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(Telegraph) Weird Taxi driver stabs man in head with screwdriver   (dailytelegraph.news.com.au) divider line 37
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SpinStopper [TotalFark] 2004-04-11 10:47:54 PM  
Really. I had to stab him FOUR TIMES!

 
Perfect_Sin 2004-04-11 10:49:06 PM  
MMmmmmMmmmM brain juices mMmmmmMmMMMM...

 
SpinStopper [TotalFark] 2004-04-11 10:50:52 PM  
Mmmm. Braaaaaaiiiiiiinnnnnssssss......

 
Death_Toll 2004-04-11 10:51:46 PM  
ouch

 
bishop311 2004-04-11 10:54:33 PM  
Man, that guy got screwed! Get it? Yuk-yuk-yuk!

-bishop.

 
Sim 2004-04-11 10:55:54 PM  
what a nutjob.

 
Zappagirl [TotalFark] 2004-04-11 10:57:07 PM  
There's a town called Wooloomooloo?

 
SlipperyWhenWet 2004-04-11 10:57:36 PM  
"Wooloomooloo"?
Enough to make my head hurt.

 
RoachAC 2004-04-11 10:58:20 PM  
That's just the way they say "Hello" on Remulak.

/comes from France

 
Scrotar 2004-04-11 10:58:28 PM  
-This guy got shafted by a cabbie? You don't say!

-Usually, the driver gets the tip!

-The meter ain't the only thing that's running!

OH!

 
flameingtoilet 2004-04-11 10:58:30 PM  
Abed Jawad Hersh, 45, of Wooloomooloo

loL

 
NationwideClyde 2004-04-11 10:58:41 PM  

 
bellefromhell 2004-04-11 10:59:33 PM  
Sounds just a wittlle bit like the "instant justice" article 4 dowm on the main page. If another stabbed in the head article appears,....TRIFECTA!!!!!

 
Crown Of Negativity 2004-04-11 10:59:43 PM  
Phillips or flat-head?

 
michaeltrout 2004-04-11 11:02:17 PM  
One of these men is wanted in connection with the attempted murder of KAHHHHHNNNNN!


 
Flying_Phish 2004-04-11 11:02:29 PM  
WOOLOOMOOLOO

/had to be done

 
Jensaarai 2004-04-11 11:02:38 PM  
The Driver's name was Johnny Depp

//Secret Window

 
Guvenor 2004-04-11 11:05:18 PM  
"Police did not say what, if any, words were exchanged however Hersh was alleged to have grabbed a Phillips screwdriver and reached up from his seat to stab Mr Khan in the head."

Phillips it is

 
Crown Of Negativity 2004-04-11 11:07:53 PM  
Phillips it is

Bah, teach me to RTFA...

 
michaeltrout 2004-04-11 11:08:31 PM  
Skip to mah Wooloomooloo n' I don't care,
Skip to mah Wooloomooloo n' I don't care...

 
Phlogiston2312 2004-04-11 11:15:06 PM  
Hey, he was just trying to tighten a screw and MISSED.

This is a case of I accidently stabbed him 44 times logic

/sarcastic remark included

 
bigBQ 2004-04-11 11:16:40 PM  
"what're **you** looking at?"

 
xBodo99 2004-04-11 11:17:22 PM  
Instant justice is neither instantaneous nor just.

 
SGF 2004-04-11 11:18:45 PM  


A lot easier with superior Canadian technology

 
ToStupidTooCare 2004-04-11 11:25:33 PM  
finally, somebody with their head screwed on straight.

 
vjp 2004-04-11 11:31:16 PM  
xBodo99,

I got that fortune cookie once too.

 
ScubaDoo 2004-04-11 11:34:48 PM  
It's self-defense if you shank him once and drive away to the nearest police station to report it.

It is NOT self-defense if you chase him down , stab him some more , attempt to stab his buddy , and then drive off like nothing happened.

 
snips 2004-04-12 12:01:18 AM  
..neurological intensive care unit..

Thats gotta suck

 
FatElvisClone 2004-04-12 12:08:09 AM  
Maybe it's just me but I think warrented a "scary" tag rather than weird. Unless there's a weird & scary tag.

And I love those Australian names of the combatants ...

 
Driver [recently expired TotalFark] 2004-04-12 12:12:01 AM  
The last time 4 screwdrivers went to my head, they were of the orange juice/vodka variety.

 
Halfmast Trousers [TotalFark] 2004-04-12 12:27:21 AM  
You talkin' to ME?

 
Zagloba 2004-04-12 12:49:24 AM  
They don't have meetings about rainbows.

/obscure?

 
Romper 2004-04-12 12:51:04 AM  
Could this be the beginning of a horrifying new trend? In this observers opinion......yes

 
MegaDethHead 2004-04-12 01:50:40 AM  
I love the wooloomooloo part

 
dervish16108 2004-04-12 02:45:14 AM  
I saw a guy found guilty of this same crime who only got a US$150.00 fine in a New York state criminal court, no joke.

 
CitronR 2004-04-12 02:55:54 AM  
Maybe the driver had a few screws loose?

 
Terron 2004-04-12 06:14:48 AM  
What about a soldiering iron?

</Walken>

 
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