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tre_bumpn 2001-12-09 03:33:20 PM  
duh. double duh. triple duh.

 
BuckFutter 2001-12-09 03:35:45 PM  
99% of these are stupid farking facts your never going to have to use. Lame.

 
Argh_Dammit [recently expired TotalFark] 2001-12-09 03:36:08 PM  
that site has potential. let it grow up and get bigger and then they can post random links and the users can log in and make random comments and maybe do some random photoshopping and then....

oh.

 
Forsythe P. Jones [TotalFark] 2001-12-09 03:36:10 PM  
Hey,how did they know? Our cat does eat popcorn!

 
Overpaid Slacker 2001-12-09 03:36:25 PM  
Pleasepleaseplease never let that site be cited as proof of any "fact" it contains.

 
BuckFutter 2001-12-09 03:37:50 PM  
These can't possibly be factual. I went to phobias and they listTelephonophobia: Fear of telephones WTF? That can't be real.

 
thejerseydevil 2001-12-09 03:38:03 PM  
Here is a crazy fact. The Detroit Lions are winning!!!

 
BuckFutter 2001-12-09 03:38:25 PM  
Sorry Didn't close my tag.

 
kirby327 2001-12-09 03:38:31 PM  
That was random? No that was stupid

 
Candace 2001-12-09 03:38:35 PM  
Hey, some people are afraid of genitalia.....

 
nate007 2001-12-09 03:39:09 PM  
Off topic but can someone tell me the coding for posting pictures?

 
LordWatson 2001-12-09 03:43:29 PM  
Nate:

 
MadLeaf 2001-12-09 03:44:09 PM  
"The average human brain weighs 3 pounds."

The average trooll .5 pounds

 
LordWatson 2001-12-09 03:44:19 PM  
HA!!! I tried to post what you type for an image but it posted the image blank instead of writing it out.

 
LordWatson 2001-12-09 03:45:13 PM  
Nate:

Look up the Photoshop FAQ, It's listed there

 
blowfish 2001-12-09 03:47:26 PM  
farked..ack

 
Kyosuke [TotalFark] 2001-12-09 03:48:31 PM  

When I want my browser window resized, I do it myself.



Lame friggin site that one is.


 
nate007 2001-12-09 03:49:05 PM  
thanx.

 
OcterDoctopus 2001-12-09 03:54:03 PM  
What about the golf shoes? TELL ME ABOUT THE GOLF SHOES!!!

 
Max Load 2001-12-09 03:55:39 PM  
It is illegal to pet a cat backwards in Scotland.

 
monkyman 2001-12-09 04:04:08 PM  
LIONS LOSE LIONS LOSE LIONS LOSE LIONS LOSE LIONS LOSE
Tampa owns j00.

 
shanrick [TotalFark] 2001-12-09 04:04:54 PM  
Detroit= the Big L
LLLOOOOOSSEERRS!!!!!

 
Dr_Satan 2001-12-09 04:06:20 PM  
94.3% of facts are made up on the spot.

 
Kenh 2001-12-09 04:14:22 PM  
For Professor Tomoe:
Asymmetriphobia: Fear of asymmetrical things.

 
thejerseydevil 2001-12-09 04:15:28 PM  
I know the Lions suck, but I'm so suprised.

 
jaimeekae 2001-12-09 04:19:17 PM  
dr_satan: it's 96.2% actually.

 
Argh_Dammit [recently expired TotalFark] 2001-12-09 04:21:41 PM  
Buttfutter

telephonophobia is indeed a valid phobia and at the risk of kicking in your own Catagelophobia please visit...

http://www.phobialist.com/index.html (its one of my favorite sites for some reason)

 
DeeDerange 2001-12-09 04:22:38 PM  
I stopped on the second "fact" which was "A ducks quack doesn't echo and no one knows why" This is totaly stupid and untrue and taken from a "true facts" spam that went round months if not years ago. Blah. I wish people would research before passing this crap along.

 
FatMason 2001-12-09 04:23:32 PM  
All facts are just someone else's opinions...

 
Lascar 2001-12-09 04:24:49 PM  
Gallophobia or Galiophobia- Fear France, French culture. (Francophobia)

I surrender.

