To bad the ultrafarkers are even more condensending to us totalfarkers.

I'm sorry...I accept your greatness.

/bows

and thus, a cliche is born ...

"AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Hello, Marzipan. It's Homsar. AaAaAaAaAaAaA! I was just calling to thank you for the flowers you sent me while I was in the hospital. AaAaAaAaAaAaA! I'm feeling much better now, but I still can't feel my legs. Okay, bye-de-bye."

Best classified ever.

Yeah! Take that, suckers! TF RULES!!!

"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for some candy today!"

Any of you other TotalFarkers check the "Girls of TechTV" orgy video someone posted yesterday???

mmmm.

WTF is ultrafark?
If it has anything to do with sadomasochism or beastiality then well, count me o..In....

Good thing the MegaFarkers haven't seen this thread yet, or it'd all be over for our poor PartialFarkers.

hahahahahahahahahahaha, thanks, that just made my day.

I only aspire to one day become: Ultimate Godlike Farker

HAHAHAHA.

Now all we have to do is wait for the UltraFarkers to see this.

What am I saying, of course they've already seen it. They know all!

I am ze UberFarker. All your Fark are belong to me.


"Twas the pride of the peaches."

I'm still surprised that paris hilton lesbian tape hadn't made it to the main page. I mean that damn torrent has been linked to over 45 times in the past four hours alone.

I just wish the ultrafarkers wouldn't abuse the power of getting any link green lighted, and submit those crap ass articles and repeats all the time. You think after all they had to do to get that title, they'd be a bit more respectful.

Worship us, peons.

That free blowjob we got was amazing wasn't it?

I got a free car.

I preferred the money, personally. Chose my own car and blowjob, spent the rest.

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Past!"

I got a free blowjob IN the free car.

"This one time, I hooked up my lawn mower to my nintrendo, and after that, I got the new high score every time!"

ROTFL! PWND!! :d

:D

after i got back from my free TF trip to tokyo, i bought an island with the rest of the money. that drew. he's - well, it's just touching how much he loves the TotalFarkers. i mean, he comes over to our houses, he does the laundry - he always brings beer. good beer, not cheap pisswater crap, either.

oh, and last week - he put that addition on the back of my house. it really looks fantastic. he's just got an eye for that kind of thing.

I heard that the UltraFarkers are going to be on TechTV, but their faces are going to be obscured by that squirrel with the big nuts.

Onlyway otalFarkersTay ancay understandway ethay UltraFarkerway

we can also translate pig latin more quickly than partial farkers

Shhh Nishi you can't let them know ALL our secrets.

Next thing you'll be telling them is how the war in Iraq was just a big front so all of us could go for a beach party in the gulf.

Serial! Oh, wow!! Oh, wow!! Oh, wow! shut UP! Gag me with a SPOOOOON!! Gag me with a SPOOOOON!! Oh, wow!! Gag me with a SPOOOOON!

T0TAL FARK DUZ N0T PR0TECT U FR0M F1LTER5...!! .

Nishi: Couldn't have said it better myself.

It's the wrath of the UltraFarkers. They know everything, and see everything.



"AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Hello, Marzipan. It's Homsar. AaAaAaAaAaAaA! I was just calling to thank you for the flowers you sent me while I was in the hospital. AaAaAaAaAaAaA! I'm feeling much better now, but I still can't feel my legs. Okay, bye-de-bye."

i don't know that i could have said it better myself.

Iway owbay eforebay youray awesomenessway.

ha!

Please wash.

I heard that UltraFarkers can have hot man on man sex and it won't make them gay!!!

Thats amazing

fark those elitist UltraFarkers. fark them up their stupid asses. And no, I really don't care what they do to me when they see this.

I think wil is secretly an ultra farker because he can't seem to stop talking about them

"Many combolations, elizagerth. I hope you get all my particles."

I heawd dat UwtwaFawkews have a magicaw gun dat makes owdinawy diwt into bottwes of beew, and can give giwws owgasms just by wooking at dem

Funny how this has become a majority TF thread!

*CLAP! CLAP!*
"TF beer girl, Bring me a beverage!"

I heard that UltraFarkers have a magical gun that makes ordinary dirt into bottles of beer, and can give girls orgasms just by looking at them

I'm a mostly farker. Thats different from an allfarker.
He clearly said "to blave", which means to bluff.

FalloutBoy: We're all here because we're trying to subtly reminds the Mini-farkers how much better we are than them.



"You know, the kind that are only kinda hot so they don't mess around with other guys!"

Shhhh, Icksnay on thuh UltraFarkay. *spit* Sum secrets must remain.


"I don't wanna die!"

Ooooooohhhhhh noooow I get it.
I just thought that was common knowledge Serial;)


"AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Rightio! I think I can twice."

FEAR OUR BLUE TAGS WITH GOLD STARS!

I think the Mods and Admins should be promoted to UltraFark, and they could get the rarest of the rare UltraFark tags, which count as legal currency in 200 countries.

Pwnd.

Let's round up some PartialFarkers for this thread.

"I got all types of crazy crap."

WHAT R U MEE5LY T0TALFARKERS G0NNA D0 WHEN 1"M AN ULTRAFARKER!1!

Medinks dat most partial-farker's don't r-r-really hang around in ze classifieds. Dey r-r-really ought to.


"I've dealt with this before! Lights: Definently out!"

Now THAT's a filter!

I was invited to do the UltraFark secret ceremony, but had to draw the line when I was told that a gun with "blanks" in it would be fired at my head. Screw that.