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(Yahoo) Asinine Sperm Donor Must Pay Child Support   (dailynews.yahoo.com) divider line 102
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bmr68 [TotalFark] 2001-12-09 11:11:30 AM  
hahaha

 
mlcurtis69 2001-12-09 11:12:02 AM  
TOTAL B.S.!!! Men have no rights...in this world anyways...

 
spin359 2001-12-09 11:12:08 AM  
Fb-, you better get a raise soon or your in deeep shiat.

 
Solstice 2001-12-09 11:13:34 AM  
no good deed goes unpunished.

 
scraping-fetus-off-the-wheel 2001-12-09 11:16:39 AM  
Oh great. Now all those lesbians with turkey basters are gonna get greedy.

 
Jewels 2001-12-09 11:17:13 AM  
this is just sooo farking wrong...Fb- will have to declare bankruptcy...lol

 
Timothy [TotalFark] 2001-12-09 11:17:38 AM  
Well, there goes my idea for a service business.

 
Curious [TotalFark] 2001-12-09 11:21:43 AM  
Solstice apt use of quote

 
labberdasher 2001-12-09 11:22:59 AM  
[...] the man was a friend of the couple [...]

... well, they got the tense right. The words "accountability" and "loyalty" come to mind.

Then (once) again, we don't have the whole story. Maybe the guy had been badgering the couple all the while about wanting to be included as a parent bla bla bla, then once money got tight, he went all back-off and "whoa!".

The attention span of the 'net being what it is, we shall never know. Heh. (Fine by me, on a lazy Sunday afternoon)

 
Jewels 2001-12-09 11:24:20 AM  
Hey on a serious note here:I am in Australia and sperm donors are anonymous here...are they supposed to be anonymous there too??????

Anyway even if they aren't this is still wrong,a man goes to the trouble of donating his sperm so that couples can have a chance to have a family and he gets slapped with child support...sucks.

anyone that has donated go and make a quick withdrawal...lol

 
ooga17 2001-12-09 11:24:40 AM  
holy bloody farking spleefing shoot.

 
pushmi_pullyu 2001-12-09 11:26:26 AM  
people like these women are taking up our valuable oxygen and should be shot

 
Mrs. Max Load 2001-12-09 11:37:39 AM  
Swedish lesbians.

 
Skwidd 2001-12-09 11:38:02 AM  
^Self-portrait?

 
cranky 2001-12-09 11:39:26 AM  
Labberdasher,
thats a good point, but its not even touched on in the article. In the article it sounds more like something you would see on Jerry Springer.

Ozzie_pride,
If you read the article before posting you would know that it stated sperm donors are usually anonymous but that it was a friend of the couples and thats why its known who is the father.

 
Doofus 2001-12-09 11:40:23 AM  
Oh, because he was a friend of the couple and he donated his sperm so that they could have a child, that makes him responsible for child support? Excuse me, but the PARENTS, the two women, are responsible for the child's support and welfare. A sperm donor does not a parent make.
Just like a hetrosexual couple that has children, a gay couple that decides to have children is responsible for the children. Straight couples that have children via a sperm donor don't have the option to sue that donor for child support, so why should a gay couple? I'm curious if when he donated the sperm, after the child was born, did the lesbian couple want him to sign away his parental rights. Did he sign them away? If he did sign away his parental rights, then forcing the guy to pay child support is wrong.

 
scraping-fetus-off-the-wheel 2001-12-09 11:41:28 AM  
Cranky
If you had read Mother Goose as a child you might not be so Cranky.

 
Parallax [TotalFark] 2001-12-09 11:42:32 AM  
I don't have any spare sperm to donate right now, but I've got a few extra kids here.

 
scraping-fetus-off-the-wheel 2001-12-09 11:42:50 AM  
So I guess that Lesbians need a MAN after all?

 
Jewels 2001-12-09 11:44:28 AM  
Ok I should have read the whole thing...regardless of the fact that they know the donor it is still wrong..."DONOR"..this word tells me that he has given something freely...

Court should rule that the donor has nothing to do with the children and that he pays nothing to these lesbians...pretty simple.

 
Overpaid Slacker 2001-12-09 11:48:36 AM  
This is as close to the Liberal event horizon as I've ever seen. Coming from Sweden, a Gold Medalist in the Economics Special Olympics, I'm surprised this guy has $265 per month in after-tax income to pay the fines.

 
AVisgoth 2001-12-09 11:48:40 AM  
There is no God...

 
Jewels 2001-12-09 11:51:48 AM  
Korzeniowski:
Who crawled up your arse and died?

or are you the donor?

 
yodajr 2001-12-09 11:54:02 AM  
That is total B.S. The other lezbian should pay child support, not the sperm donor....pathetic...

 
Asthmaticenemyofgod 2001-12-09 11:56:32 AM  
Damn, that makes no sense...no sense at all.

And no point yelling at Sweden for bad economic decisions. Liberal as hell? Yes. Obscene, scary amounts of taxation? That too. But still, Scanidinavia is considered by the UN to be the best place to live in the world. Just not if you like to keep your own money.

And not if you're a sperm donor.

 
Overpaid Slacker 2001-12-09 11:58:02 AM  
Ozzie_Pride:
If I had anything against Korzeniowski I'd say the answer to your first question would be "sperm," but since I don't, I won't.

