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(MyWay) Amusing Live from New York, it's Janets nipple   (apnews.myway.com) divider line 105
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Jabber 2004-04-11 04:08:37 PM  
SNL wasn't bad last night, but did they really have to do a joke about Janet's boob every 5 minutes? And WTF is Darrell Hammond still doing there? Isn't he too old to still be on SNL? Maybe Lorne can offer him a movie if he goes away.

 
mizike 2004-04-11 07:06:55 PM  
I want to be in a 3-way with Amy Poehler and Amy Sedaris.

 
wtfcares 2004-04-11 08:27:00 PM  
old move on, we want bush

 
BoySchwen 2004-04-11 08:27:40 PM  
Whooooooooo cares?

 
Alsace 2004-04-11 08:28:28 PM  
It was painfully obvious that she was wearing a bra, even behind the blur. Nobody, either watching TV or in the studio, saw her nipple during that skit.

Props for linking to myway.com, though.

 
Metal 2004-04-11 08:28:30 PM  
Lame.

 
Sublimer 2004-04-11 08:28:40 PM  
wow... People are running out of Ideas In the Media... and This shiat Is getting LAMER EVERY DAY

 
MOAB 2004-04-11 08:29:04 PM  
id bone amy poehler. in other news tina fey is deffinatly bangable (yes its a word)

 
flg8or 2004-04-11 08:31:12 PM  
"bangable" is. I'm not sure "deffinatly" is.

 
buntz 2004-04-11 08:31:17 PM  
Tina Fey in a heartbeat.

Amy Poehler and that other one, Dratch? They look like twin sister troll dolls. Creepy.

Mya Rudolph though? Ggrroowwllllll!!!

Oh, the Janet Jackson thing? YAWN!!!!

 
micah476 2004-04-11 08:32:32 PM  
SNL, always edgy and original.

/sarcasm meter explodes

 
Sturgeon637 2004-04-11 08:33:07 PM  
"Just one headlight, real quick," he said. "It does two things. You win over the liberals, plus, it's a distraction for the press.

True. How true.

 
ToStupidTooCare 2004-04-11 08:34:02 PM  
Props for linking to myway.com, though.

more like props to drudgereport.com who linked to the myway.com story.

 
perisoft 2004-04-11 08:36:13 PM  
Yes, sublimer, isn't it a shame that you, lord of teh funny and teh original, are not in charge of the nation's media? With your sure hand to guide us, we will prevail over lame crap! Come to our aid, oh righteous master!@

/hates SNL anyway

 
holierthanthou 2004-04-11 08:37:13 PM  
Tina Fey is teh sexy!


 
ScubaDoo 2004-04-11 08:38:00 PM  
Who cares about JJ's boob. When is that new Sbb pic up there going to be posted on the site? Damn teases!

 
FatalDischarge 2004-04-11 08:38:23 PM  
stupid

 
vanango 2004-04-11 08:39:42 PM  
SNL -- Still Not Laughing

 
Death_Toll 2004-04-11 08:40:25 PM  
Janet imitating Condi's smile was hilarious.

 
never odd or even 2004-04-11 08:40:37 PM  
Maya Rudolph face isn't that great but she's got a smokin body.

 
AtomicPenguin 2004-04-11 08:44:04 PM  
I think it's time to stop talking about Janet's boob.

I also think it is about damn time Britney flashes us, the discerning American public, with a couple of worthy distractions.

Or she can just flash me and I'll tell you all about it Durst-style.

 
mordred42 2004-04-11 08:44:35 PM  


/i'd hit it

 
Handsome Jack Manitoba 2004-04-11 08:45:13 PM  
/hero

 
DKFL 2004-04-11 08:47:21 PM  
Yeah I guess I would Let her Soak my Cork!!

 
crossbuster 2004-04-11 08:49:12 PM  
Death_Toll

Janet imitating Condi's smile was hilarious.

Condi smiles?

 
Loud_Mouth_Soup 2004-04-11 08:50:59 PM  
"Would now be a good time to tell you I have sickle-cell?"


/laughed at "Good Times" parody.

 
teabag bandit 2004-04-11 08:51:15 PM  
Pics?

 
Amy Sly 2004-04-11 08:52:27 PM  
I found some shiat.

 
b166er 2004-04-11 08:53:03 PM  
The Cork Soaking sketch was farking hilarious. Especially since you could see Janet stumbling over the words repeatedly and you're wondering if she just might slip and say what she's thinking.

 
God'sAttorney 2004-04-11 08:53:42 PM  
There was only 1 good joke on this weeks SNL.

"Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta Jones have announced they are expecting a third child."
To which Tina Fey replys:
"OK, we get it old man. Your junk still works. Now leave the poor lady alone."

