get a girlfriend?

boobies!

A nice big hand for Mex, caught by the Fark filter!

Better - get a maid. Only $40-60 a month. Disconnect your cablevision and ditch the cellphone to pay for it. Who needs those anyway!

I would have to agree wit Mex, boobies!

Just eat fast food all the time...

i can't get the picture of that guy shirtless with a tub of food under his chin watching Hogan's Heroes repeats
i dont think he has to try too hard not to "give in to society"

A maid for 40-60 a month, where ? , i suppose you could get them in once a month, all the ones round here at 40-60 an hour.. except the topless maids, they are $80-$100 but worth it i feel

Since when did we need someone to tell us how to be fat and lazy? I thought it just came naturally.

I do not know about you people, but after reading that, I feel that this person is the stupidest person that ever existed. How hard is it just to clean some dishes? This person is truly pathetic. Get a life. He may as well just eat out of dumpsters. It will save him the time of cooking meals and waiting in the long fast-food lines.

My two cents-

Wow, this hits home hard.. I just washed my dishes for the second time in 2 months.

You can't even get all the shiat off with the dishwasher. You can to wash before the dishwasher. Dunno what a dishwasher is for.. not washing dishes.

Pizza Boxes make a nice plate for pizza.

Reusing glass plates after the old stuff has dried on it works.

Eat everything out of the pots/pans you cook it from. Same for milk/OJ/coke/pepsi..

Drop everything in the sink filled with water.

Please Drew, come back soon and post something worth reading...

There is nothing there a person who is lazy can't figure out. I am sure it is meant as a joke, for those of you taking him seriously, though he does make a point for the conservationists. Why waste water washing dishes when you can eat your food out of the container it came in? With your hands! And for those who wear expensive clothes while eating alone, why risk staining them when you could be naked instead, which is always a good thing ;)

Yeah, the advice is obvious and stupid, but clearly not fark-worthy if you ask me. Judas Priest on a Bicycle.

What about the obvious solution: heroin. What money you have left with which to buy food will be spent on the 3-4 saltines you need a week to get by.

Get a blonde chick to wash your dishes... preferably one that is clever... this way she will do a good job.

err, someone didn't get the joke. it's not as if it was funny, but it was clear that it was intended to be. chicken breasts... under the tap... sweat pants... get it? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Buy a Dishmaster. It's that thing that sits on your grandmother's sink in Florida. It's got a wand with a brush on the end of it that's fed by a resevoir with soapy water in it. Great for doing one or two plates at a time.

w00t
I'm still trying to get away without doing the dishes w/ my girlfriend.My excuse is my ocd get's rough when I have to do dishes,which is the truth,but somehow it seems wrong.....hehe

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two words- Paper Plates

is anybody screening these farking submissions?

best way I know is for bachelors to not bother buying cutlery,dinner sets,pots and pans or glasses to start with :)

Best solution all round...lol

Thats why women have smaller feet- so they can stand closer to the sink.

Have I missed something here?
this is relating to bachelors so WTF would they want to get a woman to do the dishes,that would end their bachelorhood ;)

Well, at least there was one REAL piece of advice that I could use......."don't give into society and stay single."

You know, it never occured to me to use an old ice cream container... I like that...

fark you naysayers, this is one of the best articles I've seen on fark in a while

He's the "MARTHA STEWART" of real people!!! LOL*

WORDS TO LIVE BY!!!!!

Apparently all Farkers can be divided into two categories-- those who can recognize a joke, and those who can't.

Does this guy own a dictionary where every word ends in "-age"? God lazy people make me sick and promoting a lazy lifestyle is worse (as a joke or not)! Is it a wonder these kind of people live "the single life" - think of something clever and funny and then we can call it a "joke"!

Saving the world thru better design!

I'm personally waiting for CleverBlonde's post on how this is sexist.

***ATTENTION****


This guy is a farking icehole. What a waste of skin. If I were him I would delete myself from the gene pool ASAP. I truly feel dumber for having read that worthless piece of shiat!!!!!!!!

That was about as funny as lukemia.

A real good tip is to use MOTOR OIL FOR LUBE!!!

*cough*

Now back the reality that we are adjusting for..

Above we see several perfect examples of the "can't recognise a joke" group.

Hmmm... a little TOO perfect...

No Zylon, I think most of us have a sense of Humor that is above an elementary school level and that is why this is not amusing - this is not even clever satire! Maybe his next article should be... "To lazy to clean your apartment? - 10 ways to get the arse smell out of your living quarters!" - I am sure he would know a thing or two about that!

Back in the college daze, I had (guy) pals who just moved, rather than clean the kitchen.

Okay, so I'll put down Austinmodernist as a 'no', for the upcoming Toque kegger. I'm sure he will be too busy reciting Alison Lurie essays to his literary class that evening to attend.

Nope, I'll be someplace that can actually attract an intelligent, attractive, female clientel. But thanks for the invite!