his ass on the run and in hiding ?

this man needs to die or be captured and his group meet the same fate plain and simple then and only then will a forward step be made for true peace in the world.

 
Malicious_Intent 2004-04-15 04:25:30 AM  
It may be "wussing out," but for farks sake, swallow your pride and leave, European nations. You have no reason to be there other than to say "I'm tough enough to take some terrorist bombings." All that is going to do is get your citizens killed, and your tax dollers spent on making your troops suffer in a sweltering, hostile nation.

 
KungFuJunkie 2004-04-15 04:25:30 AM  
GlasgowMunterHunter

Remember when the sunset never fell on British territory?
I don't either, it was too damn long ago.

I was for this war from the start, because Bush and Blair lied to me. I don't have access to all the "classified" information that the world leaders do. I have the morons that run around in the media looking for a BIG story and can only base my conclusions on their print. It is painfully obvious that Bush had ZERO plans for rebuilding Iraq. And Mr. Blair, I want an answer from you as well!

Here is another point, how many LEGITIMATE democracies are in the Middle East with a Muslim President? Once you find the answer to this, you will see the problem we face.

/rant on

 
Savinkov 2004-04-15 04:26:26 AM  
"ALL THESE TERRORIST TARGETS ARE YOURS

EXCEPT EUROPA

ATTEMPT NO BOMBINGS THERE..."


/one by four by nine, Dave

 
el yotcho 2004-04-15 04:26:35 AM  
Osama claiming to reconcile with Europe means nothing, it's just a tactic. It's like the 6th-grade basketball coach who praises the fat kid who hustles as a good example for the rest of the team, even though the fat kid gets cut the following week.

 
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