The horror, the horror...

"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis..."

But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.

Sadly, that's something that's not completely different.

The UK, the real home of freedon of speech and expression.

New advert for (UK) Channel 4 NSFW

What a witty man!

I object to all this sex on the computer. I mean, I keep falling off!

its. . .

Every sperm is sacred... until it grows....

Only eight comments?

It will be unweiled with the release of a #*&^$#song, but I bet you they won't play it on the radio...

I'd hit it

er.... wait.... what?

I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok...

It's a play on the nude organist, a bit he did on Monty Python.

A genius, that man is! Has anybody ever read "Dr. Fegg's Nasty Book of Knowledge" (also issued as "Dr. Fegg's Encyclopedia of All World Knowledge")? It's a parody of a children's book by Jones and Michael Palin. Utterly brilliant!

Welcome to "blackmail" the game shich you can play with yourself.

sit on my face and tell me that you love me

I'm a big Python fan and that portrait just kicks butt! I would hang it up in my living room next to Cosmo:

I've got a copy of Dr. Fegg's Encyclopedia. I'd have to say it's a far better collaboration than their Ripping Yarns, but that's probably at least partly because I'm a twisted sadistic bastard, myself.

/Going to bake Suet Surprise tonight

"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis..." ah the penis song one of pythons funniest's

A man with 3 buttocks?

Philzone2001

Prefer the philosopher's...
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable,
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could drink you under the table.
David Hume could outconsume
Schopenhaur and Hegel
And Wittegenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as sloshed as Schlegel
There's nothing Neitzsche couldn't teach ya
Bout the turning of the wrist
Socrates himself was permanently pissed (drunk in US terms)

John Suart Mill, of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy got particularly ill
Plato, they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whisky every day
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart
I drink therefore, I am
And Socrates himself is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker - but a bugger when he's pissed!

Apologies for the spelling fark-ups but I'm pissed as a newt...but the photographic memory still serves well... as does my bartender.......bottoms up!

i also love the decomposing composers. everyone should own a copy of monty pythons sings. you'll laugh your arse off.

I have the "Contractual Obligation" album. Some great stuff, including "Farewell to John Denver" (recorded long before he actually died), "I Bet You They Won't Play This Song on the Radio", and "Traffic Lights".

I weel not buy thees tobacconists - eet ees skratcht

Heidi Harrington

And when, might I ask, will she be posing nude??

mye hooverckraft ees fooll ov eeels!

Heidi Harrington:

Do you want to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?

I HATE "Traffic Lights"

Terry Jones is quite the amateur historian. I love the documentaries I've seen him do. Not at all boring like the multitude of British historians I've seen lecture (Blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blaaaaaaaaahhhhh ...zzzzzzzzzz).

He checks out our manuscript collection once in a while. The curators keep it hush-hush because we have one or two fans that get all fanatic silly over him. I am a bit nerdy, but it's a pleasure to say that I'm not one of them. (Although the way I can quote, you would think so).

"Well, there's, uh, rat pie, rat pudding, rat sorbet or, uh, strawberry tart.

Strawberry tart?

Well, it's got some rat in it.

How much?

Six. Rather a lot really."

"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I am no longer infected."

my neeples explode with deelight!

...Lemon Curry!



I couldn't resist...

shudder

"Inflammation of the foreskin reminds me of your smile..."

SPLUNGE! Check out the SEMPRINI on that guy!

IT'S...

Run away! Run away!

I only said to a few close friends that I was thinking of getting a second shed.

....My penile warts, your herpes, My syphilitic sores, Your moenelial infection, How I miss you more and more Your dobies itch my scrum-pox Our lovely gonorrhea At least we were both lying When we said that we were clear....