China will stick their snouts in our business if we decide to "solve" the North Korean problem.

Geeezzz thats a great farken link...have to log in to read the article,please reviem the threads before listing them...it is a pain in the arse.....

My 2 cents worth....lol

copy and paste the link and put the word "archive" in there.
You'll get to see it without logging in.

Geez, even a new slashdot reader knows that.

Well excuse me for being a dumb shiat ;)

Well Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse ME!

Ozzie..u can use the farkers user name:

Username:FarkersForFree
P/W: Domokun

Don't everybody use that all at one time now.

Well, it's nice to see that nothing's changed with NK since I left. They spout the same BS week after week after week.

ECPPunx:
Thanx for your help:)

Put the word "archive" where exactly in the URL?

Skwidd- you were in NK in the first place?

thanks also ECPPunx. not all of us are slashdot readers Scraping. nice reference pic though.

must be tough to be a NK leader what with the requirement to be totally paranoid and all. and the tin hat would get uncomfortable after a while too.

North Korea accused the United States on Sunday of planning to attack the communist state after the war in Afghanistan and said it would deal `unimaginably telling
blows' to U.S. troops.

Why would we ever want to attack Korea? They love Starcraft and Spam, for Pete's sake! How could we destroy a country that loves American products so much?

"D.P.R. Korea, sit down."

Why would ever want to attack Korea? Because they probably support terrorism and they have a nuclear program last time I checked.

I think the lesson learned here is that the most nervous one is probably the most guilty one. No one every thought of attacking North Korea, but we probably will now. =)

As a side note, does anyone find it amusing the self-important titles all these little backasswards communist dictatorships give themselves?

"The People's Democratic Republic For Liberty and Justice and the Furtherment of the Dictator's Bank Account of Korea"

RobbieFal: Japan. The ships over there (mine were the USS Independence and the USS Mobile Bay) get called out to Korea everytime there is a problem, such as the missile "test" that flew over Japan and the Yellow Sea shootout (where I saw the South Koreans sink a North Korean ship over crab fishing rights).

The NKs have something to say every week- I used to follow their press releases in the Stars and Stripes. The words change, but the songs remain the same. "America bad, America getting ready to invade! If America would leave, there would be peace!" etc. etc.

I already have a login name for that when I wanted to read an article on there linked from rotten_com. I think it's "asdfjkladfjkl" and the password is the same. In any case, what's up the North Koreans' asses?

the last time we faced the North Koreans, we ran their asses back to the border, damn Chinese (and/or) MacArthur, or Truman.

So it's the link that's stupid?



And not you, right?

NYWHORETIMES thanks you for your money.

in my case YES it is the link that is stupid...I do not go to that site so I would not have a clue how to get in without a password or login....told you EXCUSE me for being a dumb shiat...;)

Oh and one last thing:
I WILL MAKE IT A GOAL IN MY LIFE TO BECOME A SLASHDOT COM'ER

LOL

Daz : Project Enduring Freedom?


ahahah.. i don't think the US will be THE super power for long if Bush keeps up his jihad.

Damn it, I bet this will put another halt on the beta release of Ragnarok Online.

DAZ:"I think the lesson learned here is that the most nervous one is probably the most guilty one."

good point my friend...at least SOMEONE out there realizes why the US is doing this...bomb the sh!t outta them terrorists !!!

something tells me "telling blows" will include shaking their fists and dying of famine. Kim il Jong, Sit down you ugly fark. You rattle the ole' nuclear saber again and you can join yer ol' buddy Joe where it never gets cold.

I'd just like to point out that since N. Korea is officially atheist, they wouldnt be carrying out a "jihad", but rather a plain old ideological war (or, as those of us in the west might know it, a "getting their asses kicked by Amerika"). Feh, at any rate this is just more blustering by that fascist, Kim. Its akin to Bush claiming that Somalia is plotting against the US of A, except NK doesn't have the balls/military capability to carry its threats out.

I've got to give my name to NY Post to sell to view their pages now? fark 'em.

You never know with N Korea. Old Kim (the North one) has been talking about peace and reunification a lot more the last couple years. And now they're paranoid and think we'll attack them. Like hell we will, just calm down Kimmy.

Heyluno-- Pardon me whilst I reveal my ignorance, but what the hell is Ragnorok and what, if any, connection does it have to the GWAR character of the same name?

'It's always one helluva party when Ragnarok rolls around...'

Here's the article, for those who don't want to register:

BACOLOD, Philippines (Reuters) - A 32-year-old Filipino farmer who believed his penis was driving him to sin sliced it off with a machete in a fit of religious fervor, family members and doctors said on Friday.

Relatives said they found the former security guard lying on the floor, covered in blood and with a portion of his penis missing when they went to his hut on Negros island in the southern Philippines on Monday.

