Farkettes, need a guy? Buy a dog, they're smarter.

Fergit Mars, Old East Germany needs wimmin.

I'd rather move to Detroit. On a lighter note, I just got to see the "Cowbell" sketch on the SNL marathon. I got a fever...

one caveat for the farkettes:

they are German men.

Mein schlongen!

I guess we're chopped liver, gentlemen and reptiles.

What's East Germany Grandpa?

It's hard for me to imagine a Farkette being single. Here's why -

Geek girls ALWAYS have market for relationship material - geek guys. Geek guys are the most desperate people on the face of the planet. Besides this fact, most of them are really not that bad once you get to know them, with a little work maybe. It would amaze me to see a geek girl desperately seeking a relationship, unless she had severe emotional or mental problems as well.

Not saying everyone who looks at Fark is a geek, but there's certainly a higher ratio of geek to nongeek people here than in most places.

I thought all previous iron curtain women were as available as thailand mail-order brides.

I myself have two -- they're cheap!

/I'd add a Yakov Smirnov comment but the filter has cracked-down.

Bad? Silly men, this is good! In my world, it's 1 Man to 0 Women, and things are working perfectly!

Yup... it's perfect.

:(

It just strengthens the belief that while men are shallow and only want pretty girls, it shows women are just as shallow and dig for gold. Sorry ladies, Joe Millionaire set women back, way back

I'm married, but when I was single, my two miniumum requirements for dating a man were good personal hygiene and not a drug addict. I somehow doubt that the East German men would meet Hemptastic's minimum requirements - most notably not in the teeth department.

Hey, at least I wouldn't have to shave any more. Sign me up!

Welcome to Sprockets. I am your host, Dieter. It has been a very busy week here in Berlin. Jourgen von Keitel's exhibit "Scabs On Canvas" opened at the Schussel Calle, the Gertrude Bromf troupe previewed their performance in wax at the Theater of Unhappiness, and the Berlin wall was dismantled. For the masses, the wall's collapse represents freedom and opportunity. But for me, it is a chance to meet more beautiful young men.

"2003-12-28 07:35:05 PM SanchezSucio


It just strengthens the belief that while men are shallow and only want pretty girls, it shows women are just as shallow and dig for gold. Sorry ladies, Joe Millionaire set women back, way back."


Believe what you want to believe Sanchez, but I think you are full of crap. Joe Millionaire is not representative of all women, it's just bull shiat reality tv. I don't need my husband to have money, I can make my own, and anyone who marries for money pays too high of a price.

Makineri

Speaking as more of a social outcast, I think it depends from person to person, just like in real life. There really are hot people that have trouble finding dates if you can imagine that. If you're hot and don't have the social skills to interact, the hotness ratio isn't going to out weigh the inneptitude at conversation. So it doesn't really matter if you're a geek chick or not. And to be honest with you, do you honestly think geek chicks are sitting there drooling over geek dudes? They're just like most other women, who want the hot guy and the hot body.

God I've put way too much thought into this

/head hurts

Farkettes, need a guy? Stop eating so many Little Debbies and start putting out.

I just saw one of the most beautiful girls I've seen in weeks. Beautiful like I'd hit her 7 times in the night, and 7 times in the morning, and then 7 times more after she passes out due to exhaustion.

So I see this beautiful girl and she asked me for 'some spare change'!

I swear. I'm in New Brunswick, NJ and went to get some food. Dressed in cheap/torn clothes, holding this total bum's hand, she walked down the street. As she saw me, she let him go and came to me with a real sad look on her face and asked for some spare change because she was very hungry and hadn't eaten in days.

I just walked on, didn't pay attention (and didn't want her tall fierce looking guy to come after me). Sad world I tell you. She didn't look like a pimp's ho. More like a totally screwed-up-in-the-head college dropout. Sad sad.

So that means, as a guy, I should go to west germany where there must now be a surplus of women yes?

West Germany is cooler because my old Darda cars said "Made in West Germany" on the bottom.

Narking_Futs -- you're correct about social skills outweighing other factors, but I'll have to disagree with you on the geekiness thing. I've met many geeky girls who are into geeky guys. And I'm into geeky girls myself. So that works out.

no thanks, plenty of guys here.

This is Dieter. No, really.

Date with a German Woman:

"First of all I will push you to the ground, pee on you chanting House on Fire! House on Fire! Put it Out! Put it Out!. Then I will force you to drink antifreeze until you pass out. Then you will wake up in excrutiating pain with a size 7 poop chute."

Hemptastic---->
Unfortunately Joe Millionaire represents a lot of women, not all.
Besides I'm just trying to flame. Easy bait in this thread.

I think the problem is that nothing turns a woman on like a man's self-confidence.

However it's also true that nothing crushes that self-confidence like getting shot down.

So the guys who end up on top are the guys who, er, "end up on top", or those who are so farking clueless that they don't even know when they're down.

"We Germans are not all smiles and sunshine..."

Sounds like Germany is a Schnitzel Fest.

