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(Some Guy) PSA How to buy a Christmas tree   (slate.msn.com) divider line 14
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OneLetter 2001-12-09 11:23:53 AM  
Make sure it's blue and folds up like an umbrella....right?

 
NutSack 2001-12-09 11:39:33 AM  
LONG LIVE FESTIVUS!!!

 
NutSack 2001-12-09 11:40:29 AM  
for those of you who dont know it was costanza's dad's made up holiday on sienfeld

 
blowfish 2001-12-09 11:44:33 AM  
yea..that's all good, but can you have sex with it?

 
Forsythe P. Jones [TotalFark] 2001-12-09 11:46:38 AM  
Sorry...you can't hug THESE trees...

 
MadLeaf 2001-12-09 01:18:48 PM  
Personally I save money by NOT buying Christmas Trees..

I bought one placed it in a nice clay 20 gallon pot and move it indoors for the holidays. I don't have to worry about disposal or fire hazard...

Do your part save some cash...

 
Clevernickname 2001-12-09 02:21:32 PM  
If you wait until the 24th or 25th, you can usually get 'em free!

 
tinrobot 2001-12-09 03:18:42 PM  
Buy them? People buy them?

 
fry1138 2001-12-09 04:09:47 PM  
How to buy a christmas tree? what the hell is next.... How to find your ass with 2 hands?

 
Leo 2001-12-09 06:00:05 PM  
And that's not all! I think I'll keep my distance from the folks part of the following organization...



- Leo -

 
OliverTWIST 2001-12-09 08:37:55 PM  
FESTIVUS FOR THE REST OF US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

 
MadLeaf 2001-12-09 08:57:31 PM  
Dude!!!

PLEASE SEND ME THE LINK TO HOW TO BUY A BACON TREE!!!!

 
astrocat 2001-12-10 04:37:15 AM  
Why buy a tree? Just drive out into the forest at night and cut one down.

 
Dllsgrlz 2001-12-10 11:51:47 AM  
I save $$ by not having a tree.
Something about that year when it became a flaming ball of fire in the middle of the living room.
Lost all it's charm.

 
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