Bom-Bom-Bom Bom-Bom-ba Bom.

everyone know you can't say bomb on an aircraft

Jeeeez

A well deserved dumbass tag on this one.

Bomby Bombdy BombBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

My life for you!


/my personal thumbs up to who gets the movie that quote was from

Polish jokes in 3....2....1.....

The Stand.

MY LIFE FOR YOU!!

The Stand dude, that was easy

mole....

I, for one, can't get enough Trash-Can-Man references.

Hi Jack!!!!

congrats guys well done indeed.

/your thumbs up will be mailed to you in 6 to 8 weeks

I love that the article was written by "Shamus Toomey" Now thats a homegrown American name if I ever heard one...

/tips his beer to the Irish

He was just drunk. Just let him sleep it off. In the cargo hold.

Man later heard saying "I didn't say 'bomb', I said 'balm'!! You know, chapstick, myrrh, etc..."

nice .. The man was being held while a decision was being made on possible disorderly conduct charges, police said had he been getting aboard a US domestic flight instead of a Polish overseas one he'd have been charged as either a terrorist or an enemy combatant.

listen my son
one thing i've learned and I know it
bombers can open bomb bays
love all you can
in this precious thing called your own life
rember bombers can open bomb bays
might you meet somebody
that has your mothers eyes and smile
might you meet them
don't blow them away
don't hurt them
just hold them
make someone happy
the things you do
it's up to you
try being happy

It's DA Bomb.

probably just commented that he was mad they wouldn't let him on the plane bombed.

I seriously doubt he said "won't let me on the plane? well, I have a bomb in my carry-on"

Word to your moms
I came to drop bombs
I got more rhymes than the Bible's got psalms

9/11...War in Iraq...now how can I combine these into a joke that everyone will enjoy?

P.S. I love Everlast.

Ah, those wacky pilots!

It's a good thing his father is the District Attorney.

/hangs head in shame

m-o-o-n

that spells "bomb in carry-on"

Altoid:I wonder how many people got that.

m-o-o-n spells I get it :)altoid

If the airline was really concerned, they'd let him ride in the wheel well.

eh?

How come my earlier post got deleted? Inappropriate? Off-topic? Deserving of deletion over and above the other posts here?

You be the judge! Here's my earlier post:

"Chicago...drunken passenger on a Polish airlines flight...an irish writer named Shamus...

Man, there is a wealth of material here and yet I have no motivation to put it all together. Please do me a favour and pretend I said something funny."

Thoughts gang? Should I have thrown in a The Stand reference perhaps?

Man, I was so drunk I fell down at check in, got a free wheelchair ride to the airplane seat and skipped security.
I didn't even have to tell them I was bombed.

fark the charges, just find some disgruntled airport worker, adorn their piggies with a pair of Red Wing steel-toes, and let em get a running start for a swift kick to the danglies.

How many drunks does it take to make a plane late and get 42 people mad?

Just one, but he has to be BOMBED!

eh?
eh?

Hello?

Anyone who thinks it is funny to screw with the security staff at airports should have a louisville slugger introduced to their colons.

Lighten up, lonerancher!

Keep the jokes rolling!

Hmm. Don't know what that has to do with airplanes, medicated, but right on!

He must have been really bombed ...

/obvious

lonerancher is right -
airport security, cops and walmart cashiers NEVER make mistakes

Perhaps he was caught up in his druken stupor and meant to say he received the Gigli director's cut DVD as a Christmas present, and needed help in its disposal.

Mmm extended Turkey time scene....

OFFICIAL: You have been found guilty by the elders of the town of uttering the name of our Lord, and so, as a blasphemer,...
CROWD: Ooooh!
OFFICIAL: ...you are to be stoned to death.
CROWD: Ahh!
MATTHIAS: Look. I-- I'd had a lovely supper, and all I said to my wife was, 'That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah.'
CROWD: Oooooh!
OFFICIAL: Blasphemy! He's said it again!
CROWD: Yes! Yes, he did! He did!...
OFFICIAL: Did you hear him?!
CROWD: Yes! Yes, we did! We did!...
WOMAN #1: Really!
[silence]
* * * *
OFFICIAL: * * * Now, where were we?
MATTHIAS: Look. I don't think it ought to be blasphemy, just saying 'Jehovah'.
CROWD: Oooh! He said it again! Oooh!...
OFFICIAL: You're only making it worse for yourself!
MATTHIAS: Making it worse?! How could it be worse?! Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!
CROWD: Oooooh!...
OFFICIAL: I'm warning you. If you say 'Jehovah' once more-- [MRS. A. stones OFFICIAL]
Right. Who threw that?
MATTHIAS: [laughing]
[silence]
OFFICIAL: Come on. Who threw that?
CROWD: She did! It was her! He! He. Him. Him. Him. Him. Him. Him.
OFFICIAL: Was it you?
MRS. A.: Yes.
OFFICIAL: Right!
MRS. A.: Well, you did say 'Jehovah'.
CROWD: Ah! Ooooh!...
[CROWD stones MRS. A.]
OFFICIAL: Stop! Stop, will you?! Stop that! Stop it! Now, look! No one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle! Do you understand?! Even, and I want to make this absolutely clear, even if they do say 'Jehovah'.
CROWD: Ooooooh!...
[CROWD stones OFFICIAL]
WOMAN #1: Good shot!
[clap clap clap]

800 lawyers rush to his defense. Oh wait, no they don't. He didn't kill enough people.

BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB. Ah, I feel much better.

Messing with preconceptions is risky, but fun!

Francois: What kind of a BERM was it?
Clouseau: The exploding kind.

THE MINKEY!

Well, perhaps he was just so pissed off at the airline and his inebriated thought process was something like:
well, if I can't get on, i'll make sure NOBODY can get on - by saying there's a bomb on board!
....and part of his brain that was trying to tell him to shut up was drowned out by another part applauding him for his great idea.

Just put him in a circular room and tell him to piss in the corner.

And I say
I can't believe it
And I do
I do believe there's hope for you

lordargent, you ROCK.

Long live Ozzy!

That guy needs his ass kicked for wasting everybody's time. He should have to compensate them all in cash. That'll learn 'em.