``He is a good son, and one of seven children, He indulged himself by reading the Bible,' his mother told reporters in Bacolod City 300 miles south of Manila, where the man is now in hospital.

``His act was probably triggered by the book of Matthew 18:8,' she said.

The verse, from the New Testament, reads ``If your hand or your foot causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to enter life maimed or crippled than to have two hands or two feet and be thrown into eternal fire.'

Family members said they rushed the man to a nearby hospital in Bacolod where doctors said they had stitched up and reconstructed his penis, although it is now 20 percent shorter.

Relatives said they were unable to find the severed portion.

Doctors said the man's penis showed several wounds, indicating that the man had hacked at it several times before it detached.

``The mere act of cutting his penis signifies that he is psychotic,' the doctor said, but did not indicate whether the man would undergo psychiatric evaluation.

He is now in stable condition and his wounds were expected to heal in two and a half weeks, doctors said. The man will still be able to have children, the doctor added.

The man's mother said her son had been depressed and obsessed with the Bible since his wife moved to Manila to work as a housemaid, leaving their young child to live with her family.

``He said he wanted to be nailed to a coconut tree,' the man's mother said. ``He had memorized the Bible and preaches with the pastors in our place.

``He also advised other people to remove nude photos from their walls so that small children will not become sex maniacs later,' the mother said.

Today newspaper quoted the man as saying he had no regrets about cutting off his penis because it was driving him to sin.

Local radio and newspaper reports said the man had visualized his penis as a ``cobra' drawing him toward women.

Wow I thought this thread would reach 100 post by now. I am very disapointed in you guys.

Who is this guy? I like him. He's funny.

War with China would ruin my day. The U.S. Government can blow up all the sand people they want, but when they kill real human beings I'll be upset. Even dirty, yellow, Commie human beings, they're still people. Of course, by the time anything like that happens, the Military-Industrial-Media Complex will have churned out enough anti-Chinese propoganda that I won't think of them as human beings anymore either. What really bothers me about this thought is that Chinamen have houses and televisions, and that makes Chinks like us. Plus, I don't want some patriotic asshole giving me shiat when I rent Chinese movies.

maybe kim is gonna send n.korea's national heroes to defend the homeland, like the amazing pneumatic hammer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's Steve Martin! You know....the famous actor.

"our jihad will be better"

hmmmm....didnt see that quote in the article.

For more information on quotes and how to use them, please visit your local elementary school.

Sounds like NK is trying to distract its people from the famine that its failed ideology has caused.

The article made easy for all to read
Dutch-Isn't getting upset over Chinese people being killed,because they are full people,while being fine with sand people getting killed,a bit hypocritical?Not that I really care,I'm just bored.

Yo, SuBourbon, Ragnarok Online is probably the best free Korean MMORPG. OH YEAAAAH

This is a section of an impressive satellite image of the night sky across the earth, showing man's aftificial light coverage. On the left is China. On the right is Japan. In between is Korea. The bottom part of Korea is the part that is all lit up. That's South Korea. The top part is almost completely dark. That's North Korea.

Christ look at japan. Makes you wonder if there is anymore countryside left.

Christ look at Japan.

It's all those damn pachinko parlors. Those things are lit up bright as day 'round the clock.

Steve Martin is hilarious.
Warren How could you post the image without seeing his name?
http://www.usatoday.com/life/enter/movies/_photos/2001-03-26-inside-steve-mart in.jpg

Hope they wait 10 more days, cause I am outta here!

Heyluno why on earth would a Korean site use the Norse mythological end of the world for a name? Am I missing something?

Kthulhu: Go to your local flea market and find the big stand where the guy sells knives, will probably be a big biker-looking farker. Ask him what kind of T-shirts he has for sale. I guarantee the guy feels the same way about black people, but it's not PC to wear your hatred of blacks on a T-shirt. If there's one group more universally hated than Mexican immigrants, it's towel-head donkey farkers. As far as I can tell, the only people here who even recognize that they have a culture are from the Middle East themselves, or Muslim.

People in the U.S. already distrust Asians, and mock their culture. For most people, going to Chinatown is like a trip to Epcot, and they make fun of 90% of what they see. Slant-eye, gook, frog face, these types of insults get thrown around pretty freely, along with the mocking "Jap gibberish" noises most Americans make when Iron Chef is playing. Even all that, I can handle, but if we go to war with China, which will happen if we attack North Korea, the racism against Asians will become unbearable.

Dutch: US troops have been in South Korea since the unofficial end of the Korean War. We haven't attacked them in almost 50 years. Why start now?

As far as the asian thing- me thinks you protest too much.

Nope, SK.