Many people (especially communists) erroneously think that markets are a zero-sum game, but in the special case of the male-female sexual pairings they would be exactly right. For example, there is no way for more than n percent of women to monopolize the best n percent of men into a monogamous relationship, and vice versa, no matter what the system used to create the pairings happens to be.

In this particular story, the bad luck of the poor rural men produces an equal but opposite amount of good luck for the men who live in the wealthier cities. Thank you, poor rural men.

One can only imagine what would happen if polygamy were legal. My guess is that about half of the men (the left tail of the Gaussian distribution) would not be able to get a wife at all. On the other hand, women would be better off, on the average. Each woman would get at least as good a man as she can get under the present system, although some women would have to share a higher-quality man that they could get in the present system. Thank you, women.

There is nothing scarier than a hot girl no one wants to date a.k.a try to have sex with. With guys being as shallow as we generally are. If you are hot and no one that remotely knows you hits on you.

Joe Millionaire is a perfect representation of women, just as if it were about a women with men trying to win her over. They're "hot" and "weathy" and thats why they're there. And do you have any idea how many people apply for that show? So now you're talking about maybe hundreds of thousands of women applying, and then you have to factor in women that couldn't apply for whatever reason, women who didn't know about the show and would have applied and women that didn't make it into the deadline to apply, women who don't have the self esteem to apply. Thats alot of women hoping for a shot at a "hot", "Wealthy" guy. And it's just a sample of the women who are gold diggers.

I thought it was just Germany...

SanchezSucio
You sir are a true Master Baiter.

huh huh huh huh huh

Seems to me a great place to start my Pimping career and start making lots of $$$ !

On the plus side, it's nice to know that all my hard work in German won't be wasted. Personally, I'm not really that desperate to meet anyone, though.

SockMonkeyHolocaust--->

Thats Mwa ha ha ha. And yes quite frequently. If I could only Photoshop.

Stop biatching about gold diggers. If you are too stupid to figure out what your woman is with you for then you deserve exactly what you get.

Narking_Futs:

Joe Millionaire is a perfect representation of women, just as if it were about a women with men trying to win her over. They're "hot" and "weathy" and thats why they're there. And do you have any idea how many people apply for that show? So now you're talking about maybe hundreds of thousands of women applying, and then you have to factor in women that couldn't apply for whatever reason, women who didn't know about the show and would have applied and women that didn't make it into the deadline to apply, women who don't have the self esteem to apply. Thats alot of women hoping for a shot at a "hot", "Wealthy" guy. And it's just a sample of the women who are gold diggers.


Can you blame women for wanting hot rich guy? Why would they want an ugly poor guy? Please explain to me why a woman would choose an ugly poor guy over a hot rich guy. I would love to know.

Yes, geek girls lust after hot guys just like any other woman, but consider this: geek girls are sometimes good lookin' themselves. But alas, this does not save them from their inner geekiness.

I even wrote an article about this phenomenon for Ooze.com about, uh...7 or 8 years ago. Jesus, time flies.

Link to article: CONFESSIONS OF AN ONLINE GODDESS

Note: I actually took the time to create the /04model directory on the same server I used when I wrote the article and place those old pictures in it so that the link within the article would work. Geek? Yes.

Joe Millionaire is a perfect representation of women, just as if it were about a women with men trying to win her over.

if joe millionaire is the perfect representation of women then it's the perfect representation of men.

all women want is money and fame. All men do is lie and act dumb, and try to score with hot chicks.


oh and those women most likely didn't want a rich guy. They wanted to be on TV. DUH!

/doesn't want a rich man. Wants a smart funny one who's good in bed and puts out constantly. Is that too much to ask?

nice biatch slap lpololoco, but I would add that men who have a problem with gold diggers should re-evaluate they type of women they're prone to hit on.

Hey Dipsthis
Stop your beatching
we've been doing the filipino /Ukranian etc mail order brides
for a while now
Now the girls get their turn
Deal with it

Rosalea: Atta girl!

BulletproofBra
I didn't want to sound too ranty.

Rosalea--->
I would say you are about 95% right.

What do you call a girl with half the sex drive of a man?
A slut.

I think women use that word more than men. I don't

Swank Spike:

Now here's a real Farkette. PhD in Neuroscience with a full-upper body tattoos. Glad to know girls like you exist. Best of luck with everything.

Sounds like a windfall for most German porn mags- and this could spark an unprecedented livestock STD epidemic.

Um, as a geek girl, let me tell you that it is easy to get stuck in the "friend" zone. Because we like stereotypically "guy" things, we get stuck as "one of the guys". What does this mean for my dating life? Umm, guys talking to me about some hot chick and getting my advice on how they should approach her. :-(

As far as East German schlongs--er men, don't they like shiatting on people? I think I'll stay in the States. heh.

Homosexuality ensues.

SanchezSucio
I disagree with your slut comment. I think an average guy think that his chick isn't a slut regardless of the strength of her libido if the only one she's farking is him. But, if she even flirts with someone else, then, well, she's a slut.

That sucks.

[lpololoco I just spent a week with my mother. I need to rant about something.]

chime2: Still working on the Ph.D., actually (2-3 more years), but I *did* just get my M.S. in Neuroscience, so thanks!