SCISSOR FIGHT! SCISSOR FIGHT!

I think they are stuck together.

Great picture, and I'd never have attributed it to Hegre, either. Mmmmm. Off to see if my membership is still working.

I love you.

I'd love to see the rest of the two shaven angels pictures if anyone out there has a hegre account

oily

No direct genital-to-genital contact, so I gave it a 9.

*dumbfounded*

I'm gonna be in a search for new housemates come the fall... I wonder if they like History majors?

Damn? This made the main page?

That one farker with the "people I've banged" photos is a bit better.

"pieces of puzzle...fitting each other..."


/off to listen to "Three Days" by Jane's Addiction...
/Oh... and whack off

that's so gay.

Hurrah for plastic perfection!

there aren't many times in my life I wish was a sheet.....

now though, would be one of them.

You all know they want me.

Look up the poster "kiss". It's far hotter (with no nudity either. weird huh?)

Kiss

Oiled plastic women don't turn me on. The pose is worth looking at.

Anybody got a 2048x1536 version of that???!!11!1

Have ya got any grease?

Why yes, yes we do.

Then grease me up woman!

How's about a NSFW warning next time?

so, they're made of plastic or something? Still would bang the crap outta them regardless

Wow.

Thanks for the NSFW warning!

Also, it's NSFW, but SFW (if SFW means Safe For Wanking)

/mass fappage

It's as if a million kittens just cried out, and then went silent...

Damn you all who beat me to the NSFW warning!!!

/still fapping

fry 'em up!

IT'S NOT SAFE FOR WORK!
There, you were warned.

-quityerbiatchin

very nice

They ain't no Marge Schott but they alright.

No fap for oil!!

I figure the boobies tag is enough warning.

Greasy.

In a good way.

I wish I had've just clicked. Now that I know it is NSFW, I am not going to be able to see it...what a crokpot of dog shiat

The blond has fake breasts, but the brunette could very well have real ones...but regardless, these women are dope as fark.

For the guys who say they wouldn't hit it -- any of you fellas make it out to San Francisco or New Paltz this past week to get married?

(NSFW)I JUST GOT FIRED

on the plus side more time to fap

NSFW!
farking assholes

That one girl went happy-go-jacky like a donkey eating a waffle!!

farked?

404?

farked...

what i would give to be in the middle of that.

not quite farked yet - just really slow...

Farked.

Kittens will see another sunrise.

props to elyse for the Simpsons quote!

Whoa. That's so money.

Dayum. That X is HOT!

i'd fap that for a dollar

Behold, the power of FARK...404 BABY....