Really. I had to stab him FOUR TIMES!

MMmmmmMmmmM brain juices mMmmmmMmMMMM...

Mmmm. Braaaaaaiiiiiiinnnnnssssss......

ouch

Man, that guy got screwed! Get it? Yuk-yuk-yuk!

-bishop.

what a nutjob.

There's a town called Wooloomooloo?

"Wooloomooloo"?
Enough to make my head hurt.

That's just the way they say "Hello" on Remulak.

/comes from France

-This guy got shafted by a cabbie? You don't say!

-Usually, the driver gets the tip!

-The meter ain't the only thing that's running!

OH!

Abed Jawad Hersh, 45, of Wooloomooloo

loL

Sounds just a wittlle bit like the "instant justice" article 4 dowm on the main page. If another stabbed in the head article appears,....TRIFECTA!!!!!

Phillips or flat-head?

One of these men is wanted in connection with the attempted murder of KAHHHHHNNNNN!

WOOLOOMOOLOO

/had to be done

The Driver's name was Johnny Depp

//Secret Window

"Police did not say what, if any, words were exchanged however Hersh was alleged to have grabbed a Phillips screwdriver and reached up from his seat to stab Mr Khan in the head."

Phillips it is

Phillips it is

Bah, teach me to RTFA...

Skip to mah Wooloomooloo n' I don't care,
Skip to mah Wooloomooloo n' I don't care...

Hey, he was just trying to tighten a screw and MISSED.

This is a case of I accidently stabbed him 44 times logic

/sarcastic remark included

"what're **you** looking at?"

Instant justice is neither instantaneous nor just.

A lot easier with superior Canadian technology

finally, somebody with their head screwed on straight.

xBodo99,

I got that fortune cookie once too.

It's self-defense if you shank him once and drive away to the nearest police station to report it.

It is NOT self-defense if you chase him down , stab him some more , attempt to stab his buddy , and then drive off like nothing happened.

..neurological intensive care unit..

Thats gotta suck

Maybe it's just me but I think warrented a "scary" tag rather than weird. Unless there's a weird & scary tag.

And I love those Australian names of the combatants ...

The last time 4 screwdrivers went to my head, they were of the orange juice/vodka variety.

You talkin' to ME?

They don't have meetings about rainbows.

/obscure?

Could this be the beginning of a horrifying new trend? In this observers opinion......yes

I love the wooloomooloo part

I saw a guy found guilty of this same crime who only got a US$150.00 fine in a New York state criminal court, no joke.

Maybe the driver had a few screws loose?

What about a soldiering iron?

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