 
Dr_Satan 2001-12-09 04:25:02 PM  
Jaimeekae: Oh yes, I forgot to carry the 3 in my calculations.

 
Dr_Satan 2001-12-09 04:34:19 PM  
"If you die in a dream you dir in real life"

This is bullshiat on 2 counts...

1. How do they know the person was dreaming about dying if they dying before awaking and telling anyone about it?

2. I've died in a dream. It was fun in a weird kinda way.

 
3M TA3 2001-12-09 04:35:20 PM  
Fat Mason
All facts are just someone else's opinions...
and opinions are like a$$holes, that is a fact...
so if...All facts are just someone else's opinions...
and opinions are like a$$holes, that is a fact...

 
Dr_Satan 2001-12-09 04:36:19 PM  
die, not dir.
Bloody dos making my English fail.

 
dahaka 2001-12-09 04:39:05 PM  
Dr_Satan:
I'd be dead by now if dying in a dream caused you to die in real life. The most memorable one was drowning in a lake trapped inside a car.

 
OliverTWIST 2001-12-09 04:40:33 PM  
Consider yourself, at home, consider yourself one of the family, we've taken to you so strong, its clear we're going to get along. Consider yourself well in, consider your self a part of the furniture. There isn't a lot to spare, who cares? Whatever we got we share. If theres a chance to be we should see some harder days, empty larder days, why grauss? Consider yourself our mate. We donata have a fuss. Cause after much consideration we can say, consider yourself one of us.

 
dahaka 2001-12-09 04:45:45 PM  
OliverTWIST: Maybe it was just be, but I found that harder to understand than the legalese found in government contracts. Also... what the fark?

 
Dza 2001-12-09 04:47:18 PM  
farked

 
scraping-fetus-off-the-wheel 2001-12-09 04:58:14 PM  
Opinions are like assholes,
Everybody has them and they all stink.


Figures don't lie,
But liars figure.

 
bob dobalina 2001-12-09 05:04:38 PM  
another example of stupid 'fact':
Random Fact

Fat Bastard: Get over here! I'm gonna eat ya! I'm bigger than you. I'm higher on the food chain. Get in my belly!

WTF?

 
Geddysciple 2001-12-09 05:12:39 PM  
http://www.uselessfacts.net

It's better.

 
Y. Dload 2001-12-09 05:15:58 PM  
I got "Ants don't sleep." It might be true, but then again, ants only live for about two weeks before they are squished or sprayed.

...

Moving on...

 
frankule 2001-12-09 05:16:13 PM  
Personally, i like http://www.uselessknowledge.com
but hey, just my opinion...
see, eveyone does have one...

blah.

 
freakingleashes 2001-12-09 05:40:42 PM  
What the fark? I think the farking sited is farked worse than farking france. farking surrender, @ss...


I think i lost track of the filtered words there... dang

 
Imperfect 2001-12-09 05:48:31 PM  
Here's an interesting fact that I think is no longer valid:

More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes. (Source: N/A)
(Source: N/A) (Added: Wed Dec 00 0 )


Well, at least not this year, anyway.

 
Imperfect 2001-12-09 05:51:03 PM  
And this one is just plain bullshiat:

The average four year-old child asks over 400 questions a day. (Source: N/A)
(Source: N/A) (Added: Wed Dec 00 0 )


Come ON. Your average four-year-old child is lucky to pump out 400 unique SENTENCES in a day.

 
Imperfect 2001-12-09 05:53:14 PM  
Although this one I will believe:

There are three times as many households in the United States without telephones as there are without television sets. (Source: N/A)
(Source: N/A) (Added: Wed Dec 00 0 )


Alright, alright, I'll shut up already!

 
tbdean 2001-12-09 06:22:47 PM  
Impefect: I think my four-year-old asked about 400 questions just on the way home from church this morning.

I mean, come on, shut up already!


(The kid, not you...)

 
frankule 2001-12-09 06:26:56 PM  
Woo!
sent them a little note earlier....

Hello,

Thank you for your feedback. That script has been removed. It will no longer resize your browser.

Thank you,
Dave
That Was Random!

 
saton 2001-12-09 06:30:22 PM  
Fazed.net has a better random fact generator than this.

 
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