 
Overpaid Slacker 2001-12-09 11:59:21 AM  
Uh-oh; if the UN is considered to be the standard by which things are measured . . . the Liberals have already won.

 
LazyA$$ 2001-12-09 12:02:07 PM  
You can put me in jail, but unless willfull penetration is involved to cause the pregnancy, I ain't paying!!!!

If this guy would have hired Leonard "J." Crabs, this would have never ended this way.

 
lil_monster_75 2001-12-09 12:05:28 PM  
Damn, 5 mins to late to get this link in.

The feminists have already won!

 
Jewels 2001-12-09 12:05:32 PM  
Overpaid Slacker:
LOL...maybe that was the problem....

I am surprised with the shiat that gets to go through the courts....wasted tax payers $$$$$ and time.

 
LordWatson 2001-12-09 12:15:25 PM  
It is indeed quite hunourous for Americans to blame "liberalism" for these lesbians attempting to sue this guy and succeeding. Read the previous article about the boy suing the railroad for his own stupidity. The real problem here is the litigious environment we live in. I get Buffalo NY television where I live and every other ad is for ambulance chasing lawyers. Western style LAWYERS and greed are the culprits here.

 
Naatje 2001-12-09 12:30:57 PM  
I feel bad for the kid. This is worse than being a bastard. What would you call this?

 
vegasj 2001-12-09 12:32:26 PM  
hmmmm.... nothing a couple of bullets wouldn't fix...beside what's this world without 2 more dikes ??
baabahahaaaaahahaaa

 
LordWatson 2001-12-09 12:33:44 PM  
hunourous=humourous

 
scraping-fetus-off-the-wheel 2001-12-09 12:35:45 PM  
Where is REI when you need her?

 
PZ Dude 2001-12-09 12:37:19 PM  
I wonder if the donation was donated natuarlly???? If so maybe that is what all of the fuss is about? We need more details!!!!!!!!

 
bigpeeler [TotalFark] 2001-12-09 12:44:31 PM  
I just saw this and had to share:


PAULA POUNDSTONE RELEASED FROM REHAB

"You've remained abstinent and carried out all the tasks I've asked you to do. This is a day for commendation."

With those words, comedian Paula Poundstone was released from the alcohol rehabilitation center where she has been living for the past six months.

Poundstone was charged with led felony child endangerment and a misdemeanor charge of inflicting injury on a child. Earlier charges of lewd conduct were dropped by prosecutors.

Although details of the custody arrangement were not revealed, Poundstone will not have full custody of her two adopted children.

 
Jewels 2001-12-09 12:44:48 PM  
Nah it says 3 children via artificial semination....so there was no farking in this case....:)

 
Jewels 2001-12-09 12:46:35 PM  
oops
semination=insemination....

 
LordWatson 2001-12-09 12:48:26 PM  
Bigpeeler: Damn!! I had Paula Poundstone in my celebrity deadpool figuring she would crack under the pressure and off herself. Too bad.

 
odoe 2001-12-09 01:34:14 PM  
That is simply just farkin wrong.
Reminds me of an Ally Mcbeal I saw yesterday, where a support group for divorced men began to chant "biatch! biatch! biatch!"
farkin lezzies, first they only want the gas, but don't wanna pump it themselves, and still expect you pay for it.

 
LordWatson 2001-12-09 01:47:10 PM  
Odoe: Let me get this straight, you lash out at "lezzies" or in the case you give, independent women, but you admit to watching Ally McBeal?

WTF?

 
tinrobot 2001-12-09 01:55:05 PM  
Does this mean David Crosby has to pay?

 
EightPoundBalls 2001-12-09 02:08:02 PM  
guess I'm gonna have to keep my sperm where it belongs,in my sac or in my wife,no donatin' for me.

 
AntiNorm [TotalFark] 2001-12-09 02:12:06 PM  
If you want a sperm donor, fine, that's your choice. I'll donate, but I'd rather do it the natural way.

 
tre_bumpn 2001-12-09 02:24:48 PM  
He should have signed SOMETHING when he "did the deed", so he cannot be held liable.

 
elmada 2001-12-09 02:25:43 PM  
When I saw the headline, I was certain this was going to be in the USA -- in an odd way it's a relief to find out its in another country

 
daz 2001-12-09 02:26:59 PM  
LordWatson: The reason liberalism is blamed is because liberalism in America (which is different from the term "liberal" in Great Britain, which you may be from, I don't know) promotes socialism and socialism promotes a feeling of entitlement. The whole entitlement wave that has been sweeping the nation since the early 90's is bringing it to its knees. Litigation is but one facet of this new environment. Increased government dependency, the loss of courtesy, and the loss of American brotherhood (helping one's neighbor) are other effects of this cause.

 
Kady 2001-12-09 02:37:09 PM  
Since I knew most of you would be curious, I located a photo of the insemination process:


Come on, admit it. I know you wanted to see it.

 
LordWatson 2001-12-09 02:42:36 PM  
Daz: Shhhh don't tell anyone, but I'm actually from Toronto, Canada, ergo I receive Buffalo NY television. I see your point but disagree with you. I think the litigiousness is based on a conservative sense of entitlement, not a socialist one.

 
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