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mizike 2004-04-11 05:17:40 PM  
I think we've found the missing link between monkeys and human AIDS.

 
primate1 2004-04-11 09:56:05 PM  
Let's see him save dan marino from a transvestite cop/kicker and THEN I'll be impressed.

 
History Buff 2004-04-11 09:58:34 PM  
one man's job is another man's food...sheesh.

 
SpinStopper [TotalFark] 2004-04-11 10:05:10 PM  
Got bitten and contracted a mutated Ebola virus? Even if it's non-fatal to humans, hey! Monkeys flying out your ass is one thing - monkeys giving you Ebola is another.

 
milowitz 2004-04-11 10:05:33 PM  
Guano bowls! Collect the whole set.

 
AVoiceInYourHead 2004-04-11 10:16:59 PM  
Man, she loved those pussy's. She bought all 5. A mother, and 4 babys pussy's.

 
The Thnikkaman 2004-04-11 10:20:27 PM  
But can he make his butt talk?

 
hambang 2004-04-11 10:21:53 PM  
oh huntsville times...my hometown paper

 
SGF 2004-04-11 10:40:09 PM  
Curse you Thnikkaman!

Beat me to the punch.

 
sandreckoner 2004-04-11 10:51:27 PM  
Sorta hot in these rhinewwwwwws.

 
Temptation 2004-04-11 11:05:11 PM  
SpinStopper
Even scarier is the fact that the location of the lab where Ebola Reston was discovered/concieved is now the site of a McDonalds. I live in Reston, it's in Northern Virginia. The Ebola Reston scare was the inspiration for the movie Outbreak and the book Hot Zone.
/usless trivia hour has now ended/

 
BrotherLove 2004-04-11 11:13:18 PM  
But can he make his butt talk?

Ass him no questions, he'll tell you no lies...

 
Texa$ [TotalFark] 2004-04-11 11:44:05 PM  
I bet he'll get angry if someone messes with his doo

 
Shirley Ujest 2004-04-11 11:52:03 PM  
I'd read a book she'd write, I bet it would be very interesting.
/wouldn't want a hippo as a pet.

 
Dimensio 2004-04-11 11:59:55 PM  
She said that she was tired of tracking down animal smugglers only to see them get a light sentence. I think that the solution is obvious. She needs to kill them. Clearly, if they're getting off when "brought to justice", then courts are corrupt and she needs to mete out a little justice of her own.

/totally serious here

 
StainsMcGee 2004-04-12 01:44:55 AM  
And you must be the monopoly guy...

 
Cazzie 2004-04-12 02:41:05 AM  
No wonder your borders aren't safe from terrorists, America! If a hippo and other large exotic animals can be smuggled into the US, think of what else could be! All this Homeland defence crap...... geez.

 
hambang 2004-04-12 02:46:08 AM  
I cant believe all these animals are in laurence county alabama....

 
tarvuz 2004-04-12 03:55:22 AM  
SHEEEE KAAAAKAAAA

 
Spanxxx 2004-04-12 11:42:51 AM  
I've got no regrets for what we've done, for the fortune we spent and the sacrifices we made, even though I'm glad it's over," she said. "I'd do it all again."

Considering the amount of animals she had, why not open up a site for paying visitors? I'd think with as many exotics as she had, she'd do pretty well.

Like someone else said too - I think a book would be a good thing too. She's sure to have some really great stories.

 
QbasicSucks 2004-04-12 01:46:34 PM  
Say no more

 
jdemanon 2004-04-12 01:57:39 PM  
temptation:.. it's a actually a day care place.

 
Harry Pooter 2004-04-12 08:19:29 PM  
What do you get a worthless movie, a worthless actor, a worthless article and worthless headline for Easter?

Simple: a worthless post!

/postcount++

 
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