This rocks

Beer goggles!

perfect for sporting events....and church.
well said

I don't drink the hard stuff,so I wonder if beer would go flat in these...I'll find out next time I go to church...hee

Right around the 4th quarter (or the 3rd act) we're going to see a lot more eye injuries in the stands.

Perfect gift for the golf course, sporting events, opera, and church.
I think if my church was so big I needed binoculars and so bad I needed to drink I would get a new church.

They're just like Beer Goggles! Ahahahaha... Damn you BillyMo! The only clever thing I could think of and you had to ruin it!

Clever. I don't really need one, though; I keep a thermos inside my fake leg that holds more than half a gallon.

"Boy, what an innovation!"

--That's what I thought about them the first time I saw them....back in the early 80s...

These things have been around forever and a day.

What do you call 47 people sitting around watching the Super Bowl?
The Detroit Lions.

Sorry..Don't shoot

I use to have a set of these. I would take them to the Oklahoma State games with rum in them and then mix it with a coke. I don't remember a lot of those games very well.

Oh yeah, nothing like sipping on some JD during church.

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The phone that farts insteads of rings might be good for a laugh, also.

Just what the country needs, more drunken football fans. Now if someone can just come up with a stadium seat cushion that conceals a firearm, we'll have the perfect combo.

Just fill a water bottle with white tequilla or vodka.

This is the best thing to come along since the joint.

I ordered one for a friend of mine - sounds like a nice gag gift.

Clusterfark - What about us who prefer the more manly dark liquors?

You might get some curious looks when people see you drinking out of your binoculars!

Get an opaque water bottle

Well thats early retirement for the foam dome then!

I'm with clusterfark. Always bringing the vodka.

A few days ago I was watching this show with strange sports clips and the commentors were commenting on some old people they saw drinking out of one of those.

They sell these too:

This is old school. Because of these when we goto football games they make sure you can see through the binoculars before you can take them in.

Try to take these into a football game. Go ahead. I'll drink in the parking lot while watching your cavity search and subsoquent interrogation.

this is better, its what the guys here use, you just unzip your zipper and fill your drink. That binocular thing is so five minutes ago.

wait. forgot to add the address

http://www.floppyflask.com/