The rest of the show was lame.

 
The Fourth Karamazov [TotalFark] 2004-04-11 08:56:58 PM  
Dear God,

Make Janet Jackson and her breast go away!

/sick of hearing about it

 
mordred42 2004-04-11 08:57:33 PM  


Blair: My wanker is this big.

Rice: I beg to differ Tonycakes.

 
Doonyman 2004-04-11 08:57:44 PM  
Dammit, SNL! After sucking for the whole season you do one funny skit, but I didn't see it because I had completely lost faith in you and turned you off 'til next season!

Fark this. I want $8 and a chocolate bar.

 
crossbuster 2004-04-11 09:01:13 PM  


mmmmmmmm, $8 chocolate bar

 
MarkAnthony 2004-04-11 09:08:16 PM  
I just watch TV once a week for chapple show. I used to watch for an hour, but southpark became kindof lame, in my opinion. My TV is used for videogames, DVDs, and Chapple show. I should probably cancel my cable service and watch it over at someone elses house.

SNL is pretty boring, and mad TV is even worse. Daily Show can be funny sometimes, but I havent seen it in a long time. Other than that I dont know whats on....

 
Chariset [TotalFark] 2004-04-11 09:09:13 PM  
She's really milking that thing for all it's worth....

 
Beppo 2004-04-11 09:11:54 PM  
What was Simon Cowell doing on SNL? I missed it while cleaning my mansion and just caught the tail end of it.

 
ScubaDoo 2004-04-11 09:13:30 PM  
Chariset: Perhaps she's just trying to make the breast of the situation.


/would need the jaws of life to remove his tongue from his cheek

 
Rodeodoc 2004-04-11 09:16:48 PM  
Her boobs are old and tired, like most of SNL. But great pics, Mordred42. Now that's humor!

 
SolRosenberg 2004-04-11 09:17:17 PM  
SNL=Lamest show on television.

 
the_alphabetman 2004-04-11 09:17:58 PM  
SNL is unfunny. I caught two episodes of Upright Citizens Brigade on Comedy Central yesterday. That shiat is teh funny. That Amy Poehler now works for SNL is just sad.

 
Guns4Jesus 2004-04-11 09:20:11 PM  
Janet's nasty floppy titty reminds me of an untied water baloon being held from the neck. Two words...National Geographic.

 
RedHed 2004-04-11 09:28:57 PM  
I don't have cable or any television reception. I watch the Daily Show and Chappelle show clips on the Comedy Central website. I get full South Park episodes minutes after they're aired on a great online site and sometimes download full Chappelle from Kazaa.

Anyone know where to go to catch the rare "good" episode of SNL?

 
JohnnyDanger 2004-04-11 09:29:46 PM  
Tina Fey is a hot minky-pooh. Rowr. Slurp.

Guns4Jesus: That was feckin awesome, and well said. Ever since that unfortunate flaccid titty incident, I've been searching for a phrase to sum it up. And you sir, have found it: "Janet Jackson's National Geographic tits(TM)"

farking beautiful.

 
Schulte 2004-04-11 09:30:40 PM  
MAD TV is a helluva lot funnier that SNL. Alas SNL, we knew ye well. What happened to you?

 
SimuLord 2004-04-11 09:36:48 PM  
If it weren't for the wonders that are FSW and Good Eats, I'd have canceled my cable service a long time ago.

But show-stopping dishes from my kitchen and non-US sports...that's worth the nearly fifty bucks a month. Plus I get $10 off my broadband internet that way too.

/three, count 'em, THREE megabits downstream for under $40

 
sockeatingdryer 2004-04-11 09:41:38 PM  
Weekend Update used to be really funny. So was Tina Fey.
Then Tina Fey got Politics. Now, all of her stuff is one big Bush joke.
So, I can sum this up in one grammatically incorrect sentence: Tina Fey, you ain't that funny no more. Leave your liberal-ness at the backstage door.

Even Jimmy Fallon is better than you now.

 
Death_Toll 2004-04-11 09:47:37 PM  
crossbuster
"Condi smiles?"

Sure she does! Although it tends to look like a water buffalo having an orgasm...

 
Death_Toll 2004-04-11 09:54:23 PM  
"Then Tina Fey got Politics. Now, all of her stuff is one big Bush joke"

Bush is his own big joke. And there's nothing wrong with bringing your "liberal-ness" into the studio. I agree that some of the political jokes aren't funny, but I wouldn't want her to stop them entirely.

 
crossbuster 2004-04-11 09:55:48 PM  
Death_Toll

Although it tends to look like a water buffalo having an orgasm...

I'm not going to ask how you know what that looks like

 
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